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| [[Image:Hitler vx Ghandi.png|thumb|Hitler of course]]
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| [[Image: Merkel and netenyahu.jpg|thumb|300px|Jews did Hitler]]
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| [[Image:MerkelNude.jpg|thumb|Hitler's bastard daughter Angela ([[irony|left]]) at a Stasi resort in 1972. She is now the [[irony|leader of Germany.]]]]
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| '''Adolf "[[Epic Win|Der Übermensch]]" Hitler''' ([[420|April 20]], 1889 – April 30, 1945) is perhaps, the greatest figure that shall be immortalized in World history forevermore, for History cannot be ever taught without mentioning the name of Hitler. He is the [[Superman]] prophesized by Friedrich [[Nietzsche]], a [[Raptor Jesus|messiah]] who took it upon himself to cleanse the free world of [[Jews|the greatest parasitic cause of debt on the planet]], and was one of the 20th Century's most misunderstood political revisionists, a genius who saved Germany from the Great Depression, and paving the way for Germany from being Europe's [[Africa|backwater]] into the economic and engineering powerhouse we know today. He is also the [[Downfall|Undisputed Champion of the Art of Ranting]], Among his inventions were the Autobahn system, the Volkswagen cars, the Me-262 (the first true Jet fighters) the V2 superweapons (which the Amerijews and Russians stole to power the Space Race), and a way to [[Holocaust|convert useless parasites into an efficient form of Renewable Energy]]. He also planned to renovate Berlin into a utopia called ''Welthauptstadt Germania''. Up to today, he still holds the [[High Score|high score]] in IRL Risk. He was undefeated until he went up against fellow sociopathic asshat [[Commie|Joseph Stalin]], although [[Americunts]] like to think they had something to do with it. He broke new strategic ground with his [[Zerg rush|Blitzkrieg]] tactics, which effectively meant that he was [[I'm in your base, killing your d00ds|in your nation, killing your j00z]].
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| Hitler was a [[Asperger's Syndrome|Child Prodigy]] who attended [[art school|the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts]] but unfortunately was expelled because the [[Jews|academy's administrators]] mocked his artistic designs and told him he should pursue architecture and making shitty [[anime]]. He, being the Original [[Emo]] Kid, also had a history of [[CP|child abuse and rape]] from his ([[Irony|Jewish]]) father and in school was always bullied by those rich-ass kikes for his lunch money, which is why he had an epiphany that the Jews were bullying nations into paying up debts they never even had, thus paving his journey to use his genius to pursue multiple degrees in [[Nietzsche|Philosophy]], [[pol|Political Science]], [[Eugenics|Biology]], [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|Thermodynamics]] and [[Zyklon B|Chemistry]], so that he could unmask the Truth of the Jew menace and attempt to enact [[Holocaust|the greatest plan of Human Liberation in all of History]].
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| There has been evidence that he also had [[Irony|Jewish]] ancestry, and, rather ironically, was blamed for a mass killing-off of Jews in Europe. Liberal Media wants to portray him as a [[Chris-Chan|overweight, perverted, sexually deprived, gay, racist, homophobic, Jew-in-denial, highly functioning autistic]]. According to das Juden, during his holiday in [[Germany]], Hitler had a party (complete with fully catered bar-b-que) with [[Over 9,000|six million]] members—this party has come to be known as "The [[Holocaust]]". In [[fact]], he was a [[Gay|sensitive]] hero who tried to save the undeserving Jews from the [[racist]] Germans that he, an [[Australia|Austrian]], loved so much.
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| Contrary to popular belief, Hitler was not killed by Aldo the Apache and his band of Jews, who brutalized the [[Truth|peaceful]] Germans for the promise of jewgolds in return for each clitoris removed from German schoolgirls. He turned out he escaped. Years later the DNA testing on one of the supposed skull fragments showed that that not only did the DNA not match any recorded samples but they didn't match Eva Braun’s familiar DNA either. The Russians lied, who would have thought?
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| His latest successor (and possible descendant) is [[The Donald|Donaldus I of the House of Florida Man, God-Emperor of Mankind]].
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| ==Why Hitler Was Right==
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| The entire European mainland consists of landlocked nations who can't control their borders effectively. The resulting confusion of cultures means that a strong racial identity never really developed in European history. The effects of this lack of identity persist in cucked nations like [[Sweden]] and [[Norway|Norway.]] Germany was not immune to this lack of racial identity either, and the results can be seen in the [[Rapefugee|open door]] policies of [[Angela Merkel|Angela "Burqa" Murql.]]
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| Hitler foresaw [[White Genocide|the coming degradation of Europe's racial stock,]] and began to build a mighty fortress to protect his people against this future contamination. He was a bold visionary who Made Germany Great Again and gave the German people back their pride. However, he was [[Back-stabbers|stabbed in the back]] before his vision could come to fruition, and Europe has come to the brink of extinction - just as he feared it would.
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| == The Fuhrer's Most Inspirational Quotes ==
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| |''Retweet if u r a '''#Jew''' '''#jewishtwitter'''''|November 8, 1938
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| | You guys can lick mein Auschwitz.| 2012
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| | In the life of nations, what in the last resort decides questions is a kind of Judgment Court of God... Always before god and the world the stronger has the right to carry through what he wills.| In Munich, April 1923
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| | If freedom is short of weapons, we must compensate with willpower.| In Landsberg, November 1925
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| | What matters is to emphasize the fundamental idea in my party's economic program clearly; the idea of authority. I want the authority; I want everyone to keep the property he has acquired for himself according to the principle: 'Benefit to the community precedes benefit to the individual.' But the state should retain supervision and each property owner should consider himself appointed by the state. It is his duty not to use his property against the interests of others among his own people. This is the crucial matter. The Third Reich will always retain its right to control the owners of property.| In 1931[https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Sieg_Heil&action=edit&redlink=1#]
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| | In the course of my life I have very often been a prophet, and have usually been ridiculed for it. During the time of my struggle for power it was in the first instance only the Jewish race that received my prophecies with laughter when I said that I would one day take over the leadership of the State, and with it that of the whole nation, and that I would then among other things settle the Jewish problem. Their laughter was uproarious, but I think that for some time now they have been laughing on the other side of their face. Today I will once more be a prophet: if the international Jewish financiers in and outside Europe should succeed in plunging the nations once more into a world war, then the result will not be the Bolshevizing of the earth, and thus the victory of Jewry, but the annihilation of the Jewish race in Europe!| In 1939
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| == Singing Career ==
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| Young Adolf began his rise to fame and fortune touring Germany with his band the House Painters. He won a rock contest in Munich in 1923, beating out rival Gustav von Kahr's band Gas Attack in front of a live audience of 3000. It was at approximately this time that he landed a major music contract with German High Command (later Bauhaus). Hitler's singing style was described as "rollicking good fun" as the crowd pumped its arms and marched in step with the beat in swastika formation, cigarette lighters held high to illuminate the auditorium. His headline song "Imagine", later covered in a bowdlerized form by [[John Lennon]], held an inspiring message that resonated with the German people:
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| |''Imagine there's no countries,
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| <br />Other than our Reich.
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| <br />No one else to vote for,
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| <br />Imagine all the people,
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| <br />Never arguing a-ga-a-in.
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| |''You may say that I'm a dreamer,
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| <br />Someday you know you'll have to join us,
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| <br />And the world will be as one.
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| == Rise to Power ==
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| [http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f149/138932d1268706236-blue-waffle-infection-really-gross-bw.jpg Adolf] began his ascent to power in Germany with an [[Batshit Insane|ideologically sound]] framework:
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| * Anyone who expressed views contrary to those of himself and his party was invited over to Adolf's semi-detached bungalow for a lively debate over a schnapps or two. Adolf was an excellent hypnotist and utilized this skill to subtly change his adversaries' ideas and opinions.
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| * If that did not work, he would:
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| ** [[Awesome|Eat their brains;]]
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| ** [[Guro|And skull-fuck their empty head.]]
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| This modus operandi was usually effective in quelling dissent.
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| Adolf blamed the ills of the [[Germany|Fatherland]] on the unclean Jews, amongst others. [[Lie|As the Jews have rarely been persecuted throughout history, this was something relatively new to them.]] However, Uncle Adolf was also a devout humanitarian, and tried to give them new living accommodations in special places like Dachau were they could be [[gay|Jewish]] in safety from the racist fucks in Germany, [[Fact|who are still racist fucks to this day.]]
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| Adolf and his National Socialist, or [[Nazi]], party celebrated their huge landslide win in the nation's elections with a massive street party known as [[Delete Fucking Everything|Kristallnacht]]. [[Ban Fucking Everyone|Jewish shopkeepers and business owners]] were the main invitees. They were a little disappointed when they did not receive the beautiful crystals and jewel-encrusted dreidels as promised in the invitations, and Uncle Adolf was doubly disappointed because the crude hun bastards that made up the population of Germany smashed up a lot of Jewish shops, causing the German insurance industry to shit itself, because despite all of their flaws that Hitler ignored, the Jews had the sense to protect their jewgolds through insurance. People in Hitler's homeland of Austria [[LOL]]'d at the wascally Germans getting drunk and rioting.
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| After the Germans went [[batshit insane]] and began behaving badly towards their nation's bankers and shopkeepers, Uncle Adolf realized that the Germans needed to quit being lazy [[basement dwellers]] and then invited the Jews, en-masse, on an all-expenses-paid train journey to the picturesque nether regions of Germany, Poland and a few other countries to live separately.
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| The Jews, always quick to sniff out a bargain, widely accepted this invitation and were promptly and efficiently transported to these holiday-camps. Those who showed some reluctance were gently persuaded by Hitler's assistants with reminders of how uncivilized the bulk of Germany was.
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| Some of the Jews complained about the converted Pullman rail coaches which were used in this relocation program, now known as ''The Final Solution''. It was labeled "The Final Solution" as the Jews were grossly overworked in their shops and businesses. The "Solution" to this OH&S issue was to grant them the free transport and accommodation in the German countryside.
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| The Jews were perceived by many in Europe at that time as having questionable personal hygiene. Therefore upon arrival they were greeted humbly and courteously by their hosts. They were ushered in to large bathhouses and enjoyed a relaxing shower/bath and optional massage. Great thought went into this initial welcome at the Camps. The shortage of essential-oils in wartime presented the German hosts with a problem. How were they to set the mood without these all-important olfactory adjuncts? The Germans, never ones to let a technical challenge get in the way of progress solved this with a marvelous new synthetically-derived compound known as [[Zyklon-B]]. In another technical first, this compound was piped through to the bathhouses which cut down on waste and provided all with the same enhanced experience.
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| It was noticed by some of the attendants that occasionally a Jewish guest would suffer an allergic reaction to the Zyklon-B. This would involve visual and auditory hallucinations, quite often terrifyingly reminiscent of actual death.
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| The German master chemists would hear nothing of this; they set about slightly refining the process so all their guests had an equally positive experience. They did not want to present the illusion of favoritism.
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| After this small hiccup the Camps were soon operating at near capacity and very efficiently, which delighted Adolf and his mates.
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| Now Adolf began his presidency with the best of intentions. As we know now, they went a little astray; he failed to personally supervise this most attractive R&R opportunity for his Jewish compatriots.
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| His trusted lieutenants and aides bungled the end stages of ''The Final Solution'' and a great many Jews regretfully did not make it to "paradise" and were deprived of that long-promised and well-earned holiday. That's what Hitler gets for letting fucking Germans do shit, as they [[Jews|fuck everything up]].
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| Consequently the Jews have never forgiven Germany for their being too fucking incompetent to follow Uncle Adolf's directions.
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| On unrelated news, this guy is the cause of 33% of the world's problems, Jews cause 33% as well, so this guy is the solution for 33% of the worlds problems! in case you were wondering, the other 33% of the worlds problems come from spics, however word is that Arizona is working to solve them.
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| == [[World War II]] ==
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| In 1939, Hitler told the leader of [[Poland]] to give him anal sex and to face him during rape. Poland gave Hitler the finger and told him to go fuck himself, so Hitler decided to kick Poland's ass. After a few days of fighting, Hitler realized Germany couldn't beat Poland alone, and [[Russia]] joined in, because [[Stalin]] was a useless dirty dick sniffer who didn't have the [[vagina]] to start a troll himself, but was always willing to kill his own guys and join in and try to take credit for someone else's raid.
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| After Poland didn't surrender, Hitler, like the god he was, went on to completely take out [[Denmark]], [[Norway]], the [[Netherlands]], and [[Belgium]] [[epic_win|all in a couple of weeks]]. Earlier, in free time and for fun and [[profit]], he decided to liberate [[Austria]] and to cancel the Czechs, too. Finally, Hitler pwned [[France]] as [[typical|the French just rolled over and took it in the ass]]. After France was [[rape|subjugated]], he sent Rudolf Hess to try to make peace with England. In England Hess was [[Buttsecks|anally raped]], causing Hitler to try to [[flamewar|bomb England to surrender]] and invade Russia [[for the lulz]], but this was unsuccessful, as the English are fucking insane and the Russians live in a freezing shithole. The irony is that Hitler could have took England, as the [[gay|British Army]] had been [[rape|raped]] by the Germans in France, however Hitler suffered trolls remorse and neglected to follow through.
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| == Hitler's Final Act of [[An heroism|Heroism]] ==
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| In 1944 the Allied troops invaded and pwned the Germans in France then they pressed forward toward Germany and in 1945 the Soviets surrounded Berlin and were looking to [[zerg rush]] on the Reichstag. Things were not looking good for our Hitler. Legend has it that Hitler decided that he'd rather die [[married]] than die gay, so he [[incest|married his cousin]] (Eva Braun) and then committed [[suicide]] like the little emo bitch he was. In reality, from the declassified FBI files, Hitler [[Fact|escaped war-torn Germany and lived a peaceful life in the Andes mountains, Argentina]]. [http://www.redflagnews.com/headlines/fbi-opens-files-proving-hitler-went-to-argentina] [http://www.bestgore.com/holohoax/declassified-fbi-files-adolf-hitler-did-not-commit-suicide-life-argentina/]. It also may have helped that the Russians were about one block away from where he was hiding, and they were hankering for a Hitler [[lynching]]. Unfortunately, he escaped before they could get to him.
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| Eventually the monstrous [[Russians]] descended on the rest of Berlin like a big smelly wall of rape, and [[surprise sex|surprised]] every surviving man, woman, child, and occasional retard covered in shit within a 50 mile radius. Seriously. In retaliation for his [[faggotry]], Stalin made Hitler's skull into a [[jizz|jizz bowl]]. This is officially recognized as the high point in German history. Hitler is now being raped by [[Jews]] in [[hell]], as everybody knows, [[truth|Jews don't die]].
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| <center>'''Hitler did nothing wrong.'''</center>
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| <center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center>
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| == Heil Honey, I'm Home! ==
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| Around the year 1990 a couple of pre-internets trolls decided to create the greatest lulzfest ever seen at the time, a television show called ''Heil Honey, I'm Home!'', which depicted the lives of Hitler and his bitch Eva in a 50's style sitcom, with the two of them living next door to a Jew family, bringing in one of the lulziest situations ever as we all know what Hitler did to those [[fail|poor]] fags. Sadly the show was canceled after the first episode when the Jews from the BBC network [[duh|realized it was about Hitler in a good way]] and pulled it, never to see the light of day again, a minor revenge attempt at Hitler that failed miserably due to the future power of the internet. Another reason it was canceled was because the Jews didn't understand history and didn't realize that it was somewhat fact-based, though the only things that Jews think happened were that [[Israel|the world]] was created by [[Cthulhu]] and Hitler was apparently the devil.
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| == Hitler and the Internet ==
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| [[File:1943 OSS psychological profile of hitler.png|center|thumb|600px|Why Hitler is the patron saint of all internets]]
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| Recently there has been a new unprecedented Internet obsession with Hitler. In the quest for trying to be different, 90's bred [[bipolar]] [[forum]] users turn to [[emo|other subcultures]] to try and [[attention whore|stand out]]. There are many Internet identities that claim to be the new Hitler, even though [[Satan]] would never bestow such an honor on some [[basement dweller]]. [[Skinhead|Neo-Nazis]] have also gained Internet access and have begun trying to lure these forlorn [[angst]]-ridden teens into a world of viking metal and saluting photos of dead guys. Hitler is also one of the [[internet celebrity|most talked about people]] on internet forums and message boards. No matter what the subject is, there is no doubt that [[Godwin's Law|Hitler's name will come up eventually]] in conversation [[OTI]]. It is also customary on the internet to [[50 Hitler Post|post Hitler's likeness repeatedly]] as a sign of friendship and respect. In short, the internet [[less than three|<3]] Hitler.
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| === The Downfall meme ===
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| <center><youtube>GVS4Zgjm8HE</youtube><br />'''Invoke Hitler and Instantly Win Any Argument'''</center>
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| "Downfall" was a 2004 [[Germany|German]]-language movie depicting the final days of Hitler during [[World War II]] while the [[Soviet Union|Russians]] were [[ownage|inflicting mass amounts of pwnage]] on their way to [[I_Am_In_Your_Base_Killing_Your_D00ds|capturing Berlin]]. Since real internet power users don't understand German moonspeak, the [[orgasm|climactic]] scene of Hitler totally losing his shizz with enemy tanks parked a mile away from his secret headquarters and [[Additional pylons|no reserves left]] was naturally ripe for more nuanced translations. Of course most of them are [[crap]] based on sports teams [[baseball|nobody]] [[football|cares]] [[soccer|about]]. The best thing about the meme, of course, is triggering [[Waaaambulance|outraged]] choruses of [[ZOMG]] HITLER IS NEVAR FUNNY from the [[Jews|usual]] [[Democrats|suspects]]. On April 21, 2010 {{wayback|http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.ap.org/hitler-downfall-parodies-removed-from-youtube-ap|20100426001120|title=Jewtube began removing all such videos}} {{archive|SGztd}}, because they can't take the [[Copyright|lulz]]. {{Wayback|http://www.urlesque.com/2010/04/20/hitler-downfall-parody-videos-removed-from-youtube|20100721223642|title=Here's how Hitler reacted to the removal}} {{archive|230bO}}.
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| === Fresh Fuhrer of [[Bel-Air]] ===
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| <center>{{scrolltext|: IN BRAUNAU AUSTRIA BORN AND RAISED
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| : CHILLIN' OUT, MAXING, RELAXING ALL COOL
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| : AND THINKING OF WAYS TO ANNIHILATE THE JEWS
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| : WHEN A COUPLE OF KIKES
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| : WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD
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| : STARTED RAISING LOANS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
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| : I SET UP ONE LITTLE CAMP AND RUSSIA GOT SCARED
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| : THEY SAID "IF YOU INVADE POLAND CAN WE AT LEAST SHARE?"
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| : I WHISTLED FOR MY CAR AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR
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| : THE LICENSE PLATE SAID "FUHRER" AND EVA BRAUN WAS IN THE REAR
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| : IN GERMANY FUCKING YOUR OWN COUSIN WAS RARE
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| : BUT I THOUGHT "NAH FORGET IT," YO HOME TO BERLIN!
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| : I CAUGHT MILLIONS OF JEWS, ABOUT 7 OR 8
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| === Kesha meets the Nazi Party ===
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| <center>{{scrolltext|: Wake up in the morning feelin' like der Fuhrer
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| : Write Mein Kampf, tell Germany I'm gonna make race purer
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| : Before I leave, fuck my niece. With Eva Braun, too
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| : Cause when I leave for Mein Reich, I'm gonna kill a Jew
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| : I'm talkin'
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| : Takin' of all their clothes clothes
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| : Gassin' them till they choke choke
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| : Throwin' them in some stoves stoves
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| : Goose steppin'
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| : Right into all of your cities
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| : Spreadin' the Nazi Party
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| : Tryin' to take over your countrryyyyy
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| : Don't stop, make em drop!
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| : Nazi's blow your cities up!
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| : Tonight, they gonna fight
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| : Till you give into the Reich!
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| |700|100|-Kesha|}}</center>
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| == Hitler Fun Facts ==
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| [[File:Hitler i have a dream speech.png|350px|right]]
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| * Hitler served in the [[German]] army in WWI, where he got [[owned]] with [[vespene gas|mustard gas]] and spent months hospitalized.
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| * He was a [[vegetarian]]. Not out of principles but because he had horrible [[diabeetus|IBS]] and gastritis and his stomach couldn't handle meat.
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| * Hitler was also known for being a beast in the bedroom, as reported by his officers and generals. It was recorded he had [[sex]] with over 3,452 different women during his rule.
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| * He actually [[trying too hard|wanted to become an artist]].
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| * He painted houses before he became [[emo]].
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| * Hitler was an [[asspie]].
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| * He was [[Applemilk1988|addicted to meth and had syphilis]], just like every other [[Hal Turner|white supremacist]].
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| * If Hitler had lived out his dream of becoming an artist, he would now have [[over 9,000]] more page-views than [[Snapesnogger]].
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| * Hitler's [[Sick fuck|doctor]] gave him medicine made from chopped [[balls|cow balls]] and feces of Bulgarian peasants-- on a daily basis.
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| *[[Uwe Boll]] is said to be part of the Adolf Hitler family tree.
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| * The reason Hitler set out to exterminate the Jews is because all through his childhood, time-travelling Jews from the year 4000 kept appearing and trying to assassinate him.
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| == Gallery ==
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| {{cg|Galerie von Adolf|hitlergallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Hitler just do it nike meme.png|Controversial ad by Kike sportswear co.
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| File:Hitler nigger.jpg|Hitler's inspiring message to [[Spics|monkeys]] and [[Niggers|apes]] of [[Catholic|all]] [[Jews|kinds]], around the world.
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| File:ForLulz.jpg|It was known Hitler committed many atrocities "for the lulz".
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| File:Der furher has a sad.gif|Der furher has a sad. :(
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| File:Holocaust never heard of it.jpg|mein interview
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:What-would-hitler-do-wwhd.jpg|Would Hitler fucking [[pwn]] that Jew, [[you]] ask? You bet your [[Asian|two-inch]] dick he would!
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| File:1908260 850232981669699 1443354383332542504 n.jpg|The many faces of transvestite Hitler.
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| File:Hitler rehearsal photos.gif|Footage of when Hitler did [[acid]] at a [[Nightclub#Dance Club|dance club]].
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| File:Ernie hitler.jpg|Ernie found the thought of exterminating the Jews absolutely thrilling!!
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| File:Bert n hitler.jpg|The proudest day of Bert's life!
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| File:hitler34.jpg|If anyone could ever have been said to have a muscular penis it was Adolf Hitler!
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| File:02annefrank1.jpg|Hitler caught red-handed by European Paparazzi.
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| File:MHitler.jpg|M. Hitler
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| File:HitlerMAGA.JPG|If hitler was alive, he would be a [[Drumpf]] supporter! My college professor said so -.-
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| File:Xbox360hitler.jpg|Hitler's [[Xbox 360]] account
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| File:Hitler's_Hoes_2.jpg|Hitler and his hoes.
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| File:Hitler_Women.png|The Führer in private.
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| File:Hitler_gets_a_gas_bill.gif|Jews take your money, even from the grave.
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| File:Hitlerfistshake.jpg|And he would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling Russians!
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| File:Whattheuckamireading.jpg
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| File:holoc.jpg|Damn right Hitler played it.
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| File:Holocauster Tycoon.jpg|He's going for the [[high score]]!
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| File:856653883 e0b6ce3eef o.jpg|Why not pop in to the Hitler Cafe!
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| File:POTN adolf kettle.jpg|The café's kettle is on...
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| File:Hitea.jpg|... the teapot has already been warmed...
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| File:Hitler tea.gif|... and that's one tea for one classy son of a bitch (white, of course).
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| File:Taketheredpill.png
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| File:Hitlervacation.jpg|Hitler on a wonderful vacation with his beloved dog, Blondie; the closest to sex he could get.
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| File:Hitler with doge.jpg|Hitler and his [[doge]].
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| File:TinydickHitler2.jpg|"What We Have, We Hold
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| File:BeMeinHitler.jpg|Hitler was romantic too.
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| File:hitlercat.jpg|[[Kitler|Hitler reincarnated]]
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| File:Charlie-Chaplin-Photograph-C12037007.jpeg|Adolf Hitler was also an actor.
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| File:HileFro.jpg|Hitler was an avid [[Fag|clubber]] and a total [[Nigger|pimp]].
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| File:Hitler_rapper.jpg|Back in the day, Hitler was popular among the young German boys, mainly rapping about how he grew up in the rough hoods of [[Bel-Air|Braunau]].
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| File:Hitler_sexy_partes.jpg
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| File:HITLER_HATE.gif
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| File:Hitlerlulz101.jpg|What you have heard is true....why don't you?
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| File:Yoyohit39.jpg|6 Time World Yo-yo Champion.
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| File:Hitler-Awesome.png|Hitler was pretty [[awesome]].
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| File:AwesomeH.jpg
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| File:3672054902a4579235228b452128569l.gif|Hitler and Daft Punk.
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| File:Hitler-icantbelivedisshit.PNG|Hitler can't believe your shit.
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| File:Hitler corpses.gif|Hitler corpses (the other kind)
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| File:DancingHitler.gif|Der Kommissar's in town
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| File:Jewseverywhere2.gif|Jews. Jews everywhere.
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| File:Hitler-store.jpg
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| File:HitlerMen.jpg|[[Gentlemen|ARYANS]]
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| File:Hitlernegro.gif|Hitler was really a nigger
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| File:Emo_hitler_2.jpg|[[Moar]] emo faggotry.
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| File:Hitlerbang.jpg|Hitler's arms propaganda.
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| File:Desuhit.jpg|Someone say Hitler?
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| File:Fuhrerchan.gif|LOL
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| File:Nahtzee.gif|Hitler's favorite game.
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| File:Isay.jpg|Mein Kampf? More like ''I'm Camp'', [[amirite]]?
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| File:Nazis_used_Mudkipz.jpg|Hitler lieks [[Mudkipz]].
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| File:YugiohHitler.jpg|[[Faux News|Nazis]] own [[4Kids]] that distribute ''[[Pokemon]]'' and ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh]]''.
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| File:trex_nazi.jpg|Holy shit! A giant Nazi ''T. rex'' thing!!!
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| File:Nazimoot.jpg|Even moot loves Hitler.
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| File:Germany-Poland.png|Yeah, that's about right.
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| File:0e1f39ed.jpg|And you thought he was dead, pfft.
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| File:Hitler lookalike on subway 2016.jpg
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| File:Hitler on the bus.jpg|Hitler on the bus.
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| File:Hitler lookalike on bus, scotland 2016.jpg|Another Hitler, another bus
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| File:"Blakey" from 1970s itv sitcom "on the buses".jpg|Hitler, on the buses
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| File:Grandma Hitler.jpg|Hitler's not dead, he's a [[transexual]]!
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| File:Hello nazi.jpg
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| File:Hitler planet.jpg
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| File:Hitler happiness.jpg|Happiness from exterminating juden is a happiness like no other.
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| File:Kfj.jpg|Adolf Hitler's true identity.
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| File:Adolftitler.jpg
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| File:Hitler Marries Stalin.gif
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| File:Hitlerstalinfuck.png|The Basis of the Molotov-Ribbentrop-Pact was a short-term sexual relationship between the dictators.
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| File:Pregnanthitler.jpg|[[Maury|Stalin, you are the father.]]
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| File:Hitlrmickey.jpg|Hitler was also a connoisseur of the finer things in life.
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| File:HitlerCard.bmp.jpg| Black Lotus ain't got nuthin' on this!
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| File:HitlerPwntByFDR.jpg| He finally met his match in FDR
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| File:JewHitler.jpg|Closet [[Jew]]
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| File:Hitler a jew.jpg|Busted!
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| File:Forgil.gif
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| File:Becumanhurro.jpg|Do what the big man says.
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| File:Dubthedew contest new mt dew name label.png|The winning name of the [[Dub the Dew]] contest.
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| File:Advice hitler let half the jew live.jpg|Proof that Hitler did, in fact, do something wrong.
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| File:Wackyhitlerantics.jpg
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| File:Hitlertoldyouso.jpg|He fucking told you so, why didn't you listen?!
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| File:Heil myself.jpg
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| File:nazi_it_coming.jpg|Oh but he did see it coming!
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| File:Hitler2304 468x417.jpg
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| File:Lickable hitler.jpg|Here is ice-cream, 10 Rupees, you want jig-a-jig with my mother? She very nice virgin
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| File:Ruggah.jpg
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| File:Tie Fighter Hitler.jpg
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| File:Hitler x ray.jpg|Hitler's skull, from his medical records. Cool, huh?
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| File:Adolf hipster.jpg|In hipster edition
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| File:Adolfina.jpg|Hitler's only daughter has led a quiet life since the war ended.
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| File:Fabhitler.jpg
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| File:Mr bronson.png|[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0790410/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm The undisputed champion among ginger Hitlers, five wins no defeats]
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| File:Hitler-Xbox360Achievement.jpg
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| File:Hitler-cwatudidthar.PNG|Hitler sees what you did there.
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| File:Hitler-fails.jpg
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| File:Hitler-plesantlysurprised.PNG|Hitler is pleasantly surprised!
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| File:German neo nazi anniversary seelow heights.jpg|A devoted fan
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| File:Hitler skeletons clickbait.jpg|[[Skeleton|Click here to find out why!]]
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| File:Whoop hitler.JPG
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| File:Pinkhitler.jpg|Hitler's favorite outfit.
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| File:Livinginhitlergermny.png|Woah, living in Germany as a non-Jew was pretty awesome, who knew?!
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| File:Livinginhitlersgermany38.jpg|Woah, living in Germany as a non-Jew was pretty awesome, who knew?!
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| File:Adolfhitlerportrait.jpg|Der Führer: Da Reel Muthaphukkin' G of His Tyme, Beeeyotch!
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| File:Germanredpills.png|Don't make it super obvious or anything...
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| == [[Irony|Hitler on JewTube]] ==
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| <center>{{fv|Hitler Videos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
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| |<youtube>NXdvE0p7SXc</youtube>
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| |<youtube>kHmYIo7bcUw</youtube>
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| |<youtube>lhVM0HmGado</youtube>
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| |<youtube>rh0sbpJJ4pM</youtube>
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| |<youtube>CmVxqN4rg1c</youtube>
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| |<youtube>yJftttaGzpk</youtube>
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| |<youtube>KfNbJs-lw8o</youtube>
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| |<youtube>I9HOAkpPnt4</youtube>
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| |<youtube>hbNo5ijvyfU</youtube>
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| |<youtube>hOYeo22PHFE</youtube>
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| }}
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| {{fv|Hitler Videos 2|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
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| |<youtube>PQZuMWMIBvY</youtube>
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| |<youtube>qtRyUZYIvPM</youtube>
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| |<youtube>dsCPcOVYlSc</youtube>
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| |<youtube>u_HJWiOeGhc</youtube>
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| |<youtube>ouB2h29tlXM</youtube>
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| |<youtube>yu2NqfISm9k</youtube>
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| |<youtube>5c-frhpLa-k</youtube>
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| |<youtube>nEly8nXA6Oo</youtube>
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| |<youtube>lKDeyuM0-Og</youtube>
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| }}</center>
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| == Friendly Reminder ==
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| {{Rainbow|HEIL HITLER!!!}}
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| [[File:Adolf hitler silver tray 50th birthday present from Albert Speer.jpg|center]]
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| == Soviet Perspective ==
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| The [[Soviet Union]] successfully forced the suicide of the great fascist menace Adolf Hitler after he invaded glorious Russia and dared to threaten the workers' land.
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| The brave soldiers of the Red Army stopped his dark forces at Kryukovo, and pushed them back all the way to Berlin! Hitler cowardly killed himself and his wife after he realized how powerful the Red Army was.
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| == See Also ==
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| [[Image:Drawing of Adolf Hitler.jpeg]]
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| * [[卐]]
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| * [[50 Hitler post]]
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| * [[Six Degrees of Adolf Hitler]]
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| * [[Angry German Kid]]
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| * [[Colonel Klink]]
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| * [[David Icke]]
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| * [[DevianTart Nazis]]
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| * [[Downfall]]
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| * [[Facism]]
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| * [[Godwin's Law]]
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| * [[Hipster Hitler]]
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| * [[Hillary_Clinton|Hitlery Clinton]]
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| * [[Hitler: The Babe within]]
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| * [[Holocaust Porn]]
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| * [[Kitler]]
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| * [[Mecha-Hitler]]
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| * [[Nazi]]
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| * [[o/|/o/]]
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| * [[Ruining_The_Internet#People_Trying_to_Save_the_Internet|Saving The Internet]]
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| * [[Tranquility Bay]]
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| * [[The Jewish Question]]
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| * [[George Herbert Walker Bush#Family life|GHWB]]
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| * [[W]]
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| Internet Nazism
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| * [[Grammar Nazi]]s
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| * [[Feminazism]]
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| * [[Pants nazi]]s
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| * [[YouTube Street Team]]
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| * [[Patriotic Nigras]]
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| == External Links ==
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| [[File:Hitler star on hollywood boulevard.jpg|right|200px]]
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| * [http://community.livejournal.com/hitlerslash/ Hitler Slash fanfiction community]
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| * [http://foxnews.com/ Popular Hitler fanboi site]
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| * [http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3347309,00.html According to Iran, Hitler was a crypto-Jew and a pawn of the Zionist conspiracy. As if we didn't know already.]
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| * [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/22/hitlers-mein-kampf-seen-a_n_190064.html Mein Kampf as a self-help guide.]
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| * [http://vault.fbi.gov/adolf-hitler/adolf-hitler-part-01-of-04/view Hitler went to South America after the fall of Berlin according to the FBI]
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| * [http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-37897103 Mrs Hitler's knickers fetch £3,000]
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