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'''Chathour\Weirdtown''' is a [[chat]] website that's been up and running for over 10 fucking years now, and its' level of [[pedophiles]], creepers and general degenerates to the society seems to be on the steady rise.
The sudden influx of [[Indian]] cowfuckers has been greatly increased due to the fact that they have [[moar]]
access to the [[internets]] as opposed to 10 years ago but that's only part of the problem [[Arabs]] have also stormed the castle so to speak with this site [[terrorist|extending their propaganda]] in it like a bad fucking [[cancer]] that won't go away, promoting jihad-ism and [[haha|being the main cause your society hates you]]. That being said, spammers and trolls get the most attention and love from admiring fans of that site because of their outlandish behavior and [[smart|retarded wit]]


The typical Chathour user is a stupid ignorant [[Nazi]] that's too pussy to fucking take it outside
and [[niggers]] with overly high false egos coupled with sexually frustrated Indians and Arabs with [[gay|homosexual tendencies]]. In addition, you have the [[furries]] with a room dedicated to themselves because the creators of this website have a [[truth|gay fetish for cock]] and the [[troll]] population of this website consists of a handful of [[retards]] spamming and generally making the paranoid shut-in population of the website feel bad about themselves. 
The worst part of it is the [[pedophiles]] that constantly roam the rooms looking for young girls to [[fuck|e-deflower]], all of these people when confronted about their addiction to Chathour laugh and brush it aside.
If you ever visit this site be sure to make yourself out to be a [[13 year old boy|13yr old girl]] with cute pics because
we know you're also [[retard|fucked in the head]] and will do possibly that to get some [[penis]]. You
will then notice your '''IM''' (''instant message'') or '''PM''' (''private message'') being flooded by Indians and [[perverts]].
That isn't new since all the [[emos]] there are [[attention whores]] and do revel in that kind of shit.
Seeing as you were asked to make a "fake" profile you will find that [[statistics|70% of the people who use the site are fake]], it just makes sense to [[insecure|create a fake profile]] yourself to fit in; [http://chathourfakes.cu.cc/fakelist.php Here] is a website of [[lulz|Chathour fakes]] created by users of the site who themselves have [[loser|sad lives]]. That being said and done
[[lie|the normal population of this chat website usually reside in friendly chat]].
== Rooms ==
There are 18 rooms to chat in, all premade.
They include:
*'''Main (censored)''' where all the freaks,Indians, pedos, and all of the fore-mentioned tards lurk and fap.
*'''Main (unlimited)'''where all the sad pathetic [[basement dwellers|"locals of the website"]] dwell they enrage and
grow very upset at [[jocks|spammers]] and [[winner|trollers]] ruining their flirt time with the [[whore|women]].
*'''Love chat''' refers to main chat unlimited.
*'''Adult chat''' [[truth| every pedo, indian, fake, gay , arab, nigger, white scum talking at once]] refers to all three chats added with the rest not worth fucking mentioning.
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== Notable trolls ==
*'''Funnyorange,(Oringinator)''',[[lulz|(unfunny)]] He is very well known throughout the Chatrooms and is a scourge to all the "fakes and pedophiles" also if you are female and are looking to [[whore|feel bad about yourself]] please do IM or PM him, he will make you feel bad, His trolling techniques include using [[all caps|CAPS LOCK]] sparingly and misc banter that will make [[masturbate| you go blind]] do not cross paths with him, he will shit on you and then wipe it off after his semen dries off in your [[pussy]].
*'''Pigsmakebacon,Bacon,Dude,''' Will respond to any of those, i suggest not using "dude" as of yet, if you are arab advisable not to be in the same room with him he is relentless and has as much of a [[fangirl|fanbase]] as the previously mentioned 'Oringinator' also a spamming meister that loves to make [[you|losers feel bad about themselves]] if you are a furry/[[bronie]]/hardcore [[anime]] faggot, or just middle eastern, you have found your worst [[enemy]].
*'''Kurt,Kurtinator,kunt,'''  A dumb [[australian]] that spams '''"SUCK THE COCK OF KURT"''' and trolls along with the previous but [[lie|likes to think his shit is made of gold]]. Doesn't have much of a following due to his obvious [[stupid|lack of intelligence]] and obnoxious faggotry coupled with the lack of [[sperm|stamina]] to troll for hours, also too much of a [[4chan]] [[/b/]] [[moralfag]] to carry thru his threats and trolls anyone to the ground regardless of race creed and sexuality [[your mom|like an animal]].
If you are unfortunate enough to meet any of the mentioned trolls, it is advisable you log out because they are in [[buttsex|cahoots]] with each other,they make the website want to [[an hero]]. and make [[baby Jesus]] cry.
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===The general Population===
*'''[[Lesbian]]s''', general cock hating breed of humans that believe every man alive should be castrated and wrung our to dry like a piece of [[horsecock|lathered shit]]. These [[faggot|lezb0z]] proceed to finger and tongue fuck each other in PMs and private rooms with shitty grammar and sex loopholes so big it dwarfs their [[goatse|loose pussies]] in comparison, there is a special breed of "[[fail|lesbian troll]]s" that lurk around lesbian chat and [[lolwut|"bisexual chat"]] sometimes daring into "main chat" for a bit of fun, these trolls have too much [[balls|testosterone]] running thru their inferior brains they think they can "take on anyone". By stealing pictures off a victim usually [[you|ugly and fat]]. They start by making up some wild backdrop story based on loose facts and troll fellow lesbians, usually to feel better about themselves for not being as ugly as the one they troll and rant on about old [[truth|"pictures/conversations"]] you will notice a "lezb troll" by her ugly personality and the [[cuckold|lapdog of a human]] (usually male) she keeps around to beat off other trolls with.
*'''[[Christfag]]s''', there is simply no end to the [[FML|retarded shittery]] these christians seem to conjure out of their [[ass|anal cavaties]] they are usually trolled by a lone female warrior armed with logic, facts and a fucking whip, cause most of the men in "christian" chat are secretly closeted homosexuals willing to take it naughty for the strong individual female who [[sad|rocks their world]], other christians in there are too caught up over [[nazi|white supremacy faggotry]] ready to jump on any nigger jew or halfbreed that they don't class as [[monkey|"human"]] , You also have genuine christians who want to spread the word of god with a bit of [[blue waffle|cheese]] they get drowned out very quickly by [[muslim]]s who shit down the throats of all these faggots attempting to convert these fucking [[you|heathen infidels]].
*'''[[Muslims]]''', [[lulz|lol]] muslims are covered everyday with [[truth|hate and stigma]] because of their choice in religion and they are feared by many people around the world especially [[Americans]], therefore it makes sense to give them a room beofre they ''[[hack|FUCKEN BLOW UP YOOOR FUCKING WEBSITE FUCKEN]]'' they are a peaceful lot compared to the rest of the room, until a troll shows up and they immediately recess into their 2000 year old comebacks and scribble. Flooding the room with "[[rape|hhhhhhhhhhhh i fuck your mother 1000 times in ass]]" and repeating that until the troll manages to get bored and leave from bleeding ears due to the allahu akbarring that would [[death|drive any retard into his grave]].
*'''Heartbreak''' is similar to Bisexual, the only difference being Bisexual is filled with [[no shit|women who love the dick and the vagina]] but heartbreak is filled with tards who are [[faggot|overly nice]] and genuinely sad, not heartbroken but sad in an individualistic sort of way.
*'''Animechat''' -''Drops pants-  -does harlem shake-  -your eyes fucking explode from mother earths cum due to the immense orgasm my harlem shake created''- -''all life ceased to exist''- , the typical faggotry one might expect from this room coupled with cute smileys [[lolwut|xD O_o]] there is always some level of pathetic drama being played out albeit in [[role playing|RP]] or out of RP there is always [[lulz]] to be had if you know when to look and who to ask.
*'''Black chat''' [[get out|welcum 2 da h00d]] [[wigger|niqqa]] dis room dedicated to dem phat ass white gurls dat want dey ass to be fucked by soem [[black dick|blak dck]] yo an diz where all dem niggaz be at $waggin hmu white gurls.
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Revision as of 12:11, 13 August 2013