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[[File:Enzo Matrix 2.jpg|thumb|right|300px|This might be [[User:Mr Jonzz|Mr Jonzz]] IRL.]] | |||
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Some fine flying assclown from deviantArt, who constantly ban-evaded, deactivated his accounts, and stole art. He was a royal asshat, and was plain stupid. Every time someone would use the :dev___: command and see the little ! by his name, it would bring a smile that no other earthly pleasure ever could. He recently deactivated tonight, though, we all know one thing is certain. This ReBoot-obsessed dumbcock will be back tomorrow with an equally, if not more retarded name. He is a worthless shell of a 27 year old-... Wait, that can't be right, he's coming in hot at 7.<br /> | |||
== | == Aliases == | ||
He had many different aliases, such as LittleEnzoMatrix, Little-Enzo-Matrix, and the most recent one, Enzo-Matrix. We all hate him, and sadly, the newfags don't know better yet. He is a good person to troll out of spontaneous desire/boredom. He would be good to train on, though, to put it politely, he's just too easy. In a statement of truth, he's just a retarded cum-encrusted ball-monkey. If I could go back in time for 5 minutes, I'd spend it on aborting that pathetic shit-stain. Even if it came to beating in his mother's stomach with a baseball bat, then giving her a hysterectomy with a coat hanger, fuck, I would. If anyone doesn't hate him, it'll be a goddamn miracle. I meean, the existence of someone '''SO''' retarded that they didn't hate him... THAT, ladies and germs, would be an absolute miracle.<br /> | |||
== | == Updates == | ||
I will update when that asshat creates another piece of shit account, and link you to it so you may comment about how he splooges to his mother, ReBoot, and anything else you can think of that is irrelevant and funny, woo. | |||
== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
{{quote|The better part of Enzo-Matrix ran down his momma's leg.|{{dauser|JoeBostonPhotography}}}} | |||
== References == | == References == | ||
His stupid-ass name is derived from his pants-splooging, clit-burning obsession with the retarded-ass TV Show, ReBoot | |||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
{{dauser|enzo-matrix}} | *{{dauser|enzo-matrix}} | ||
*{{dauser|LittleEnzoMatrix}} | |||
*{{dauser|Little-Enzo-Matrix}} | |||
{{da}} | {{da}} | ||
Revision as of 19:48, 23 August 2013
Some fine flying assclown from deviantArt, who constantly ban-evaded, deactivated his accounts, and stole art. He was a royal asshat, and was plain stupid. Every time someone would use the :dev___: command and see the little ! by his name, it would bring a smile that no other earthly pleasure ever could. He recently deactivated tonight, though, we all know one thing is certain. This ReBoot-obsessed dumbcock will be back tomorrow with an equally, if not more retarded name. He is a worthless shell of a 27 year old-... Wait, that can't be right, he's coming in hot at 7.
Aliases
He had many different aliases, such as LittleEnzoMatrix, Little-Enzo-Matrix, and the most recent one, Enzo-Matrix. We all hate him, and sadly, the newfags don't know better yet. He is a good person to troll out of spontaneous desire/boredom. He would be good to train on, though, to put it politely, he's just too easy. In a statement of truth, he's just a retarded cum-encrusted ball-monkey. If I could go back in time for 5 minutes, I'd spend it on aborting that pathetic shit-stain. Even if it came to beating in his mother's stomach with a baseball bat, then giving her a hysterectomy with a coat hanger, fuck, I would. If anyone doesn't hate him, it'll be a goddamn miracle. I meean, the existence of someone SO retarded that they didn't hate him... THAT, ladies and germs, would be an absolute miracle.
Updates
I will update when that asshat creates another piece of shit account, and link you to it so you may comment about how he splooges to his mother, ReBoot, and anything else you can think of that is irrelevant and funny, woo.
Quotes
References
His stupid-ass name is derived from his pants-splooging, clit-burning obsession with the retarded-ass TV Show, ReBoot
External Links
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