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Aaron Alexis was a pretty cool guy who | Aaron Alexis was a pretty cool guy who who pwned a Naval Yard after having been subjugated to the effects of [[electric boogaloo|millimeter waves]] going through his apartment walls. | ||
As every other [[nigger]], he was born and raised in the hoods. | As every other [[nigger]], he was born and raised in the hoods. | ||
The [[gun control|leftarded]] media networks were quick to claim he used an AR-15 semi-super-massmurdering-assault-rifle despite the fact he only used a shotgun and a pistol stolen from an [[noob|incompetent]] security guard. | |||
One day, he received an email from his crew-member, [[Obama]]. Titled "URGENT: NIGERIAN PRINCE OVER 90000 IRL MONEY", it enclosed a secret document that showed him how to become [[Black Jesus]]. | |||
{| class="infobox" style="float:right;margin:0 0 1em 1em; border-width:1px; border-style:solid; border-color:black; width:200px;font-size:95%;clear:right;" cellspacing="5" | |||
|+ style="text-align:center;" | '''Aaron Alexis''' | |||
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| colspan="2" style="padding-bottom:1em; text-align:center;" | [[File:Aaron alexis smiling.jpg|150px]] | |||
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;" | |||
| '''Born''' | |||
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | May 9, 1979 | |||
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;" | |||
|'''Nationality''' | |||
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | [[America|American]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|USA]] | |||
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;" | |||
|'''[[High_score|Highscore]]''' | |||
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | Killed 12 | |||
Injured 9 | |||
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;" | |||
|'''Style''' | |||
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | FPS, Single Player | |||
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;" | |||
|'''[[An Hero]]''' | |||
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | Yes | |||
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;" | |||
|'''Title''' | |||
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | Chris Dorner 2: Electric boogaloo | |||
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;" | |||
|'''[[High_score|Rank]]''' | |||
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | --- | |||
|'''Perks''' | |||
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | [[File:Scavenger pro.png|60px]] | |||
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;" | |||
|} | |||
[[File:Aaron alexis doom.jpg|thumb|Aaron Alexis pwning the Naval yard]] | |||
[[File:Plasma gun.jpg|thumb|The microwave device roomates used to send vibrations down his body]] | |||
==Videos== | |||
<center>'''Aaron infiltrating the UAC naval base'''</center> | |||
<center><youtube>H-Qv8cTtSKQ</youtube></center> | |||
==See also== | |||
*[[Chris Dorner]] | |||
*[[Doom]] | |||
*[[The Binghamton Tet Offensive]] | |||
{{Murder}} | |||
Revision as of 19:42, 25 September 2013
Aaron Alexis was a pretty cool guy who who pwned a Naval Yard after having been subjugated to the effects of millimeter waves going through his apartment walls.
As every other nigger, he was born and raised in the hoods. The leftarded media networks were quick to claim he used an AR-15 semi-super-massmurdering-assault-rifle despite the fact he only used a shotgun and a pistol stolen from an incompetent security guard. One day, he received an email from his crew-member, Obama. Titled "URGENT: NIGERIAN PRINCE OVER 90000 IRL MONEY", it enclosed a secret document that showed him how to become Black Jesus.
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| Born | May 9, 1979 | ||
| Nationality | American 
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| Highscore | Killed 12
Injured 9 | ||
| Style | FPS, Single Player | ||
| An Hero | Yes | ||
| Title | Chris Dorner 2: Electric boogaloo | ||
| Rank | --- | Perks | 
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