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{{Ibrow|<center>'''Nationality'''</center>|<center>[[American]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]</center>}}
{{Ibrow|<center>'''Statistics'''</center>|<center>Killed: 12<br />Injured: 9</center>}}
{{Ibrow|<center>'''Style'''</center>|<center>FPS, Single player</center>}}
{{Ibrow|<center>'''[[An hero]]'''</center>|<center>Yes</center>}}
{{Ibrow|<center>'''AKA'''</center>|<center>Chris Dorner 2: Electric Boogaloo</center>}}
{{Ibrow|<center>'''[[High score|Rank]]'''</center>|<center>---</center>}}
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Aaron Alexis was a pretty cool guy who who pwned a Naval Yard after having been subjugated to the effects of [[electric boogaloo|millimeter waves]] going through his apartment walls.
Aaron Alexis was a pretty cool guy who who pwned a Naval Yard after having been subjugated to the effects of [[electric boogaloo|millimeter waves]] going through his apartment walls.


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The [[gun control|leftarded]] media networks were quick to claim he used an AR-15 semi-super-massmurdering-assault-rifle despite the fact he only used a shotgun and a pistol stolen from an [[noob|incompetent]] security guard.
The [[gun control|leftarded]] media networks were quick to claim he used an AR-15 semi-super-massmurdering-assault-rifle despite the fact he only used a shotgun and a pistol stolen from an [[noob|incompetent]] security guard.
One day, he received an email from his crew-member, [[Obama]]. Titled "URGENT: NIGERIAN PRINCE OVER 90000 IRL MONEY", it enclosed a secret document that showed him how to become [[Black Jesus]].
One day, he received an email from his crew-member, [[Obama]]. Titled "URGENT: NIGERIAN PRINCE OVER 90000 IRL MONEY", it enclosed a secret document that showed him how to become [[Black Jesus]].
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| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" |  Killed 12 
Injured 9
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|'''[[High_score|Rank]]'''
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[[File:Aaron alexis doom.jpg|thumb|Aaron Alexis pwning the Naval yard]]
[[File:Aaron alexis doom.jpg|thumb|Aaron Alexis pwning the Naval yard]]

Revision as of 22:12, 25 September 2013

Did it for the Lulz
Aaron Alexis
Nationality
American
Statistics
Killed: 12
Injured: 9
Style
FPS, Single player
An hero
Yes
AKA
Chris Dorner 2: Electric Boogaloo
Rank
---


Aaron Alexis was a pretty cool guy who who pwned a Naval Yard after having been subjugated to the effects of millimeter waves going through his apartment walls.

As every other nigger, he was born and raised in the hoods. The leftarded media networks were quick to claim he used an AR-15 semi-super-massmurdering-assault-rifle despite the fact he only used a shotgun and a pistol stolen from an incompetent security guard. One day, he received an email from his crew-member, Obama. Titled "URGENT: NIGERIAN PRINCE OVER 90000 IRL MONEY", it enclosed a secret document that showed him how to become Black Jesus.

Aaron Alexis pwning the Naval yard
The microwave device roomates used to send vibrations down his body

Videos

Aaron infiltrating the UAC naval base

See also

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