From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
|
|
| Line 1: |
Line 1: |
| <noinclude>{{subpage|Portal:Sites}}
| | no featured article！ |
| {{Featuredupdate|Featured Article}}
| |
| </noinclude>
| |
| {{:Portal:Sites/Featured Article/title|Twitter}}
| |
| [[File:Riptwitterdeadbird.jpg|right|200px]]
| |
| '''Twitter''' (AKA '''Shitter''', AKA '''Your account is currently suspended. For more information, please visit Suspended Accounts'''), or as former [[President Obama]] called it, '''Twitter's''', is an outrage machine where highly sensitive people spend all of their time so they can get [[Crybaby|offended by everything]] and bully people into silence with death threats. Basically it's some [[retarded]] website where [[liberalism|left-wing]] [[transtrender|nonbinary]] [[furfag|furries]] with [[dying alone|no life]] and [[nigger|black]] [[NORP|normie]] [[socialist|socialists]] come together to [[circlejerk|jerk off]] about how much they hate [[Donald Trump]], all within the limits of 280 characters.
| |
| | |
| ''Truth'': '''Twitter''' is a [[Web 2.0]] site for [[fags]]/[[16-Year-old girl|dykes]], [[Begging|e-beggers]]/[[failed]] [[DeviantART|artists]], [[preteens]] and [[Retard|dingdongs]] who are too stupid to use [[IRC]], and need turn-based [[chat]] to play oppression olympics on. Typical Twitter users subject each other to a relentless [[voraphilia|feed]] of minutia in their otherwise meaningless lives, known as [[SNCA|tweets]], 24/7/365. Got a new job? Just drank a glass of [[cum|milk]]? Took a big [[shit]]? '''Tweet''' it!
| |
| | |
| [[TL;DR]]: [[LiveJournal]] on [[crack]]. (No wait, LJ died years ago.) Or maybe: [[Slack]] on [[roids]]. Yeah, that's the ticket.
| |
| {{center|'''[[Twitter|(( HOLY SHIT ELON MUSK BOUGHT TWITTER FOR 100 TRILLION SHEKELS WORTH OF SHITCOIN ))]]'''}}
| |
Revision as of 14:35, 18 May 2022
