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| {{Warning|There is a potential danger involved with this challange. If you do it and die, we will post your pic on this page so everyone can point and laugh at your dumb ass}}
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| Fresh from the generation of [[retard|idiots]] that gave us the [[Tide Pods]] Challange, the bannanna peel challange and the challange of holding a handful of salt in your closed hand until you get chemical burns comes a brand new stupidity for the [[internets]] that is designed so that [[Attention whore|girls can feel valued and loved]] based on the number of views they get and [[fat]] kids can do something that doesn't involve eating or requires getting up and out of a chair so that they can feel loved and accepted before they lose a foot to diabetes.
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| '''The Condom Snorting Challange'''
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| == How To Do The Condom Snorting Challange ==
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| * 1: Be an [[Attention whore]], [[autistic]] or an out and out [[retard]]. | |
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| * 2: Get a hold of something that most of you will never have a need for. If you're a [[loli|girl]], you can always use the one your Dad put on for you last night. | |
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| * 3: All but the girl will have to open the condom wrapper and uncoil it. BTW, if you're the girl, don't dissapoint your Dad. Remember to eat the [[Cum|Creamy Center]] first.
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| * 4: Stuff the tip of the Peter Armour up one of your nostrils. Just pretend that you're digging for [[Jew Gold|Gold]].
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| * 5: Push down on the other nostril with a finger and inhale hard enough until the Scum Bag slides into your throat.
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| * 6: Open your mouth, reach in and pull the Jimmy Hat out.
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| * 7: ???
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| * 8: Profit.
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| == It's Mostly Sensationalized Media ==
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| [[File:Girl condom 5180.jpg|thumb|right|200px|the '''REAL''' condom challange]]
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| [https://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/health/a19670261/condom-snorting-trend-fake/ Esquire.com] has reported that most [[YouTube]] videos showing condom snorting date way back to the archaic, [[Obama]] cursed age of 2013. Condom Snorting is only a [[Attention|thing]] right now because it happened to be a slow [[News]] day and parents, with nothing better to do, were [[bitch]]ing because they became convinced that kids were trying to kill themselves after watching a handful of videos. Like [[Oprah Winfrey]] - all they accomplished was making a big thing out of something only a handful of people were doing like the infamous [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_party_(sexuality) Rainbow Parties].
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| There is nothing to worry about. Because so many news sources made an event out of nothing, [[Attention]] hungry [[retard]]s will be doing it like they were Lemmings walking off a cliff.
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| == Gallery Of Idiots ==
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| File:Condom snort 111.jpg|She has that same look of when you give a girl a facial and aim it so it goes up her nose
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| File:Condom snort 222.jpg|If you're her parents look at it this way, she could be doing this or sexting pics of her fire crotch to older guys thinking it'll lead to love
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| File:Condom snort 444.jpg|All the kids laughed when his health teacher gave him a condom, saying he'd never use it. He proved them wrong
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| File:Condom snort 777.jpg|Typical Attention Whore. She probably spent more time framing her tits than she spent on the whole shoot
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| == External Links ==
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| * [https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/04/02/condom-snorting-challenge-every-parents-worst-nightmare/477431002/ USA Today] Condom snorting is every parents nightmare
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| * [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/condom-snorting-challenge-experts-warn-dangerous-trend/ CBS News] Experts warn condom snorting can be dangerous
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| * [https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/condom-snorting-teens-video_us_5ac26705e4b09712fec3387b Huffington Post] Condom snorting: Don't do it
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| * [https://nypost.com/2018/04/02/moronic-condom-snorting-challenge-takes-over-social-media/ New York Post] Condom snorting taking over social media
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| * [https://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/health/a19670261/condom-snorting-trend-fake/ Esquire.com] Condom Snorting is mostly fake.
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| * [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/condom-snorting-challenge/ Snopes.com] Some truth to it but mostly false.
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| == See Also ==
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| [[File:4AC3AB0900000578-0-image-a-19 1522680766447.jpg|thumb|right|200px|This might be the only time you see a black man using a condom]]
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| * [[Attention whore]]s
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| * [[Bleach]]
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| * [[Fake News]]
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| * [[Generation Z]]
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| * [[Planking]]
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| * [[Retard]]s
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| * [[Tide Pods]]
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| * [[YouTube]]
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No, U am autistic you ableist trolls!
Who am I?
MY NAME’S NOT ABBW!
No more edit war reason.
Aww shit, I am known again.
Holy shit I am famous as f**k!
Stop and tell me what I like?
No, I hate this site
