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[[File:Murderess of cats Melissa Bachman.jpg|thumb|400px|Melissa from Minnesota bragging about killing spree. Note the gleeful smile of this [[sick fuck]].]]
[[File:Murderess of cats Melissa Bachman.jpg|thumb|400px|Melissa from Minnesota bragging about killing spree. Note the gleeful smile of this [[sick fuck]].]]


'''Melissa "The Lion Killer" Bachman''' (born July 17, 1984) is a crazy cat murderess from [[Minnesota]] who rose to fame for bragging about killing a big cat on [[Twitter]]. A self-described hunter of trophies and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on [[Facebook]] in November 2013 as people butthurt over her killing spree [http://www.facebook.com/stopmelissa demanded that her killing activity be stopped].
'''Melissa "The Lion Killer" Bachman''' (born July 17, 1984) is a crazy [[Camrose Cat Killers|cat murderess]] from [[Minnesota]] who rose to fame for bragging about killing a big cat on [[Twitter]]. A self-described hunter of trophies and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on [[Facebook]] in November 2013 as people butthurt over her killing spree [http://www.facebook.com/stopmelissa demanded that her killing activity be stopped].


In her spare time, Melissa kills whatever gets in her way, including reindeer, cats, dogs and probably even humans if she gets a chance, when she is not busy with bragging of said killing in the television show "Deadly Passion."
In her spare time, Melissa kills whatever gets in her way, including reindeer, cats, dogs and probably even humans if she gets a chance, when she is not busy with bragging of said killing in the television show "Deadly Passion."
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==What gets her off?==
==What gets her off?==
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File:Melissa Bachman killer.jpg|Melissa killing neighbour's kitten
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File:Melissa Bachman kills christmas.jpg|No christmas this year: Melissa about to kill Rudolph
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Revision as of 09:46, 22 November 2013

Melissa from Minnesota bragging about killing spree. Note the gleeful smile of this sick fuck.

Melissa "The Lion Killer" Bachman (born July 17, 1984) is a crazy cat murderess from Minnesota who rose to fame for bragging about killing a big cat on Twitter. A self-described hunter of trophies and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on Facebook in November 2013 as people butthurt over her killing spree demanded that her killing activity be stopped.

In her spare time, Melissa kills whatever gets in her way, including reindeer, cats, dogs and probably even humans if she gets a chance, when she is not busy with bragging of said killing in the television show "Deadly Passion."

Melissa Bachman is a half-sister of Erik Ribsskog.

What gets her off?

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