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{{quote|She kills everything. Pictures of the stupid bitch smiling over the corpses of a heap of dead animals.|Killing spree wasn't [[butthurt|well received]]}}
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'''Melissa "The Lion Killer" Bachman''' (born July 17, 1984) is a crazy [[Camrose Cat Killers|cat murderess]] from Paynesville in [[Minnesota]] who rose to fame for bragging about killing a big cat on [[Twitter]]. A self-described hunter of trophies and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on [[Facebook]] in November 2013 as people butthurt over her killing spree [http://www.facebook.com/stopmelissa demanded that her killing activity be stopped].
'''Melissa "The Lion Killer" Bachman''' (born July 17, 1984) is a crazy [[Camrose Cat Killers|cat murderess]] from Paynesville in [[Minnesota]] who rose to fame for bragging about killing a big cat on [[Twitter]]. A self-described hunter of trophies and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the [[Internets]] in November 2013 as people butthurt over her killing spree [http://www.facebook.com/stopmelissa demanded that her killing activity be stopped].


In her spare time, Melissa kills whatever gets in her way, including reindeer, cats, dogs and probably even humans if she gets a chance, when she is not busy with bragging of said killing in the television show "Deadly Passion."
In her spare time, Melissa kills whatever gets in her way, including reindeer, cats, dogs and probably even humans if she gets a chance, when she is not busy with bragging of said killing in the television show "Deadly Passion."

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Serial killer Melissa Bachman from Minnesota bragging about killing spree. Note the gleeful smile of this sick fuck.
   
 
She kills everything. Pictures of the stupid bitch smiling over the corpses of a heap of dead animals.
 

 
 

—Killing spree wasn't well received

Melissa "The Lion Killer" Bachman (born July 17, 1984) is a crazy cat murderess from Paynesville in Minnesota who rose to fame for bragging about killing a big cat on Twitter. A self-described hunter of trophies and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the Internets in November 2013 as people butthurt over her killing spree demanded that her killing activity be stopped.

In her spare time, Melissa kills whatever gets in her way, including reindeer, cats, dogs and probably even humans if she gets a chance, when she is not busy with bragging of said killing in the television show "Deadly Passion."

Melissa Bachman is rumoured to be the younger sister of Luka Magnotta, and some argue she is a relative of Erik Ribsskog as well.

What gets her off? Killing animals for fun

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D.O.B: July 17, 1984

Phone: (320) 260-9064 (Verizon Wireless)

Address: 424 7th St E Carver, MN 55315-4530

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