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| ''<br>''Not to be confused with [[Suicide]]''.''
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| <i>See also: [[Mitchell Henderson]]. He was an inspiration.</i>
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| There comes a time in every man's life when situations spiral out of control and he finds his back against an wall. Maybe somebody [[Mitchell Henderson|stole his iPod]]. Maybe he just [[Chris Benoit|killed his wife and kids]]. Maybe he looked in the mirror and saw a [[you|Fucktard]]. Maybe you can't live with the fact that you're a [[David Carradine|washed-up actor who's addicted to sex with Thai ladyboys]]. Whatever the reason, you can either get up and face the [[butthurt|music]], or you can tell the world and whatever deity you believe in to fuck off. In the latter case, pull out your list of [[final solution]]s and place a check in the [[suicide]] [[boxxy|box]], because [[TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL|tonight, you dine in hell]].
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| Simply [[suicide|pwning oneself]] [[IRL]] is no cause to become '''"''An Hero''"'''. Without exceptions, '''"''An Heroes''"''' are made, not born. You cannot fucking be An Hero, get over it!! When [[everyone|otherwise normal and rational people]] fondly eulogize and honor those that have killed themselves before them, that's when '''"''An Hero''"''' is made. Like it or not, somebody out there probably gives a [[shit]] about Kurt Cobain. Could anyone say the same about you? That's why you'll never amount to anything. You'll never be '''"''An Hero''"'''. Don't let us stop you from trying, though. Having said that, becoming an hero is [[shit]] because you won't get to see the results of your [[suicide|successful endeavors]] (assuming Hell doesn't have a live broadcast of your funeral, you absolute pancake). However, if you do a [[school shooting]] and don't kill yourself, you just might. With a lot of luck. Don't expect not to get raped and murdered in prison, or executed in the electric [[chair]]. There is no half/almost/soon An Hero. Either you blow your brains out and become An Hero or don't, but in your case, please do.
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| The phrase "An Hero" dates back to [[2006]], in reference to the prototypical An Hero, [[Mitchell Henderson]], who famously shot himself after losing his iPod. /b/tards jumped on a [[A and an|grammatical error]] made by many of his [[MySpace]] [[hugbox|friends]], and it is now immortalized as the banner under which we mock those courteous enough to [[Darwin Awards|remove themselves from the gene pool]]. Since then, an heroes of all ages have bravely been removing themselves from the gene pool, including [http://www.weau.com/home/headlines/11964366.html 3 year olds].
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| == You and Your Potential An Hero ==
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| [[Image:Candyjunkie 2008-11-22 daily news.jpg|thumb|When you become an hero, you make front pages!1]]
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| [[Image:Budd Dwyer NES.jpg|thumb|Inspiring an heroes since 1987.]]
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| [[You]] hate life. [[No one likes you|You have no friends]]. Your dad is an [[alcoholic]]. [[Your mom]] is a [[slut]]. School sucks. You get molested after class. You couldn't get a Wii two years ago or today. You lost your iPod, which, by the way, had shitty music on it. You're [[gay]]. You get bullied. No one loves you. Everyone hates you. You just lost [[the game]]. You've been thinking about becoming an hero for a while now, but are not sure. Will anyone care? Have you given the [[military]] a try? Will anyone remember you? No, because you're unimportant and no one would miss you if they even knew who you were. Now you have to get set on changing that.
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| == IRL usage of ''an Hero'' prior to the 20th century [[faggotry|fagification]] of the [[Engrish]] language ==
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| While "an Hero" is regarded as a grammatical error by modern [[Noam Chomsky|linguists]], [[tl;dr|usage of the quantifier ''an'' before words that started with a morpheme of the pattern ''CV'' that began with an ''h'' in the onset was common usage before the <s>17th</s>20th century]]. {{tinyquote|But thou complying with thy princely wrath, hast shamed an Hero whom themselves the Gods delight to honor|Cowper's translation of Homer, circa 1790. Clearly, this implies that Mitchell Henderson is a time traveler from the 16th century who killed himself over a perceived decline in the English language.}}
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| As h is often unspoken in certain British dialects, the "an" of "an hero" could be phonetically appropriate when speaking cockney:
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| {{tinyquote|'E's an 'ero for savin' me mum!}}
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| '''''A Dictionary of the English Language''''' (1824), defines the word ''heroical'' as something befitting [http://www.google.com/books?id=lqsRAAAAIAAJ&pg=PA348&dq=%22an+hero%22#PPA348,M1 an hero].
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| '''''The Gentleman's Magazine''''' (1787) [http://www.google.com/books?id=ykwDAAAAMAAJ&pg=PA209&dq=%22an+hero%22 uses] an hero like a pro, and also includes many references to [[penis|Johnson]].
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| == "An Hero" ==
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| [[Image:Nigga_an_hero.PNG|thumb|right|Nigga drank bleach]]
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| [[Image:Nextanhero.jpg|thumb|left|An Hero coming soon?!]]
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| [[Image:Lulzycolumbine1.jpg|thumb|left|An heroes to us all!]]
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| [[Image:YahooAnHero.jpg|thumb|left|[[unfunny|Become an hero!]]]]
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| {{quote|I'm not a boy, I'm just an hero, I'm not a man, I'm an hero.|[[gay|Gerard Way]] of [[My Chemical Romance|My Chemical Bromance]]}}
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| In spite of the obvious similarities, "an Hero" should not be confused with "[[Nigra|a Negro]]" or "[[Necrophilia|a Necro]]".
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| It is also an obscure [[fact]] that the song "And the Hero Will Drown" by Story of the Year was originally titled "An Hero Will Drown Himself".
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| [[File:Thic_quang_duc.jpg|thumb|Greatest an hero of all time.]]
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| It is a little known fact that the plural of an hero is "one's heroes," its grammar based in [[British]] [[English]]. This will remain a little known fact, [[Noone cares|as nobody gives a fuck]].
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| == "[[An Heroine]]" ==
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| [[Image:Sexy an heroine.jpg|thumb|The fakest an [[Whore|heroine]] that ever was.]]
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| For most men, before they become "An Hero", they kill themselves in order to deliver a final "Fuck You" to the world. Male suicide is [[over 9000]] times more prevalent than female suicide, simply because a man has [[at least 100]] times as much testosterone as your average woman, and is usually possessed of a certain degree of mechanical aptitude, which women never are.
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| Women commit suicide for one of only two reasons. In the lesser case, they've lost someone they love and can't imagine [[dying alone]]. They decide to do Mother Nature and humanity a solid by also removing themselves from the gene pool.
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| In all other cases, the woman attempts [[suicide]] and fucks up, resulting in her accidental death. Women are impelled to feign suicide whenever they are beset by despair. [[Attention whore|These women]] believe that people around them will support and comfort them, even if the only person from whom they're in danger is themselves. This is colloquially known as a "cry for help". They tend to use "sleeping pills" in their attempt and often need to try again. Maybe if they self-headshotted like a real man, they'd be successful.
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| ''See also:'' [[Unrealistic Expectations]] and [[Celebrity|Hollywood Martyr]]. The only female an heroes worth mentioning are [[Megan Meier]], whose suicide produced epic [[BAWWW]] all over the internets, and [[Christine Chubbuck]], a '70s news anchor who shot herself during a live newscast moments after [[did it for the lulz|making a joke]] that she was doing so in accordance with network policy to bring the viewers more "blood and guts".
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| ===[[JEWS DID WTC|Emos did Hannah Bond]]===
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| Those who comprise the 'emo scene', specifically [[My Chemical Romance]], were criticized by the coroner at the inquest into the death (by hanging) of a girl from Maidstone, Kent in the [[United Kingdom]] named [[Hannah Bond]].
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| Fuck her.
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| ==Famous Implements Used to Become An Hero==
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| [[Image:Wannabeanhero.jpg|thumb|right|No beating around the bush here.]]
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| [[File:Kill yourself desu.png|thumb|right|[[Some argue]] that anime contains subliminal messages that influence people to become an heroes]]
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| *[[Guns]]
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| *[[cutting|Razor blades]]
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| *[[Mitchell Henderson|A lost Ipod]]
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| *[[Mr. Hands|Sex with a horse]]
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| *[[Chris Benoit|Strangulation]]
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| *[[Criss Angel|Being a witch]]
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| *<s>[[Kool-aid]]</s> Actually [[fact|it was Grape Flavor-Aid]], Hollywood made it Kool-Aid.
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| *[[Kurt Cobain|Shotgun Mouthwash]]
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| *[[Lil_Peep|Drugs]]
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| *[[The Great Sonic-cide of 2007|Bricks and knives]]
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| *[[Robert Hawkins|Shooting up malls claiming you'll be famous]]
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| *[[Jesus|Pissing off the Jews and Romans, then carrying a crucifix up a hill so you can get nailed to it]]
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| *[[JEWS DID WTC|An American Aeroplane]]
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| *A circular saw
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| *[[Amanda Todd|Bleach]]
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| *Listening to the [[Anti-Lulz|<strike>Jonas</strike> Faggot]] Brothers
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| *Listening to Miley Cyrus
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| *[[Doki Doki Literature Club|Rope]]
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| ==Why you are NOT "An Hero" ==
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| [[Image:Morrison.jpg|thumb|right|I'm dying Squirtle]]
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| *You have lost your Zune.
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| *You have friends who can spell.
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| *[[Jolene JRyda|The only people who fell for your faked suicide were juggalos.]]
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| *You did not kill yourself.
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| *You are still alive.
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| *Your eulogy is not posted on <del>[[MySpace]]</del> [[Facebook]]
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| *You are not Heath Ledger.
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| *You are not a [[16 year old girl]]
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| *You haven't finished drafting your suicide note.
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| *You are not Hammy Havoc.
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| *You are a Jew.
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| *You are a [[ginger]].
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| ==Reasons You Are An Hero==
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| [[Image:Kurtcobain.jpg|thumb|right|The worst an hero. Can't you please fucking die a second time?]]
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| [[Image:Shottieluv.jpg|thumb|right|Thank me later ED]]
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| * You lost your [[iPod]].
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| * You [http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/09/07/21/worker_commits_suicide_after_iphone_prototype_goes_missing_reports.html lost] your [[iPhone]] 4G Prototype.
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| * You have lost the game.
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| * [[No one likes you]].
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| * [[An Wiiro|Your dad would not let you play Wii]].
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| * The world shall not [[ignore]] your pain any longer..
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| * You got a ticket for a ride on a [[Heaven's Gate|spaceship behind a comet.]]
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| * Your girlfriend dumped you.
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| * Your parents won't let you go see [[My Chemical Romance]].
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| * [[Rudolph Zurick|Your prison lover left you]].
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| * You are in an "internet suicide room."
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| * You got rejected from [[MIT]] or [[Harvard]].
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| * The [[Codey Porter|sand ninjas]] from ''Naruto'' made you kill yourself in a small sandbox.
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| * [[L._Ron_Hubbard|You]] overdosed on drugs when trying to create more stories for your [[Scientology|cult]] to believe.
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| * You get butthurt from people calling you a [[newfag]], when in reality...[[Fail|you are]].
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| * [[Self injury]] just wasn't enough.
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| * [[Twilight|Edward Cullen]] won't respond to your emails.
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| * You're [[Welfare|unemployed]].
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| * [[Megan Meier|You are in love with Josh Evans]].
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| * You think the internet is [[real]] life and you're AN HERO because some one who lives 5000 miles away says that your [[YouTube]] video is shit.
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| * You own a [[MacBook Air]].
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| * You're a "victim" of sexting.
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| * [[Your mom]] cancelled your [[World of Warcraft]] account.
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| * You are distraught that [[Michael Jackson]] died before he had a chance to molest you.
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| * You haven't had a girlfriend since [[1984]], and haven't gotten laid since [[George Sodini|1990]].
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| * You enjoy [[Dustin Michaels|choking on both cocks and weed]].
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| * You are [[Wikipedia:Jeremy Michael Boorda|Admiral Boorda]] and know that you'll never earn that fifth star.
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| * You are into [[Autoerotic asphyxiation]] and your [[orgasm]] lasted longer than you thought.
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| * You got falsely banned on a random wiki.
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| ==An hero Day==
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| [[Image:Mickey-suicide.jpg|thumb|right|an hero day]]
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| *On '''April 20, 571''' AD, Mohammed was born. For centuries to come, countless [[Islam|Muslims]] would honor their prophet by becoming an heroes.
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| *On April 20th, [[At least 100 years ago|1889]] [[Adolf Hitler]] was born. After causing [[Holocaust|lulz]], he became an hero.
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| *On April 20th, [[World War II|1945]] - [[military|The US Military]] captured Leipzig, Germany. Leipzig's mayor killed himself, becoming an hero, but not before he killed his wife and child for the lulz, making him pretty awesome; otherwise nobody would give a shit about him.
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| *On April 20th, 1999, [[columbine|two heroes]] named Eric and Dylan decided to shoot up their school for the lulz. After killing 13 people, they became an heroes.
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| *On April 20th, [[2006]], [[Mitchell Henderson]] was having a bad day, and he couldn't find his [[iPod]]. He finally couldn't take it anymore, and so he became an hero.
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| *On April 20th, [[2007]] [[wikipedia:Johnson_Space_Center_Shooting|a man raided mission control]] in [[Houston]] and shot a hostage before shooting himself. Houston, we have an hero.
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| *On April 20th, 2007, [[Ben Vodden]] hung himself because his bus driver called him a wank.
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| *On April 20th, [[2010]], an [[oil]] rig off the Gulf Coast called [[Deepwater Horizon]] was blown up by [[islam|muslims]]. Stoners all over the world didn't notice.
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| *An hero day is also '''4/20''', count on many stoners tripping balls as you end yourself
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| ==An Villain==
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| [[File:NaomiMisoraAnHero.png|thumb|With the help of a [[Death Note|magic notebook]], this woman became an hero. The an villain who had the same notebook made this happen.]]
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| Sometimes an heroes need a gentle nudge in the right direction, this is why "an villains" exist. By committing some serious [[IRL]] trolling, you too can drive that wannabe an hero to achieve his/her full potential. Good examples of an villains include [[Gary Oak]] (the Ash you see nowadays is a different one), [[Jesus]] and Bowser. Be warned that even though being an villain is a kind and noble act, many do not see it this way. Many will try to hurt, kill, rape or even troll you (it's like the goatse man getting goatsed). Be sure to always pack some heat and carry a razor blade; an villains can turn into an heroes too.
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| ==An Sidekick==
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| Sometimes a person's motivation for becoming an hero is the very thing that prevents them from doing so; due to [[AIDS|sickness]], [[Christopher Reeve|paralysis]], [[Josef Fritzl|incarceration]] or even mental retardation. In this case they may need to recruit an sidekick to [[Murder|assist]] them in their [[Suicide|endeavour]], usually a close friend, family member, or helpful doctor.
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| ==SecondhANd HERO==
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| [[Copypasta]] from [[TOW]]:
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| [[wikipedia:Anna_Svidersky|Anna Esther Svidersky]] (April 26, 1988 – April 20, 2006) was a [[16-year-old girl|teenager]] who lived in the U.S. city of Vancouver, Washington, and was murdered while working in a [[McDonald's]] restaurant, by schizophrenic sex offender David Barton Sullivan. News of her [[death]] quickly spread worldwide, initially through the [[Internet]] friends site [[MySpace]], where she had a personal page, and then through other [[ED|similar sites]].
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| == Hero Anthem ==
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| [[Image:Lemmingsbecominganheroes.jpg|thumb|right|[[The An Heroes of Bridgend|Teenagers in a small town in south Wales becoming an heroes]] [http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/bridgend-deaths-police-warn-of-bebo-internet-suicide-cult-774532.html simultaneously].]]
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| :''Where have all the good parents gone?''
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| :''And where is my iPod?''
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| :''Where's the street-wise bullies?''
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| :''To assault me after school?''
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| :''Isn't there a teacher in a fiery tie?''
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| :''Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I'll be''
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| :'''''(Chorus)'''''
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| :''I'll be An Hero''
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| :''I'm becoming An Hero at the end of the night''
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| :''I just killed two cops''
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| :''And I'm gonna be dead''
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| :''And I'm gonna be fresh from the morgue''
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| :''I'll be An Hero''
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| :''I'll be discovered by Mom in the morning light''
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| :''I had a bad day''
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| :''And I was called gay''
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| :''And now I'm gonna be larger than life''
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| :''I’ll be An Hero''
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| :''Somewhere after midnight''
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| :''In my depressing LiveJournals''
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| :''Somewhere, just beyond my reach''
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| :''There's a noose in reach of me''
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| :''Racing to the bathtub''
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| :''And cutting both my wrists''
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| :''It's gonna take a headshot to sweep me off my feet, yeah''
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| :'''''(Repeat Chorus)'''''
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| :''Down where the grave meet the Hells below''
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| :''Out where the trolls splits MySpace''
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| :''I swear everyone says [[DO IT FAGGOT]] to me''
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| :''Through the wind and the chill and the rain''
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| :''As I drink all the bleach''
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| :''I can feel its approach like a fire in my throat''
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| :'''''(Repeat Chorus)'''''
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| :''I’ll be An Hero''
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| :''I'm becoming An Hero at the end of the night''
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| :''I just killed two cops''
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| :''And I’m gonna be dead''
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| :''And I’m gonna be fresh from the morgue''
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| :''I’ll be An Hero''
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| :''I'll be discovered by Mom in the morning light''
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| :''I had a bad day''
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| :''And I was called gay''
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| :''And now I’m gonna be larger than life''
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| :''Now I’m An Hero.''
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| == An Heroes Song ==
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| [[Image:Scorpio.png|thumb|right|Scorpios were born to An Hero.]]
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| (To the tune of "Heroes" by David Bowie.)
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| ''I-I wish I could find''
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| ''Find my iPod-Nano 16 gig''
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| ''Though nothing-nothing will keep us together''
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| ''I can't find it-I've lost it forever''
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| ''Oh I'll be an hero-on 'An Hero Day'''
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| ''We-we've been playing''
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| ''Playing-playing some 'Doom'''
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| ''And Manson he told us to slay''
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| ''Oh let's be an heroes-on 'An Hero Day'''
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| ''We can PWN them-on 'An Hero Day'''
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| ''I-I went on Bebo''
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| ''I saw-BSC''
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| ''And in Wales-and found me a tree''
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| ''Tied my rope-put my neck through the hoop''
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| ''But before-told 'The Sun' bout me''
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| ''I stood on the stool-kicked it from beneath me''
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| ''Oh I'll be an hero-cos Bridgend is shit''
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| ''Let's be an heroes (3X)''
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| ''On 'An Hero Day'''
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| ''Let's be an heroes''
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| ''We're dying, and dying by ourselves''
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| ''We need attention, oh put me on 4chan''
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| ''But we could be famous, til the meme dies''
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| ''Oh, oh, oh, ohhh-oh, oh, oh, ohhh, on 'An Hero Day'''
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| ''Oh, on 'An Hero Day'''
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| == NotAnotherAnthem ==
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| ''I promised him I wouldn't be reckless. I promised him I'd be okay...I love him....tell him I love him. And tell him to not be so upset about me...I don't want him to dwell on what could have been. I don't want to ruin his life.''
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| ==The [[fact|Official]] An Hero Song==
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| <youtube>LW3K_zzlH4Y</youtube>
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| ==The "An Hero" Paradox==
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| [[Image:Wlkyanhero.jpg|thumb|right|Even the liberal [[media]] wants you to become an hero.]]
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| Scientists have theorized about what is known as the "An Hero" paradox. In order for such a paradox to take place, two people with [[iPod]]s must steal each other's [[iPod]]. The obligation to become an hero would conflict with the gain of an [[iPod]], most likely producing the same results as [[Divide by zero|dividing by zero]].
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| Scientists resolved the problem by confirming that anyone who owns an [[iPod]] should become an hero immediately due to the intense [[fail]] of [[iPod]]s. The only problem with this is that only [[emo]] [[faggots]] use [[iPod]]s. And [[you]] should know that emos never kill themselves (sadly).
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| ==Japanese East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere An Hero==
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| Yukio Mishima, Japan's leading Cocksman, achieved the highest score playing seppuku on his [[Nintendo]] Color TV Game. For his achievements, The Japanese Self Defense Forces gave him a high-five and a pat on the back for good measure, but secretly they laughed at him behind his back. Mishima saw a printed [[AIM]] CONVO of their giggling and was transformed into a mighty Showa [[Emo]]fag. He knew that something had to be done immediately, so he went inside and had one of his pretty young men behead him after he disemboweled himself.
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| <youtube>IasOkulcDQk</youtube>
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| == ''The Happening'' ==
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| In this movie, an unknown source releases a chemical that causes entire populations of people to kill themselves and become an heroes. As a matter of fact, the only people in the movie who do not become an heroes are the main characters, as if this wasn't a drawn-out horror movie [[meme|cliché]]. As the movie does not explain much about it's own plot in the end and watching it is a huge waste of time for anybody.
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| Actually, the 'unknown source' was a bunch of [[LOL WUT|fucking plants]]. Angry, vengeful plants. Never before in a movie have there been so many stock shots of wind blowing ominously through foliage, and never before have so many enviro-Nazis simultaneously wet themselves.
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| ==Video tutorials on how and how not to an hero==
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| <center>{{fv|hero2vids|background-color: black;|font-weight: bold;|<video type="dailymotion" id="x3qtvz_alternate-happy-days-tv-intro_fun" width="540" height="406" desc="(Alternate) Happy Days TV Intro" frame="true" position="center"/>
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| |<youtube>ErOHLMmaZ3Y</youtube>}}</center>
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| == GLORIOUS NUCLEAR SUICIDE ==
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| Of all the ways to become an hero, this is the best by far:<br />
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| <youtube>wcW_Ygs6hm0</youtube>
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| == An YouTube Heroes ==
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| [[Nasim Aghdam|How JewTube is making people become An Hero:]]<br />
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| <dailymotion>x6haj3a</dailymotion>
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| ==An Heros==
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| {{cg|Gallery of An Heroism|anherogallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| Image:Mitchellhenderson.jpg|[[Mitchell Henderson]]
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| Image:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|[[Budd Dwyer]]
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| Image:Robin-williams-suicide.png|[[Robin Williams|Even millionaires seek attention sometimes]].
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| Image:Jailsuicide.gif
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| Image:Anhero3.gif|[[Ricardo Lopez|A tribute to]] [[Tranny|Bjork]].
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| File:SamHengel.jpg|[[Sam Hengel|Good example of Troll's Remorse]].
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| File:ItsBetterThisWay.gif
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| Image:an_other_slowly_hero.jpeg
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| Image:Anhero-animu-motivational.png| [[Animu]] [[An Hero]]
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| File:Hero.gif
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| Image:Derren Brown Russian Roulette gLk7AR.jpg | Brit fag in the middle of An Heroing
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| Image:Emile_Henry_1872-1894.jpg|Vintage 19th Century French An Hero.
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| Image:Anherologs.png|[[Bureaucratic fuck]]s on an hero.
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| Image:an_hero_emo_Hardcore.gif|Typical an hero wallpaper.
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| Image:DawnOfTheBlackHearts.jpg|[[Black Metal|Per "Dead" Ohlin of Mayhem]].
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| Image:Anherodiver.PNG|Yahoo!
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| Image:An_heroes_1.png
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| Image:Annhiro.jpg|The fuck you carr me for??
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| Image:Jakeroberts.jpg|[[An Wiiro]]
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| Image:anheromotivational.jpg
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| Image:LocalAnHeroes.jpg|<center>Support your local an hero!<br>(They won't die if you don't give them a reason.)</center>
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| Image:Anheroic.jpg|calling helen of troy 'an heroic voice' is pretty fucking lulzy, in general
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| Image:Jennygrant.jpg|Sometimes [[Jenny Grant|whores]] an hero too.
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| Image:Angyrohero-1-.jpg
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| Image:Prinz.jpg
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| Image:BandDBurgers.JPG|Eating a 4 pound hamburger and a pound of fries doesn't make one an hero, but since the creator used quotation marks, we forgive him.
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| Image:SuicideGuidline.jpg|Proper guideline for arranging an hero entertainment.
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| Image:Stupid nigger.gif|black person have difficulty becoming an hero.
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| File:An bundy.jpg|Bundy approved
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| File:Becumanhurro.jpg|Do what the big man says.
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| Image:Anheronerd.jpg
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| File:Baby an hero.jpg|It's never too early to start.
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| File:4chan pilleating cracker.jpg|OP pulls off a [[ripper]]/[[CandyJunkie]]
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| File:OP is dead.jpg|I accidently the entire bottle,is this bad?
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| File:IMHOMERSIMP.png|[[The Simpsons|Well, I don't need safety gloves, BECAUSE I'M HOMER SIMP-]]
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| File:Kaboom.gif
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| File:An_hero.jpg
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| File:An_hero2.jpg
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| File:An_hero_is_born.jpg
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| File:An_hero_is_kaeliah.gif
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| File:An_hero_vs_an_aspie.png
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| File:An_heronie.jpg
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| File:Swayzak2.jpg|Swayzak, a rare case when the an hero is obscure CGI.
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| </gallery>}}
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| ==An Hero version 2.0==
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| These are just like an hero v1.0, with one exciting difference: they kill everyone they encounter, then use their last bullet to clean the slate.
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| ===Instructions===
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| How to become or upgrade to version 2.0?
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| #Having made all other preparations common to v1.0 procedure, proceed to your nearest arms dealer, the more illegal the better.
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| #Buy whatever you can lay your hands on (bonus points for automatics and/or [[shotgun]]s).
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| #Find an occupied area (bonus points for schools and hospitals; score is doubled if you hate anyone usually found there).
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| #Kill em' all, baby.
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| #Remember: that last shot is for you.
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| ===Notable An Heroes Version 2.0:===
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| {{Incompletehero}}
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| * [[Adam Lanza]]
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| * [[Asa Coon]]
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| * [[Munich Massacre|Ali David Sonboly]]
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| * [[Brandon Scott Hole]]
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| * [[Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II|Bryce Williams]]
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| * [[Chris Benoit]]
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| * [[Chris Harper-Mercer]]
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| * [[Cho Seung-Hui]]
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| * [[Devin Patrick Kelley]]
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| * [[Columbine|Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris]]
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| * [[Elliot Rodger]]
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| * [[Éric Borel]]
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| * [[Campinas Cathedral Shooting|Euler Fernando Grandolpho]]
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| * [[Zug Massacre|Friedrich Leibacher]]
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| * [[Luby's massacre|George Hennard]]
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| * [[George Sodini]]
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| * [[Gian Luigi Ferri]]
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| * [[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci Monteiro and Luiz Henrique de Castro]]
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| * [[Jake Davison]]
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| * [[Jaylen Fryberg]]
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| * [[Jeff Weise]]
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| * [[Kimveer Gill]]
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| * [[Marc Lepine]]
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| * [[Nghtmrchld26|Matthew Murray]]
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| * [[Michael Kenneth McLendon]]
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| * [[Michael Ryan]]
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| * [[Mutsuo Toi]]
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| * [[Nasim Aghdam]]
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| * [[Nathan Gale]]
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| * [[Pulse Nightclub Massacre|Omar Mateen]]
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| * [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]
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| * [[Randy Robert Stair]]
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| * [[Robert Hawkins]]
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| * [[Robert Steinhäuser]]
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| * [[Santino William Legan]]
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| * [[Sayfullo Saipov]]
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| * [[Sebastian Bosse]]
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| * [[Stephen Kazmierczak]]
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| * [[Stephen Paddock]]
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| * [[Thomas Watt Hamilton]]
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| * [[Tim Kretschmer]]
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| * [[Tobias Rathjen]]
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| * [[Verne Troyer]]
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| * [[Vladislav Roslyakov]]
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| * [[William Atchison]]
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| * [[Woo Bum-kon]]
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[A and an]]
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| *[[An Halo]]
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| *[[An hero day]]
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| *[[Bullying]]
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| *[[Final solution]]
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| *[[Golden iPod]]
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| *[[Robert Seman]]
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| *[[League of an Heroes]]
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| *[[Lil Peep]]
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| *[[Kate Spade]]
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| *[[Mitchell Heisman]]
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| *[[OldDirtyBtard]]
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| *[[Ricky Rodriguez]]
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| *[[Stiletto Null]]
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| *[[Suicide]]
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| *[[Suicidal Failure]]
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| *[[The An Heroes of Bridgend]]
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| *[[Tiziana_Cantone|Tiziana Cantone]]
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| *[[Rorochan]]
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| *[[My Hero Academia]]
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| *[[Swayzak]]
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| Or you could just look at the template down below.
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://stupidteencrimes.com/ Stupid Teen Crimes]
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| *[http://www.onlinenigeria.com/articles/ad.asp?blurb=478 TAIWO AKINKUNMI - AN HERO WITHOUT HONOR]
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| *[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7234115.stm Bridgend], where Heroes go to copy the [[Internets]].<br>
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| *[[wikipedia:Frustration|The cause of an heroism on TOW]]
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| *[http://archive.is/1PWKb A list of An Heros and Attempted Heros]
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| *[http://archive.is/2YgDf LHC an hero!]
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| *[http://mitchellanhenderson.ytmnd.com]
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| *[http://www.depressed.net/suicide/]
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| *[http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/mp/5743721/worker-commits-suicide-over-misplaced-iphone/ Worker commits suicide over misplaced iPhone]
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| *[http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/las-vegas/suicide-m-resort-blamed-loss-free-buffet-life/ Man commits suicide after losing free buffet for life at casino.]
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| *[http://archive.is/B29ln Some redneck kills wife, four others and self over EGGS.]
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| *[http://www.darwinawards.com/ Big collection of heroes who did it for the lulz.]
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