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| Nightwing is a [[serious business]] man who has majority shareholder control of [[420chan]] Inc. He believes that by [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|harnessing the power]] of [[over 9000]] [[loser|stoners]] and [[emo|tards]] he can turn 420 into as big a [[9/11|financial success]] as [[4chan]], [[lulz]]. Among the [[You are doing it wrong|small flaws in his plan]] is the fact that he has yet to master the art of [[fellatio|sucking cock]] for [[profit]] and the [[shit nobody cares about|ever important]] preparation of [[soup]].
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| == History ==
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| [[Image:Nightywinks.png|thumb|right|Nightywinks, what Nightwing would look like if not for his fugliness]]
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| Nightwing grew up as a [[retarded|run-of-the-mill]] Jew and went to [[school|Picking Up Dropped Pennies School]] until he became a licenced owner of his share of the [[media]]. He is no longer proud of his heritage after losing his Jew gold in a fight with [[Taliban]] insurgents in Toronto. Speaking of the [[Canada|Land of Bagged Milk]], Nightwing has never known the sweet taste of [[America|American]] style [[BDSM|freedom]] as he is [[Banned|no longer allowed to cross teh border anymore]] for [[conspiracy|reasons unknown]].
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| == Current Affairs ==
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| Nightwing is a strict [[racist]] who hunts down any black person who dare enter 420chan webspace. This is mostly to distract [[noobs|others]] from noticing his own shit-high levels of [[faggotry]] and [[furry|furriness]]. His [[unwarranted self importance|ego]] is fueled primarily by the fact that [[Kirtaner|Kirt]] is his [[prostitute|bitch]] and [[whore|owes him]] an fuckton [[money]]. He is now an [[admin]] to 420 and will likely try to get [[Nothing|something]] in return for his [[O_rly|investment]]. He can often be found on 420's [[IRC]] getting into bizzare dabates on the inner workings of [[WTF|geese anuses]]. He is currently (and quite rightly) referred to as 'The Jew' by [[moot]].
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| == See Also ==
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| * [[420chan]]
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| * [[Jew]]
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| * [[Drugs]]
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Revision as of 00:35, 26 May 2022
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