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'''Metal Gear Rising Revengeance''', also known as Metal Gear Raiden, is a fruit ninja slicing simulator with cyborg and a slightly stealth gameplay that nobody gives a fuck about. The game was teased right after the launch of MGS4. This game was of course made by Konami. Since Kojima doesn't even bother to expand his shitty games, he decided to insert a bunch random bullshit ripped from Metal Gear Solid, such as: NANOMACHINE, SON!, THE MEMES! and many other cyborg weeaboo sword-fights. Like every Metal Gear game, this one spawned a massive cult-following with fans spewing its memes to death like they did with [[portal]]. | '''Metal Gear Rising Revengeance''', also known as Metal Gear Raiden, is a fruit ninja slicing simulator with cyborg and a slightly stealth gameplay that nobody gives a fuck about. The game was teased right after the launch of MGS4. This game was of course made by Konami. Since Kojima doesn't even bother to expand his shitty games, he decided to insert a bunch random bullshit ripped from Metal Gear Solid, such as: NANOMACHINE, SON!, THE MEMES! and many other cyborg weeaboo sword-fights. Like every Metal Gear game, this one spawned a massive cult-following with fans spewing its memes to death like they did with [[portal]]. | ||
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Metal Gear Rising Revengeance, also known as Metal Gear Raiden, is a fruit ninja slicing simulator with cyborg and a slightly stealth gameplay that nobody gives a fuck about. The game was teased right after the launch of MGS4. This game was of course made by Konami. Since Kojima doesn't even bother to expand his shitty games, he decided to insert a bunch random bullshit ripped from Metal Gear Solid, such as: NANOMACHINE, SON!, THE MEMES! and many other cyborg weeaboo sword-fights. Like every Metal Gear game, this one spawned a massive cult-following with fans spewing its memes to death like they did with portal.
The Cast
Raiden - He is back! and is more homosexual than he ever; showing off his cyborg ass in every combo. After losing to a HUEguy and failed to protect an African nigger, he became a cyborg and sworn to cut all the baddies with his tools of justice.
The winds of Destruction
Jetstream Sam - A HUEland weeaboo who was known for his epic
Mistral - Your typical Albert Camus sand nigger from France. known for having many arms, wielding a pole spear made out of even more arms.
Monsoon - A cambodian douche bag who can never shut up about his frigging meme. Also known to be the hardest boss in the game, using MAGNETIC POWER!! throwing shit to you and dodge your decisive sword skill by splitting his body.
Sundowner - A California nigger who wants to top the highscore made by the jews. He is also FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!!
Steven Armstrong - NANOMACHINES, SON! a liberal, republican hating, football playing ex-marine douche who wants to turn American into wild wild west, despite the fact the previous villains in metal gear had try to accomplish the same thing, but failed miserably. He is known for chopping a metal gear with his falcon punch and nearly beat Raiden to death, despite Raidan shows no sign of injury after his punch.
The memes Jack!
For some reason, this game's soundtrack is way more addicting than its gameplay, so addictive that it has its own Guile theme.
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