JasonRivera.com

Why don't you have a seat?

Mike Espen in a photoshoot for the ten gayest things list.

Jasonrivera.com is the go-to site for everything. If you're a 13-year-old boy. There's professional wrestling, video game reviews, and interviews of soft core porn models. At times he has a case of unwarranted self-importance. Many of the articles at jasonrivera.com urge you to use their forums, because jason rivera is a lonely, sad man.

The mediocrity of the content of Jasonrivera.com is nothing to be laughed at. If you by chance happen to view ANYTHING on Jasonrivera.com, wash your eyes with a generous dose of Encyclopediadramatica.

A guide to some of their columns

50 Gayest Things Ever

If you partake in any of these you are a faggot lolololol. Especially if you partake in allergies (#10). Notably, furries, I <3 Gay Porn bumper stickers, and an actual gay porn site don't make its top 10. The fact that the staff has their pictures and email addresses readily available in addition to this article makes it easy to create an especially infuriating gay profile on any number of dating websites.

Picking on Burn Victims/Ugly people

Because making fun of fat cosplayers and ugly people on hotornot is much too difficult for the average person to accomplish. Thanks, assholes. Its not original or funny, and despite trying way too hard to be offensive no one gives enough of a shit to send hatemail.

Camwhore Week 2002

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Free porn ^_^.

In Poor Taste

Easily the best part of the site, despite seeing the same shit everywhere else from equally untalented people. Topics include: Gook day, fuck missing children, and how much Hurricane Katrina victims suck.

Actors

Currently just one interview of some actress who played a supporting role in some movie you've never heard of.

Adult Model Interviews

Noone reads the words, but 100% of the hits to these pages just ogle the pics, fap, and leave.

Fake Interviews

You'd expect satire here, but instead you get an interview of that purple thing from McDonald's.

More Than Meets the Eye

Transformers fanboyism. What an obscure show for so many people to make references to 20+ years later.

Music

Making fun of Backstreet Boys is old meme. The site is not brave enough to make fun of anything anyone still likes.

Random articles

Most notable is an article making fun of Maddox, the guy who's been doing the same thing as them, for about the same length of time, with at least 100 times more success.

Wrestling

Go here for article.

See Also

• Pedophilia

External

• His site
• The top 10 gayest things ever, with no presence of furries

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