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Skate pro Tony Hawk is "grieving" Sandy Hook parent Robbie Parker

Wellaware1.com is a web site dedicated to exposing the epidemic of actors in our society who cross ethical bounds and become "paid domestic terrorists." These actors take part in elaborately staged, phony events such as the Boston Marathon Bombing, Sandy Hook, Gabby Giffords, 9/11, Columbine and virtually all other faked news events of the past 150 years, including various scandals etc. They appear as victims, cops, perpetrators, doctors, media people, you name it. They also try to give the impression that certain famous people exist, when in reality other famous people are portraying those people.

Some of the actors are actual well known actors and celebrities; others are politicians and anyone else who at some point has had a few minutes of fame.

In the many hoax and "drill" public emergencies that are staged, "crisis actors" are recruited to play the parts of frantic crowds and all the other roles for which celebrities aren't needed.

The hidden hand

The crucial thread linking all the actors and all the staged events is the Greenberg family. Maurice Raymond "Hank" Greenberg (born May 4, 1925) is an American business executive and former chairman and CEO of American International Group (AIG), which was the world's 18th largest public company and its largest insurance and financial services corporation. Greenberg's entire family are in cahoots with the Rockefellers, the Roosevelts and several other families, the cast of Saturday Night Live (1975-now), and Steve-O and the guys from Jackass. Their goal: to threaten our civil liberties and attempt to manipulate our perception of reality as a means of social engineering. In other words, PsyOps.

Genius at work

Adolf Hitler was really Walt Disney.

The web site is run by a guy called Ed Chiarini, AKA Dallas Goldbug. Ed is actually kind of a genius, in that he also has a lot of material on the site about an internal combustion engine he's developing that runs on water. It looks good (mainly because there's a lot of technical-looking stuff in the documents and they're nicely formatted), but if it worked he'd be a zillionaire. So it obviously doesn't work.

Anyway, Ed uses "ear biometrics" and side-by-side photos to prove his points scientifically. It's a good thing he has ear biometrics because many times the actors don't look all that much like the people they're portraying. Ed attributes these disparities to "lens distortion" and extensive use of CGI. "The ear does not lie!"

Gallery

Who is Barack Obama?

According to Ed:

  • The actor who plays Obama is either BJ Armstrong (retired pro basketball player) or his brother.
  • BJ Armstrong's wife is also Will Smith's wife Jada Pinkett Smith, and also plays Paula Broadwell (busted in 2012 for affair with General David Petraeus).
  • Michelle Obama is Barack's half-sister.
  • Sasha Obama is Barack's REAL biological daughter.
  • Malia Obama is played by Will Smith's daughter Willow Smith.
  • But Barack is NOT Will Smith.
  • Will Smith has been placed as a decoy to throw people off.
  • Malcolm X is Obama's REAL biological father and also plays Louis Farrakhan.
  • The actor Sidney Poiter is a very close relative of Barack and also played Martin Luther King & Wilson Goode (first black Mayor of Philadelphia).
  • TV actress Regina King is NOT Michelle, she is Whitney Houston and has been placed as another decoy.

Some more things you should know

  • Gabby Giffords and Sarah Palin are both portrayed by Tina Fey.
  • Natalee Holloway was portrayed by Chelsea Clinton.
  • Natalee's killer, Joran van der Sloot, is portrayed by Steve-O
  • Amy Winehouse was portrayed by Lady Gaga.
  • Jimi Hendrix was portrayed by Morgan Freeman. Morgan's father is Nelson Mandela.
  • Adolf Hitler was portrayed by Walt Disney.
  • Alex Jones is portrayed by actor Beau Bridges.
  • "Grieving" Newtown parent Robbie Parker is portrayed by skating pro Tony Hawk.
  • and much, much more.

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