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{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Sweden|Swedish Spic]] [[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Sweden|Swedish Spic]] [[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|1 injured}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|1 injured}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''| | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even a chance.}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|London}} | {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|London}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''| | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No lol}} | ||
{{Ibend}} | {{Ibend}} | ||
In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in Sweden, Hugo Jackson, a 15-year-old autist decided to try to set a new high | In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in [[Sweden]], '''Hugo Jackson''', a [[13-year-old boys|15-year-old]] [[autism|autist]] decided to try to set a new [[high score]] at a local [[school]]. Being a 5'6 [[Mexico|Mexican]] who took [[/pol/]] memes too seriously, he went to the school and tried to be [[an hero]] in the name of [[white devils|le white race]], though [[fail|failed miserably]] and was only able to [[london|stab]] one teacher. | ||
He didn’t even have the guts to finish him off and was immediately stopped by ICE for not having a green card. This faggot tried to live-stream the attack but forgot that a knife won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. After getting arrested, he was immediately forgotten because how terrible his | He didn’t even have the guts to finish him off and was immediately stopped by [[ICE]] for not having a [[mexico|green card]]. This faggot tried to [[brenton tarrant|live-stream the attack]] but forgot that a [[knife]] won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. After getting arrested, he was immediately forgotten because how terrible his “[[fail|attack]]” was and got booked at the local [[jail|detention center]] for 26 months. Also got fined [[jew gold|52k]] that he doesn’t have. [[you|What an absolute failure]]. | ||
[[File:Hugojacksonvictim.jpeg|thumb|Poor dude probably thought this faggot broke out of special education.]] | [[File:Hugojacksonvictim.jpeg|thumb|Poor dude probably thought this faggot broke out of special education.]] | ||
Revision as of 23:37, 13 June 2022
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STEP THE FUCK OFF! Hugo Jackson looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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| Hugo Jackson | |
| Nationality: | Swedish Spic 
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| High score | 1 injured |
| Top 50? | Not even a chance. |
| Style | London |
| An Hero? | No lol |
In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in Sweden, Hugo Jackson, a 15-year-old autist decided to try to set a new high score at a local school. Being a 5'6 Mexican who took pol memes too seriously, he went to the school and tried to be an hero in the name of le white race, though failed miserably and was only able to stab one teacher.
He didn’t even have the guts to finish him off and was immediately stopped by ICE for not having a green card. This faggot tried to live-stream the attack but forgot that a knife won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. After getting arrested, he was immediately forgotten because how terrible his “attack” was and got booked at the local detention center for 26 months. Also got fined 52k that he doesn’t have. What an absolute failure.
The retard
Hugo Jackson is a dirty spic who resides in the “white” nation of Sweden. Being a complete autistic retard, he immediately tried to cope with his existence by pretending that he is white and definitely not Mexican. Hugo made tons of fan art of Brenton Tarrant despite not knowing he would probably kill him if he got the chance to. The fag found home on Discord and joined some FBI-sponsored groups to learn how to save the white race by hating his own people and preparing to be an hero.
Plan
Like all retards of his creed, he made a plan on how he would execute his attack. Little does he know, his balls haven’t dropped yet and would pussy out anyway.
Eslöv Spergout
Around 8:30 a.m. at some random town in Sweden, Hugo decided that he would save the white race and become an hero. Armed with only a knife and a skull mask, he told his buddies on Discord who definitely aren’t apart of the FBI that he would go postal. Live-streaming his spergout, he walked up to the school and found some teacher and stabbed him. Being a complete pussy, he couldn’t even finish him off and just talked to him about how he is saving the white race. Everyone fled the school and in no time ICE agents came to bring him back to Mexico. Pointing his fake gun at cops to try to scare them away, they fired back and unfortunately missed him. He surrendered like a pussy and didn’t even get one kill before being booked.
Graded Score
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| Kill count: | 0/20 1 injured. |
| Accuracy: | 1/20 Couldn’t even finish him off. |
| Style: | 5/20 Went for a school but couldn’t even pull it off like others did. |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 NO KILLS LOLL |
| Bonus: | 0/20 Not even this can save him. |
| Total score: 7/100 (F- -) | |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
