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You know what they say about journalism... ''If it bleeds, it leads...'' right? Unfortunately for [[Fox News|distinguished]] [[Alex Jones|press]] [[Daily Mail|outlets]] worldwide, March of 2014 has turned out to be a pretty dry month in the annals of human affairs. In the absence of a lulzy [[Columbine|school]] [[High Score|shooting]] or [[Boston Marathon Bombing|Tsarnaev copycat]] for like, another goddamned month, shit-eating hack journalists had to scrape by on what little they could salvage. Enter the sudden international panic and saturation coverage over the disappearance of '''Malaysia Airlines Flight 370''', a fucking jumbo jet full of [[Wyatt Mann|chinks, gooks, spics, and spooks.]] Besides - most of them probably didn't even speak English, so no great loss, right? | You know what they say about journalism... ''If it bleeds, it leads...'' right? Unfortunately for [[Fox News|distinguished]] [[Alex Jones|press]] [[Daily Mail|outlets]] worldwide, March of 2014 has turned out to be a pretty dry month in the [[Goatse|annals]] of human affairs. In the absence of a lulzy [[Columbine|school]] [[High Score|shooting]] or [[Boston Marathon Bombing|Tsarnaev copycat]] for like, another goddamned month, shit-eating hack journalists had to scrape by on what little they could salvage. Enter the sudden international panic and saturation coverage over the disappearance of '''Malaysia Airlines Flight 370''', a fucking jumbo jet full of [[Wyatt Mann|chinks, gooks, spics, and spooks.]] Besides - most of them probably didn't even speak English, so no great loss, right? | ||
As always, the [[Old media|evil liberal Jew media]] would have you believe otherwise. This is ''Cuban Missile Crisis, Iran Hostage-level shit'' going on right now. | As always, the [[Old media|evil liberal Jew media]] would have you believe otherwise. This is ''Cuban Missile Crisis, Iran Hostage-level shit'' going on right now. | ||
== Plausible Theories on What Happened == | == Plausible Theories on What Happened == | ||
Revision as of 01:39, 19 March 2014
You know what they say about journalism... If it bleeds, it leads... right? Unfortunately for distinguished press outlets worldwide, March of 2014 has turned out to be a pretty dry month in the annals of human affairs. In the absence of a lulzy school shooting or Tsarnaev copycat for like, another goddamned month, shit-eating hack journalists had to scrape by on what little they could salvage. Enter the sudden international panic and saturation coverage over the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, a fucking jumbo jet full of chinks, gooks, spics, and spooks. Besides - most of them probably didn't even speak English, so no great loss, right?
As always, the evil liberal Jew media would have you believe otherwise. This is Cuban Missile Crisis, Iran Hostage-level shit going on right now.