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Zyzz, son of Zeus, brother of Hercules, Father of Aesthetics. Zyzz, seeking a cab ride to Mount Olympus.jpg Zyzz is a divine bodybuilder, who transformed his shitty genetics into the aesthetics of something Godlike. After finishing school, Zyzz, or Aziz as he was known at that point, decided he was sick of being known as the skinny scene fag. He then thus made a pact to himself to get big. Starting out as a faggy miscer, Aziz set himself routines and diets. After a couple of years, he has transformed considerably. He continued to build and pack on lean muscle, and eventually gained the attention of teh interwebz. Now a famous icon, people all over the world admire Zyzz for his amazing aesthetics. Zyzz is also a master at Gabba, Hardstyle and Shuffling; while these dances are thought by many to be skill-less combinations of easy minimal thought movements, Zyzz pulls off mouthwatering combinations in these styles, using legs, arms, shoulders, his head/neck to create goodlike dance moves that everyone wants to be able to do. Although Zyzz appears to be a boofhead hoon in his famous Youtube vids, he is known to have a well-balanced, intelligent and nice personality in real life.
Zyzz Proof that the Internet makes you gay Zyzz.jpg
WEBSITE/BLOG: Unknown KNOWN FOR: Bodybuilding, Troll FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/Azyzz TWITTER: The_zyzz
Page created by: Clerisy
Summary Zyzz (Aziz Sergeyevich Shavershian), was a 4chan & Misc user from Sydney, Australia. On August 5, 2011, Zyzz died of a genetic heart defect at the age of 22. His death was not steroid related. He was known for trolling, being "Aesthetic", and inspiring web surfers to buy real surf boards. Tripcode: zyzz !.B0tdY9xNk Origins Zyzz, as stated many times by him, was a persona that was acted for the Lulz. Despite this fact people from all over the world admired his way of life and named it the "Zyzz Ideology" or "Zyzzology".
Zyzz in National Roadtrip He was in some crappy reality show called National Roadtrip. (Note that he is only interesting person on it) Rise to fame After his first video was uploaded, users of 4chan and Misc took notice of his use of Internet Memes in addition to his perfectly proportional body. Internet users began to quote Zyzz IRL with such phrases as "Come at me bro" and "U mad". This epidemic spread in proportions not seen since the black plague. After what seemed like several minutes, thousands of people looked up to Zyzz like a Greek God. He gained great power and recognition for trolling and being motivational for bodybuilders. Quotes like this one reveal the heterosexuality of his fanbase:
“ Yeah, Zyzz is f*cking awesome, it's true and it's scientific fact. He is literally the closest thing to perfection the human species has ever produced. I feel privileged to be alive at the same time as him. I wish I was a woman so I could offer myself to him to f*cking then discard like a plaything.
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—Unattributed Current status On August 5, 2011, Zyzz died in a Bangkok sauna of causes completely unrelated to steroid use. He is still worshiped by his die-hard fanbase.
“ Everybody, one day will die, and be forgetton. Act and behave in a way that will make life interesting and fun, f*ck a mundane predictable life working monday to friday with something you derive no pleasure from; just living life out till you grow old and wither away. Find a passion, form relationships, dont be afraid to get out there and f*ck what everyone else thinks, trust me its alot more fun that way. Dont ever pay people out or put people down. Instead just put yourself up and let the haters do their thing. Id rather be a person thats hated on, than a person that does the hating. A wise man one said.. Haters gonna hate!
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—Zyzz
Famous Quotes
Come At Me Bro U jelly? U Mirin' my aesthetics son? U mad (insert pause here) brah? Fuark/Fwoah/Phwoaaaar/Pwoahhhhhhh Zyzz, son of Zeus You seem preturbed Facts He took steroids He took party pills He was a Hedonist Played World of Warcraft
Images
Showing off his god-like jaw
Showing off his god-like jaw Zyzz6.jpg Zyzz7.jpg
Old image of Zyzz and part of his "Aesthetics Crew"
Old image of Zyzz and part of his "Aesthetics Crew"
The first video
Old image of Zyzz and part of his "Aesthetics Crew"
Pre-roids
Zyzz mug
Modelling
With a fan from the Internets
With another fan from the Internets
Posing for the Cam again
Zyzz getting attacked by a snake
Confirmed for Kung-Fu master
Facebook Troll Zyzz-Meme.jpg
Injecting Steroids
The first video
The second video
Bishes be admiring
Zyzz rocking out in his room
Before and After
Zyzz mocking an Eshlads response to his vid. NSFW
Zyzz's life
Facebook Troll
Deal with it
Facebook Troll
Even the authorities are admirin'
Facebook Troll
Before and after
Come at me bro
Bishes be admirin'
Another Before and After
Bishes be admirin'
Bishes be admirin'
Fwoahhhhh
The truth hurts..
Thanks for the pic, mate.
Zyzz's official Youtube channel
Fan art
(no homo)
Before and After
Face progress after Steroid abuse and age
Another Before and After
Another Before and After
Face progress after Steroid abuse and age
Face progress after Steroid abuse and age
Showing off his god-like jaw
Showing off his god-like jaw Zyzz3.jpg Zyzz6.jpg
Videos
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Hardstyle remix of Zyzz dancing
Zyzz mocking an Eshlad's response to his vid. NSFW
Zyzz getting attacked by a snake
How to eat like Zyzz
What they do in their spare time (no homo)
Related Pages
External Links
Bodybuilder Aziz 'Zyzz' Shavershian killed by heart defect Official Reddit Zyzz 4chan ban Zyzz's official Youtube channel Transformation
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