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| {{spoiler|Fukushima could bring about the end of the world and the only solution to the problem is build a giant pyramid tomb}}
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| [[File:The_Pyramid_Tomb_of_Chernobyl.jpg|thumb|left|What are the [[evolution|descendants]] of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_world civilization] going to think of [[you|our]] [[Gay|weak]] [[Egypt|pyramids]] [[9000]] years from now after [[2012]] happens?]]
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| Back in 2011, an earthquake and tsunami hit [[Japan]] and things changed forever. Any well-read [[EDiot]] is familiar with the drama associated with the [[Japan Crisis of 2011]]. To sum it up, besides effectively screwing Japan as hard as it has been fucked since [[WWII]] by Allied forces that [[Lulz|took away their hard won colonies]], [[Pwned|nuked Nagasaki and Hiroshima]], and planned to [http://www.usawildlife.com/bat_bombs.htm unleash swarms of bats] onto Tokyo—this earthquake/tsunami was not the only [[drama]] to occur that day. At 3:26 pm on March 11th, 2011 a wall of water got into the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant and [[Raped|destroyed]] Japan forever. In fact this is so bad, [http://www.fairewinds.com/content/tokyo-soil-samples-would-be-considered-nuclear-waste-us Tokyo's soil is contaminated to the level of what would be classified as nuclear waste in the United States]. You can imagine the [[drama|political and economic ramifications of a mass evacuation]] of the greater Tokyo Area. And this is only the current bad news—as nuclear meltdowns can always go from bad to much worse. For example, a fuel tank in Reactor Unit 4 contains [[9000|5000]] times the amount of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cesium_137 Cesium 137] than the bomb dropped on Hiroshima. [[You|One]] could imagine the [[Global warming|global environmental ramifications]] if this were to blow up or get hit by another wall of water.
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| The only hope is a group of [[NORPs|retired engineers, nuclear experts, construction workers, and other volunteers]] have formed an organization called [http://svcf.jp/english Skilled Veterans Corps for Fukushima (SVCF)]. Their main objective is simple: [[Kamikaze| sacrifice their bodies]] so [[you|younger workers]] don't have to be exposed to radiation as the SVCF is commissioned to build a [[Egypt|giant pyramid tomb]] to forever contain the [[Clusterfuck|mess]] that is Fukushima Daiichi—[http://svcf.jp/english/fundamental_en no this part isn't satire], this is [[Ebonics|straight real talk]]. So far this project has accomplished very little because of a [[Old Media| corporate media]] [[Censorship|blackout]] that is being pushed by [[The Man|International Atomic Energy Association]] [http://www.iaea.org/ (IAEA)] and nuclear energy companies in the [http://www.pge.com/ United States] and [http://www.tepco.co.jp/en/index-e.html Japan] that don't want you to know that every time we have a meltdown we have to crank out [[Zerg rush|cannon fodder]] and [http://www.aljazeera.com/news/europe/2012/10/201210364027239914.html billions of dollars] to compensate the mess each time. [[The Man|They]] also don't want [[you]] to know that the only way [[Science|we can even begin to learn about the true costs of nuclear meltdowns is by examining them as they happen]]—meaning [[you|anyone]] can really be an [[expert]] on [[science|this issue]] and all the [[Bailout plan|numbers]] it includes.
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| ==[[The Man]] with the plan==
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| [[File:Yastel_Yamada.jpg|thumb|right|[[Badass|This man]] is one of the leading [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquidators liquidators] [[An Hero|will probably die from exposure to radioactive ruins]].]]
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| [[An Hero|Yastel Yamada]] is a co-founder of the [http://svcf.jp/english SVCF] and he is currently on a [[series of tubes|series of tours]] in America [[propaganda|promoting]] that political pressure needs to be directed towards the [http://www.us.emb-japan.go.jp/english/html/embassy/contact.htm Japanese government] to [[Zerg rush|send relevant retired specialists and volunteers at the nuclear facility]] ([http://youtu.be/G-oZTf-90Pc instead of what TEPCO is currently doing]) in an attempt to build a [[Egypt|giant pyramid tomb]] before the situation gets any worse. The sarcophagus structure planned for construction in [[Japan]]'s Fukushima-Daiichi will be much bigger than [[Shit|crumbling]] [[Egypt|giant pyramid tomb]] already built in [[Russia|Chernobyl]] that will need an additional 1 billion dollars to make it even bigger.
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| ==So what is Yastel Yamada's plan?==
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| [[Shit bricks|Well there really isn't a plan beyond trying to build a giant pyramid tomb before the situation gets any worse]]. The reality about nuclear meltdowns is all [[science]] knows about how to deal with meltdowns is based on the previous two nuclear meltdowns, but this lack of knowledge isn't going to be a problem. First, since this is a relatively new subject, [[you|anyone]] who can read articles on [[Wikipedia]] can be an [[science|expert on nuclear science and what happens when nuclear power plants experience a meltdown]]. Second, this field of research is going to have a larger collection of data every 25 years or so as [http://www.nrc.gov/info-finder/reactor/ new research locations] emerge in which [[scientists]] can observe and document this exciting new [[science|scientific field]]. These two advantages will allow [[You|scientists]] to have [[science|new research material]] to [[education|educate]] the [[Sheeple|populace]] more about the cost of nuclear meltdowns resulting from violating the most important rule in real-estate: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diablo_Canyon_Power_Plant location], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Point_Energy_Center location], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oyster_Creek_Nuclear_Generating_Station location].
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| ==Data from the last three Nuclear Meltdowns==
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| Anyone can be an [[expert]] on Nuclear Meltdowns with knowing the data, even [[you]]! Share your nuclear meltdown expertise with your friends!
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| ===Three Mile Island===
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| [[File:Three_Mile_Island.jpg|thumb|left|]]
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| *The cleanup project lasted from August 1979 - December 1993
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| *It had a 1 billion dollar cleanup
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| *140,000 people were evacuated.
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| *The construction of nuclear power plants was halted in America.
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| *All the nuclear power plants in America are from this generation of technology, which is three generations behind the latest available nuclear technology and power plant design.
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| ===Chernobyl===
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| [[File:New_Chernobyl_Sarcophagus.jpg|thumb|left|[[Xzibit|Now they are going to have to put a sarcophagus on top of a sarcophagus]] to contain the radiation.]]
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| *Chernobyl released 50-80 million [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curie Curies]
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| *400 times more radiation than Hiroshima
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| *350,000 people displaced
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| *Total number of Chernobyl [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquidators liquidators] was 600,000. 50 to 10,000 of these liquidators have died from the job depending [[Scientists|on]] [[TOW|who]] [[Jews|you]] [[Hippies|ask]].
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| *The total cost for Chernobyl was 235 billion dollars.
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| *A new pyramid tomb needs to be built over the current sarcophagus that will cost an estimated 1 billion dollars.
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| *This new pyramid tomb was suppose to be completed in 2005, [[sarcasm|but they'll get around to beginning construction eventually]].
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| *A new medical condition, called the [http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/chernobyl-heart/ Chernobyl Heart], came into existence due to all the [[children]] in the locality of Chernobyl who have [[goatse|gaping holes]] in their hearts.
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| ===Fukushima===
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| *[http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/content/2012/s3532725.htm The fuel tank in Reactor Unit 4 contains 5000 times the amount of Cesium 137 than the bomb dropped on Hiroshima].
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| *400 tons of water enter the facilities every day and must be stored. This water cannot be recycled.
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| *Estimated total cost of at least 500 billion dollars so far. These costs don't consider an evacuation of the greater Tokyo area.
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| *The economic cost to Japan from the greater Tokyo area being forced to evacuated is unknown.
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| *The economic cost to the world economy from the greater Tokyo area being forced to evacuate is unknown.
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| *[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/9410702/Nearly-36pc-of-Fukushima-children-diagnosed-with-thyroid-growths.html 36% of Children in the Fukushima Prefecture have been diagnosed with Thyroid growths].
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| ==Quotes from Experts==
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| <center>{{morphquote|mq2|background-color: transparent; width: 800px; height: 300px;|font-weight: bold;|[[File:Fukushima_Radioactive_Temporary_Water_Containers.jpg|thumb|center]]
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| Leaks are still occuring on a regular basis. It flows to the sea every time, no doubt.|Yastel Yamada talking about how these are leaking into the Pacific Ocean.
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| |[[File:Pacific_Ocean_Radiation_Levels.jpg|thumb|center]]There is a lot to study and a lot to learn about in general, it takes a long time for the Pacific process to get the pollution to our shores, but it needs to be studied.|[http://www.scientainment.com/ Lynda Williams] on how the Pacific fishing industry is fucked.
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| |Nuclear meltdowns are [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half_life forever]|Lynda Williams, using poetic license to make a point.
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| }}</center><br>
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| ==Video about how Japan is utterly fucked==
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| <center>{{frame|<youtube>or_rksDBssw</youtube><br>|border=black|background=grey}}</center>
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg|Gallery|Nealid|center|<gallery>image:Fukushima_Temporary_Sea_Wall.jpg|This is the construction material of the "temporary" sea wall barrier that stands between the current unstable ruins and another tsunami. [[LOL|This wall is suppose to last for 40 years]].
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| image:Fukushima_Radioactive_Permanent_Water_Storage.jpg|The permanent storage plan for radioactive water—a giant ditch in the ground. Hopefully it won't leak ever.
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| image:Fukushima_Nuclear_Reactor_Units_3_%26_4.jpg|A giant [[clusterfuck]].
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| image:Fukushima_Flyer_1.jpg|Contact information as [[Moralfag|moralfagging]] this issue isn't totally [[gay]].
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| </gallery>|
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| <gallery>
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| image:Fukushima_Flyer_2.jpg|[[Moar]] [[moralfag]] [[propaganda]]
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| image:Fukushima_Liquidators.jpg|The Liquidators' lead painted suits barely protect them from the radiation at the site.
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| image:Bog_in_Japan.jpg|[[Russia|Origin]].
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| </gallery>}}
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Japan]]
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| *[[Japan Crisis of 2011]]
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| *[[2012 Elections]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://svcf.jp/english Skilled Veterans Corps for Fukushima English Website]
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| *[http://fukushimaresponse.org/ A Northern California group collecting data]
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| *[http://blog.safecast.org/ A rouge group of scientists, engineers, and hackers based in Japan collecting data about hotspots]
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| *[http://enenews.com/ Constantly updating website with news about Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Meltdown]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUTBtDUjYDA Documentary about the IAEA's coverup of the Chernobyl meltdown]
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