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Milana Mill
Milana Mill is an autistic 18 year old shemale from Finland. You can find Milana just about anywhere begging for attention and asspats when she doesn't get her own way. Her hobbies include hoarding supporters who will do just about anything from licking
her aids ridden asshole to threatening to kill themselves if their precious futa queen's ballsack is in a twist.
Riniuu Drama
Milana recently was retarded enough to write a journal about her ex-friend Riniuu, intending to rape her with an iron dildo over shit that happened last thursday.
Naturally, to defend their fallen tartlet goddess, Riniuu's fans proceeded to throw piles of shit at Milana, but they did not take time to
realize that Milana was already full of shit. This caused the futanari princess to evolve into an ultra shitposter, allowing kawaii cancer and
mango fairies to join together in what would create the ultimate flame war.
Perhaps realizing what a cunt she is, Milana decided to step off of the blogs for a few days to throw herself a pity party. Rini's fans accused Milana of
being a bully, which, she is. She then proceeds to write a novel TL;DR about her shitty life in middle school and goes on to speak about how absolutely nothing has improved since
then. Considering how Milana was bullied, the shemale clearly did not receive enough asspats to prevent her from becoming the hypocritical lulzcowthat she is today.
Before all of this, Milana claims that Riniuu had promised to Milana that she would stop tracing. Encouraged by her internet waifu, this caused
Milana to furiously masturbate. However, due to recent accusations and posting of "proof" of Riniuu's past, Milana's boner was quickly lost and sent her
immediately into a rage that caused her to piss on herself, and everyone involved in the blogs. Beaten down, and severely butthurt Milana
proceeded to shove multiple dildos up her ass about Riniuu still being a tracer and posted a journal, encouraging other tartlets to see the light that is
Riniuu's disgusting vagoo.
Riniuu, shocked and in disbelief that one of her cocksuckers had taken their head out of the safety of her ass, made a journal as well, to inform her white knights
that Milana was no longer a believer. As vigilant as a Westboro Baptist Church protest at a veteran's funeral, her white knights proceeded to rape
Milana repeatedly until she gave in to their e-cocks, realizing there was nothing else she could do but shut the fuck up and take it like the little bitch
that she is.
Milana's 'art'
Milana joined DeviantART many eons ago, however she has sadly yet to improve. Her prime hang out is the watering hole for all untalented weaboos, Artist Gossip, where she is found preying on every artist who has the potential to be better than her. Like
every tartlet found in the shithole of deviantART, Milana spends her time posting selfies in retarded poses and drawing fanart of asspies. Anyone who watches
her is immediately seen afterwards rubbing oxyclean in their eyes to purify themselves after the sin that is witnessing her shiny shiny desu art.
Offending 101
. Accuse her of tracing (even though her characters are far too deformed to be traced)
. Have a different opinion to hers
. Read this article
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Spudfuzz
(A.K.A Egocentric timebomb) Spudfuzzor otherwise known as Reanne Hempsall is a 20-something year old intellectual furry artist.
Another character in the uncanny, never ending saga of tartlet faggotry is a pygmy goat named Spudfuzz. Claiming the title of everyone's senpai, Spudfuzz
can be found masturbating to gossip blogs and creating tutorials on how to draw like you have downs syndrome.
Ever since Spudfuzz was a wee potato, she dreamed about being a comic artist. Until one day, her parents reminded her that she was a fucking retard and had no artistic
skill. Thrown out on the street, and with no where else to go, Spudfuzz began prostituting herself for points in hopes that someone would give a
fuck about her. This did not prove to pay enough, so Spudfuzz turned to the religion of dAhub, a gathering for all desperate attention whores who don't have enough
watchers to flaunt. Without enough money to pay to dAhub, Spudfuzz offered herself to the beast and was forced to shove all of [http://artist-confessions.tumblr.com/
Artist Confessions] up her cunt instead. It turned out that the followers of the blog enjoyed it, and thus began Spud's career as the little engine that
could.
With her new toys sent directly from the king, the hub, Spud began practicing on how to be an assclown by taking a handful of her watchers and
furiously fisting her anus with them. She proceeded to tell everyone about it on AC's disqus. Everyone, perplexed by the grand total of blind retards who had the
audacity to watch her, was quick to admire her and started a chain of circle jerking every time she graced them with her constructive criticsm
Like an informant at a gathering for the church of Scientology, Spud never took the hint that no one gives a shit, and began to preach her critiques to teenybops who were never interested in her opinion anyways. The butthurt anons, offended by Spud's lack of compassion for their fragile kokoros, tried to explain to her that she was kowai. Many flashbacks were had that day because of the rejection, causing Spud immense
amounts of butthurt as she remembered that she is a failure. Pissing herself that they were ignoring her instead of licking her pussy, Spud
proceeded to flame them into submission like the crybaby she is. At least until Terraset, who is believed to be one of Spudfuzz's sock puppets, showed
to lap up all of her salty penis tears by liking her comments with multiple accounts.
After gaining some notoriety amongst the underlings of the greatest gathering of fantards and mentally challenged, Spudfuzz was finally noticed by AC's resident fag
enabler. The autistic fairy, named Horchata, who was so compelled by the fuzzyspud's egotistical cock, that she invited her to a pizza party at
AC, where autism speaks.
She now spends most of her time drawing niggers and screaming at younger artists that are better than her.
You can find Spudfuzz parading her art on various websites: Livestream Wysp
Youtube Weasyl Old DA furfag account
Cloverlilly
Hannah, also known as cloverlilly, is a talented and established woman who owns the successful
gossip blog, Kawaii History. After realizing all of the attention the other tartlets were getting for creating gossip blogs, Hannah
did what most drama queens do: start their own kingdom in honor of their god, Haruhi Suzumiya. Hannah strived to be the most original, and
using her powers to turn water into wine, her eventual reblogging of fucking everything helped her to raise the dead.
Hannah's art consists of drawing prostitutes with the anatomy of a paralysed lolicon. When she isn't drawing, she's masturbating to Faggot, hoping that her
senpai will notice her. Her blog recently took a turn for the worse when everyone and their brother decided to make their own confession blog, and the maggots
migrated elsewhere. Upset that no one gave a shit about hers, Hannah decided to turn to the ED forums and shitposted the most half assed article ED has ever seen.
After releasing the link to KH, Hannah was extremely butthurt that not a single fuck was given about her half assed attempt to be funny. Hannah was once again rejected by anyone who has a fucking brain. To compensate for this failure, she spends her days editing the article and searching the wayback machine in order to regurgitate irrelevant things that only Jesus would remember, while shedding many tears with her transvestite boy toy Milana.
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Hannah and Hot autistic action!
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God himself transcended from the heavens and on that day he said "Aw hell naw!"
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Aren't we being a little hypocritical there Milana?
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What would an ED article be without a dick picture?
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Spudfuzz has an obsession with niggers
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Spudfuzz pretending that she's not a self-centered faggot.
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