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| [[File:Milana in reality.png|thumb|alt=Puzzle globe logo|The shemale in all its glory.]]
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| {{dauser|milanamill|MilanaMill}} is an autistic 18-year-old [[shemale]] from Finland. You can find Milana just about anywhere begging for [[attention whore|attention]] and asspats when she doesn't get her own way. Her hobbies include hoarding [[white knights|supporters]] who will do just about anything from licking her aids ridden asshole to threatening to [[an hero|kill themselves]] if their precious futa queen's ballsack is in a twist.
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| There isn't a single day where Milana isn't [[sick fuck|raping]] her [[beastiality|dog]] , unfortunately animal services have yet to take away the dog because they'd rather avoid being infected with [[aids|aids]].
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| == Riniuu Drama ==
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| Milana recently was retarded enough to write a journal about her ex-friend Riniuu, intending to rape her with an iron dildo over shit that happened [[last Thursday]].
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| [[File:Milanadick.png|thumb|left|Milana talking about her cock]]
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| Naturally, to defend their fallen [[tartlet]] goddess, [[tracer|Riniuu's]] fans proceeded to throw piles of shit at Milana, but they did not take time to realize that Milana was already full of shit. This caused the [[futanari]] princess to evolve into an ultra [[aspie|shitposter]], allowing kawaii cancer and mango fairies to join together in what would create the ultimate flame war.
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| [[File:No one cared.png|240px|thumb|Typical emo poetry from the world's biggest faggot.]]
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| Perhaps realizing what a [[fact|cunt]] she is, Milana decided to step off of the blogs for a few days to throw herself a pity party. Rini's fans accused Milana of being a [[keyboard warrior|bully]], which she is.
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| [[emo|She]] then proceeds to write a [[TL;DR|novel]] about her shitty life in middle school and goes on to speak about how absolutely nothing has improved since then. Considering how Milana was bullied, the shemale clearly did not receive enough asspats to prevent her from becoming the [[fact|hypocritical]] [[lolcow|lulzcow]] that she is today.
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| Before all of this, Milana claims that [[tracer|Riniuu]] had [[lie|promised]] to Milana that she would stop tracing. Encouraged by her internet waifu, this caused Milana to furiously masturbate. However, due to recent accusations and posting of [[proof|"proof"]] of Riniuu's past, Milana's boner was quickly lost and sent her immediately into a rage that caused her to piss on herself, and [[retards|everyone]] involved in the blogs. Beaten down and severely [[butthurt]], Milana proceeded to shove multiple dildos up her ass about Riniuu still being a tracer and posted a [[autism|journal]], encouraging other tartlets to see the light that is Riniuu's disgusting vagoo.
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| Riniuu, shocked and in disbelief that one of her cocksuckers had taken their head out of the safety of her ass, made a journal as well, to inform her white knights that Milana was no longer a believer. As [[retarded|vigilant]] as a Westboro Baptist Church protest at a [[jew|veteran's]] funeral, her white knights proceeded to rape Milana repeatedly until she gave in to their [[penor|e-cocks]], realizing there was nothing else she could do but shut the fuck up and take it like the little bitch that she is.
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| == Milana's 'Art' ==
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| Milana joined [[DeviantART]] many eons ago, however she has sadly yet to improve. Her prime hang out is the watering hole for all untalented [[weaboo]]s, {{tumblr|artist-gossips|Artist Gossips}}, where she is found [[raping|preying]] on every artist who has the potential to be better than her. Like every tartlet found in the shithole of deviantART, Milana spends her time posting selfies in retarded poses and drawing [[shit|fanart]] of asspies. Anyone who watches her is immediately seen afterwards rubbing [[billy mays|oxyclean]] in their eyes to purify themselves after the sin that is witnessing her shiny shiny desu art.
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| === Offending 101 ===
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| * Accuse her of tracing (even though her [[mary sue|characters]] are far too deformed to be traced)
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| * Have a different opinion to hers
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| * Read this article
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| Got a raging boner for a fag drag queen?
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| *{{dauser|milanamill}}
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| *[[File:Youtube-favicon.png|link=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC--DhTS4CI3RlS4OVA8TWsA]]<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC--DhTS4CI3RlS4OVA8TWsA '''Milana Mill''']
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| [http://milanamill.deviantart.com/journal/Wanna-send-me-a-letter-397846408 But wait, there's more!] You can now mail your next sperm dump, chloroform rag, or even bloody tampon all the way to Finland for her to keep in her loving memory cabinet.
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| == Other Players ==
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| === Spudfuzz ===
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| {{dauser|spudfuzz}}, aka Egocentric Timebomb, or [[Powerword|Reanne Hempsall]], is a 20-something year old [[idiot|intellectual]] [[furry]] artist.
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| Another [[dumbass|character]] in the uncanny, never ending saga of tartlet faggotry is a pygmy goat named Spudfuzz. Claiming the title of everyone's senpai, Spudfuzz can be found masturbating to gossip blogs and creating [[shit|tutorials]] on how to draw like you have downs syndrome.
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| [[File:Spudfuzz doing what she does best.gif|thumb|alt=Puzzle globe logo|Such is the daily routine of someone who buys their watchers.]]
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| Ever since Spudfuzz was a wee potato, she dreamed about being a comic artist. Until one day, her parents reminded her that she was a fucking retard and had no artistic skill. Thrown out on the street, and with no where else to go, Spudfuzz began [[attention whoring|prostituting]] herself for points in hopes that someone would give a fuck about her. This did not prove to pay enough, so Spudfuzz turned to the religion of dAhub, a gathering for all desperate attention whores who don't have enough watchers to flaunt. Without enough money to pay to dAhub, Spudfuzz offered herself to the beast and was forced to shove all of {{tumblr|artist-confessions|Artist Confessions}} up her cunt instead. It turned out that the followers of the blog [[came|enjoyed it]], and thus began Spud's career as the little engine that could.
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| With her new [[white knights|toys]] sent directly from the king, the hub, Spud began practicing on how to be an assclown by taking a handful of her watchers and furiously fisting her anus with them. She proceeded to tell everyone about it on AC's Disqus. Everyone, perplexed by the grand total of blind retards who had the audacity to watch her, was quick to admire her and started a chain of [[circle jerk]]ing every time she graced them with her [[bullshit|constructive criticism]].
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| Like an [[idiot|informant]] at a gathering for the church of Scientology, Spud never took the hint that no one gives a shit, and began to preach her critiques to [[13 year olds|teenybops]] who were never interested in her opinion anyways. The butthurt anons, offended by Spud's lack of compassion for their fragile [[vaginas|kokoros]], tried to explain to her that she was [[retarded|kowai]]. Many flashbacks were had that day because of the [[no one cares|rejection]], causing Spud immense amounts of [[butthurt|butthurt]] as she remembered that she is a [[literally|failure]]. Pissing herself that they were ignoring her instead of licking her pussy, Spud proceeded to flame them into submission like the crybaby she is. At least until Terraset, who is believed to be one of Spudfuzz's [[sock puppet]]s, showed to lap up all of her [[cum|salty penis tears]] by liking her comments with multiple accounts.
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| [[butthurt|1 like = 1 prayer]]
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| After gaining some notoriety amongst the underlings of the greatest gathering of fantards and mentally challenged, Spudfuzz was finally noticed by AC's resident fag enabler. An autistic [[hambeast|fairy]] named Horchata was so compelled by the fuzzyspud's egotistical cock that she invited her to a [[orgy|pizza party]] at AC, where autism speaks.
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| She now spends most of her time drawing [[niggers]] and screaming at younger artists that are better than her.
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| You can find Spudfuzz parading her [[shit|art]] on various websites such as [http://www.livestream.com/spudfuzz Livestream] and [http://www.wysp.ws/spudfuzz/ Wysp.]
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| *{{facebook|Spudfuzz}}
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| *{{ytuser|Spudfuzz}}
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| *{{weasyl|~spudfuzz}}
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| *{{dauser|spudfuzz}}
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| *{{dauser|skitzoid99|Old furfag account}}
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| === Cloverlilly ===
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| [[File:dicks.gif|thumb|left|Hannah doing what she does best]]
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| Hannah, also known as {{dauser|cloverlilly}}, is a [[retarded|talented]] and [[aspie|established]] [[womyn|woman]] who owns the successful gossip blog {{tumblr|kawaii-history|Kawaii History}}.
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| After realizing all of the attention the other tartlets were getting for creating gossip blogs, Hannah did what most [[drama queen]]s do: start their own kingdom in honor of their god, [[troll|Haruhi Suzumiya]]. Hannah strived to be the most original, and using her [[autism|powers]] to turn water into wine, her eventual reblogging of fucking everything helped her to raise the dead.
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| Hannah's art consists of drawing [[whore|prostitots]] with the anatomy of a paralysed [[lolicon]]. When she isn't drawing, she's masturbating to [[Sythyx|Faggot]], hoping that her senpai will notice her. Her blog recently [[died|took a turn for the worse]] when everyone and their brother decided to make their own confession blog, and the maggots migrated elsewhere. Upset that no one gave a shit about hers, Hannah decided to turn to the ED forums and shitposted the most half-assed article ED has ever seen.
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| After releasing the link to KH, Hannah was extremely butthurt that not a single fuck was given about her half-assed attempt to be funny. Hannah was once again rejected by anyone who has a [[common sense|fucking brain]]. To compensate for this failure, she spends her days editing the article and searching the wayback machine in order to regurgitate [[shit no one cares about|irrelevant]] things that not even Jesus would remember, while shedding many tears with her transvestite boy toy Milana.
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| In the midst of all the [[shit|great art]] that she makes often at times Hannah will throw in one or two pieces of crudely drawn [[pony|pony]] art which her adoring [[brony|brony]] fantards will fap furiously to. Fortunately normal people try not to engage themselves with the brony faggot as that would inflate her [[autism|ego]] to unimaginable levels.
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| If you like art of car [[gore|crash victims]], then do I have a surprise for you!
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| *{{dauser|cloverlilly}}
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| *{{dauser|cheezcayke|Old DeviantART}}
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| *{{tumblr|cloverlilly}}
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| *{{tumblr|cinnacake|Old Tumblr}}
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| *{{twitter|KiichiPon}}
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| *[[File:Ask fm2.jpg|25px|link=http://ask.fm/kiichipon]]<span class="plainlinks"> [http://ask.fm/kiichipon '''Kiichipon''']
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| *[http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=4203597 Pixiv]
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| [[File:Gonefishing.png|thumb|alt=Puzzle globe logo|Hannah, being a butthurt [[liar|tattletale]].]]
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| After witnessing her article, Hannah proceeded to [[literally|shit bricks]] that her [[kawaii|kawaii]] identity had been discovered. Afraid of being portrayed as [[fucktarded|kowai]], Hannah, like the nigger she is, quickly ran to her blog, posting to KH to try to explain the reasons as to why she is mentally challenged. Not gaining enough [[no one cares|support]], the young weeaboo turned to the ED forums, hoping they would still accept her despite her obvious [[autism|loltism]].
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| [[File:Common sense.png|thumb|left|Common sense]][[File:Attention whore.gif|thumb|right|[[Shameless_self_promotion|Attention grabbing]].]]
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| Unfortunately for Hannah, no one likes a [[fact|retard]], and she was faced with [[reality|rejection]] once more. Hannah was sadly unable to contain her own amount of immense [[offended|ass throbbing devastation.]] Growing bored of the kawaii lifestyle, and not receiving the desired reaction from her senpai, [[sythyx|Faggot]], she vowed to [[abort|abandon]] the blog now that everyone knows what a complete [[cunt|pussy]] she is.
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| {{quote|I’ve been trying to work on improving my art instead of making ED articles about people I don’t like lol.| Hannah, being the hypocritical [[cow|cow]] that she is.}}
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| {{cg|Faggotry|Faggotrygallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| Image:true love.png|Hot autistic action!
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| Image:Retarded fish girl.png|God himself transcended from the heavens and on that day he said "Aw hell naw!"
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| Image:Hypocrisyp1.png|Aren't we being a little hypocritical there Milana?
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| Image:Butthurt11.png|[[Butthurt]] ranting
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">
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| Image:Hypocrire.png|Milana [[lie|can't start drama herself]], [http://milanamill.deviantart.com/journal/Little-bit-about-past-460491142| except] [http://milanamill.deviantart.com/journal/Clarifying-Riniuu-drama-edited-459618714#comments for] [http://milanamill.deviantart.com/journal/Rini-Deactivated-459414883#comments the] [http://milanamill.deviantart.com/journal/Rini-please-stop-stealing-459257652#comments drama] [http://milanamill.deviantart.com/journal/She-got-banned-437984529#comments that] [http://artist-gossips.tumblr.com/post/88096098020/i-already-posted-this-to-artsu-gossip-but-so-i#disqus_thread she] [http://artist-gossips.tumblr.com/post/88169664995/http-riniuu-deviantart-com-journal-tracer-wait-wh#disqus_thread did] [http://disqus.com/milana992/ start]
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| Image:W3RlpxK.png|Contradicting herself as usual
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| Image:Kpsmzhe.png|And again
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| Image:Rinidrama.png|Milana prior to the Riniuu drama.
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| <gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">
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| Image:Becauseyourblogisfailing.png|The pansexual [[feminist|shebeast]] in denial
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| Image:Uglyart.png|What would an ED article be without a dick picture?
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| Image:Niggerlady.jpg|Spudfuzz has an obsession with [[niggers]].
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| Image:Hypocrisyp2.png|Spudfuzz pretending that she's not a self-centered faggot.
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| Image:So ronery.png|Hannah's arbitrary [[stalker|fixation]] with [[sythyx|faggot]] is due to [[loner|having no friends]].
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| == See Also ==
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| *[[Sythyx]]
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| *[[Shemale]]
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| *[[Kawaii]]
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| *[[Finland]]
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| *[[Drama]]
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| *[[Internet sissy fight]]
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| == External Links ==
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| *{{dauser|milanamill}}
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| *[[File:Youtube-favicon.png|link=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC--DhTS4CI3RlS4OVA8TWsA]]<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC--DhTS4CI3RlS4OVA8TWsA '''Milana Mill''']
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| *{{facebook|Spudfuzz}}
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| *{{ytuser|Spudfuzz}}
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| *{{weasyl|spudfuzz}}
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| *{{dauser|spudfuzz}}
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| *{{dauser|cloverlilly}}
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| *{{tumblr|cloverlilly}}
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| *{{tumblr|kawaii-history}}
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| *{{twitter|KiichiPon}}
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| *[[File:Ask fm2.jpg|25px|link=http://ask.fm/kiichipon]]<span class="plainlinks"> [http://ask.fm/kiichipon '''Kiichipon''']
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| *[http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=4203597 Cloverlilly's Pixiv account]
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