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Clarence is a show on Cartoon Network that follows | Clarence is a show on Cartoon Network that follows some fat fuck and his friends doing stupid shit and fuck things up by doing a variety of things like [[niggers|sneaking]] around the zoo at night, [[Cosplay|reenacting Star Wars in a McDonalds Play Place]] or having a [[Orgy|slumber party]]. Of course, no show is without it's flaws as the character designs look like a stuck pencil up a [[Girlvinyl|hippo's]] ass and made it draw on a piece of paper, this would be the result.[[no|Surprisingly]], people don't like this show and wants someone to learn to [[Masturbation|keep their hands to themselves]]. | ||
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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
*[[Chris-chan|Clarence]] - | *[[Chris-chan|Clarence]] - The modern American child. He tends to fuck everything up and can't be trusted with the slightest task, also has the weirdest fucking voice for a child. | ||
*[[OCD|Jeff]] - | *[[OCD|Jeff]] - Clarence's friend, a "sophisticated" child who whines about everything Clarence does, resembles the default nigger character from [[Minecraft]] and his parents are supposedly [[lesbian]]. | ||
*[[ | *[[Insane|Sumo]] - Probably the most [[lulz|lulzy]] (not saying much) character as he's batshit insane and straight up attacks people, his family is [[white trash]] to the max. | ||
*[[Bitch|Belson]] - The only person who notices that Clarence is annoying | *[[Bitch|Belson]] - The only person who notices that Clarence is annoying. He often bullies Clarance but he's too retarded to notice that Belson is a douchewhacker. | ||
*[[Mom|Mary]] - Clarence's mother, she's only there because that fat fuck came out of her | *[[Mom|Mary]] - Clarence's mother, she's only there because that fat fuck came out of her gaping [[vagina]]. | ||
*[[16 year old girl|Amy]] - Tomboy that appeared in one episode, fans too busy writing fanfics about her to | *[[16 year old girl|Amy]] - Tomboy that appeared in one episode, but the fans love her so much that they'e now too busy writing fanfics about her to realize how fucking stupid this show is. | ||
==Skyler Page Fiasco== | ==Skyler Page Fiasco== | ||
On June 29th, 2014 Skyler Page | On June 29th, 2014, the creator, Skyler Page [[touch]]ed a lady in ways that he perhaps shouldn't have. As soon the [[feminists]] on [[Tumblr]] and [[Twitter]] got word of the event, they went batshit crazy over it, thus resulting in Skyler getting fired. Remember children, make a shitty cartoon and you will be accused for molestation. | ||
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Clarence is a show on Cartoon Network that follows some fat fuck and his friends doing stupid shit and fuck things up by doing a variety of things like sneaking around the zoo at night, reenacting Star Wars in a McDonalds Play Place or having a slumber party. Of course, no show is without it's flaws as the character designs look like a stuck pencil up a hippo's ass and made it draw on a piece of paper, this would be the result.Surprisingly, people don't like this show and wants someone to learn to keep their hands to themselves.
Characters
- Clarence - The modern American child. He tends to fuck everything up and can't be trusted with the slightest task, also has the weirdest fucking voice for a child.
- Jeff - Clarence's friend, a "sophisticated" child who whines about everything Clarence does, resembles the default nigger character from Minecraft and his parents are supposedly lesbian.
- Sumo - Probably the most lulzy (not saying much) character as he's batshit insane and straight up attacks people, his family is white trash to the max.
- Belson - The only person who notices that Clarence is annoying. He often bullies Clarance but he's too retarded to notice that Belson is a douchewhacker.
- Mary - Clarence's mother, she's only there because that fat fuck came out of her gaping vagina.
- Amy - Tomboy that appeared in one episode, but the fans love her so much that they'e now too busy writing fanfics about her to realize how fucking stupid this show is.
Skyler Page Fiasco
On June 29th, 2014, the creator, Skyler Page touched a lady in ways that he perhaps shouldn't have. As soon the feminists on Tumblr and Twitter got word of the event, they went batshit crazy over it, thus resulting in Skyler getting fired. Remember children, make a shitty cartoon and you will be accused for molestation.
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