Clarence

Flawless character design.

Clarence is (for now lol) a show on Cartoon Network that follows some fat fuck and his retarded-looking friends doing stupid shit and fucking things up by doing a variety of things like sneaking around the zoo at night, reenacting Star Wars in a McDonalds Play Place, or having a slumber party.

Of course, no show is without its flaws, as the characters look like someone shoved a pencil up a hippo's ass and made it squat down and draw on a piece of paper, thus resulting in their design. Surprisingly, some people out there don't like this show, and one particular co-worker working on a more popular show wants a certain someone to learn to keep their hands to themselves.

What's funny is that no one had even heard of this show until the above controversy occurred, and no one cared to check it out after the fact, either. The name "Clarence" is forever linked to a creator who made an advance on some chick for the lulz.

Characters

• Clarence - The typical modern American child. He tends to fuck everything up, is extremely obese and retarded, and can't be trusted with the slightest task. Also has the weirdest fucking voice for a child, which is provided by the mentally unstable creator of the show.

• Jeff - Clarence's friend, a "sophisticated" pseudo-intellectual suburbanite dickbag of a child who whines about everything, and resembles the obligatory default nigger character from Minecraft. Also, his parents are clearly [[lesbian], although the show can't outright admit it because it's supposed to be a kids show.

• Sumo - Probably the show's most lulzy character (sadly), as he's a piece of inbred midget backwash and an avid crystal meth user, hence his aged appearance and inability to express any sort of logic or rationality. He and his family are white trash to the max, a clear beckon to the majority of the show's audience.

• Belson - The only person who points out that Clarence is fucking annoying. He often bullies Clarance, who's apparently too dumb to notice that Belson is a douchewhacker and takes it from him like a bitch.

• Mary - Clarence's mother, who's only on the show because that fat fuck of a child came out of her gaping vagina. She's an embodiment of the typically lazy, slovenly Americunt woman.

• Amy - A tomboy that appeared in one episode. Her main fan base appears to be impressionable children, frumpy housewives, and lesbians. Clarence has a hard-on for her but neither one is sure who does the sticking and what hole to stick it in.

Skyler Page Fiasco

Touch me and my Twitter army will be fuck your shit up.

On June 29th, 2014, Skyler Page, the creator of this clusterfuck of a cartoon, was accused of touching a lady who works on Adventure Time (serves her right for working on a shittier show) in a number of ways that she wasn't okay with. Emily Partridge, the sandwich artist in question, decided to vent her frustrations regarding the situation on her personal Twitter account, first by sending out a series of strange, cryptic tweets, and then all out name-dropping Skyler and accusing him of being a boob-groping bastard.

As soon as the feminist cunts on Tumblr and Twitter got wind of the event, they went full retard to defend the protection of creativity for wimminz everywhere, thus resulting in Skyler being fired from Cartoon Network. The show is expected to continue for now, just without its creator's input. Remember kids, make a shitty cartoon and try to date co-workers and you too will be accused of molestation!

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Nothing says feminism as much as comfort

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She's asking for it

See Also

• Cartoon Network
• Adventure Time
• Anthropomorphic
• Feminazi

External Links

•  empartridge - protected by feminists

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