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[[Image:Moeller_pwnt.png|frame|left|300px|de opped, lol.]]
[[Image:Erik Moller Wants You.jpg|right|thumb|Erik Möller (moar liek [[Pedophile|Mölester]], [[amirite]]?) says only ''YOU'' can prevent violence by [http://violence.de/ sexualizing children].]]
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<div style="text-align:center; font-weight:bold; padding:0 5px 5px 5px;">♥Erik's views on pedophilia  have received significant support.♥</div>
<div style="font-size:small;">♥[http://www.boylinks.net/resources_childsexuality.html BoyLinks] wholeheartedly endorses.<br/>
♥[http://www.martijn.org/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1153678375 MARTIJN], the Dutch pro-pedophilia party, gives an [[A+]].<br/>
♥[http://wikiyouth.org/WikiYouth:About The Wiki Youth Movement], a stealth child-kidnapping operation started by [[Pedobear|Erik]].</div>
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'''[[Wikipedia:User:Eloquence|Erik Möller]]''' is the Deputy Director of the [[Wikimedia Foundation]], the parent organization behind [[Wikipedia]], [http://intelligentdesigns.net/blog/?p=86 tireless defender] of [[Jimbo]], and long-time player of "[[Secks|Hide der Sausage]] in [[Angela]]."[http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/hivemind.html#249][http://www.webcitation.org/5nLJ9GO6D] Ironically, he also personifies the Wikipedia's "[[web 2.0|cult of the amateur]]" as someone arrogant enough to insert his own bizarre personal views into [[article]]s and get away with it due to his position in the [[cabal|hierarchy]]. His equally fucked-up enemies have recently put the brakes on this by uncovering and publicizing his unhealthy opinions.
Although Wikipedia bows to [[NPOV]], Erik's views on child abuse, [[Lolita|child sexuality]], and [[pedophilia]] are nowhere near neutral, let alone normal. While enlightening [[the child in Africa]] about [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Child_sexuality&diff=prev&oldid=1434539 child sexuality], he also conveniently included such gems as "[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Human_sexual_behavior&diff=prev&oldid=1073774 it is generally acknowledged that children are capable of feeling sexual pleasure, even if they are not yet able to engage in sexual intercourse with each other, and/or are not yet biologically able to reproduce.]"
[[Image:Eloquenceloveswikis.jpg|thumb|Erik Möller, in true [[camwhore]] style, wants you to wonder [[vagina|exactly what is below the bottom of the frame]]?]]
Erik has left a long trail across the Internet of his status as a fellow traveler to pedophiles and as a freedom fighter against the tyranny of Age of Consent laws. The [http://images.google.com/images?client=safari&rls=en&q=Kinderspiele%20oder%20Kindesmi%C3%9Fbrauch%3F%20Das%20Foto%20aus%20Amendts%20%22Sex%20Buch%22%20ist%20zwanzig%20Jahre%20alt&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi Google Cache] of child pornography from [http://www.humanist.de/erik/taz/ex.html his website] only expired [[last Thursday]], no doubt after several frantic emails. In 2001, he wrote an essay on [[Kuro5hin]] called [http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2001/3/30/4410/84525/72#72 Defending the Right to Pleasure] elucidating his mainstream views:
{{squote|What is my position on pedophilia, then? It's really simple. If the child [[Asking for it|doesn't want it]], is neutral or ambiguous, it's inappropriate. This excludes most adult/child sexual contact...|Erik Möller}}
Unfortunately, some of Erik's most [http://pl.atyp.us/wordpress/?p=133 controversial brilliance] is no longer available online, perhaps the last round of [http://www.papascott.de/archives/2002/05/page/2/ public outcry] was getting a bit too close for comfort?
Coming on the heels of the [[Carolyn Doran]] debacle, where a simple background check would have have revealed that Wikimedia's COO was in fact a convicted felon, it is unsurprising to see that the Foundation never even bothered to [[Google]] Erik but you might wonder if they ever worried about his constant [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pedosmile pedosmile].
==The many Pedosmiles of Möller==
[[Image:Erik Moller convicted molester.jpg|right|thumb|Erik Moller is '''NOT''' Erik Möller but perhaps there is [http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/cac/erik-kristian-moller/view something universal about the name].]]
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Image:Erik Moller.jpg|Yes Virginia, Wikipedia &mdash;today's most used reference site&mdash; is managed by a guy that looks like a [[trap]].
Image:Erik moller is so friendly.jpg|Vill you Hansel my Gretel?
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==Links==
*[http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2001/3/30/4410/84525/72#72 Defending the Right to Pleasure]
*[http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=17902 Wikipedia Review thread]
*[http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/hivemind.html#249 Hive Mind] ([http://www.webcitation.org/5nLJ9GO6D Archive])
*[http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/05/08/erik-moller-wmf/ Cyde goes for the kill]
Valleywag series:
*[http://valleywag.com/372140/erik-mller-no-2-at-wikipedia-a-defender-of-pedophilia Erik Möller, No. 2 at Wikipedia, a defender of pedophilia]
*[http://valleywag.com/387735/wikipedia-leader-erik-mller-children-are-pornography Wikipedia leader Erik Möller: "Children are pornography"]
*[http://valleywag.com/389055/why-sue-gardner-hired-a-pedophilia-supporter-to-run-wikipedia Why Sue Gardner hired a pedophilia supporter to run Wikipedia]
*[http://valleywag.com/388503/wikipedias-porn+loving-no-2-and-his-abiding-concern-for-the-children Wikipedia's porn-loving No. 2 and his abiding concern for the children]
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[[Category:People|Möller, Erik]]
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