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David Kalac (aka Danger Dave) is a 90 lb weakling who had trouble strangling one of mother natures weakest creatures, a [[woman]]. After he did the deed, OP [delivered] when he posted pix. Although since he failed to become [[an hero]] as promised, the age-old maxim of "OP is faggot" stands true. Rather than [[buttsex|taking a like a man]] and going through with a [[white trash|common law divorce]], he that decided that anyone who would want to go so far as to want to do more look like and then wrapped an aux cable around her neck. Danger Dave freaked out and stared srcying emo bullshit all over the walls and then in a [[retarded|stroke of genius]] decided to leave his id next to the body. | David Kalac (aka Danger Dave) is a 90 lb weakling who had trouble strangling one of mother natures weakest creatures, a [[woman]]. After he did the deed, OP [delivered] when he posted pix. Although since he failed to become [[an hero]] as promised, the age-old maxim of "OP is faggot" stands true. Rather than [[buttsex|taking a like a man]] and going through with a [[white trash|common law divorce]], he that decided that anyone who would want to go so far as to want to do more look like and then wrapped an aux cable around her neck. Danger Dave freaked out and stared srcying emo bullshit all over the walls and then in a [[retarded|stroke of genius]] decided to leave his id next to the body. | ||
When OP posted pics (remember he was just anon at this point) nobody cared because /b/. Once it hit the news they realized that something crucial was happening and they all curled up next to their police scanners. | When OP posted pics (remember he was just anon at this point) nobody cared because /b/. Once it hit the news they realized that something crucial was happening and they all curled up next to their police scanners. | ||
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David Kalac (aka Danger Dave) is a 90 lb weakling who had trouble strangling one of mother natures weakest creatures, a woman. After he did the deed, OP [delivered] when he posted pix. Although since he failed to become an hero as promised, the age-old maxim of "OP is faggot" stands true. Rather than taking a like a man and going through with a common law divorce, he that decided that anyone who would want to go so far as to want to do more look like and then wrapped an aux cable around her neck. Danger Dave freaked out and stared srcying emo bullshit all over the walls and then in a stroke of genius decided to leave his id next to the body.
When OP posted pics (remember he was just anon at this point) nobody cared because /b/. Once it hit the news they realized that something crucial was happening and they all curled up next to their police scanners.