Jeremy Bernal

A furry I am not!

	“	Would you - outside of this interview - use the word "furry" to describe your own art? Furry, only in the sense of visual art, yes, though I would not describe myself as one who is a 'furry'. I like the art, and I believe I am good at drawing it, but a furry I am not.	„
	—Bernal in denial

Looks shopped to me...

Jeremy Bernal is an egotistical asshole and trace artist who spends his free time sucking money out of the pockets of gullible basement-dwelling furries with his over-protected website, SexyFur.

According to Sexyfur "all models are over 18", which is simple considering that he uses one model for EVERYTHING. That's right- every single abomination on that site is simply a trace of the same damned girl with a random animal head, some poorly-drawn muscles and some photoshop effects thrown on. Don't believe us? Check out the gallery. Apparently furries are too stupid to notice that every single picture is of the same girl(Actually you should already know that.).

Making it worse, every drawing is actually a trace of a digital photograph previously taken with poorly-done shading and some photoshop effects tossed on to try to hide it. Yes, furries are paying for flat-faced, badly-drawn tracings of a real girl who probably isn't all that hot anymore considering how long Sexyfur has been gobbling money up.

Catching on that Sexyfur is a total rippoff, Sibe, Shii, and Nathanr posted his pictures of Fine Furry Art for free, interrupting his supply of the furry equivalent of hookers and blow. But no, he was not content to just angst and whine like a normal furry when someone posted his poorly-drawn art without his permission! To protect his intellectual property, he issued DMCA notices to sites like WTFux, WTFur, 4chan, 7chan, and the The Russian LJ Abuse Conspiracy for posting his "copyrighted artwork".

Bernal BAWWed about not making money off his poorly-made smut, and tried to turn most of Furrydom against those who spread his art for free. A few retards jumped on the bandwagon and began riding furiously, but most people don't give a fuck as free porn is always better than porn you have to pay for, especially when the quality is as shitty as Bernal's art is. To this day the rest of the internet sees Bernal as a whiny blowhard who really needs to learn how to shop better, or at least stop tracing the same girl over and over again, marking it as "new weekly art".

The rebuttal gets rebutted

Become An hero and stop being sick furfags you sick fuck

Examples!

What the morons are paying for... About missing Pics

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  The model in question
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  Open Gallery for "art"

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  Dodge + lens flare
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  Totally not stolen from Appleseed...
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  Looking familiar yet?
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  How about now?

External links

• evilartnazi - Bernal's FA, filled with Randroid rants.
• Bernal's Myspace
• Interview with Bernal on CrushYiffDestroy
• [1][2] Two of the DMCA notices Bernal has filed, both filed because of a single image
• The WikiFur page for Bernal
• Bernal turns down an artist furfaggier than him...

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