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==The Great Christmas DDoS== | ==The Great Christmas DDoS== | ||
[[File:kimsaveslizard.jpg|thumb|right|200 px|Kim Dotcom saves children (and his personal gayming)]] | [[File:kimsaveslizard.jpg|thumb|right|200 px|Kim Dotcom saves children (and his personal gayming)]] | ||
Lizard Squad publicly said that they would DDoS Play Station Network and Xbox Live servers on Christmas Day, this led to a massive ammount of pre-DDoS drama when fags tried to stop them from doing so, all this resulted in: | Lizard Squad publicly said that they would DDoS Play Station Network and Xbox Live servers on Christmas Day, this led to a massive ammount of pre-DDoS drama when fags tried to stop them from doing so, all this resulted in: | ||
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{{rainbow|ATTACKS SPONSORED BY MEANTXLAWYER!!!!!}} | {{rainbow|ATTACKS SPONSORED BY MEANTXLAWYER!!!!!}} | ||
==North Korea cyberattack== | ==North Korea cyberattack== | ||
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==Lizard Stresser== | ==Lizard Stresser== | ||
[[File:lizardstresser.jpg|thumb|right|180 px|Lizard Stresser click and hack layout]] | [[File:lizardstresser.jpg|thumb|right|180 px|Lizard Stresser click and hack layout]] | ||
After the success of LS DDoS against [[PlayStation|PSN]] and [[xbox|XBL]], they decided to give paid access to their ultimate script kid stressing tool, which allows you to hax the gibson with a few clicks and some [[shekels]]. Lizard Squad claims that with its tool you can launch DDoS attacks of 30 Terabytes/second which is as [[fake|legit]] as Nicky Minaj boobs, the numbers claimed by Lizard Squad pawn and shit on top of [https://blog.cloudflare.com/the-ddos-that-almost-broke-the-internet/ anything] [http://rt.com/news/biggest-ddos-us-cloudflare-557/ done] [https://blog.cloudflare.com/technical-details-behind-a-400gbps-ntp-amplification-ddos-attack/ before]. You cant use a VPN to register on Lizard Stresser site, you know, [[Sabu|hackers]] like to know who their partners and clients are. | After the success of LS DDoS against [[PlayStation|PSN]] and [[xbox|XBL]], they decided to give paid access to their ultimate script kid stressing tool, which allows you to hax the gibson with a few clicks and some [[shekels]]. Lizard Squad claims that with its tool you can launch DDoS attacks of 30 Terabytes/second which is as [[fake|legit]] as Nicky Minaj boobs, the numbers claimed by Lizard Squad pawn and shit on top of [https://blog.cloudflare.com/the-ddos-that-almost-broke-the-internet/ anything] [http://rt.com/news/biggest-ddos-us-cloudflare-557/ done] [https://blog.cloudflare.com/technical-details-behind-a-400gbps-ntp-amplification-ddos-attack/ before]. You cant use a VPN to register on Lizard Stresser site, you know, [[Sabu|hackers]] like to know who their partners and clients are. | ||
The tool will be used by skids and gaymers all around the world to beat on kiddie oponents, and maybe by the media to [[ddos]] other media and then get shekels from new visits. | The tool will be used by skids and gaymers all around the world to beat on kiddie oponents, and maybe by the media to [[ddos]] other media and then get shekels from new visits. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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*[[Sandworm]]: This is an example of what advanced [[fucking|hacking]] is. | *[[Sandworm]]: This is an example of what advanced [[fucking|hacking]] is. | ||
*[[DDoS]] | *[[DDoS]] | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*{{twitter|LizardMafia}}: Their official twitter account | *{{twitter|LizardMafia}}: Their official twitter account | ||
*[http://lizardpatrol.com/ Lizard Squad website (Dead?)] | *[http://lizardpatrol.com/ Lizard Squad website (Dead?)] | ||
*[https://www.lizardstresser.su Lizard stresser site] | *[https://www.lizardstresser.su Lizard stresser site] | ||
*[http://venturebeat.com/2014/12/30/lizard-squad-launches-ddos-tool-that-lets-anyone-take-down-online-services-starting-at-5-99-per-month/ Venturebeat report about Lizard Stresser] | *[http://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2014/12/26/how-kim-dotcom-saved-christmas-from-the-lizard-squad/ Forbes report about: how Kim Dotcom saved Christmas from the Lizard Squad] | ||
*[http://www.businessinsider.com/hacker-gang-lizard-squad-is-now-selling-ddos-attacks-as-a-service-2014-12 Business Insider report about Lizard Stresser] | *[https://digg.com/video/live-tv-interview-with-one-of-the-members-of-lizard-squad Digg interview video with Ryan] | ||
*[http://www.tomsguide.com/us/lizard-squad-christmas-hacker-arrested,news-20078.html Tomsguide report about: Vinnie Omari arrested] | |||
*[https://twitter.com/briankrebs/status/550330632405274624 Brian Krebs laughts at Vinnie Omari] | |||
*[http://venturebeat.com/2014/12/30/lizard-squad-launches-ddos-tool-that-lets-anyone-take-down-online-services-starting-at-5-99-per-month/ Venturebeat report about: Lizard Stresser] | |||
*[http://www.businessinsider.com/hacker-gang-lizard-squad-is-now-selling-ddos-attacks-as-a-service-2014-12 Business Insider report about: Lizard Stresser] | |||
Revision as of 20:45, 1 January 2015
The Lizard Squad is a group of young skids that still live with their parents and will most likely die alone in Guantanamo due to AIDS and arrests. They got fame for ruining gayming servers during the second period of 2014, for tweeting a false terrorist act on a plane and specially for shutting down PSN and Xbox Live gaming networks on Christmas.
Gayming ruining
Bomb threats
Finest Squad
The Great Christmas DDoS
Lizard Squad publicly said that they would DDoS Play Station Network and Xbox Live servers on Christmas Day, this led to a massive ammount of pre-DDoS drama when fags tried to stop them from doing so, all this resulted in:
- A bunch of skids trying to dox them without success
- Cows being able to talk to humans
- Many fake twitter accounts created by fanboys, faggots or scammers
- 2 Lizard Squad official twitter accounts rekt:
LizardSquad and LizardPatrol - Many fake media reports of arrested members from Lizard Squad
After laughing at the n00bs, Lizard Squad proceeded to start its DDoS attack on PSN and Xbox Live on the early morning of Christmas Day as promised, the targets of the attack were the load balancers of the networks, once they fell, both whole networks were unable to give any kind of service, the attack lasted for nearly 20 hours. The anger of the kids and gamers can be read on #LizardSquad or on any other social network or forum, Lizard Squad received more insults and death threats from teens in 1 hour than nachash and PinkMeth owner from Jason Van Douche in half a year, which is quite a success.
You, fat gamergater or autistic gaymer should thank Lizard Squad for helping you to abandon your xXx quickscoper console and go to the outside and do some sport during those 20 hours.
On Christmas Days night, Kim Dotcom after being butthurt because he couldnt play his games, decided to shill at planetarian scales his privacy-strong honeypot service: MEGA, by promising to give to the LS 300 premium MEGA accounts if they stopped the attack on both gaming networks. In less than an hour, LS had the vouchers for the accounts and stopped the attack as accorded with Kim through private messaging. God bless Kim Dotcom for saving kids from malicious attackers.
After the attack there were many media reports about it and even some interviews with 2 alleged members from Lizard squad: Vinnie something and Ryan Cleary, the members gave details about the reason of why they did (the same bullshit Lulzsec used to say) it and other technical information of the attack like for example, that Microshit servers had an extremely poor security. Lizard Squad publicly said that MeanTxLawyer was sponsoring the attack on XBL and PSN, this led to another massive rage against the most loved lawyer in Texas and a great ammount of public death threats from the lawyer.
North Korea cyberattack
Fail Sybyl attack on Tor network
Lizard Stresser
After the success of LS DDoS against PSN and XBL, they decided to give paid access to their ultimate script kid stressing tool, which allows you to hax the gibson with a few clicks and some shekels. Lizard Squad claims that with its tool you can launch DDoS attacks of 30 Terabytes/second which is as legit as Nicky Minaj boobs, the numbers claimed by Lizard Squad pawn and shit on top of anything done before. You cant use a VPN to register on Lizard Stresser site, you know, hackers like to know who their partners and clients are.
The tool will be used by skids and gaymers all around the world to beat on kiddie oponents, and maybe by the media to ddos other media and then get shekels from new visits.
See Also
- Lulzsec: Lizard Squad alike hacker group
- Cult of the Dead Cow: Old 90s hacking team
- Sandworm: This is an example of what advanced hacking is.
- DDoS
External Links
- LizardMafia: Their official twitter account
- Lizard Squad website (Dead?)
- Lizard stresser site
- Forbes report about: how Kim Dotcom saved Christmas from the Lizard Squad
- Digg interview video with Ryan
- Tomsguide report about: Vinnie Omari arrested
- Brian Krebs laughts at Vinnie Omari
- Venturebeat report about: Lizard Stresser
- Business Insider report about: Lizard Stresser