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On December 13, 1789, 26 people would be killed and 41 others injured after an epic mass attack ever seen by the stinky snail-sucking, baguette eating people of the then '''Kingdom of France'''. | On December 13, 1789, 26 people would be killed and 41 others injured after an epic mass attack ever seen by the stinky snail-sucking, baguette eating people of the then '''Kingdom of France'''. | ||
== The attack == | == The attack == | ||
Our main player, 39-year-old '''Louis Michel Rieul Billon''' ( | Our main player, 39-year-old '''Louis Michel Rieul Billon''', also known as Louis Michel Rieul-Billon (nicknamed Watchmaker Billon), famous locally in the city of [[Senile|Senils]] for being a watchmaker and extremely charming, but this fame didn't last much, after a money affair that went wrong, everyone turned on him, causing him to feel injustice after the arquebusier commander and closest friend kicked him out of the company, and so, he fought of an idea, louis [[Stephen Paddock|started stockpiling a shit-ton of weapons]] for his revenge plan. | ||
On the eventual day, a parade of arquebusiers were passing by, when, louis, from his house, opened fire on the parade, killing the commander, the main fucker who voted to kick him off the watchmaking company he was working in, obviously, he was spotted immediately, and hid in his home and continued shooting some more people before barricading inside, but later the guards rushed inside, trying to end this madness, but they then realized something... a box of powder in the house, you thought this revenge plan was going to be your typical mass shooting that ends with suicide? oh no, our louis boy was packing, of course, that powder wasn't for decoration, he wanted to end the show by [[Damn|blowing his house up like a Micheal Bay movie]], [[Epic Win|the blast affected 66 other random houses]]. | On the eventual day, a parade of arquebusiers were passing by, when, louis, from his house, opened fire on the parade, killing the commander, the main fucker who voted to kick him off the watchmaking company he was working in, obviously, he was spotted immediately, and hid in his home and continued shooting some more people before barricading inside, but later the guards rushed inside, trying to end this madness, but they then realized something... a box of powder in the house, you thought this revenge plan was going to be your typical mass shooting that ends with suicide? oh no, our louis boy was packing, of course, that powder wasn't for decoration, he wanted to end the show by [[Damn|blowing his house up like a Micheal Bay movie]], [[Epic Win|the blast affected 66 other random houses]]. | ||
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 Painting depicting the attack.
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| Louis Michel Rieul Billon | |
| Born | September 7, 1750 |
| Died | December 13, 1789 (Aged 39) |
| Nationality | Français 
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| Highscore | 26 Killed, 41 Injured |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | FPS, Bomberman, Singleplayer |
| An hero? | No, lynched by mob. |
On December 13, 1789, 26 people would be killed and 41 others injured after an epic mass attack ever seen by the stinky snail-sucking, baguette eating people of the then Kingdom of France.
The attack
Our main player, 39-year-old Louis Michel Rieul Billon, also known as Louis Michel Rieul-Billon (nicknamed Watchmaker Billon), famous locally in the city of Senils for being a watchmaker and extremely charming, but this fame didn't last much, after a money affair that went wrong, everyone turned on him, causing him to feel injustice after the arquebusier commander and closest friend kicked him out of the company, and so, he fought of an idea, louis started stockpiling a shit-ton of weapons for his revenge plan.
On the eventual day, a parade of arquebusiers were passing by, when, louis, from his house, opened fire on the parade, killing the commander, the main fucker who voted to kick him off the watchmaking company he was working in, obviously, he was spotted immediately, and hid in his home and continued shooting some more people before barricading inside, but later the guards rushed inside, trying to end this madness, but they then realized something... a box of powder in the house, you thought this revenge plan was going to be your typical mass shooting that ends with suicide? oh no, our louis boy was packing, of course, that powder wasn't for decoration, he wanted to end the show by blowing his house up like a Micheal Bay movie, the blast affected 66 other random houses.
Shortly after this master move, he was arrested but was brutally beated to death by an angry mob before he could be imprisoned and be eternally raped by the french version of bubba.
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Graded score
| Kill count: | 26/20 ' |
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| Accuracy: | 12/20 Could've got a much higher score. |
| Style: | 24/20 Pretty original for the time. |
| Butthurt: | 3/20 Was sadly buried down by the French Revolution. |
| Bonus: | 20/20 ' |
Wanted Level:
National Guard
See also
- France - Where shit went down.
External links
- Giuseppe Marco Fieschi - Senils attack: the sequel (funnily enough, he was born on the 1st anniversary of the event, lol.)
- Frenchie wikipedia article about it
- Frencie blog about it