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[[File: | [[File:DonaldTrump-HomeAlone2.jpg|right|thumb|251px|Picture of Donald J. Trump, who is an average human being, helping out a perfectly normal human child.]] | ||
'''Donald John Trump''' is a [[You're A Fucking White Male|white American male]] and the 45th and 47th President of the [[United States]]. He was born on June 14th, 1946, and has an estimated net worth of $5.5 billion. He is married to Melania Trump, and his children include Donald Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, and Barron. He also appeared in the movie ''Home Alone 2'' as a friendly but otherwise average human being. | |||
This is about as neutral and unbiased as we can get about him. If you want to read a completely biased and absolutely one-sided article about Trump, check out these articles: | |||
[[ | * '''[[The Donald]]''' — for all the [[white nationalist]] [[Kekistan]]i [[alt-right]] [[racist]]s who voted for Trump and are therefore the reason why the US has turned into Nazi Germany 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]. | ||
* '''[[Donald Drumpf]]''' — for all the [[white guilt]]-filled [[nu-male]] [[soyboy]]s living in [[San Francisco]] who can't understand why their screaming at the sky for hours every day didn't change anything. | |||
If neither of these articles suit your needs... then | |||
[[Where do you think we are?|what are you doing here]]? | |||
==Related Articles== | |||
* [[Hillary Clinton]] | |||
* [[Joe Biden]] | |||
* [[Kamala Harris (prostitute)|Kamala Harris]] | |||
* [[Thedonald.win]] | |||
==External Links== | |||
* {{twitter|realDonaldTrump}} — His personal Twitter account | |||
* {{twitter|POTUS45}} — His official Presidential Twitter account | |||
* {{facebook|DonaldTrump}} — His personal Facebook account | |||
* {{facebook|POTUS45}} — His official Facebook account | |||
* {{instagram|realdonaldtrump}} — His Instagram page | |||
* {{yt|c|UCAql2DyGU2un1Ei2nMYsqOA|Donald J Trump}} — His YouTube account | |||
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<option>it is the best disambiguation page ever, no other disambiguation page is better than this.</option> | |||
<option>you're fired.</option> | |||
<option>we're building a disambiguation page, and Uncyclopedia will pay for it.</option> | |||
<option>grab 'em by the disambiguation page!</option> | |||
</choose></div> | |||
[[Category:Disambiguation]] | |||
[[Category:TV and Movies]] | |||
[[Category:America]] | |||
Latest revision as of 04:27, 9 November 2024
Donald John Trump is a white American male and the 45th and 47th President of the United States. He was born on June 14th, 1946, and has an estimated net worth of $5.5 billion. He is married to Melania Trump, and his children include Donald Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, and Barron. He also appeared in the movie Home Alone 2 as a friendly but otherwise average human being.
This is about as neutral and unbiased as we can get about him. If you want to read a completely biased and absolutely one-sided article about Trump, check out these articles:
- The Donald — for all the white nationalist Kekistani alt-right racists who voted for Trump and are therefore the reason why the US has turned into Nazi Germany 2: Electric Boogaloo.
- Donald Drumpf — for all the white guilt-filled nu-male soyboys living in San Francisco who can't understand why their screaming at the sky for hours every day didn't change anything.
If neither of these articles suit your needs... then what are you doing here?
Related Articles
External Links
realDonaldTrump — His personal Twitter account- POTUS45 — His official Presidential Twitter account
DonaldTrump — His personal Facebook account- POTUS45 — His official Facebook account
realdonaldtrump — His Instagram page
Donald J Trump — His YouTube account
This is a disambiguation page — grab 'em by the disambiguation page!