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'''World Naked Bike Ride''' is | The '''World Naked Bike Ride''' is a semi-annual [[faggot|nudist]] frenzy found across the globe, where certain unclothed individuals cycle through streets while advertising their disproportionate bodies. You and your family members are flashed, whether you choose to or not, with the sight of [[obese]] and [[anorexic]] men and women's [[body|flesh]] — as their genitals are presented to us in the form of a flapping, dancing package bashed like a pendulum onto their faux leather seats. Once seen, it is typical that one will [[bleach]], [[Pain Series#OH GOD MY EYES|gouge]] and [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|burn]] both your eyes to the socket in an effort to wipe the imagery of those dangling breasts and miserable [[micropenises]] from your poor [[you|pre-adolescent]] mind. Similar to the Folsom fair, these [[sick fucks]] decide to take up your road space WHILST jerking off, in an already traffic jammed day. | ||
== HOW TO DEAL WITH NAKED CYCLISTS == | == HOW TO DEAL WITH NAKED CYCLISTS == | ||
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*[[Secks]] | *[[Secks]] | ||
*[[IPN|I Post Naked]] | |||
*[[Bike]] | *[[Bike]] | ||
{{Sex}} | {{Sex}} | ||
{{BNA}} | {{BNA}} | ||
Revision as of 22:09, 29 October 2024
The World Naked Bike Ride is a semi-annual nudist frenzy found across the globe, where certain unclothed individuals cycle through streets while advertising their disproportionate bodies. You and your family members are flashed, whether you choose to or not, with the sight of obese and anorexic men and women's flesh — as their genitals are presented to us in the form of a flapping, dancing package bashed like a pendulum onto their faux leather seats. Once seen, it is typical that one will bleach, gouge and burn both your eyes to the socket in an effort to wipe the imagery of those dangling breasts and miserable micropenises from your poor pre-adolescent mind. Similar to the Folsom fair, these sick fucks decide to take up your road space WHILST jerking off, in an already traffic jammed day.
HOW TO DEAL WITH NAKED CYCLISTS
- get inspired by James Alex Fields
- Buy a Dodge Challenger
- Find the swarm of them
- bulldoze them
- reverse
- GTFO of there
- PROFIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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