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When Debbie hit her teenage years she realized that she wasn’t getting enough attention from all the doting people around her and must become an actress so that all eyes should be on her. Unfortunately her doting parents agreed and we have masterpieces from her early career like ‘Jane is a zombie’ and ‘Sweatshop girl.’
When Debbie hit her teenage years she realized that she wasn’t getting enough attention from all the doting people around her and must become an actress so that all eyes should be on her. Unfortunately her doting parents agreed and we have [[lie|masterpieces]] from her early career like ‘Jane is a zombie’ and ‘Sweatshop girl.’
But it wasn’t until 2005 until Debbie got her big break as a girl who sleeps. That’s it. That’s literally it, it’s the title of the film. The director revealed that on set he forced her to sleep for real, the first sleep simp to jerk off to her sleeping but certainly not the last.
But it wasn’t until 2005 until Debbie got her big break as a girl who sleeps. That’s it. That’s literally it, it’s the title of the film. The director revealed that on set he forced her to sleep for real, the first sleep simp to jerk off to her sleeping but certainly not the last.
[[File:the girl who sleeps movie poster.jpg|left|thumb| I swear to God Carey Mulligan was the only goddamn good thing in this movie!]]
[[File:the girl who sleeps movie poster.jpg|left|thumb| I swear to God Carey Mulligan was the only goddamn good thing in this movie!]]

Revision as of 11:00, 1 April 2023

Debbie Guerrero is a bald, annoying, unfunny, acne scarred, sand nigger, pick-me slut notable for pandering to fedora wearing men’s rights activists to gain attention, flashing her tits in public and being a second rate actress. Naturally her slutty, childlike appearance gives smelly pedos raging hard-ons, which has made her a popular figure among these sad people. Her most notable role so far has been as a girl who naps a lot in the car (that’s it.. literally her entire character), a dyke, a furry giantess and an SJW police officer. She manages to appease both kiddy fiddlers and MRAs although what’s the difference.

Her most nota le role ‘The Girl Who Sleeps’ is infamous for inexplicably spawning a fandom full of slavering pedos and neckbeards who enthusiastically jack off to sleeping minors.

Being the revolting attention whore that she is, Debbie enjoys being lusted after by horny losers, spamming them with videos of her sleeping, basically making her the sex symbol of somnophilia.

If anyone says anything bad about Debbie she will summon an army of white knight MRAs that jizz their pants at the idea of a cute slutty girl who hates feminism to attack them, even if she is as smart as a bucket of paint.

What Debbie considers peak comedy

The beginnings of a Berber whore

Unsurprisingly this worthless slut’s life began in a broken family. Born in England to two Moroccan berbs, Amir and Samaara Kassab, her parents clearly couldn’t stand each others presence so they seperated when Debbie and her older sister and twin sister were kids. They argued a lot on whether to raise them muslim or not. So eventually they compromised with letting them decide but also celebrating their respective Kravs. Not long after the divorce Amir met and wed a white woman who also had a kid no doubt sending his muslim parents into an early grave. From her father's second marriage she gained a stepsister and a half sister, two more people condemed to spend a childhood living with the pretentious twat.

Once Debbie hit puberty her face began to erupt into a festering mountain pustules, the scars of which she still bears today. Despite her hideous appearance, boys and girls (she's bisexual) would line up at school to fuck her, something she vehemently denies to this day.

In the early 2000s she had a shitty deviantart page showcasing her terrible crochet and sewing projects with the occasional awful journal entry. Around 2004 or so she switched to a google blog to vent her terrible thoughts and feelings. From these terrible dA journal entries and blog posts we learn more about this cunt. Like how she thought giving up gluten would help her weight gain and acne (look how that turned out lmao). We also learn that she kept a pet tarantula and called it Princess Leia despite it being male (foreshadowing people calling her a tranny) and would put a pink bow on its head, put it on her shoulder when she walked the dog and other deranged things.

Acting career

When Debbie hit her teenage years she realized that she wasn’t getting enough attention from all the doting people around her and must become an actress so that all eyes should be on her. Unfortunately her doting parents agreed and we have masterpieces from her early career like ‘Jane is a zombie’ and ‘Sweatshop girl.’ But it wasn’t until 2005 until Debbie got her big break as a girl who sleeps. That’s it. That’s literally it, it’s the title of the film. The director revealed that on set he forced her to sleep for real, the first sleep simp to jerk off to her sleeping but certainly not the last.

I swear to God Carey Mulligan was the only goddamn good thing in this movie!

Debbie revealed later that she almost drowned to death on the set of the movie but unfortunately Ahmed Zaki and her stepmother Helen rescued her.

Meeting Jesse

If you thought being a whore sand nigger was pathetic enough, Jesse Guerrero is a ginger spic. But wait there’s more! He was also a child sex abuse victim by his own Mom no less and his best friend self deleted in front of him. Jeez can this guy’s life get any worse? Oh yeah he’s legally bound to this cunt. Our thoughts and prayers go out to this poor man. Back in 2008 Debbie decided to go to the cinema to watch the movie Bone and Steel. She fingered herself in the cinema whilst watching Jesse’s naked body playing hot nerd Jordan Berkowitz and squirted so hard she passed out from dehydration. Then she realized that she had to meet this loser and have his babies immediately so she called her agent to get them to be in a movie together. Meanwhile Jesse fucked a nigger dyke and after experiencing mind numbingly terrible sex the gross lesbo realized she was gay. And from the awful encounter she got pregnant. For some reason being a short, ginger father-to-be wasn’t a deal breaker for this berb. And being a balding, acne scarred, attention seeking, perverted skank wasn’t a deal breaker for him. So now she has to a share a baby daddy with a nigger dyke. Lucky her.

Ugh

Hair loss

If you think Debbie is so hot just wait till you find out the truth about her hair. She’s balding! That's right not only is this hoe acne scarred but she's also balding. She claims that it has gotten better over the years through various supplements she recommends that she's totally not getting a kick-back from.


Debbie in five years probably

Baiting sleep fetishists.

It seems Debbie may be narcoleptic or at least a hypersomniac as she falls asleep all the time, especially at the worst of times. Often she films herself, occasionally does livestreams under the guise of ‘wholesomeness’. In reality I think we can presume it’s to bait the many sleep fetishes who flock to watch her snooze. I mean come on she literally titles her videos ‘sleep with me!’ Somnophiliacs adore this bitch.

Somnophiliac's wet dream

She often sleeps barefoot, appeasing two fetishes. 🤢

Other venutres

Debbie has a youtube channel where she posts hilarious skits and what could be classed as music but really sounds more like nails on a chalkboard only much less tolerable. She also posts vlogs, tutorials and reviews of shitty products so in short incredibly boring shit.


Philanthropy

In addition to being a foundry of god awful acting and a sex symbol for horny losers, She's also a bit of a philanthropist and given stuff to men’s rights charities. But only to fuel the droolies.

Debbie constantly likes to remind us that she has a much prettier and more talented stepsister. It must be hard living in the shadow of someone who’s much better than you in every way so Debbie goes attention whoring wherever she can to gain the level of admiration Margot has achieved.

MRA mascot

Debbie realized she wasn’t getting enough attention elsewhere so she decided to cocktease the neckbeards on R/mensrights. She pretended to care about their agenda and wasn’t just to get them to worship her as some kind of ally goddess.

Debbie defends incels and autismfags
Debbie Guerrero isn’t a tradcon y’all she’s a strong independent female!

Type of shit drooling simps write about Debbie Guerrero on r/mensrights.

Gross stuff neckbeards have said about her

Sex pervert

Suuure you weren't a virgin til you met Jesse

After claiming her pervy husband didn’t have his hands all over her ass in public on their honeymoon she soon got exposed (no pun intended). People found an image taken by Jesse of her flashing her tits in a restaurant in 2009 and her bragging about it on her pathetic blog.

Jesse gettin' a handful o' those cakes

She also had Jesse spank her during the MTV awards on live television, her excuse being ‘oh but we were both so drunk teehee!’

Whore gets her comeuppance

Karma’s a bitch! Debbie should have realized that if you flaunt your body around, flash your tits and let your husband slap your ass in public people will assume you are a whore and treat you like such. When she and her husband took a nap on a bus some dude whipped out his cock and started jerking off whilst touching her boob. The dozing couple awoke and being the simp he is Jesse slammed the dude down and started comforting his skank wife. And surprise surprise Debbie used it as an excuse for the MRAs to worship her even more.

In 2015 some legend leaked the nudes of these freaks. You'd think that the attention whore would be pleased at all the attention drawn to her naked body but this time she was incredibly triggered.

Total trad wife

Debbie fetishizes the idea of being the perfect little wifey to her husband. She wants to do it all. Cooking, cleaning, laundry, crocheting, sewing, embroidery, and of course still have the energy to raw dog her man silly every night. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing she just think that the sun shines out of her hairless bleached asshole for doing something that all women are supposed to do. You're not special, hon!

Debbie's wet dream


Nearly stabbed to death for MRA simping

This is what you get for pissing off a feminazi. Luckily for her the little crotch goblin inside ner survived. Whilst being carted off in the ambulance Debbie was heard howling ‘whyyyy, whyyy would anyone do this to me? I didn’t do anything to anyone.’ Oh, sweetie. Are you sure about that?

1. You say children should not be exposed to pornography yet you flash in public, likely around little kids and had your husband spank your ass on live TV with tons of kids watching no doubt.

2. You flirt with MRAs just for attention despite being married.

3.You say shaming is wrong yet you virgin shamed a guy on TV.

4. You’re incredibly vain, seriously with no hair extensions and makeup you’d be a six.

5. You post sleep porn on your YouTube channel again for attention.

6. You’re into BDSM.

Possible femboy

Some astute people online noticed that Debbie maybe not all that she seems. That’s to say not all that he seems. A person on lolcow.farm revealed that Debbie may be a secret tranny with a lab grown uterus and ovaries implanted to have children. I don’t know if that’s true but she certainly looks very masculine so it’s not hard to see why they believe that. Here's some fanart from tranny lovers who are actually turned on by the idea of her being a trap.

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During court

Debbie had to face her evil mother in law in court in 2019 when she was nine months pregnant. Although Lassie Hallenberg is a child raping piece of shit her lawyer is fucking based! Here's a transcript of what was said:

Angelique Simons: Mrs. Guerrero that man over there is your husband, correct?

Debbie Guerrero: Yes.

AS: And he's the father of your child?

DG: Yes?

AS: Are you sure?

DG: What are you implying? That I'm unfaithful.

AS: You're a very attractive woman Mrs. Guerrero. Any man would to be with you. Or any woman.

DG: (Angry) Just because everyone wants to fuck me doesn't mean I want to fuck them!

Judge: Ms. Simons how is this relevant?

AS: Mrs. Guerrero is a whore and no better than her mother in law.

Becoming a MILF and milk whoring

Now Debbie has another audience of fetishists; milf lovers. Guys who worship her gross saggy milk bags, one of which even lied to get her breast milk. She claims she’s not giving it out to milk fetishes but then she also claimed she never flashed. The Guerreros have just ruined two more lives. They have revealed that they have adopted two children. God help the little bastards now being a part of the batshit crazy Guerrero clan with annoying whore mother and a lame ginger dad.

COVID

Anything I can for attention ahem I mean to help?

Fortunately this bitch suffered more when the old ‘rona made its way into her lungs and had to be put into a medically induced coma. No doubt she probably had simps working in the hospital who got a boner at changing her shit bag when she was comatosed.

Yees! Suffer you slag

Under the radar

Lately it seems The Guerreros have gone under the radar. Probably out of embarrassment for their god awful past. Maybe 2020 wasn't such so bad overall.

List of guys who simp for Debbie Guerrero

1. The Naked Ape

2. Jesse Guerrero

3. Pedos

4. MRAs

5. Hard rock Nick

6. Bus pervert

7. Ben Shapiro

8. Elliot Rodger

9. Milf lovers

10. Giantess fetishists

11. Bald head fetishists

12. Sleep fetishists

13. Tranny chasers.