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Recently, however, Rozzlyn has decided that being goth is | Recently, however, Rozzlyn has decided that being goth is win, so she's become a [[faggot]] named Ruadhán J McElroy instead. [[Oh ok]]. Oh, no, wait, we mean a [[FTM]] [[creationist]] [[pagan]] called 'Agapios Eromenos', which apparently means 'Please someone find me sexy again.' In reality, she is a [[fat]] [[slut]] who once contracted gonorrhea while starring in obese naughty nurse [[porn]]. | ||
Rozzlyn has gone through several LJ names: boirozzlyn, youngsoulrebel, agapioseromenos, and several others that were short term decisions. | Rozzlyn has gone through several LJ names: boirozzlyn, youngsoulrebel, agapioseromenos, and several others that were short term decisions. | ||
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Likes: The Who, Rozz Williams, meat, Danielle Dax, men, [[cock]], Rozz Wiliams' cock, deathrock, menstrual blood painting, Nina Hagen, Jessica Simpson, Rozz Williams, Poppy Z Brite, things that look like penises, writing poorly. | Likes: The Who, Rozz Williams, meat, Danielle Dax, men, [[cock]], Rozz Wiliams' cock, deathrock, menstrual blood painting, Nina Hagen, Jessica Simpson, Rozz Williams, Poppy Z Brite, things that look like penises, writing poorly. | ||
Dislikes: Michelle Russo, [[vegan | Dislikes: Michelle Russo, [[vegan]]s, PETA, [[emo]] kids, [[Nickolaus|Nicky]], women, J-rock, hair metal, Nina Hagen, Lip Service, circumcision, [[Anne Rice]] | ||
==Rozzlyn in Action== | ==Rozzlyn in Action== |
Revision as of 15:04, 25 August 2024
The LJ user formerly known as Boirozzlyn is a goth, camwhore and internet celebrity in her mid-twenties. Despite not being much of a beauty, Rozzlyn has an ego the size of the US deficit - which she's not helping, either. She is living proof that narcissists need not be physically attractive.
Despite of all these credentials, Rozzlyn is most noteworthy for her ongoing feud with Michelle Russo. Many lolz are guaranteed when one encounters the other.
Recently, however, Rozzlyn has decided that being goth is win, so she's become a faggot named Ruadhán J McElroy instead. Oh ok. Oh, no, wait, we mean a FTM creationist pagan called 'Agapios Eromenos', which apparently means 'Please someone find me sexy again.' In reality, she is a fat slut who once contracted gonorrhea while starring in obese naughty nurse porn.
Rozzlyn has gone through several LJ names: boirozzlyn, youngsoulrebel, agapioseromenos, and several others that were short term decisions.
Rozzlyn has largely withdrawn from goth and music feuds to complain within pagan communities about people not being intellectual enough to believe in the Greek Gods and their creation. She earned her GED sometime around 2003.
Likes: The Who, Rozz Williams, meat, Danielle Dax, men, cock, Rozz Wiliams' cock, deathrock, menstrual blood painting, Nina Hagen, Jessica Simpson, Rozz Williams, Poppy Z Brite, things that look like penises, writing poorly. Dislikes: Michelle Russo, vegans, PETA, emo kids, Nicky, women, J-rock, hair metal, Nina Hagen, Lip Service, circumcision, Anne Rice
Rozzlyn in Action
- When Rozzlyn’s minions attack!
- Of course I can let things go!
- See above
- A chronicle of the love affair between Rozzlyn and Russo
- Rozzlyn is a boy and is smarter than you
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