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| | == '''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''BALEET THE [[Icewillow9|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL TAKE DOWN ED AGAIN'''</span>'''</span>''' == |
| In the [[Japan|grotesque land of weeaboos]], [[lonely|ronery]] [[weeaboos]] often find themselves turning to technology for [[Mai Waifu|companionship]]. However, [[Dating sim|dating sims]] can only do so much for a man, and there's only so much [[Sailor Moon]] [[hentai]] out there to [[fap]] to. And besides: These series' of still images lack the all important [[Audiophile|sound of the female voice]], offering the viewer the reassurance they so [[Desperate|desperately]] crave and the sweet moans of the female [[orgasm]]. So, Japan's top scientists developed a [[Software|program]] to emulate the sound of the female voice, dubbing it "Vocaloid", and market it as a [[Music|music-making tool]] so their fellow [[otaku]] could pretend they are musicians when the cashier rings up their girl-in-a-box.
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| In order to aide the masturbatory process, and in keeping with Japan's perverse tradition of [[Transformers|humanizing machines]], each Vocaloid version comes with an accompanying female figure made to match the voice. The first to sell well, and still the most popular by far, is Hatsune Miku, who despite being the oldest and most antiquated of the current V2 series ''(The first line of the software series to actually fucking sell anything)'', continues to be [[Rape|put to work]] more often than the rest of her [[Yuri|digital friends]]. Not to mention, the most fapped to of Vocaloid's female cast.
| | FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT |
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| Surprisingly, and in a turn of events not typical for the Japs, there actually exists more non-hentai fan-created content of Vocaloid characters ''([[AMV|Original music videos]], full-length albums, and attempts at producing [[fanime]])'' than there does [[Porn|fapping material]]. [[Shit nobody cares about|Some chalk it up to the program's practicality as a music-making tool]]. [[Some argue]] that weeaboos are so aroused by the sound of the female voice, they need not witness a [[Tits|woman in the nude]] in order to [[Cum|masturbate to climax]].
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| Whatever the case may be, there is no denying the impact Vocaloid has had on the [[RIAA|music industry]]. After the shocking confirmations that both [[Britney Spears]] and [[Lady Gaga]] are merely Miku [[Fan dub|lip-synchers]], and taking into account the astounding amount of Vocaloid music videos available on [[Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend|Nico Nico Douga]] ''(The Japanese version of [[YouTube]])'', Vocaloid is a veritable [[P-p-p-powerbook|media powerhouse]]. With real [[J-Pop]] superstars having contributed their voices to the technology ''(Including the likes of [[Gackt]] and some other pop-star cunts you should be ashamed if you know the names of off-hand)'', a [[PSP]] game starring Miku ''(Which sold poorly due to the fact that nobody still gives a shit about the PSP)'', and even a Vocaloid-sponsored racecar in Japan's [[NASCAR|Super GT Series]], Vocaloid's success is a [[History|historic]] example of the influence porn has on the [[economy]].
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| =Characters=
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| =='''VOCALOID 1'''==
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| ===[[Niggers|LEON and LOLA]]===
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| They are [[Shit Nobody Cares About|actually the first Vocaloids]] but all weeaboos disregard that. Unlike their Japanese counterparts, they don't have [[Kawaii|kawaii]] [[Fursuit|avatars]].
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| PROTIP: Point this out to the weeaboos and watch them go [[Butthurt|in denial]] and maybe [[An Hero|an hero]].
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| ===MEIKO===
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| The first Japanese Vocaloid. Fans bitch about her voice because it isn't kawaii like Miku-chan's ^_^ so she's ignored. Everyone still draws her for the tits.
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| ===MIRIAM===
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| Another English speaking VOCALOID the general population has forgotten about.
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| ===KAITO===
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| [[File:Kaitocat.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[A cat is fine too]].]]
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| KAITO was the last in the line of the original V1 series, and sold about as well as [[McDonalds]] at a [[PETA]] convention. However, after Hatsune Miku made Vocaloid a household name, renewed interest in the product line's past allowed for KAITO to make a comeback ''(The four who came before him, however, are still shrouded in obscurity, as they sound legitimately terrible)''. He is known for his [http://vocaloid.wikia.com/wiki/Kaito friendly, tender, strong voice], and according to [[Some argue|some members]] of the fandom, is [[life partner]] to Len ''(Further reading: [[Vocaloid#Quotes|"Quotes"]])''. Of course, the latter "fact" is unlikely, as [[ALL CAPS|THEY AREN'T FUCKING REAL PEOPLE]]. Regardless, the [[sick fucks|Yaoi loving fangirls]] enjoy drawing the two screwing eachother in every way you can imagine.
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| KAITO is still rarely used, as Gackpoid aka Gakupo Kamui ''(Featuring the vocal talents of none other than [[Gackt]] himself)'' boasts a far manlier, [[Audiophile|higher quality]] voice.
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| =='''VOCALOID 2'''==
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| ===Sweet ANN===
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| The first V2 voicebank to be released. A decent improvement over her predecessors LEON and LOLA. She was released without an anime avatar so she was destined to fail. She was given one in 2011 during her debut in [[Taiwan]].
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| ===Hatsune Miku===
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| [[File:Vocaloid Leader.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Fapbait for weeaboos and [[Audiophile|audiophiles]] alike!]]
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| By far the most popular [[cunt]] of the bunch, Miku is the "singer" of many songs and the subject of much [[hentai|fan art]]. With her [[Animu|impossibly green hair]] and her trademark [[Leekspin.com|gigantic leek]], Miku has won over the hearts of millions of [[weeaboos]], despite never having been given an actual personality by her original developers. However, this has not stopped said weeaboos from wanting to [[Mai waifu|make her their wife]], so she can [[In the kitchen|cook onions for them all day long]].
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| Miku is not the first in a long line of the Japanese [[OS-tan|making computer software human]], but she is perhaps the most popular in recent years. Songs have been written about her being a [[Princess Portal|princess]], a rock and roll super star, and a filthy cum-guzzling slut servicing the weeaboo masses.
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| Having slept her way into the [[old media]], appearing in television commercials and making actual news headlines, Miku is fast on her way to becoming the new [[Oprah]] ''(If Oprah were a computer program and not black)''. [[2channel|2channers]] are also responsible for vote-bombing a petition set forward by the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency, to have a balancing plate for the spacecraft Akatsuki made with Miku's likeness embedded on it. Perhaps we should just go ahead and welcome our new software overlords, and maybe get to fuck our computers once before we humans are phased out of existence by green-haired music-making applications.
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| ===Kagamine Rin and Len===
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| [[File:RinKagamineLenKagamine.jpg|thumb|right|150px|[[Twincest]] is the best.]]
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| Having discovered a voice actress that could produce the sound of [[trap|both a girl's and boy's voices]], the next installment of Vocaloid was released as a 2-in-1 deal, featuring twins Rin and Len. [[Shit nobody cares about|Apparently, both characters are actually one in the same, and are actually the reflections of one another in a mirror or some bullshit that isn't properly explained]]. But, for all intents and purposes, and according to most weeaboos with [[incest]] fetishes, the two are brother and sister, and enjoy long nights of noisy steamy incestuous intercourse.
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| [[File:rin cosplay.png|thumb|center|Yet another L for westoids]]
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| Perhaps their biggest claim to fame is Rin's appearance in the motion picture epic, [[Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend]], where she stars alongside [[Gay|Billy Herrington]] as a creepy-looking steamroller driver. To date, her brother Len is still entirely useless, as Rin is the female of the pair, and the majority of the population is still straight. That isn't to say there aren't those out there who don't want to [[Buttsex|slip their dick between Len's cheeks and shove]], but there aren't nearly as many who want to actually hear him sing. His legion of fangirls and [[Gay|fanboys]] are very [[Retarded|scary]].
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| People also apparently hate these two as they're killed in every single song they sing. And if they're not killed, Len is [[Gay|cross-dressing]]. They were created by Crypton Future Media after Hatsune Miku's unexpected success. Despite releasing a shitty, glitchy mess of a product, they were hugely successful just like their predecessor.
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| ===Megurine Luka===
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| [[File:Luka Tuna.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Banned|TUNAAA!]]]]
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| The 3rd Addition to the v2 Series. This is known to be the first [[Japan|Japanese]] Vocaloid to sing in [[Weeaboo|English]]. She is actually voiced by a man, so most of her songs sound like Lady Gaga's. She also lugs around a [[Cock|big tuna fish]] that's been out of the freezer for over [[9000]] hours for your listening and fapping pleasure.
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| For whatever reason people use Luka a lot for metal music. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTZWdjzIyqc Here's an example.] She's also sometimes paired as Miku's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g4DhoZFkWk lesbian lover]. Some fans bitch that she doesn't wear a [[moe|school uniform]] but she's like 20, what is she going to be doing wearing one ofo?
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| Her voicebanks are all trash but she still sells due to having big [[Tits|mommy milkers]]. Crypton knows Asians are horny for pink hair animu girls so they can't bother making her a decent product, especially since she is not as much as a [[cash cow]] as her more popular cousins Hatsune Miku and Kagamine Rin (and Len too I guess). Her V4X release in 2015 was notourious for its low quality but [[retards]] still bought it.
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| ===[[Whore|GUMI]]===
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| Green haired bimbo and second most popular Vocaloid who is considered Hatsune Miku's closest rival in regards to popularity. Has [[Over 9,000|a hundred]] voicebanks to try to compete with Miku. Has better English than SONiKA despite being a Jap.
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| ===Gakupo===
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| Purple haired [[bishounen]] voiced by [[J-rock]] singer [[Gackt]], only exists to rape Luka or [[yaoi|Kaito]].
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| ===Lily===
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| [[Blonde]] skank used for [[metal]] and [[rock]] music.
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| [[Robot]] sexdoll with a low quality voicebank designed by Kozaki Yusuke, the illustrator of two weeb-bait [[Fire Emblem]] games.
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| ===SONiKA===
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| [[File:Sonika.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonika and the Secret Sings]].]]
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| SONiKA is probably the least popular Vocaloid, because she can't fucking sing to save her shit. {{youtube|p8T8AhaaDR0|At}} {{youtube|WDPgPzCNGkc|all.}} She still has a small number of fans though, and they bitch over if her "character item" should be a gold ring ''(Because of [[Sonic]])'', a pineapple ''(Because her color scheme resembles one)'', or a bell ''(Due to one of her abysmal original songs, {{youtube|eMgFu1S746Q|"Ring my bell"}}''. Designed to [[lol|sing in English]] but was falsely advertised to [[lol|sing in all languages]]. SONiKA's avatar has a Japanese tattoo on her arm which boosts her appeal to the [[Japanese]] as well as the [[Weeaboo|"Japanese at heart"]]. It's also a known fact that her voicebank was sampled from Skype sounds [[jews|to cut costs]].
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| Fans still bitch that her looks do not match her soft voice. The original design team still swim in pools of their own profits. Put it together, and you do not have a recipe for [[Obama|change]].
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| [[File:BIG_AL.png|thumb|right|120px|They paid money for this lol.]]
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| ===[[Yaranaika|Big Al]]===
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| Big Al is called big to compensate for the fact he has a small [[penis|penis]]. He had a [[chad]] movie poster avatar like Sweet ANN but Power FX commissioned a shitty [[DeviantART]] artist to redesign it. Most well known for the [[homoerotic]] voice samples accompanying his voicebank.
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| ===Prima===
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| A high quality English Vocaloid that sold less than SONiKA due to not pandering to [[wapanese]] trash. Tonio's female counterpart. Some dumbass [[chink]] thought it would be a good idea to redesign Prima, a mature opera voicebank, into loli bait.
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| [[File:vocaloid prima.png|thumb|right|120px|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpIiMQm05rA Who did this?]]]
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| ===[[Pedo bait|Kaai Yuki]]===
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| Literal eight year old loli.
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| ===Hiyama Kiyoteru===
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| Kaai Yuki's [[creepy|creeper]] teacher that no one bought due to being a male vocal.
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| ===VY1===
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| Known as Mizki, VY1 deviates from the norm by not having an avatar. She is pretty commonly used due to being a high quality voicebank.
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| ===[[Tranny|Nekomura Iroha]]===
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| A Hello Kitty stan created by Sanrio to cash in on the anime virtual singer craze. Iroha is a "female" cat-girl voiced by a man. She received an update in 2016 that gave her big tits and a new voicebank to coinside with the OG one.
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| ===Gachapoid===
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| A little kid based on a [[dinosaur]] from a children's TV show who is never used due to sounding like a chipmunk. Notable for being the only shotacon bait [[tween]] girls don't care about.
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| [[File:Vocaloidtonio.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Gay porn DVD: Vocaloid edition]]
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| ===[[Gay|Tonio]]===
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| Because English Vocaloids [[truth|don't really sell]], they decided to slap a gay pornstar's pic as the boxart to boost sales and it didn't work. As a last attempt to appeal to the weeaboo fandom Zero-g decided to redesign him as a [[My Little Pony|pony]].
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| ===[[Tranny|Utatane Piko]]===
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| The only Japanese Vocaloid [[Truth|nobody gives a shit about]]. Has an annoying small fanbase on [[Circlejerk|Vocaloid Amino]] that regularly contributes shota [[ladyboy|fetish]] art of him.
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| [[File:vocaloid Fangirl_bait.jpg|thumb|right|220px|[[ZOMG]] shotas!!!]]
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| ===VY2===
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| Technically avatar-less like VY1, he is commonly depicted as a pink haired [[twink]]. His fan nickname is Yuuma.
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| =='''VOCALOID 3'''==
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| ===SeeU===
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| [[File:SeeUChibi.png|thumb|right|200px|Lest we explain more?]]
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| By the time a newer version of Vocaloid was released, some [[Basement dwellers|Korean developers]] decided to create their own [[shit|realistic-sounding]] Vocaloid by the Name of "[[Retarded|SeeU]]". She can sing in [[Moonspeak|Korean and Japanese]] and already has 5 demo songs and 1 official song; She's relatively new and has a medium-sized following of weeaboos that are [[Koreaboo|also into Korea]]. It was revealed recently that [[Best Korea|North Korea]] made SeeU in co operation with Iran in order to take control of [[Gay|South Korea]], the nearest "Westernized" country to them. They expected WWIII but merely got [[basement-dwellers]] and weeaboos in America to wage [[LOL INTERNET|Internet-war]] over her not being Japanese.
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| Currently, SeeU's voice provider is in jail for blackmail and is now [[Jew|desperate]] selling copies of her [[meth|Vocaloid]] for bail money.
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| ===[[shotacon|Oliver]]===
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| The only English Vocaloid the fandom cares about due to being ship material for Len and Piko. Fangirls coom over how he was voiced by an actual [[13 year old]]. Oliver is used exclusively for poorly tuned covers of popular songs by Japanese producers. You can make his fangirls commit mass suicide by reminding them how it's close to impossible to make him sound like his mouth isn't filled with cotton. Like SONiKA, his samples are filled with background noise.
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| Oliver attracts many weirdos on [[Tumblr]] such as TheOliverManiac who is said to hit on kids [[IRL]] too.
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| ===Mew===
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| Who?
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| ===Tone Rion===
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| Purple-haired loli that was created to cater specifically to neckbeards. She sold so poorly, the rest of her friends that were planned were canceled. For some reason, she was updated to V4 in 2016 where one again, no one cared to use her.
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| ===CUL===
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| [[Redhead]] bitch who cosplays as Big AL.
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| ===Yuzuki Yukari===
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| [[E-girls and e-boys|E-girl]] rabbit [[otherkin]] that actually sold pretty well. [https://voiceroid.fandom.com/wiki/Yuzuki_Yukari She can talk too.]
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| [[File:BrunoYClara.png|thumb|right|150px|THEY ARE NOT KAWA11 ENOUGH !!!1111 THEY MUST D1E!!!11]]
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| ===[[Mexico|Bruno and Clara]]===
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| The first Spanish Vocaloids. [[Weeaboo|Weeaboos]] hated their first design so much that they actually [http://crazylaura64.deviantart.com/journal/Death-Threats-Over-a-Vocaloid-s-Design-267018941 threatened the artist with death.] Other than the fact that they made lulz from the faggotry of fans, there's nothing else about them. Fans depict Bruno as a [[bronies|brony]]. El Español de España es el mejor ahora iros a tomar por culo.
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| ===[[China|Luo Tianyi]]===
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| Chinese Hatsune Miku bootleg. Tianyi was made an ambassador for the Communist Youth League of China to "instill correct thinking in millennials".
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| ===Aoki Lapis===
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| Loli [[fairy]] illustrated by [[hentai]] artist CARNELIAN.
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| ===ZOLA Project===
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| A [[boy band]] made up of KYO, WIL, and YUU illustrated by the guy who does art for the [[Final Fantasy]] series. Obviously didn't sell well despite being three voicebanks in one because males don't get the average VOCALOID producer's [[schlong|peepee]] hard.
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| ===IA===
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| IA was a surprisingly successful vocal produced by the indie company FIRST PLACE. The company jumped ship and moved her to CeVIO because Yamaha can't get their shit together.
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| ===MAYU===
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| Yandere schoolgirl Vocaloid that sold ok due to being shilled by her creators Exit Records, a music label, extensively. Her songs would be bundled alongside more popular vocals and became somewhat well known due to association.
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| ===AVANNA===
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| [[Submissive]] Celtic trad-wife [[elf]] girl with almost comprehensible English. The first and only English speaking voicebank to be taken seriously by actual music producers. Had the misfortune of being illustrated by the [[Fat|ham-beast]] [[lol-cow]] AkiGlancy.
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| ===Galaco===
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| The most boring Vocaloid to ever be created. She was given out for free as part of a contest. Eventually she was released as a commercial product. Has no good songs even though she was literally a free voicebank for a while.
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| ===YANHE===
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| A Chinese VOCALOID that was created due to the owner of Luo Tianyi's friends getting funding by Yamaha pulled by spending all the project's money on brothels.
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| She sounds boyish due to her supposed to be voicing the shotacon Zhiyu Moke.
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| ===[[Weeaboo|Maika]]===
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| Vocaloid version of Hannah Montana in Spanish. Fearing backlash from rabid 13 year old, Voctro Labs weebified her design to make it supah kawaii!! Spanish speakers still didn't buy her.
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| [[File:nipponese spaingloid.png|thumb|right|150px|Still not sugoi enough to make hispanics not pirate her]]
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| ===[[Jeffree Star|YOHIOloid]]===
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| Voiced by a [[faggot|homo]] [[Sweden|fjord nigger]] named YOHIO. Though primarily an English voicebank, Power FX wasted money by recording a Japanese one as well. YOHIOloid was completely ignored by the Japanese fanbase due to not being a cute animu gril. English speaking weebs didn't care about him either due to him not being shota bait. Has exactly ten songs made for him and they all suck ass.
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| ===Macne Nana===
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| Once a GarageBand plugin (hence the "[[Mac]]" in her name), Macne Nana V3 was a crossover with VOCALOID that gave her a much higher quality Japanese voicebank and a terrible Engrish one too. Still better than most of the options English speakers have available.
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| ===Merli===
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| Aoki Lapis' [[nigger|negress]] sister. She was given a dark skin tone due to being the "evil" sister (BASED JAPAN??) Sold 3 copies.
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| ===vflower===
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| Hermaphrodite character that no one cared about when they had a female appearance. Became a shota after receiving an update for the fourth engine and suddenly everyone cared. Now flower is very popular on [[Amino]] with preteen girls alongside Len, OLIVER, Piko, and Fukase.
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| ===Anon and Kanon===
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| A pair of basic bitch twins.
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| ===Kokone===
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| Sounds like GUMI.
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| ===Chika===
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| Sounds like GUMI.
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| ===[[recolor|Yuezheng Ling]]===
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| Luo Tianyi clone.
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| ==VOCALOID 4==
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| ===[[Lady_Gaga|Cyber Diva]]===
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| Lady Gaga as a Vocaloid. Can actually speak English and not [[Engrish|incoherent, mispronounced syllables.]]
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| ===[[Attention Whore|Ruby]]===
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| The [[Lmao|savior]] of the English Vocaloids and was supposed to [[Rape|overthrow]] Hatsune Miku. A [[Lol|professionally designed]] English Vocaloid created by an [[Azn]] [[Manchild]]. She's a great investment for [[Nobody|anyone who wants to work with your average shitty 16-year-old singer on YouTube]], but [[Jailbait|can't risk being around a real one.]] The guy who made her got massively butthurt when [[Hypocrisy|fans]] dared to call her a weeaboo bitch and [[White Nationalism|racially impure]].
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| Ruby was a huge source of controversy when she was released in [[2015]]. She was given a box cover drawn in [[ms paint]] due to the ineptitude of everyone working on her creation. The leader of the project, Prince Syo spent his time whining on Twitter about "[[whitewashing]]" and Power FX instead of actually making Ruby into a good product. As a result, she was released with a tinny, nasally voicebank no one wanted to use. To date, only five people legally bought a copy and she marks the last time Power FX tried to make a VOCALOID. Ruby? More like [[Jew]]-by amirite???
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| ===DEX===
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| DEX was released alongside DAINA as a pair of badly drawn [[Fursona|self-insert]] [[Deviantart|OCs]] both recorded in a [[Basement|professional environment]]. They were advertised as Zero-G's first [[Redneck|American]]-accented Vocaloids. DEX was voiced by Kenji-B, a fat [[neckbeard]] and unsurprisingly, a [[furry]]. Even six years after DEX's release, Kenji-B scours [[Twitter]] for anyone badmouthing his [[wolf]] [[OC]] and gets super [[butthurt]] about people drawing anthro art of his OC (despite being a furry oddly enough). Still sold more copies than Ruby though.
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| ===DAINA===
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| DAINA is a [[fox]] girl voiced by AkiGlancy, a lolcow well known in the western VOCALOID fandom for ruining everything she puts her grubby, fat fingers on. She was designed as a petite e-girl despite being the totally not self-insert of a [[Man The Harpoons|fat fuck]].
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| [[File:fattie vocaloid cosplay.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Average fatty westoid Vocaloid fans.]]
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| [[File:daina vocaloid.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Daina...]]
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| [[File:AkiGlancy.jpg|thumb|right|200px|and her voice provider FattyGlancy]]
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| ===ARSLOID===
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| A voicebank sampled from a garbage can. ARSLOID is a collection of three of the worst voicebanks to ever be released. Never used due to being a complete dumpster fire of a product.
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| ===[[MILF|Sachiko]]===
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| Sachiko is voiced by well known Enka musician Sachiko Kobayashi.
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| ===[[Tracing|Stardust]]===
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| Originally a Hatsune Miku clone, now a Yuzuki Yukari clone. At least China is learning.
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| ===[[Edgy|Fukase]]===
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| Superior Kagamine Len with the same cancerous [[fanboys]].
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| ===[[Shit_Nobody_Cares_About|Lucia and Luan]]===
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| LOL DEAD
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| ===[[lolicon|Otomachi Una]]===
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| A Japanese Vocaloid with a terrible OC design from DeviantArt. Advertised to fulfil [[sick_fuck|lolicon fantasies]].
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| [[File:lolivocaloid.png|thumb|right|200px|Otomachi Una]]
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| ===Zhiyu Moke===
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| Bootleg Chinese Kagamine Len.
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| ===Yuezheng Ling===
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| Bootleg Chinese Kagamine Rin.
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| ===Yuezheng Longya===
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| Bootleg Chinese KAITO and Ling's older brother.
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| ===Mo Qingxian===
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| Bootleg Chinese Megurine Luka.
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| ===LUMi===
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| LUMi is a girl that cosplays as a jellyfish. By this point, the Japs were bored of shelling out their hard earned yen on anime girls that all basically sound the same.
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| ===Azuki===
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| Azuki and her friend Matcha were two once private voicebanks that were cracked and very commonly pirated. Her design is based off a fucking bean.
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| ===Matcha===
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| Azuki's counterpart who is also irrelevant.
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| ===Kobayashi Mirai===
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| The most unoriginal VOCALOID in existence who sounds like every female voicebank put together.
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| =='''VOCALOID 5'''==
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| ===[[Ripoff|Chris and Amy]]===
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| Pathetic attempt to try to make a good version of Leon and Lola. They come with the VOCALOID 5 engine by default because Yamaha knew that no one would unironically use these.
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| ===Haruno Sora===
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| Your average anime girl whose only distinguishing characteristics are glasses and a freckle.
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| ===Meika Hime and Mikoto===
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| Yet another pair of twins. This time they are oni moe girls. They are the last vocals to have been released.
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| =='''VOCALOID 6'''==
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| ===Sarah, Allen, Haruka, and Akito===
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| Moar boring default voices
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| ===Po-Uta===
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| Voicebank of Porter Robinson, the one irl western professional musician who took vocaloid seriously. Buy him now but in chipmunk form! Who is this voicebank for again?
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| ===Fuiro===
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| Deranged goth girl who will destroy your spirit with cock and ball torture.
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| =='''Others'''==
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| [[File:acme iku.jpg|thumb|You may recognize the word "Iku" from your favorite JAV]]
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| ===[[Ecstasy AKA Darks]] AKA [[Weeaboo|Ryone Yami]]===
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| Not really. Some fangirl made an UTAU of herself using [[Original character|an old 4chan meme]] as a base. His character item is a "[[Facepalm|yaoi paddle]]". He only has fans because he's yaoi [[bait]] and the "creator" creates other characters that likes to [[buttsex|stick their dicks in him]]
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| ===[[T-Pain]]===
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| T-Pain might as well be a Vocaloid. He is the closest thing to Hatsune Miku [[irl]].
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| ===[[Katawa Shoujo|Acme Iku]] and [[World of Warcraft|Himekishi Riyona]]===
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| Porn soundboards marketed as a submissive and breedable animu meido and [[netorare]] hentai [[fantasy]] knight. They were designed for [[Forever Alone|lonely]] neckbeards who will never leave their basement, let alone touch a woman. Some wierdos made them into UTAU voicebanks but some of their cover songs have gotten very popular due to their distinctive voices. This makes the [[pirate|bootleg]] porn voicebanks more beloved than boring [[Fail]]banks such as Chika and Galaco.
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| ==The Death of Vocaloid==
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| Hatsune Miku and her Crypton friends continue to be popular to 12 year olds everywhere but very few characters other than the ones released before 2010 maintain any relevancy. Every experimental vocal such as Mew and Merli have failed, leading to only moe anime characters being developed. Since Crypton has jumped ship from Vocaloid altogether in 2019, basically all of the other companies have left too to either work with their own proprietary software or join CeVIO and numerous other synthesizers.
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| Japanese producers who created the most popular VOCALOID songs in the early 2010s generally used Miku and friends to get a foot in the music industry door then got out of the weebery ASAP. The western fanbase was never able to attract anyone but the bottom of the barrel, most embarassing [[Honkey|white people]] larping as Japanese.
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| ==Songs / Music Videos==
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| ===Official===
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| As mentioned before, Vocaloid is marketed as a music-making tool ''(The key word being "Marketed", as it's [[hentai|true purpose]] is [[Obvious|already well-established]])''. Somehow, between the marathon fap sessions and day-dreaming of [[Love|romance]], [[music]] and accompanying [[AMV|music videos]] are actually made. Here for your [[Fap|viewing pleasure]] is a selection of some of the more popular videos. If you enjoy these videos, congratulations: You are officially a [[weeaboo]]! You'll receive your [[Lonely|anime body pillow]] and [[Fullmetal Alchemist|the latest L'Arc-en-Ciel album]] by mail shortly.
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| <center>
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| {{fv|vid1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
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| |<youtube>243vPl8HdVk</youtube>
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| <center><b>Like, totally THE BEST FREAKIN' MUSIC VIDEO EVER!!!!11!!11oneone!!</b></center>
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| |<youtube>6WIQ30cQgtE</youtube>
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| <center><b>Sooooo sad T_T</b></center>
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| |<youtube>bkY_3vXuGBA</youtube>
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| <center><b>Miku circa [[2007]]</b></center>
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| |<youtube>0RDDSOYsIfE</youtube>
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| <center><b>omg i took japanese in high school so i know baka means stupid</b></center>
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| |<youtube>RdXgoIjS7UM</youtube>
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| <center><b>The Japanese reveal their [[Final Solution|master plan]] to infiltrate the government.</b></center>
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| |<youtube>JWbty6nkNVQ</youtube>
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| <center><b>A song about [[bisexual]] love-making. [[Srsly]].</b></center>
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| |<youtube>rCm83lCpK7M</youtube>
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| <center><b>[[Vagoo|Pussy]] loves the fucking piano, guys.</b></center>
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| |<youtube>tktcOUi-x-A</youtube>
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| <center><b>Miku gets fucked by the [[Cloverfield|Cloverfield monster]] and gets AIDS</b></center>}}
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| ===Un-Official===
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| Some people actually make un-official Vocaloid songs based off of actual songs. And don't even ask about the fucking point of creating a program to sing songs in a female voice if there are actual females willing to sing shit themselves. Oh, wait: It's because [[Truth|the only girls willing to sing this shit sound fucking terrible]]. [[Misogyny]], you say? View the videos below and see, er, suffer for yourself.
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| {{fv|vid2|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
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| |<youtube>a0-n1kNqf1s</youtube>
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| <center><b>Miku loves Israel!!</b></center>
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| |<youtube>XCIWzS2lb_g</youtube>
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| <center><b>Weeaboos still tend to be near her...</b></center>
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| |<youtube>BizrS0g2eQg</youtube>
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| <center><b>[[Pony]] is pony is pony, die pony</b></center>
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| |<youtube>sXnEWeY4Ims</youtube>
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| <center><b>[[Microsoft Sam]] sings the blues.</b></center>
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| |<youtube>1K9DYonpv_s</youtube>
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| <center><b>Some kind of [[YouTube Poop]] video or something.</b></center>
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| }}</center>
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| ==Fan Base==
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| The fanbase is made up of the most vile hipster weaboos one could ever imagine. Their general, severe lack of intelligence (and inability to fucking hear anything) is one way to spot them from the other [[Inuyasha|weaboos]]. They can't even say "Hatsune" or "Miku" without sounding like a retarded child getting their [[Fellatio|mouth smashed in]] by their parents. Many of the fanfaggots enjoy making their [[Mary Sue|own 'original' characters]] and singing badly, using these as porn for you to try and fap to (if you can tolerate their prepubescent chorus-of-squirrel voices). To see a cluster of these Vocaloid loving[[File:Fandom faggotry.png|thumb|right|They can't even comprehend what they like]] peons in action, please see the monumental cesspool called the [[Fail|Vocaloid Otaku Network]]. This is essentially the hub for everything Vocaloid [[Weaboo|(and Touhou for some reason)]]. It is the perfect place for you if you happen to suffer from [[butthurt|Autism]] or [[AIDS|ADHD]] and have an interest in trite garbage that's even reviled in Japan. If you dare try to critique this shithole on another completly different website, you will make the [[Transsexual|glorious moderators]] very [[Chris Crocker|butthurt]]. See an example here! [http://overseasutau.forumotion.net/t895-vocaloid-otaku-forums-are-back-up]
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| {{Clear}}
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| ===Concerts===
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| There have been multiple [[Satanic|live]] [[Assembly|performances]] done by Crypton's Vocaloids. Each time seemingly getting more and more [[Robots|realistic]]. Most fans either [[an hero]] or [[ejaculate]] at the thought of possibly seeing Miku as a [[Lie|hologram]]. Despite the fact that she's merely a [[DOING IT WRONG|projection on a transparent screen]], fans will defend the idea of "SHE IS HOLOGRAM!1!!!!" to the death. While in reality, there's only been a single time when she was an actual hologram. The other Vocaloids are commonly left out and only have a few songs throughout the concerts because [[Jews|Crypton]] realized that Miku's one of the easiest ways to get money. This Satanic ritual occurs every March 9th without fail, and all of the faithful [[Sheep|fans]] gather there with their [[Pitchfork|leeks glowsticks]] and chant to their glorious [[Master race|Holographic Master Race]]. If you think that the idea of a concert with a hologram is ridiculous, then you would be surprised to know that people from all around the world travel to see these concerts apparently.
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| ===Quotes===
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| |KAITO CAN'T MARRY ANY OF YOU BECAUSE HE'S WITH LEN!!!|bcueflores
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| |Haha chubby miku is so cutee X3|animerocks220
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| |*lol* that was a cute lil video i loved the part when she said suki really fast over and over|animeXvocaloidguy
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| |I just want to say that just because I don't like this song doesn't mean I don't think Miku is cute and AWESOME. \(O_O)/
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| Just saying.|CarrotShticks
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| |Blood Donation Song is an excuse to see Miku in a nurse's outfit.|BowenKainZ
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| |the hell.. just because you don't want to read any negative comments,, your giving us thumbs down..<BR><BR>
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| well.. there's 1 thing I can advice you so that you won't have any negative comments...<BR><BR>THAT IS TO MAKE A NORMAL AND POSITIVE VIDEO!!..WELL,DUH DON'T EVEN MAKE KAITO A GAY (THAT'S TOO NEGATIVE)... MANY ANIME LOVERS DON'T LIKE WHEN THEIR FAVORITE ANIME CHARACTER WAS GIVEN A BAD IMPRESSION!... THINK MANY THINGS BEFORE YOU DO YOUR ACTIONS! KAITO IS A GUY SO LEAVE THE IMPRESSION LIKE THAT!DUH!|SayomiKamikura
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| |More nummy KaitoxLen. <3|AlexanderAfter
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| |Hatsune Miku sounds like goatse man after shoving a helium tank up his ass.|The official Encyclopedia Dramatica Twitter
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| </center>
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| {{clear}}
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| ===Trolling the fanbase===
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| Like most fanbases, the main audience is composed of [[Retard|mental defectives]], [[Asperger's Syndrome|Hipsters]], faggots and weeaboos. Unlike most, the fanbase is composed of ADHD patients and sociopaths compared to actual autists and outright faggots, like [[bronies|another fanbase we know]]. Therefore they all have no attention span and cant process your attempt at trolling, very similar to the [[Homestuck|Homosucks]]. Which are one of the most retarded fandoms ever. [[Autism|Then again, they worship grey skinned alien people with candy corn horns]]. Another retarded thing about them is that the fanbase is divided into the [[Youtube]]/VO faggots, who [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|will flip their shit]] by saying as much as "hi" to them. Then there's the "normal" ones that browse [[A|/a/]] or don't give a fuck about communicating with their fellow social failures.
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| *Saying they'll all never have a wife and that they'll spend the rest of their lives wanking to a blue-haired anime-ish [[File:Miku an hero.jpg|thumb|right|255px|Hatsune Miku's [[an hero|reaction]] to below gallery.]]character
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| *Asking if a Vocaloid anime has happened or suggesting that a Vocaloid anime should happen, they hate this
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| *Saying "omg voceloid favret anime xD"
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| *Saying that incest is wrong, same applies to lesbians. Apparently the community can't accept normal relationships
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| *Telling them that [[Fact|Crypton's Vocaloids have shitty voices]]
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| *Call them worse than Bronies or even better, pose as a Brony and start pushing your inner autism on them
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| *Tell them that the whole fanbase has [[AIDS|ADD]], [[AIDS|ADHD]] or [[Hipsters|Aspergers]]
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| *Tell them that they're perverts for liking it and that anyone who indulges in it is a pervert
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| *Say [[Fail|Deviantart]] is the best place for their faggotry
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| *Sharing MMD (MikuMikuDance) stuff. [[jews|For some reason]] the MMD community gets incredibly butthurt (more so than the RIAA does about piracy) about people sharing their content. So they hide passwords to download stuff and demand comments when you do download (and threaten to delete the mods if you don't).
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| *MMD Model makers are even more incredibly butthurt when nude models are created and shared. A well known model maker named TDA gets extremely butthurt about nude versions of his models. In fact he gets so pissed he goes all Hitler and raids Vimeo and random forums to delete videos and downloads of nude versions of his models. SO SHARE THE NUDE MODELS!
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| *Tell them Vocaloid sucks because it isn't real singing
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| *Telling VO that any Vocaloid should be [[white]]
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| *Be a [[IRL troll|YAMAHA employee]].
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| *Reverting the Ruby section of this article from whiteknights deleting it.
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| Here is also a effective way of trolling them[http://kaimei-fanclub.deviantart.com/gallery/]
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg|Barely Legal Bee-Stings|img1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:MikuPanties1.jpg|We know
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| File:Miku_Hatsune_tentacles.gif|that you're
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| File:MikuPanties3.jpg|fapping to
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| File:MikuPanties5.jpg|this right
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| Image:Mikucase.jpg|now, you
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| File:MikuPanties6.jpg|sick fuck
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| File:Vocaloid magazine.png
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| File:Vocaloid robot.jpeg
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| File:Mikuassleek.jpg|A woman so dumb, she doesn't know which hole food goes in.
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| File:MikuFUCK.jpg|Miku is not pleased.
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:647118 - Joel Zimmerman Miku Hatsune Vocaloid deadmau5 sparrow.jpg|A [[deadmau5]] and Miku crossover=An audiophile's wet dream.
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| File:MikuBIGPenis.jpg.jpg|With a lovely flowery background... ''oh the innocence...''
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| File:Mikumusicisart.jpg|Miku expressing herself artistically.
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| File:Vocacroc.jpg|YEAHHHHH
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| File:Miku cosplay.jpg
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| File:Vocaloid Made in China.jpg
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| File:Yotsuba_musical.jpg|Even [[404 Girl]] [[cosplay]]s as Miku.
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| File:Brenlo.jpg|[[Brenlo|Hajimeru no yo -kore wa sensou~!]]
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| File:Toniofanart.jpg|The only known Tonio fanart in existence.
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| File:Hachune miku.png
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| </gallery>}}
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[ALYS]] - ''Wannabe [[French|Fr*nch]] Vocaloid. The developers were too poor to pay Yamaha all their [[shekels]] so she was put on CeVIO and forgotten.''
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| *[[Gorillaz]] ''(Animated, makes music and shitty fan base)''
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| *[[Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage]] Cashgrab animu mobile game
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| *[[Mikuchan]] ''(An imageboard dedicated to Vocaloid)''
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| *[[OS-tan]] ''(Software as animu)''
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| *[[Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend]] ''(Featuring Kagamine Rin)''
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| *[[T-Pain]] ''(Closest thing to a real Vocaloid character IRL)''
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| *[[UTAU]] ''The Alternative to Vocaloid''
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| ==External Links==
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| * [https://vocaloid.fandom.com/wiki/Vocaloid_Wiki Vocaloid Wiki]
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| * [http://eye.swfchan.com/search/?q=Hatsune SWF flash videos, archived on SWFchan]
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| {{Timeline|Featured article February 28 and March 1, [[2013]]|[[Lauren Faust]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Ambrose Bierce]] and [[William Randolph Hearst]]}}
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