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| | == '''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''BALEET THE [[Icewillow9|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL TAKE DOWN ED AGAIN'''</span>'''</span>''' == |
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| '''''Sailor [[Moon|Moon]]''''' is a classic [[Animu|anime]], meaning that it features [[Pantyshot|schoolgirls]], [[rape]], and enormous fire spouting [[cock|penises]] destroying Tokyo that is popular among pedophiles in [[Japan]] and [[America]] and used by them to condition young girls because it tells the tale of a 22 year old college student making a 13 year old girl in junior high school his girl friend. The first of a series, it revolves around the legend of a [[homosexual|"superfiend"]] that attempts to unite the three realms (Human, [[Chris-chan|Beast]], and Demon.)
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| Director/Screenwriter Hi[[dick]]i Takayama brought many important modern [[Japan|Japanese]] cultural [[memes]] and motivations to this series , namely schoolgirls, rape, age inappropriate relationships and enormous fire spouting penises destroying Tokyo. Thus, it is no surprise that the series was a worldwide hit, especially with [[16 year old girl|young girls]], [[ghey|fags]], and boys who don't care about the show and are just looking to [[Fap|jerk off]] after a long day of school. [[Wimmins|Gurl power]]!
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| There are five seasons; each new season features a new group of nut job villains who suck at their jobs. As the show progresses it gets stranger and stranger but still manages to deliver a [[pantyshot]] every other [[Shit|episode]]. By the end of the series, three [[shemale|shemales]] come in to help save the day, because everyone knows shemales [[pwn]].
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| ==Main Characters==
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| There are many [[Whores|interesting characters]] that you should already know by now, if you're a pathetic [[Wapanese|weeaboo]]. And [[You|You]] probably are.
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| [[Image:Satcosplay sm.jpg|thumb|Watch! Sailor Moon is gonna cast her WTFBBQKTHXBYE!]]
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| * '''[[attention whore|Tsukino Usagi (Sailor Moon)]]''': The [[angst|cry-baby]] [[retard|blonde]] whore whose always desperate for Tuxedo Kamen's cock, which she is destined to be impregnated by to spawn Chibi Usa. She is also unbelievably retarded and unable to accomplish a single thing on her own.
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| * '''[[douchebag|Chiba Mamoru (Tuxedo Kamen)]]''': The [[bishounen]] in a tuxedo. Always there to save Moon and friends but never sticks around to fulfill their lustful desires. Likely a [[homosexuality|homosexual]] (like most of the male cast) who is disappointed they're not real sailors. More disturbingly, he's [[pedophile|attracted to a middle schooler despite being in college]].
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| * '''[[nerd|Mizuno Ami (Sailor Mercury)]]''':
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| [[Image:20d10af969fe330f1cbad0b2321d07da--anime-fantasy-fantasy-art.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The show would be even more popular with boys if the Scouts all dressed like this.]]
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| The most [[Fap|popular]] character among desperate fanboys who point to her own research which proved that [[Truth|she has the tightest pussy in the universe.]] Her attack is the weakest since it only creates thick fog that results in multiple traffic accidents but her strength was demonstrated when she survived a 24hr chess match while fully frozen, without losing a limb to frostbite.
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| [[Image:Chad_Holdenford.png|thumb|left|Whatever happened to this guy, he was awesome.]]
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| * '''[[bitch|Hino Rei (Sailor Mars)]]''': The [[wicca|priestess]] and according to my '''Big Book Of Anime Cliches''' because she's the token [[bitch]] of the group, she's also the spoiled rotten, rich girl that believes she is [[Nazi|better than everyone]]. Her school uniform has the shortest skirt and thus proves she is a [[slut]].
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| [[Image:Eebd4bec2f73f10097b07385ce788d22.jpg|thumb|right|250Px|Right now every fanboy is screaming ''"SAUCE"'' hoping that they can find and stalk her IRL]]
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| * '''[[forever alone|Kino Makoto (Sailor Jupiter)]]''':
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| [[Image:Sjups by pikminlink-d7gh7jb.jpg|thumb|right|250px|My, what nice long legs you have.]]
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| She can kick your ass, drink you under the table and will even make you a sammich. For those of us here at ED, she's the Sailor Scout that reminds us most of our MOM. <br>
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| Sailor Jupiter is the [[drama queen]] who's always looking for a guy, only to be disappointed that he reminds her of someone with which she's already had sex. In one episode, she stated that her breasts are bigger than the planet Jupiter itself. This has been recently verified by NASA [[science|scientists]] as fact and [[Carl Sagan|Carl Sagan wanabee Neil DeGrasse Tyson]] wants to privately confirm the results.Despite all the toughness and feminine pride they portray her as having, she can find the kitchen, knows how to make sammiches, can cook a steak without burning it and will even give a guy the occasional [[Blow job]] while he drinks a beer and plays [[Call of Duty]] online.<br>
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| Loved by [[fanboy|fanboys]] and called a whore by the [[fangirl|fangirls]] of the show because she is the only scout who skips the underwear half of her costume or is in love with the sensation she gets from flossing her ass-crack.<br>
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| Seriously, this is one of the best examples of [[autistic]] basement dwellers with too much time on their hands because what sane person with plans for living a normal life and not being known as that guy who kids are wisely told to not take candy from would investigate this.<br>
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| There are websites dedicated to this and fantards upload upskirt shots of Sailor Jupiter noting the episode number and time to chronicle this obsession.<br>
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| Some fans theorize that she is a half-breed [[Americunt]]/[[Japan|Japanese]] military brat or is a 100% [[Americunt]] Military Brat [[Weeaboo]] that goes to a Japanese School because she's so much taller than the rest of the scouts and because she has two things the rest don't, that being [[boobs|tits]].
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| * '''[[slut|Aino Minako (Sailor Venus)]]''':
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| [[Image:Svenus234.jpg|thumb|right|250px|A back door beauty]]
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| The other blonde whore and best friend of Usagi because [[bullshit|Astrology]] says they have to be for the reason that their personalities are so similar. The [[ironic]] Sailor Scout because she is supposed to represent [[love]] and all the fun stuff that comes with it but has never had a boyfriend or did that awkward 15 minutes in the back seat of a car where 2 minutes is spent trying to get inside her without cumming, getting 9 or 10 strokes and the other 12 minutes compromising staring at the ashtray over the divider before you can come up with a subject for what will feel like the weirdest conversation in your life. (For most of you, I've just explained what it's like to lose your virginity. Now go out. Live the dream.) <br>
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| Despite being [[American|blonde]] and [[England|English]], (Or what some people who claim to read the Manga in the [[Weeaboo|original Japanese]] say), she engages in the traditional activities of Japanese schoolgirls: such as selling her used panties to old men online, selling videos of her waxing her bikini region to old men online and where she [[cocktease|teases]] her [[furfag|cat-guardian]] Artemis by prancing around in her underwear or getting him to do the occasional milk body shot (see: [[bestiality]]). Her "Love Me" chain attack is crucial in making monsters routinely rape her instead of innocent bystanders. She was the first Scout to appear showing that Japan will copy anything if it was done first by an American. Out of all the Scouts she is known for making some of the [[lulziest|most hilarious]] one liners that allude to [[masturbation]] or [[lesbian|lesbianism]] in the manga such as making the comment to a boy in her class that when her ear itches, she knows to stick her finger in and scratch it.<br>
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| She is consistently rated as the [[retard|Dumbest Sailor Scout]], beating Usagi by a huge margin because, to this date, she has never gotten herself a [[Jew|Lawyer]] and sued for residuals from all the Sailor V media, such as video games and manga, that use her likeness.
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| * [[Mary Sue|'''Chibi Usa (Sailor Chibi Moon)''']]: The annoying [[fucktard]] and obligatory [[loli]]. During one season of the series, she maintained a healthy and [[bestiality|romantic relationship with a horse]]
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| * '''[[emo|Meiou Setsuna (Sailor Pluto)]]''': She didn't get much screen time due to critics denouncing her appearance as "[[too old]]" and thus causing many otakus to lose their erections whenever she was on screen. She became depressed after finding out that Pluto is no longer a planet. Some fans, now, like to [[ship]] her with [[nigger|Neil deGrasse Tyson]] because of an episode of [[Adult Swim|Robot Chicken]].
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| * '''[[dyke|Tenoh Haruka (Sailor Uranus)]]''': Her earthquake attack made her the subject of [[CIA]] investigation following the [[9/11|collapse of the Twin Towers]]. However, her surveillance only resulted in the creation of much [[lesbian]] [[porn]] that was subsequently sold online to help [[Bush]] finance the [[Iraq]] War.
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| * '''[[lesbian|Kaioh Michiru (Sailor Neptune)]]''': The dyke's girlfriend, [[art school]] drop-out and fan of [[piss|watersports]]. She is a wanted war-criminal due to the numerous tsunami caused by her attacks. She is blamed for destroying Sri Lanka and is now working underground as a [[loli]] artist. Her power is "the sea", apparently ignorant of the fact that Sailor Mercury had the idea first. Favorite Scout of [[Chris Chan]] because he is convinced he looks like her in his current [[tranny]] phase and this is why he dies his hair that shade of Baby-Barf Green.
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| * '''[[goth|Tomoe Hotaru (Sailor Saturn)]]''': The almost-loli goth who had a secret crush on true-loli Chibi Usa. Her weapon is a giant can opener with which she frequently uses to [[cut]] herself. There was also an entire season devoted to her deciding that she was far too emo to be in the world and thus tried to destroy it. Luckily for us, the government converted her to being a [[Mormon]] and she was able to stop thinking for herself.
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| * '''[[transvestite|Kou Seiya (Sailor Star Fighter)]]''': One of the three shemales. She is in constant pursuit of Usagi's [[vagina]], even though she herself is a [[16 year old girl]] who can magically turn into a [[13 year old boy]]. She/he/it was playing [[Handegg|American-style football]] in one episode where, following the game, she went into the locker room and got gang-banged by big sweaty azns who think they're white. Her attack is called Star Serious Laser, a combination of the 2 meme's [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZAR]] and [[Why so serious?]]
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| * '''Kou Taiki (Sailor Star Maker)''': Taiki is the one who wears the pants in the group. He, err, she is always seen giving it to Yaten deep in the anus. Taiki also arguably has the gayest attack in the series. Her devastating "Star Gentle Uterus" attack sends out bubbles filled with aborted fetuses at her victims. China is currently studying the attack to help with population control.
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| * '''Kou Yaten (Sailor Star Healer)''': The bitch of the group. Often seen getting ass-raped by Taiki, Yaten is as [[gay]] as they come. She gathers all the kinetic energy collected from the anal reaming and releases it in an attack called "Star Sensitive Inferno" that, while looks cool enough, does shit damage to enemies. A totally useless character who gets overall about 30 minutes of screen time throughout the series.
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| * '''Princess Kakuyu''': Some sort of [[obvious|princess]] who appeared in the last season. Along with the Starlights, she was relatively useless, and was murdered by [[god|Galaxia]], [[guro|who slit her throat, ripped out her eyeballs, chopped off her nose, cut open her stomach, removed the intestines with her hands, decapitated her head, and cut through her legs.]] [[vore|Galaxia later used Kakuyu's severed body parts in a soup]] that she fed to her [[Jesus|friend]].
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| * '''Sailor Megtune''': [[sonichu]]'s bitch
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| * '''[[ginger|Queen Beryl]]''': Queen of the [[Niggers|Negaverse]]. The major villain of the first season. Notable for her army of [[ghosts|dead souls]] and her extremely long hair as well as her long fingernails. Beryl tried to destroy Sailor Moon, she failed however, and went into seclusion.
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| * '''[[furfag|Jadeite]]''': Some huge [[sexist]] pig that was destroyed when Beryl placed him in the Arctic Sea, where he was later raped by a polar bear and killed.
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| * '''[[otherkin|Nephrite]]''': Wanted to get [[anal sex|up Mercury's ass]] but [[virgin|failed to do so]] so he thought it was wiser to move onto girls with issues like cleptomania. [[pwned|Killed]] by Queen Beryl but resurfaced as a normal human. He also stalked Usagi's lesbian partner Naru and was about to get laid until Zoisite [[Party Van|v&]] him after becoming inspired by the tree rape scene in the original '''Evil Dead''' movie. Might be part [[Star Trek|Vulcan]] because he has green blood.
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| * '''[[Hard Gay|Zoisite]]''': The token fag of the group since he's involved in a sexual relationship with Kunzite. They have sex frequently, almost every episode. Surprises people who can actually make it to his introduction in the series because he has an attack gayer than Tuxedo Mask's rose, Cherry Blossoms. Unfortunately the asswipes who provided the English dub decided to turn Zoisite into a [[loli|girl with no tits]] which really didn't change anything because Kunzite was still pushing his face into the pillow when they were having sex. Was killed trying to get into the club [[gay|Hercules]], but was recently seen alive, starring in a huge slaught of [[yaoi|Gay Pornography]].
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| * '''[[retard|Kunzite]]''': He made Zoisite his [[yaoi|uke]] and had [[buttsecks|hawtgaymansex]] every time they could until Queen Beryl Deus Ex Machinaed Tuxedo Mask evil and Kunzite quickly fell into place as his bottom bitch. Kunzite was turned into a [[zombie]] by Beryl but was then converted into a normal human. His attempts to destroy the Sailor Scouts were so laughable that any idiot could see through them. The asswipes who provided the English dub changed his original name of Kunzite to Malachite because they felt Kunzite sounded too much like [[cunt]]. I wish I wasn't making this up.
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| * '''[[Power Rangers|The DD Girls]]''': Somehow Beryl ended up deciding that the best way to solve things was to fight 5 on 5. So she created the [[Powerpuff Girls|DD Girls]], who all malfunctioned and exploded when Mercury [[All Your Base Are Belong To Us|hax'd into their l33tspaces.]]
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| * '''Professor Tomoe''': A known [[pedophile]], Tomoe's daughter is Hotaru, AKA Super [[Emo]] Depressed Bitch of Darkness. He takes pleasure in being seduced by his servants, and is aroused by his own wicked laughter.
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| * '''Kaorinite''': The [[ginger|Crimson haired]] bitch, Kaorinite is always there when your man needs his [[sexism|pies baked, his dinner made, and his house cleaned.]] Kaorinite was killed, then resurrected. She attacks using black magic and even her own hair. She tries to get the best out of the Professor to please him, but he [[mary sue|completely ignores her]]. She [[emo|slit her wrists]] and moved to Canada, where she assumed the alias "Sailor Kaori."
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| * '''Eudial''': The first of the Witches Five and also the other mistress of the flame that is not Sailor Mars, Eudial is a [[sexism|horrible driver]] and is an avid snail hater. She fired things up with her [[Gundam|transformer
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| * '''Mimette''': Mimette took over as the second of the Witches Five. Mimette is a huge [[stalker]], and [[American Idol|has a crush on every male pop idol in exsistance.]] Once considered defecting to the Sailor team, but went into hiding after it was revealed she was a [[lesbian]]. She was recently seen trying to bomb the house of [[American Idol|Paula Abdul]].
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| * '''Telulu''': The third of the Witches Five, Telulu was the mistress of plant-life, and had wild plant orgies with her plants. She became aroused by the color green, and made her home in a greenhouse. Almost attempting to [[tentacle rape]] Usagi, she was beheaded by [[Batman|Poison Ivy]] after Ivy thought she was trying to copy off of her.
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| * '''Viluy''': Also known as Byruit. Viluy was a smart [[n00b|uber l33t space time geek]] who tried to use [[computers]] to take over the world, but was later defeated by Sailor Mercury during a [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|super huge robot anime meca battle.]]
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| * '''Cyprin''': She's the only member of the Witches 5 who has an evil counterpart. Her name is Petrol. They used their [[penis|super huge magic sticks]] [[rape|to try to defeat the Senshi]] but were [[butthurt|tricked into firing their own weapons at each other]] [[suicide|killing them.]]
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| * '''Mistress Nine''': [[spoiler|Mistress Nine is actually a super version of Hotaru.]] She is known for having massively large [[boobs]].
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| ==Shadow Galactica==
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| *'''[[God|Sailor Galaxia]]''': Galaxia used to be a sailor scout, that is, until she got possessed by an evil power, which thus made the plotline even more damn confusing. She is a ruthless villain, possibly the biggest evil [[bitch]] in the entire series, and also the world record holder of killing the most heroes, as well as her subordinates. This list includes all Sailor Scouts, The Outer Senshi, Chibi Usa, Chibi Chibi, Kakuryu, The Starlights, and Tuxedo Mask.
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| *'''Sailor Iron Mouse''': The stupidest of the group, Iron Mouse fails at everything, including proper use of a [[condom]] as well as failing to find out the identity of Sailor Moon. This of course, led to her downfall, and just when it was thought Galaxia killed her, she simply removed her [[penis|male sex organs]]. She can currently be found preforming as Cinderella at [[Disney|Disney World.]] She also owned a [[Doctor Who|TARDIS]]!
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| *'''Sailor Aluminum Siren''': The only member who knew what Sailor Moon's identity was. Slightly brain dead, she shared a love for [[food|foods]], [[lesbian|as well as a romantic love for her sex partner Sailor Lead Crow.]] Killed by Galaxia, [[bullshit|but her soul split into two parts, one went into the soul of Rachel Ray, and the other went into the soul of Paula Deen.]]
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| *'''Sailor Lead Crow''': Possibly [[Hispanic]] or Pacific Islander, Lead Crow was in a lesbian relationship with Aluminum Siren. After Siren died, Crow went into a deep depression. Forced to work with Sailor Tin Nyanko, she formed a trap, but Nyanko sabotaged it. Crow fell into a [[black hole]] which transported her to Oz. She now works in Munchkinland as a tour guide/mail-woman.
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| *'''Sailor Tin Nyanko''': Did you know she was voiced by [[Pikachu]]? Nyanko was the most annoying of the group. This hyperactive cat bitch was a fan of [[bestiality]]. Worked with Lead Crow but caused her supposed death. Sailor Moon used her power to make half of Nyanko pure. However, Nyanko's [[vagina]] exploded shortly thereafter, and she died. Galaxia then used her corpse as a rug.
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| ==Rating==
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| *''Action'': 10, Tokyo getting destroyed all over the damn place (but somehow in the end everyone totally forgets about it).
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| *''Lulz'': 10, until you realize that these guys are serious.
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| *''Furry Gayness'': 0, everyone is a demon in disguise so it's [[otherkin]] city.
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| *''Homosexuality'': 10, it's basically soft-core lesbian porn for children.
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| *''An Heroism'': 0, they sucked so bad at life none of them were ever able to successfully end it for themselves.
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| ==English Adaptation==
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| If you thought having Executive Producers and Network Censors cut out all the plot holes and character development from the anime were as bad as the series weeaboo followers, in 1993, Rocky Solotoff, president and founder of Toon Maker Inc. had hoped to capitalize on the success of Saban Entertainment's [[Power Rangers]] by creating an American live-action/western-animated version of Sailor Moon. Solotoff wrote, directed, and produced a pilot episode of his version of Sailor Moon for a company called Renaissance-Atlantic, who helped Saban [[steal|procure]] Super Sentai from Toei Animation to create the Power Rangers.
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| Since that day, Solotoff's version of Sailor Moon, which to this day, has not been exhibited publicly because it was shit. Unfortunately, some poor soul had the strength to bootleg part of it and posted on the Internet years later.
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| A [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCwHD1yIkhY link] to this video is being posted because the Jews at [[Jewtube]] have figured out how not to share video with the Internet.
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| [[File:646cb754ead16a61c1ce4629652b3211.jpg|thumb|center|455px|Loli got a gun, Her dog day's just begun]]
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| == Sailor Moon Crystal ==
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| [[File:SAILOR Moon Crystal 567.jpg|thumb|center|450px]]
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| [[File:X07-Sailor-Venus.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Why the long face?]]
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| [[File:Sailor Venus Season III.png|thumb|riggt|250px|The Sailor Moon Crystsl Scout's legs go up to their shoulders. If you look you can see her tampon string hanging over her broach.]]
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| If you have ever just found yourself [[No life|just sitting there]] watching Sailor Moon and started thinking that it's just way too long with all the filler plots and wanted an overly fast paced, [[shit|half assed]], poorly written reboot story that ignores the majority of the characters. Then, while your first wish was being granted, you wished that its art style would be so rushed and so triangular that college professors would use the character designs to teach trigometric functions to their first year students.
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| Before realizing or lamenting over how you wasted the first 2 wishes, you just threw away the third to have [[Animu|Toei Animation]] license the [[Americunt|English]] language version to the [[An hero|Suicide]] enducing voices from [[Shit|Viz Media]].
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| '''Sailor Moon Crystal''' was pretty much produced using this same exact scenario.
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| The Sailor Moon Crystal Reboot was produced to commemerate 20 years of people like [[Chris-Chan]] [[Masturbate|jerking their dicks]] to a [[loli|13-year-old]] Japanese girl that appears suspiciously American with blonde hair, flat chest, poor grades, no discipline and an [[Eating disorder]] to keep her mass exactly under 47.5 kilos because like most American [[Wimmins]], Usagi has discovered that you don't need to deny yourself something when you're just going to throw it up later.
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| When the first episode of '''Crystal''' was released in 2014, on Sailor Moon's official Birthday of June 30th, Sailor Moon's 33rd birthday was celebrated so that [[CP|E-Beggers]] like [[Doopie DoOver]] wouldn't feel so guilty about drawing a 13-year-old-girl getting raped.
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| === Plot ===
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| [[File:10521625 323399541160937 6303406831750627561 o-1024x576.jpg|thumb|center|455px|There be bitches below]]
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| [[File:Sailor Jupiter Crystl36.jpg|thumb|right|250px]]
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| It does have one, or at least we've been told it does.
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| The main purpose of the ''Crystal'' reboot is to cannonize the relationships of the scouts. The show's main purpose is to name their [[boyfriend]]s because as Sailor Moon is with [[Douchebag|Tuxedo Mask]] and '''The Four Heavenly Kings''' or Queen Beryl's brainwashed bitches were subordinates of Tuxedo Mask, they were, at one time, all hooking up because Soap Opera Rules say that they should.
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| There's no need to get mad. If you're into the idea of over muscled and gay Sailor Scouts going at it like [[Cambodia|Cambodian]] whores trying to get the attention of a rich, [[Americunt]] tourist then have no fears because their sexualities have never been outright stated.
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| So if you're fond of producing Sailor Venus and Sailor Mars [[Rule 34]], to sell online, that has them fortuitously getting together to fuck their nights and days away like they were [[Charlie Sheen]] with a couple kilos of coke and a whorehouse on speed-dial, '''Please!''' Draw the fuck away and kindly add links below, just remember to say that they're from ''Crystal'' because all the Inner Scouts are 16.
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| Without getting into plot, here are the pairings:
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| * Sailor Mercury and Zoicite
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| * Sailor Mars and Jadeite
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| * Sailor Jupiter and Nephyrite
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| * Sailor Venus and Kunzite (pronounced [[Vagoo|cuntzite]])
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| == Sailor Moon Fans generate Perversity ==
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| {{story|''ChibiUsa's Seventh Birthday by Robert Tsunai
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| This is a hentai story about ChibiUsa. If you don't like Incest, Childsex,
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| lesbian sex, bondage, anal sex, or things like that you probably shouldn't read
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| this. In this story, ChibiUsa has sex of some sort with every senshi. If you
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| want to skip to a certain senshi
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| Here is the order they do her in:
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| Mamoru - a good hard incestous fuck, bondage
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| Rei - An All-too -big rod and some torture.
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|
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| Haruka First a good spanking then doubledildo sex.
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|
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| Minako - Tit stuff and kissing and fondling
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| Michiru - They lick each other's pussies
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| Makoto Double Fist/double foot Fuck(lots of pain)
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|
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| Ami - banana fucks ChibiUsa's butthole and whips.
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| Setsuna - Uses the Time staff on Small Lady
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| Hotaru - They rub pussies and make out Usagi - 69, tit stuff
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| Feel free to read this if you're a minor, though, people under 18 should be able
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| to have fun too!
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| It was CHibiUsa's seventh birthday, June 30th, same day as Usagi. Shewas very
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| happy as everyone gathered around her singing happy birthday.
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| She looked around again at them and noticed something - none of themhad any
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| presents. "Wh-Where are the presents?" She asked, a little dissapointed.
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| "This year you're getting a different kind of present, ChibiUsa," Reisaid to
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| her. "What kind? "Your first sexual experiences," Makoto said "What?"
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| "You will have an orgasm by each and every one of us," Usagi told her.
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| "ChibiUsa, go to the bedroom and wait. We'll decide who goes forst."
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| "I... I'm not sure about this.. I ... no, I don't wanna do this, "Chibi Usa
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| stated. Witrhout a word, Haruka picked her up and carried her to the bedroom.
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| She pinned her down and tied each of her limbs to the corners of the bed.
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| ChibiUsa screamed and writhed and yelled, but to no avail. Haruka joined the
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| others in the other room who were deciding who should go first.
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| "I should go first, I'm her mother!" "Can I? I'm her best friend..."
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| "She should have her virginity taken first, I should go."
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| "hey, I just tied her down... So let me go first." Ami spoke up.
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| "I think Mamoru should go first.. He is her father, and she shouldhave her
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| virginity taken. And no matter who goes first, we'll all get to watchanyway."
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| THe others reluctantly agreed. They all stripped down and walked intothe
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| bedroom where ChibiUsa was tied down.
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| The 9 naked girls sat down on the other bed to watch as Mamoruapproached
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| ChibiUsa. She trembled as he approached her.
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| "ChibiUsa, I'm going to take our virginity. This is going to hurt alot, but in
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| the end we'll bith enjoy it." "no.. Mamo-chan.."
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| He positioned his rock hard dick at the entrance to her pussy.
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| "ready, CHibiUsa-chan?" "No!!! MAMOCHAN, NO!!!"
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| He forced his huge dick into his tight, wet, 7 year old daughter'spussy. She
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| screamed in agony as his dick pushed all the way into her. A trickleof blood
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| began flowing from her hole as Mamoru pumped himself in and out of hislittle
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| daughter. Her pussy was dripping juice and blood all over the bed as Mamoru
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| fucked her. SHe was in sheer pain from his big dick. He pushed in and out of her
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| harder and harder, bringing her more and more pain. She screamed as she came,
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| waves of pleasure taking over her small hairless pussy. Mamoru came and pulled
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| out of his daughter, who's pussy was dripping with blood and cum.
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| Rei got up.
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| "my turn," She said with an evil look in her eye. In her hand was alarge dowel,
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| with a diameter about the size of a soda can. She moved over to thecrying
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| ChibiUsa, and without warning, pushed the 12 inch dowel into heraching,
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| bleeding pussy. SHe screamed again in pure pain as the huge objectpenetrated
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| her. Rei began pushing it in and out of her, however, as she did thisshe took
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| ChibiUsa's clit in her spare hand and began pinching it. Thecombination of the
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| two tortures caused ChibiUsa to Sream louder and louder, as Rei beganincreasing
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| the pain factor further by biting her nipples. THe others on the bed,mean
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| while, were all using their vibrators becaus ethey were so turned on.Rei
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| stopped biting her nipples and began pinching and pulling them, andbrought her
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| mouth to CHibiUsa's clit. She took it in her mouth as ChibiUsascreamed,
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| NOOOOOO!!!. Rei ignored her, and began nibbling and biting ChibiUsa'sclit as
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| she pinched her nipples and pushed the huge rod in and o!
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| ut of her pussy. ChibiUSa came violently. Rei pulled the wet rod from
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| ChibiUsa's pussy and returned to the bed.
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| Haruka got up next. She untied Chibi Usa and retied her face Down onthe bed so
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| that she was on her knees. Haruka raised her hand and brought it downhard on
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| ChibiUsa's rear. ChibiUsa screamed as Haruka slapped her little assagain and
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| again. Haruka then turned her around again and got out her doulbedildo. She
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| pushed it up her pussy and set it on VIBRATE. She positioned it atChibiUsa's
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| entrance, and pushed it in. ChibiUsa yelled again as yet antoherobject foced
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| itself inside of her. Haruka pumped the vibrator in and out of herpussy, and
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| at the same time massaged her clit. ChibiUsa actually began to likethe feeling
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| that she was getting from all the sex, and began pumping her hips intime with
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| Harukas. The two fucked each other on the vibrators. ChibiUsa beganmoaning
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| now, as did Haruka. She was pushed over the edge.
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| "HA... Ru.. Ka!!!!!!", she shouted as she and Haruka came. arukapulled the
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| dildo out and tossed it onto the other bed.
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| "We're done now, you guys can use it."
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| Makoto inserted it into her own pussy and began having sex withSetsuna.
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| Minako arose.
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| "Now the goddess of Love get's a turn!" She approached ChibiUsa and untied her.
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| "ChibiUsa, do you like my tits?" "I.. I don't know..." ChibiUsa said blushing.
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| "I know you do because you're always staring at them when I talk toyou..."
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| "You knew that I liked your tits?"
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| "Of course, and if you had asked I would have shown them to you,that's what I
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| did for the others when they asked." "Can... Can I touch them?"
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| "Do whatever you like to them, ChibiUsa."
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| ChibiUsa grabbed one and began squeezing it. She pinched the nipplehard.
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| "ChibiUsa, do that harder..."
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| ChibiUsa began pinching pulling and twisting her nipple harder.
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| "Bite them ChibiUsa!"
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| ChibiUsa took the other nipple in her mouth and began biting itsoftly.
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| "Harder, ChibiUsa!! MAke it hurt!"
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| ChibiUsa began biting hard now, as Minako screamed. At the same time,Minako
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| began rubbing ChibiUsa's pussy. ChibiUsa moaned and kissed Minakopassionately.
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| Minako continued rubbing ChibiUsa's pussy as they french kissed eachother over
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| and over. Minako located ChibiUsa's clit and began pinching it.ChibiUsa
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| moaned and came. "MINAKOCHAN!!!!" Minako returned to the bed and Michiru arose.
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| Michiru approached ChibiUsa.
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| "ChibiUsa, would you like me to show you what Haruka and I do everynight?"
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| "Yes!!" Michiru sat down on the bed next to her.
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| "lie down and spread you legs." ChibiUsa did as she was told.
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| Michiru lowered her face to her hairless pussy and began running hertoungue
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| down her pussylips.
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| ChibiUsa moaned in ecstacy as Michiru's toungue licked her. Michirubegan
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| pushing her toungue into ChibiUsa's hole, tasting her pussy juice.
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| "Can I lick your's too, Michiru-san?", chibiUsa moaned.
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| Michiru got into 69 position. Chibiusa stared in awe at the beautifulpussy in
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| front of her face. She licked it, and Michiru moaned. She bean lickingit
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| more, tasting her juices and sucking on her pussy lips. ChibiUsa found
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| Michiru's clit and cautiously took it into her mouth. She beganflicking it
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| with her tongue and sucking on it. Michiru moaned loudly as ChibiUsadid this,
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| and began lickign ChibiUsa's clit. ChibiUsa writhed under her as shetook it
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| into her mouth and lightly nibbled on it. ChibiUsa began doing thesame thing to
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| Michiru. Both moaned louder and louder as they sucked and nibbbledeach other's
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| clits. "Michiru-san!", Chibiusa shouted as she came, her pussy being taken
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| over by waves of pleasure.
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| As she came, she mistakenly bit Michiru's clit harder than she hadbeen, causing
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| michiru to cum. ChibiUsa licked the pussy juice up, and Michirureturned to the
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| bed. Makoto whent over to ChibiUsa.
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| "ChibiUsa, I hope you like pain..." CHibiUsa nodded. "Yeah, I do actually.. "
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| "Good" Makoto ordered her to spread her pussy wide. She did, and Makotopushed 2
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| fingers inside her.. ChibiUsa moaned, "More, Makochan!"
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| Makoto pushed a third finger up ChibiUsa, and then a fourth.
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| Chibiusa was writhing on the bed as Makoto put more in her.
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| Makoto finnally pushed her entire fist up ChibiUsa's tight drippingpussy.
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| ChibiUsa screamed as Makoto pushed her fist in all the was past herwrist. SHe
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| pulled it out again, and then pushed it back in. SHe began insertingfingers
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| from her other hand to cause ChibiUsa more pain. ChibiUsa was nowscreaming
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| loudly from the torture. It hurt so much, she felt like she was beingripped
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| inhalf! Blood and cum mixed and flowed from her pussy. Still, though,for some
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| reason, she craved more pain. "Makoto!!! Make it hurt more!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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| Makoto obeyed ChibiUsa and pushed her other fist inside CHibiUsa too.ChibiUsa
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| now had both of Makoto's hands inside of her, and was bleeding allover the
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| bed.Makoto decide to make it hurt even more, and took her clit in hermouth,
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| She began biting it hard. ChibiUsa was still screaming for more pain,so makoto
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| began pushing her foot into ChibiUsa's pussy along with her hands. Sheforced
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| the whole thing in, and ChibiUsa's pussy began bleeding more, with twofists and
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| a foot in her. "Make it hurt even more!!!!!!!!!"
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| Makoto pushed her other foot into ChibiUsa. ChibiUSa was in so muchpain that
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| she came, blood and cum spewing forth from her battered pussy.
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| Makoto returned to the bed, and as soon as she sat down, Rei spreadher pussy
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| and began pushing the rod she had into her. He others joined in andbit her
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| nipples and clit.
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| AMi got up and went to the bed where the bleeding cum covered ChibiUsalay.
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| "ChibiUsa, you're a bit too tender for anything vaginal, so I'm goingto push
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| this banana up your asshole.", she said, holding up a long yeelowbanana.
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| "Turn over."
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| ChibiUsa did, expecting a spanking. Ami began forcing the large bananainto
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| ChibiUsa's ass.
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| "OW! ChibiUsa yelled, as Ami forced the unlubricated banana into her."Ami, can
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| you spank me too?? Make it hurt a lot!"
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| Ami was happy to oblige, and began pumping the banana with one hand,and
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| slapping ChibiUsa's ass with the other. She found that one hand wasn'tenough
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| to satisy ChibiUsa's craving for pain, so she pused the banana intoher pussy so
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| she could ass fuck chibiUsa with it and slap her iwht both hands.
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| Ami was smacking chibiUsa with both hands now as she pumped the bananain and
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| out of ChibiUsa's asshole.She called out,
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| "toss me that whip!" to the others on the bed. They chucked it to herand
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| resumed tortuening Makoto.
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| Ami took the whip and began whipping ChibiUsa's ass hard with it. Atthe pain
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| of the whip on her, ChibiUsa screamed. She abruptly turned around soami's whip
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| hit her pussy instead of her ass. The pain searing through her madeher cum.
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| Ami pulled out the banana and returned to the other bed.
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| Setsuna walked over to ChibiUsa, the time staff in her hand. "Small Lady..."
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| "Puu!! Are you gonna put that in me?" "If you wnat, Small Lady" "Yes!"
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| Setsuna pushed the end without the garnet orb into ChibiUsa's pussy.She pumped
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| it in and out, as ChibiUsa yelled, "Puu!!!!!!!!!!"
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| She pumped it slow at first, and started speeding up. She beganpushing it
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| harder into the little girl. "Puu, that's so good! Faster Puu!"
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| Setstuana pushed it in and out even faster and harder, over and overagain,
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| driving it up the 7 year old. "oh PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!"
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| she screamed as she came. Setsuna removed the Time staff.
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| "Did you like that, Small Lady?" "Yes, thank you Puu!"
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| Hotaru approached ChibiUsa shyly. "ChibiUsa-chan?" "Hotaruchan!!"
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| "I.. I don't know where to begin... ChibiUsa..."
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| "How bout kissing her, Hotaru-chan," Haruka encouraged from the bed.
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| ""Ok.. ChibiUsachan.."
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| She neared ChibiUsa and kissed her on the lips. They began kissing
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| passionately, and ChibiUsa rolled onto Hotaru.
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| "Hotaru-chan," She moaned between kisses, "Let's rub our pussiestogether."
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| "Okay", Hotaru moaned as ChibiUsa kissed her.
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| ChibiUsa positioned her pussy directly over Hotarus and began pumpingher hips.
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| Hotaru moaned adn moved her hips in time with ChibiUsa's. Bith girlswere
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| dripping pussy juice all over each other as their pussylips ans clitstouched
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| again and again.
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| Hotaru moaned as their sexes touched again and again. Both girls cameas their
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| pussies met. "Hotaruchan!" "ChibiUsachan!"
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| Hotaru laid there next to ChibiUsa on the bed for a few seconds as herorgasm
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| subsides. She kissed her best friend on the lips and returned to theother bed.
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| Usagi arose and walked over to her daughter.
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| "ChibiUsa." "Usagi"
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| They both instantly knew what they wanted to do. They assumed the 69position
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| and began licking each others pussies. "Ummm.. ChibiUsa, you taste sooooo god"
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| "Umm, Usagi, oh!!"
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| ChibiUsa began squeezing Usagi's tits as she licked her, pinching thenipples.
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| Usagi began doing the same to ChibiUsa's small nipples.
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| They both came to a climax as they licked each other's clits andsqueezed each
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| other's tits. Usagi returned to the bed and ChibiUsa sat up.
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| "Everyone, that was the best birthday present ever!!!"
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| "So, ChibiUsa, you up for another fuck?," Mamoru asked.
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| "Yea!" She shouted, as she ran over to the bed to have sex with all the others
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| again. The End''}}
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{Collapsegallery||Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| Image:Sailormoonhentai.gif|Typical scene from ''Sailor Moon''.
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| File:Lollipop Venus.png
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| Image:Moonaction.jpg|''Sailor Moon'' teaches young girls about friendship and justice.
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| Image:Tuxedo Mask.gif
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| Image:Naoko Takeuchi Now.jpg|The creator of Sailor Moon, Naoko Takeuchi. Notice her rape face.
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| Image:Sailormoonxrated.jpg|The new DVD box set.
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| Image:Senshimoon.gif|She wants you to be her [[bitch]]!
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| Image:Son-I-am-Moon.jpg|Sailor Moon IRL.]]
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| Image:SailorMoonCosplayTardsKissing.jpg|And they wonder why their fandom isn't taken seriously.
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| Image:Naptime.jpg|Orgy amidst flower petals.
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| Image:Sailortentacles.jpg|Tentacle raped yet again. The typical outcome of an episode.
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| Image:Hentai_-_Sailor_Moon_and_DBZ_guy.jpg|The infamous Sailor Moon and Dragon Ball Z [[crossover]].
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| Image:SailorMoonTenticles.jpg|Sailor Moon to the rescue!
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| Image:ChibiMoonLoli.jpg|[[lolwut]]? Chibi Moon hit puberty?
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| Image:Rapistgook.png|[[Fact|Japanese pedophiles will use the series as kiddy bait]]
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| Image:Androgynous Zoicite.jpg|Zoicite, after his sex-change operation for the English dub.
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| Image:5559193585 332a5274d1 o.jpg|A [[typical]] Sailor Moon fan.
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| File:Sailor moon hookers and blow.jpg|THIS explains things!
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| Image:Sailormoonguy.JPG|Sailor Moon at age 45.
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| Image:RealSailorMoon.jpg|The real champion of justice.
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| Image:Niggamoon.jpg|From the popular episode of ''Sailor Moon'' entitled "Nigga Stole My Tentacles".
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| Image:SBAllen_from_Gamefaqs_2.jpg|SBAllen(Formerly Sailor Bacon) of Gamefaqs dressing up like a queer.
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| Image:Sballen.jpg| SBAllen proving how much of a weaboo fag he really is.
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| Image:bearded_cosplay02.jpg| [[Moar]] creepiness!!!
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| Image:Flora Chan as Sailor Jupiter by floranaturefairy.jpg|[[SailorMercury90]], taking time off from writing the [[Unwarrented_self_importance|best pregnancy fetish]] [[fanfic]] in the [[fandom]] to fail at something else.
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| File:SailorHitler.jpg|Moonstone fly and prevail-Mondstein flieg und Sieg Heil
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| File:SailorMoonInuyasha.jpg|Sailor Moon is a source of [[Plagiarism|Inspiration]] for [[Inuyasha|other]] [[Animu]]-Serials
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| File:TuxedoMaskSailorMoonAnal.png|Tuxedo Mask is a real gentleman and know how to treat a lady
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| File:SailorMercuryexecuted.jpg
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| File:SailorMoonisformen.jpg
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| File:SpongeMoon.jpg
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| File:ReiHinoAss.jpg|A typical fighting stance
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| File:Sailorpluto.jpg|The freetime clothing of a Sailor Warrior
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| File:Jadeitefucks.jpg|Jadeite always motivates his Youmas
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| File:SailorMoonVideoGame.jpg|A Scene from the official Sailor Moon Videogame
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| File:MoonMan - TUXEDOMOON.jpg|How it should've been
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| File:Ogrelove.png|"It's the purest form of love, like layers on an onion, together."
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| File:Sailormoonfuckthepolice.jpg|In the name of the moon, fuck the police!
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| File:Sailorhank.png|Selling Propane by Daylight
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| File:Sailor trump chan by tac0 g alaxy-d9xvyz1.jpg|Glorious hybrid of Sailor Moon and [[The Donald|God Emperor Trump]]
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| File:Sailor what the crap.jpg
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| </gallery>}}
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| ==Videos==
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| <center><youtube>VTH2HiTRjYA</youtube><br>'''In a nutshell'''</center>
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Pantyshot]]
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| *[[Yuri]]
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| *[[Hentai]]
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| *[[D.Gray-Man]]
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| *[[Usagi Kou]]
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| *[[Eclipse]] Usagi might say she walked into a door but the real reason for the black-eye was she got in the way of Mamoru, the Tv and Monday Night Football. A Syzygy for triple word score.
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| *[[Unikitty]]
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| ==External Links==
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| * [http://swfchan.com/19/94444/?Run_Sailor_Moon_V2.swf ''Sailor Moon'' hentai]
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| * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJtCL9B1vVg GAY]
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| * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VS3stql5Pw Sailor Moon is a troll?]
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| * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3_C6224tRQ It's a trap]
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| * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUbEvyKFJ18 Sailor Moon's number one fan]
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| * [http://g.e-hentai.org/g/159844/6ce0baa334/ Sailor Moon hentai]
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| * [http://g.e-hentai.org/g/70495/d33f9e0c79/ Sailor Moon dick girl]
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| * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgifoQiJlZs A parody]
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