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| {{Spoiler|mario's not a plumber anymore}}
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| [[File:Messiarioh.png|thumb|centre|[[Press_F_to_Pay_Respects|He died for our sins.]]]]
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| {{ib|[[File:Mario300.jpg|200px|"It's-a me, Mario!"]]}}
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| {{Ibhead|<big>Mario<big>}}
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| {{Ibrow|<center>'''Race'''</center>|<center>[[Guido]]</center>}}
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| {{Ibrow|<center>'''Occupation'''</center>|<center>[[Unemployed|???]]</center>}}
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| {{Ibrow|<center>'''Developer'''</center>|<center>[[Nintendo]]</center>}}
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| {{Ibrow|<center>'''Designer'''</center>|<center>[[Chink|Shigeru Miyamoto]]</center>}}
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| {{Ibrow|<center>'''Series'''</center>|<center>''Mario''</center>}}
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| {{Ibrow|<center>'''Platforms'''</center>|<center>[[NES]]<br>[[SNES]]<br>[[Game Boy]]<br>[[GameCube]]<br>[[Nintendo#DS|DS]]<br>[[Wii]]<br>[[Nintendo#DS|3DS]]<br>[[Nintendo#Wii_U|Wii U]]<br>[[Nintendo Switch|Switch]]</center>}}
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| {{Ibrow|<center>'''Release'''</center>|<center>1985</center>}}
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| '''Mario''' is the [[fat]], greasy, [[wop]] mascot for [[Nintendo]], and has starred in [[Over 9000|roughly 90%]] of their games due to Shigeru Miyamoto's insatiable shroom fetish. Mario is known throughout the world for his habit of breaking [[bricks|blocks]], collecting [[coin]]s, throwing [[pyro|fire balls]], getting high off shrooms, getting pwned by [[TMNT|turtles]] and [[guido|Goombas]], and saving [[whores]]. | | == '''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''BALEET THE [[Icewillow9|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL TAKE DOWN ED AGAIN'''</span>'''</span>''' == |
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| ==[[The game]]s==
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| [[Image:Allah.gif|thumb|250px|More evidence that Mario is [[JEWS DID WTC|actually Jewish]].]]
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| [[File:Peach Koopa Reality.jpg|thumb|300px|Typical [[Winning|game over]] screen.]]
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| ===''Donkey Kong''===
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| [[Lie|Totally not related to King Kong in anyway]], this game has <s>Mario</s> [[Megaman|JUMPMAN]] saving the [[Fail|helpless]] [[Missing White Womyn Syndrome|Pauline]] from [[Rape|the clutches]] of a [[ronery]] [[ape]]. [[Rapist|Although he's a very nice guy sometimes.]]
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| <center><youtube>K_tyOrDRpXA</youtube><br></center>
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| ===''Super Mario Bros.''===
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| Mario and his brother [[Weegee|Luigi]] save the Princess from a [[Blastoise|giant turtle]]. To [[AIDS|aid]] them on their quest, they have a variety of power-ups, such as [[weed|Fire Flowers]] (which cause flames to erupt from Mario's fingertips), Mushrooms (which make everything look smaller), and [[ecstasy|Super Stars]] (which cause enemies to have seizures on contact). I wish I was joking, but this is the staple of the average Mario game.
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| ===''Super Mario Bros 2''===
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| Mario, Luigi, that fucking annoying mushroom-midget thing, and that whore Peach who does nothing but scream and fly around using her ability to queef at high speeds, team up to battle a [[frog]]. They [[Kill it with fire|kill it with vegetables]], but not really, because [[spoiler|IT WAS ALL A DREAM LOL!]]
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| It's a [[cuntpaste|cuntpasted]] version of another game called ''[[durka durka|Doki Doki]] [[jihad|Panic]]''. The original sequel was thought to be too hard for dumbass [[American]] [[Fail|gamers]] like [[you]]rself.
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| ===Dian Shi Ma Li===
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| [[Image:Fortran.png|thumb|PUSH START TO RICH]]
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| [[File:Mario for Fingers.jpg|thumb|Of course, Mario isn't for everyone...]]
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| [[File:ThwompTheVotePoster.jpg|thumb|Sibling rivalry.]]
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| A <s>pirate game</s> shittier game compared to the main games of the series, [[Chinese|Dian Shi Ma Li]] is a spinoff featuring a Mario clone named [[4chan|Fortran]] - who happens to be the illegitimate father of Weegee and Malleo. The purpose of this game is to use [[communism|imaginary moneys]] and to [[Engrish|PUSH START TO RICH]]. Unlike the other Mario games, there is no end to this one. Ever.
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| It's a shame that this particularly [[awesome]] Mario game was overshadowed by another, shittier one.
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| ===''Super Mario Bros. 3''===
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| Considered by the fandom to be the BEST GAME EVAR, Mario and Luigi have to save seven kings who, along with being kidnapped, had their seven [[cock|MAGIK WANDS]] stolen and were turned into [[furry|animals]] by each of the seven [[coon]]s. However, in [[at least 100|World Seven]], Mario finds out that those seven [[rape|kidnappings]] were ''all just a distraction'' so Bowser could nab [[Madeleine McCann|Princess Toad]][[shit]]. Seven seven seven.
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| Bowser isn't the brightest bulb in the [[box]], but he at least deserves a [[GG|Gold Star]] for effort... that is until you see what faggotty plans Bowser comes up with in the future. Then it's torn off like an old Band-Aid.
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| ===''Super Mario World''===
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| The same game as ''3'', but for the [[Super Nintendo]]. The only difference is that this time you get to ride a [[dinosaur]] named Yoshi AND [[Shit nobody cares about|OMG YOU GET A CAPE INSTEAD OF A TAIL!1]]
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| <center><youtube>xt2uyDqbA-Q</youtube><br>'''Typical gameplay'''</center>
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| [[Image:Nigga stole my yoshi.gif|thumb|Nigga stole my Yoshi!]]
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| [[Image:Lolpeta.jpg|thumb|[[PETA]] haets Mario.]]
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| [[Image:SMW secret level.JPG|thumb|OMG SECRET LEVEL]]
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| [[Image:Merigol.png|thumb|Merigo]]
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| ===''Mario Kart''===
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| [[Image:Mario-jeremy.jpg|thumb|Luigi finds out that his brother is actually [[Ron Jeremy]].]]
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| Mario and his friends skid around various tracks in cardboard go-karts and throw shit at each other for [[You win the prize|trophies]]. The original was supposed to have [[2girls1cup|two female characters and one cup]], but Nintendo decided they were too badass for more than one chick. There have been sequels, but it's the same general concept of Mario and his friends throwing shit at each other.<br /><br />
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| ===''Super Mario [[RPG]]''===
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| By far, the most overrated Mario game to date. The starting plot is the same as the original ''Super Mario Bros.'' game, but then this giant [[Cock|Sword]] rams into Bowser's crib and his shit goes flying everywhere and he has to hire an army of [[Mexicans]] to fix it.
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| So, Mario has to find some PVC glue bottles that look like bits of stars to reassemble some retarded magical dildo or some shit like that and look for the Princess. It's like ''[[Final Fantasy]]'' (it was made by the same company, go figure), but HE KNOWS ABOUT TIMED HITS which can be used for [[Massive damage|MASSIVE DAMAGE]]. This game has spawned an ungodly amount of fanboys who practically live on praying to their God for giving them this game. Let's not forget that this game is incredibly boring since Mario can only jump in the overworld and that the puzzelda were practically made <s>for</s> by three year-olds or people with [[down syndrome]]. Also the source of Geno, who is a fucking living puppet, and [[Kirby|Mallow]], but nobody cares about him.
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| ===''Mario is Missing''===
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| Bowser is up to no good again, so Mario must put a stop to his [[AC/DC|dirty deeds]]!!!!111[[Oneoneone]].
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| What poorly-made plan has Bowser cooked up this time to steal the Princess? None. Thank God.
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| Instead, Bowser has set up base in the Antarctic and he plans to flood the Earth by melting it with ''hairdryers'' (yes, you read that correctly. Unless you read it as Hard Drivers, in which case, get some glasses you blind fuck). When Mario tries to stop Bowser's <s>hilarious</s> nefarious scheme, he gets his ass caught. Luigi then has to travel around the world and answer trivia questions to save his brother. It's exactly as entertaining as it sounds.
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| Melting Antarctica with ''hairdryers''? Bowser must be a cheap-ass nigger.
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| The PC version of the game gave birth to the [[meme]] known as [[Weegee]].
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| ===''Super Mario [[69]]''===
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| {{quote|So long, gay Bowser!| Mario while having some [[sick fuck|gay tail fetishes]]|color=sliver|size=360%|textColor=black|textSize=150%}}
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| {{quote|YAHOO! YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAHOO!| Mario in every SM64 TAS ever.|color=sliver|size=360%|textColor=black|textSize=150%}}
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| You get a sexy letter from princess peach and she says some shit about [[Delicious cake|cake]]. At this point you should know that the cake is a lie because women can't write letters. Bowser takes over the Princess's castle (which is nothing but an [[art]] gallery) and hides [[Easter egg|Power Stars]] in various painting worlds instead of actually doing anything with them. In this AMAZING 64-BIT [[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure|ADVENTURE]] (which just boils down to low poly low tris shit that was on the computer for years), you run around collecting the Power Stars that, coincidentally, do nothing but let you progress, and fight Bowser [[less than 100|at least 69]] times (each battle the fucking same thing which becomes way too easy). The excellent control scheme handles like [[your mom]].
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| <youtube>ZnRCWFdzxbg</youtube><center>'''Mainly Gameplay.'''</center>|
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| <youtube>QDkxRA7yxLY</youtube><center>'''Beating the game in 5 minutes.'''</center>|
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| ===''[[PAPER MARIO SCREENCAP|Paper Mario]]''===
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| Same as ''SMRPG'' but every character is a fucking piece of [[Paperlilies|paper]]. Bowser steals a Star Rod, gets sued by [[Kirby]] for copyright infringement, [[Charlie Sheen|wins]], and decides to use it for himself. Peach invites Mario and Luigi to a party at the castle, during which the whole castle rises up in the sky and Bowser [[pwns]] the shit out of Mario with his Star [[Penis|Rod]]. OMFG! So now Mario has to free some shit star spirits to re-own Bowser and his damn Star Rod, with the help of all his [[buttsecks|partners]]. He has several of these partners to help him out on his contrived quest, but they are hardly notable and very shitty. The series has also spawned two equally formulaic sequels of collecting seven shiny pieces of shit to kill somebody. Hoorays!
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| Nintendo's view on [[Nazi]]s.</center>
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| ===''[[Super Smash Bros.]]''===
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| [[Image:Japanstache.gif|thumb|If you play ''Mario'' games, you instantly become a dirty Italian.]]
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| [[File:Mario Arrested Drugs.gif|thumb|It's a fair cop...]]
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| A Nintendo [[fanboy]]'s wet dream come to life. The game is basically a giant [[circlejerk]] of various Nintendo characters beating the shit out of each other. So, essentially, it's fucking [[awesome]]. It's also [[at least 100|one of the many]] games subject to [[tourneyfag]] drama.
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| ===''Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door''===
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| The world is once again turned into [[shit|paper]], and now it's up to Mario to go collect OMFGJESUSCHRIST [[Moar|EVEN MORE!!!!!!!]] fucking Stars. [[Obvious|That's right, and seven of them!]] Who would've thought? But there's a twist: You can die in the overworld! OMG!!! Nintendo is really pushing the limits! There's also a fucking guy with a fishbowl for a head who wants them so he can stick em up his ass or some other form of faggotry like that. Of course, Mario also has [[Life partner|his bitches]] that join him, because apparently Mario's too [[fail]] to kick ass without help. Mario's [[bitches]], in this game, are all [[Aboriginal]]...let's see...
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| * [[Oompa Loompas|Goombella]], a PMS-ing, useless, excessive, and unwanted bitch.
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| * [[Fag|Koops]], a pussy.
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| * [[Fat|Flurrie]], a nudist (and attractive women are NEVER nudist, are they? No, it's always the big fat fucking [[lolcow|cows]]). Unfortunately for Mario, she wants inside his pants.
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| * A [[Shota|Yoshi]], whom you get to name after you get him. Acts like a [[W|total douche]] the entire game.
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| * [[Trap|Vivian]], a prostitute-like shadow-freaky lady who wants inside Mario's pants ([[lol wut|but in Japan she's a boy]]).
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| * [[Pedophile|Captain Bobbery]], an old pedophile who [[terrorist|blows himself up]], and is [[An Hero|emo]] for his dead wife. He desperately wants to die. [[PROTIP]]: This is the only character you will use in this game.
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| * [[Furry|Ms. Mowz]], a random convict who wants inside Mario's pants.
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| Yes, every [[whore|female]] (and possibly [[Gay|male]]) wants inside Mario's pants, desperately (cause Italians are [[smex]]y :3). This fact is made painfully obvious throughout the game.
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| ===''Super Mario Sunshine''===
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| [[Image:Super-mario-compact-disco.jpg|thumb|Ginzo's are a lot like [[niggers]].]]
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| Set shortly after Mario's successful [[Islam|Jihad]] in ''Super Mario World'' where he destroys several buildings, Mario boards a plane headed to a distant tropical island where he attempts to hijack and crash it into a high-rise skyscraper. With Mario's [[Final solution|final terrorist plot]] foiled, he is captured and labeled an [[Terrorist|enemy combatant]] and sent to [[Cuba|Guantanamo Bay]]. The rest of the game is spent with Mario being [[Raped|interrogated]] by eating cock-meat sandwiches and getting asshamered by [[the Man]]. During his testimony, when asked why he intended to kill so many [[Asking for it|innocent civilians]], he stated that he "[[I did it for the lulz|did it for teh lulz!]]"
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| After being [[torture]]d half to death by freaks, Mario is subjected to [[at least 100]] hours of community service in the form of cleaning up the town that the residents shit all over. Mario gets a [[penis|water cannon]] and uses it to [[cum|spray]] on everything [[porn|dirty]].
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| Oh, yeah, and [[Yiff|Bowser]]'s in a bathtub [[Fatass|this entire time]]. And apparently he has a [[Shitstain|kid]] too.
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| ===s<u>U</u>pe<u>R</u> <u>M</u>a<u>R</u>io <u>G</u>al<u>A</u>x<u>Y</u>===
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| [[Image:Mario rape yoshi.jpg|thumb|Mario [[buttsex|ass-fucks]] Yoshi and fills him with [[cum]], as Yoshi spits it out on the other end.]]
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| Waggle and jump around on tiny space-rocks, following a linear path to the star, jumping around on cartoony levels to appeal to the younger crowds.
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| ...that's it. Going from point A to point B [[over 9000|9,003]] times, occasionally stopping to collect shit or take part in <s>epic</s> tedious boss fights.
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| After collecting all 120 stars, what do you get? YOU GET TO DO IT ALL AGAIN! But as [[Weegee]], who jumps higher but seems to have had his shoes dunked in anal lube, which makes him slippery as fuck. What do you get after beating the game again? You get to go back to the starting level of the game and collect purple coins! Fuck yes!
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| If you look closely at the title look at the letters that have stars. they spell out "U R MR GAY" lol
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| [[Lie|Easily the best ''Mario'' game ever made]]. Because of this and the fact that ever since [[space|Neil Armstrong]] landed on the [[Moon]], every [[Americunt]] got a space [[fetish]], there's a sequel that appeals to [[at least 100]] percent of [[nostalgia]]fags and rips off every other 3D Mario game [[No|SINCE NOSTALGIA'S COOL, RIGHT?]]. Yoshi's in this one and eats radioactive berries that give it superpowers. And its cover says "YA I M R U?"
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| ===''Mario & [[Sonic]] at the [[LOLympic Games|Special Olympics]]''===
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| Mario and his friends find some [[furfags]] and a fat scientist, and then they compete in the fucking [[Special Olympics]]. Nobody gives a shit about this game now, due to Sonic in ''Brawl''- [[wut|HOLY SHIT! THOSE BASTARDS ARE MAKING ANOTHER ONE!]]
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| Then they actually went on to create even [[moar]] of this shit, including ''Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games'' and ''Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games''. There's also ''Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games'', if you just needed to play as Mario or Sonic snowboarding.
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| ===''Super Paper Mario''===
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| Same old [[shit|story]] as the first two, except in this game, Mario gets partners that [[bisexual|aren't necessarily gay, but they aren't heterosexual either]]. This time around, he gets to team up with [[Cutter|Tippi]], [[Lesbian|Princess Peach]], [[Weegee|Luigi]], and [[Troll|Bowser]]. Together, they fight [[Glenn Beck|Count Bleck]], [[Basement Dweller|Nastasia]], [[Chuck|O'Chunks]], [[Whore|Mimi]], [[Fag|Dimentio]], and [[ZA WARUDO|Mr. L]]. It's different from the other two ''Paper Mario'' games in that there's less turnbased combat and more of the [[No U|awesome]] platforming.
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| Instead of Mario's, most of the [[wimmins|female characters]] go for [[emo|Count Bleck]]'s pants since he's the supreme god of all emos. Bleck also [[epic fail|doesn't succeed in destroying the universe]] and reveals the power of [[buttsecks|friendship]].
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| ===New Super Mario Bros===
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| It's like every other 2D ''Mario'' game, but [[noob|new]]! There's also this [[midget|little]] version of Bowser that you fight [[OVER 9,000]] times who sounds like [[you]].
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| As quoted from Luigi, "Go, [[Weegee]]!"
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| ===''[[Electric Boogaloo|New Super Mario Bros.]]''===
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| [[image:shitmariowii.jpg|thumb|Itsa meeeeee!]]
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| [[File:Mario64.jpg|thumb|Can ''you'' spot the [[Copypasta|difference]]?]]
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| [[File:ChuyMario.jpg|thumb|Mario as portrayed by a fabulous spic-midget.]]
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| So it's Mario's bitch's birthday and a HUEG [[Delicious Cake|cake]] comes in from nowhere, everyone is pleased at the arrival of the cake but then.....[[Typical|Bowser's kids]] come out of nowhere and put the whore in the cake and take off with it! It all boils down to a [[lemonparty]] of all the old 2D games, but in [[lie|3D]]!
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| ===Super Mario 3D Land===
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| It's ''New Super Mario Bros'' [[Unorginality|but in 3D]]. Also tanooki suit is back for [[nostalgiafags]] which made [[PETA]] go pussy and make a [[Adobe Flash|shitty flash game]] based on it.
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| ===''[[Jew|New Super Mario Bros. 2]]''===
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| Same exact thing as the first, but with lots moar coins. After Mario gets 1,000,000 coins in total, being the self-centered asshole he is, spends it on a GIANT GOLDEN STATUE OF HIMSELF that doesn't do shit.
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| ===''Mario & Luigi: [[Ghey|Superstar]] Saga''===
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| This time, instead of the Mushroom Kingdom being in peril, the [[Beaners|Beanish]] people of the [[Mexico|BeanBean Kingdom]] ask [[Wops|Mario and Luigi]] to stop [[Batshit Insane|Cackletta]], [[Nerd|Fawful]], and the Koopalings from terrorizing the BeanBean Kingdom. [[Shit nobody cares about|In this game, the battle system is exactly the same as Paper Mario, except you can do combos and Bros Attacks]].
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| Some say [[pigs|Americans]] butchered the localized version by fucking up the monsters' stats. The Koopa Kids' HP are greatly reduced, making each of them able to be [[wat|killed in 1 hit]], while the final boss's HP is doubled to drag out a boring ass fight even further.
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| It has sequels on the [[DS]] that include [[time]] travel and [[vore]] and [[pedophile|baby]] sockpuppets of the two. [[O RLY|Ya, rly]].
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| ===''Mario & Luigi: [[Incest|Partners in Time]]''===
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| Mario and Luigi go back and forth in time to [[Baby fuck|have sex with their baby selves]] while [[Missing_white_woman_syndrome|Peach is yet again kidnapped]], this time by the [[mushroom|shroobs]], who are purple alien toads that have evil expression on their face and talk in [[l33t]] speak. You jerk around doing utter bullshit and find Peach after weeks of gameplay. You battle Princess Shroob to find out she's got a sister who was locked away in [[shit nobody cares about]] and rape her shit in a battle that lasts [[srsly|an hour]].
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| ===''Mario & Luigi: Bowser's [[vore|Inside]] Story'' ([[Inflation]]: [[The Game]])===
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| Fawful returns, [[butthurt]] over Cackletta's death in the first game, and plots to take over the Mushroom Kingdom by giving everyone [[Mcdonalds|weird mushrooms]] that [[Inflation_art|bloat]] them up to [[fat|immobility]]. Then he feeds Bowser a "Vacuum Shroom" that makes him [[vore|inhale]] the princess and the Mario brothers. The rest of the game is about tending to Bowser's [[butthurt]] for Fawful turning his castle into a [[gay bar|theater]] and you have to do shit with Mario and Luigi like going into Bowser's ass to restore his life by anally ravaging him. Srsly.
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| There's also a moment where Boos [[Inflation art|force feed]] Bowser until [[Fat furry|immobility]]. [[NO|Yeah]].
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| ===''Mario & Luigi: [[Wet dream|Dream]] Team''===
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| [[File:Mario and Luigi Dream Team.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Gay.]]
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| I hope you love learning stuff, cause this piece of shit is roughly [[TL;DR|75% tutorials]], 25% gameplay. Mario and Luigi go on a vacation to [[Body Pillow|Pi'illo]] Island, where it is discovered that Luigi can open [[Glory holes|portals]] into his retarded dreams whenever he decides to be a lazy fuck. Mario travels back and forth between [[IRL|reality]] and the [[OTI|Dream world]] in order to mentally scar his brother with imagery of his 2-inch cock. Hell, we even get one of the characters cosplaying as a carrot attempting to [[Pedo|lure]] a rabbit to suck his dick. No jokes.
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| Some emo fag named Antasma decides to [[Buttbuddies|partner-up]] with Bowser for great lulz, only for Bowser to be a dick and betray him. Some other weird shit happens, Bowser obtains the [[Jewgold|Dream Stone]] and becomes [[God]] but the Mario brothers inevitably fuck him up the ass and end up [[And nothing of value was lost|destroying the Dream Stone]]. No one gives a shit, and then the game ends.
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| ===''Mario & Luigi: [[Drawn Sex|Paper Jam]]''===
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| All of the characters in the Mario series have sex with their paper counterparts which fall out of one of Peach's [[Fifty Shades of Grey|dirty book]]s hidden in her library. The plot for this game was likely conceived by a bunch of closeted [[DeviantART|DeviantFags]].
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| TL;DR Version - Crossover of the two shittiest Mario series in existence.
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| ===''Super Mario [[Copypasta|D.I.Y.]]''===
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| Also known as ''Super Mario Maker'', a game where Nintendo basically said "Fuck it, we'll let the players make their own version of ''New Super Mario Bros.'' since we've made the same goddamn game like fifty times already!" The game released on [[9/11]]!
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| ===''Super Mario Odyssey''===
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| First Mario game for the [[Nintendo Switch]]. In this game, Bowser goes through with his plan to marry and raep Peach and it's up to you to indulge in a worthless collectathon. That's all you do. Mario can explore new kingdoms to collect moons, such as a Spic inspired sand world and a city that looks worse than GTA4. After eating Bowser's ass for the billionth time, the game allows you to collect some more moons so you can get some special shit afterwards. Did I mention that there's like [[OVER 9000|800]] moons? You can also refight the same shitty bosses but with low gravity. BUT IT'S AN AMAZING GAME SINCE IT'S LIKE 64!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!one!!
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| ===''Super Mario [[Copypasta|D.I.Y. 2]]''===
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| Also known as ''Super Mario Maker 2'', a game where Nintendo basically said "Fuck it, we'll let the players make their own version of ''New Super Mario Bros.'' since we've made the same goddamn game like fifty times already!" again with more content. They released an update which lets you create your own games as Nintendo are too lazy to come up with original ideas.
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| ===Other games===
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| [[File:Fat Princess Peach.jpg|right|185px]]
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| Keep in mind, the above mentioned games only make up a small percentage of the games in which Mario has starred. Mario has also been featured in [[at least 100]] other games (no exaggeration), all of which can be viewed [[Shit nobody cares about|here]].
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| {{center|
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| |<youtube>BvhsPHnTac4</youtube><br>German Mario Gameplay.
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| |<youtube>2hzQpGamC9U</youtube><br>The Shocking Truth.
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| |<youtube>Pr1ju6GoCsY</youtube><br>Mario Teaches Sex-Ed.
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| |<youtube>l1kZ9_W6hH4</youtube><br>Invents the Tossed Salad.
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| |<youtube>mZsB7LxgCek</youtube><br>Super Mario 3D Land}}|border=blue|background=red}}
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| }}
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| ==Furry==
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| [[File:8050a92e186900334c1206a1c63ea2ab.jpg|thumb|Awwwright!]]
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| [[Last Thursday|In 1990]], the public was beginning to suspect Mario of being part of the [[furry]] community. Mario denied these claims when asked. These suspicions were brought on by the fact that Mario was seen dressing up like a [[Pun Raccoon|raccoon]]. Mario stated that he wore this costume not because he was a furry, but because he liked being able to float around and get more coins. However, suspicions were further aroused when he was also caught dressing up like a tanuki and later, a frog. When asked, Mario just stated that he was sort of a furry, but only in that he was fascinated by those creatures and was not aroused by them at all. These rumors went away after a while, but then they were brought back and confirmed when an anonymous source noticed that Yoshi, the dinosaur that Mario rode around, wore shoes. A picture was then found of someone who followed Yoshi to his house and discovered that Yoshi was actually a fat furry dressing up like a dinosaur. Mario said that he didn't realize that he was riding another man, but eventually Peach came out and stated to the press that Mario really was a furry. Mario then [[bawww|cried]] and threatened to [[an hero|kill himself]]. After disappearing for many years, Mario returned to the public accepting that he was a furry. Mario has since been seen at many furry conventions dressed as a penguin with overalls. He has yet been banned from [[Deviantart]] 4 times.
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| ==[[THIS IS SPARTA|IT'S WAR]]!==
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| [[File:Mario Boo Lovers.jpg|thumb|Trouble in paradise?]]
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| During the [[90s]], Mario gained competiton as Sega introduced their newest mascot, [[Sonic]] the Hedgehog. [[Shit no one cares about|The game proved to be popular and resulted in many lulz. Nintendo had the SNES and Sega had the Genesis, basement dwellers and fanboys on both sides droped their cum stained controllers to bitch at which was better]]. This soon became the [[Flame Wars|Great Console Wars of the 90's]]. This was a [[war]] that was [[over 9000]] better than [[WW2]]. The stage is set between two companies in a [[shoop da woop]] of [[oil]], [[period|blood]], 16-bit, name calling, plastic, shrapnel, [[fire]], [[The Ring|rings]], [[money|coins]], [[Client 9|sex scandals]], extortion, and [[jizz]]. Yet in 2001, SEGA found themselves kissing Nintendo's ass after they dropped out of the hardware business due to a little scuffle with SONY. Sonic is now played on all platforms, shamed by his transition to multi platform. In the end, Sonic never got his revenge while being invited to participate in and confirmed for ''Super Smash Bros. Brawl'' either. With his venture to Nintendo, Sonic has got the shit beaten out of him by Mario's fat wop dego ass, while his rings got stolen, then Mario [[murder|killed Luigi]], and has had [[threesome]]s with Peach and Daisy possibly getting them [[pregnant]]. Sonic now plays with Tails's penis daily all for the [[lulz]] and the cost of never making a good game again.
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| ==Child Soldiers - The Shocking (link [[No]]) Story of the Koopalings==
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| The Koopalings who were the original 7 sons of Bower (link [[occult]] and [[Satan]]), including the new child of Bowser known as Bowser Jr. (link baby). Teaching society to send their children to die in War since 1987 and especially the upcoming WW3 than hate children, about the time of the release of Super Mario Bros. 3. (link [[The Hunger Games]]) Bellow is [[shit nobody cares about]].
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| ==Mario [[Wiggers|niggers]]==
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| <center>'''Mario is from [[Jew York|New York]] and that automatically makes him a [[Jew|Nigger]]'''</center>
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| {{frame|{{fv|mariovids3|background-color: red;|font-weight: bold;
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| |<youtube>bEHNHhF-HR4</youtube>
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| }}
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| ==Galleries==
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| {{Collapsegallery|Mario|marioPix|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Mario coma.jpg
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| File:Toilet Mario.jpg
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| File:Mushroom Kingdom ER.jpg
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| File:Mario cake.jpg
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| File:Super Mario Sunshine Link.gif
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Chronic Masturbation Mario.jpg
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| File:Damsel Envy.jpg
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| File:Super Mario Sunshine I Hate The Blacks.jpg
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| File:16-bit Peach strip.jpg
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| File:Cheating princess.jpg
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| File:Drug Psychopath Mario.PNG
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| File:Facehugger Mario.jpg
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| File:Famous Pranks of the Mushroom Kingdom.jpg
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| File:Gambling Mario.jpg
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| File:Hospital Mario.jpg
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| File:Koopa.jpg
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| File:Mario gutting Raccoon.jpg
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| File:Mario Hadouken.jpg
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| File:Mario Skull.jpg
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| File:Super Mario Sisters.jpg
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| File:Mushroom Kingdom 5 Day Forecast.PNG
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| File:Mushroom Kombat.jpg
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| File:Peach has been kidnapped.jpg
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| File:Question box.PNG
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| File:Quid Pro Quo.jpg
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| File:Shibari Mario.jpg
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| File:Street Fighter Bros.jpg
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| File:Goatse Acrobatics.gif|How to access world 8
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| File:Sonic Mario.jpg
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| File:Vintage Mario.jpg
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| File:Wanted Mario Bros.jpg
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| File:Why doesn't anyone take Bowser seriously.jpg
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| File:World 1-4.png
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| File:Yoshi's fortune.PNG
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| File:Zombie Peach.jpg
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| File:Mario Choices.jpg
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| File:Wanna buy some shrooms.png
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| File:Smoking Mario.jpg
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| File:Mario rage.jpg
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| File:Yoshi fetus.jpg
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| File:TMNT Mario.jpg
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| File:Blue turtle.png
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| File:Lord Mario.jpg
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| File:Getting real tired of your shit, Mario.jpg
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| File:Mario can sculpture.jpg
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| File:Blue turtle shell.gif
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| File:Bowser IRL.jpg
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| File:Muscle Mario.gif
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| File:Zombie Mario.jpg
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| File:Mario Dollar.PNG|[[Lioncash|Mariocash]]
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| File:Truefaces.png|This is what Mario and Bowser actually look like.
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| File:Mario-imgonnarapeyou.jpg|Don't play this game!
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| File:daisymariosoap.PNG|Play this game instead! (But keep in mind that Daisy [http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2125 will also rape you to death.)]
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| File:awesome_mario.jpg|[[AWESOME]]
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| File:Mario Shrooms.jpg
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| File:Mariom.jpg|Mario's Mexican brother, Celio.
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| File:Awesome_Mario_is_Awesome.jpg|He will drink your pee
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| File:Jesuit.jpg|Super Mario Christ
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| File:Joyridestudiosyoshifigure.jpg |Making Yoshi his bitch once again
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| File:Marioandgoomba.jpg|Mario, doing what he does best.
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| File:Mariorabbit.jpg|Mario at the peak of stardom.
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| File:Mario trollface.jpg|Mario and company show some emotions.
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| File:MOARIO.jpg|[[MOAR]] MARIO PLZTHNX.
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| File:Meximario.jpg|At one time, Mario was just an American immigrant.
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| File:Super Mario hardcore.jpg|Mario goes to San Francisco.
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| File:Infantmario.jpg|A star is born.
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| File:Miyamoto.jpg|FLAWLESS VICTORY
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| File:Mariocrap6.png|The exciting story of a typical ''Mario'' game.
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| File:BetrayedByMario.jpg|Mario betrays his "[[friends]]" constantly.
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| File:Sexchangemario1.JPG|An artist's impression of what Mario looked like during these days, edited from a [[misleading thumbnail]].
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| File:SuperMarioMoonshine.jpg|Mario in his latest hit game, ''Mario Moonshine''.
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| File:Mariotwins.jpg|[[Incest|Brotherly love.]]
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| File:BlackMarioWTF.gif|At one point, Mario was a black person.
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| File:Mariocomic.jpg|Mario becomes [[an hero]].
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| File:Mariodetail.jpg|''Super Mario Bros.'' in all its graphic detail.
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| File:Mario Real 2.jpg|[[Drugs|I'M TRIPPIN BALLS, MAN!]]
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| File:Mario Real 3.jpg|What the game would look like [[IRL]].
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| File:Sadmario.jpg|Mario gets no play.
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| File:Lolwutmario.gif|[[LOL WUT]]
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| File:Mario_1.jpg|Mario before 10 A.M.
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| File:Triforcifixion.jpg|The Triforcifixion, when Mario died for all mankind.
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| File:SUPERMARIOCAEK.jpg|IT IS [[Delicious Cake|DELICIOUS CAEK]]. YOU MUST EAT IT.
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| File:papermarioboobies.jpg|An example of ''Mario'' games' [[serious]] dialogue.
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| File:papermariotor.jpg|Not only is Mario against Torrent downloading, he is also [[an hero]].
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| File:Luigi turntable.jpg|[[Weegee]]'s bout to lay down some hot beats.
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| File:Delicious Mario Cake.png|[[Delicious Cake|IT IS DELICIOUS CAEK]]
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| File:Mario can't be hurt.jpg|AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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| File:Mario fanart 1.png|Somehow, the Internet manages to make everything gayer.
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| File:Mario fanart 2.jpg|Who the fuck takes their time to draw this shit?
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| File:Gow bettar than gay.jpg|NERD RAAAAAAAAGE
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| File:1998jeepwrangleryoshi.jpg|Making money from whoring is fun.
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| File:MarioGTFO.gif|GTFO
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| File:DK Barrel Roll.gif|MS Paint Relationship Comic depicting [[Barrel Roll]].
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| File:MARIOISACOMMUNIST.png|Mario in his [[Communist|true form]].
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| File:Fat mario head.png|Again, Mario is fucking fat.
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| File:Chuckle Brothers.jpg|''Super Mario Bros.'' [[IRL]]
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| File:Mario Cat.gif|[[Nyancat|Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario]] ''etc''...
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| File:Mario_Boo_Me_Gusta.gif|[[Me Gusta|Peek-a-boo]]!
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| File:Tonight, I'm player one.jpeg
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| File:No_Pipes.png
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| File:Mario1.png|[[Goodnight Sweet Prince|Game over]]
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| File:SupaMarioirl.jpg|[[IRL|Reality Edition]]
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| File:Thank_You_Mario.gif
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| File:Luigi nose lick.jpeg
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| File:Mushroom Yoshi.jpg
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| File:Do not let Doctor Mario touch your genitals.jpg
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| File:Mario_-_Fails_To_Deliver.jpg
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| File:Mario_-_Birdo.jpg|Ready for your blow job?
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| File:Middleeast Mario.jpg
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| File:Mario book.gif
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| File:ShigeruMiyamoto.gif|Mario's creator
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| File:SuperMario.jpg
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| File:MariokartNascar.jpg
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| File:Mariocalypse.gif
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| {{Collapsegallery|Shitty fanart|Fanart|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Super_ScatMario_1.png
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| File:Super_ScatMario_2.png
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Super_ScatMario_6.png
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| File:Mariocrap1.png|unfunny the first time
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| File:Mariocrap2.jpg|..and again..
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| File:Mariosausage.png|Piranha Plant wants Mario's italian sausage!
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| File:Marioshirt.png|Mario shows off his fashion sense.
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| File:Colourbowser.jpg|Bowser as seen in ''Super Paper Mario''.
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| File:Tubbymario.jpg|Mario is fucking fat.
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| File:Princess Peach (Super Mario Bros.) drawn by Konpeto.jpg
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| File:Mario where's that cake.jpg
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| File:Mario-boner.jpg|He's gonna fix your plumbing!
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| File:Mariots.gif|[[Goatse|Goatse 64]]
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| File:Mario 63.jpg|[[Rule 63]]
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| File:It's-a so real.png
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| File:Tanuki suit.PNG
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| File:Zero Suit Peach.jpg
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| File:BDSM Mario.jpg
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| File:Birth of Venus Peach.jpg
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| File:BowserandPeach Caught.jpg|O SHI-
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| File:Mario Princess futanari.jpeg
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| File:Mario 1up.gif
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| File:Hi Im Daisy rape.jpg|Raep
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| File:Marioluigipeach34.jpg|Luigi wants some peaches too
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| File:This hurts me as much as it hurts you.jpg|Wait, [[Is This Battletoads|anyone remember this game]]?
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| File:Peach.png
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| File:Mariko2.jpg|Yep, at fucking last, Mario [[Rape|raeped]] Peach.
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| File:Lolololo.jpg
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| File:Bowserapesyoshi.jpg
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| File:A Toad is born.jpg|[[How is babby formed?|How is Toadd formed? How Peach get pragnent?]]
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| File:PrincessPeachparty.jpg|The Mushroom Kingdom has many exotic creatures.
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| File:Hi I'm Daisy rape Yoshi.jpg|Moar Raep
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| File:28841 peach03 123 414lo.jpg
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| File:MarioRelaxing.jpg|Mario taking a break.
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| File:DaisyPron.jpg
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| File:Kellywhoring8.jpg|Failed because [[Kelly_Kalogerakos|she]] has smaller boobs than Mario.
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| File:Kellywhoring13.jpg|And even close-up they don't get any bigger.
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| File:Princess Peach Demotivator.jpg|I bet you thought Mario was saving her to be a nice guy.
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| <center>more images: [http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=Mario][http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=mario][http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=mario]</center>
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| ==See also==
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| [[Image:Realmario.jpg|220px|thumb|He knows where you sleep...]]
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| *[[345rv5]]
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| *[[Braid]]
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| *[[Digibutter.nerr]]
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| *[[gallantmon8]]
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| *[[Hotel Mario]]
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| *[[Mario Fan Games Galaxy]]
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| *''[[Mario Paint]]''
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| *[[Moviebob]]
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| *[[Mushroom Kingdom Fusion]]
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| *[[Nintendo]]
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| *''[[Pikmin]]''
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| *[[Ron Jeremy]]
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| *[[Sonic]]
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| *[[Waluigis-girl]]
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| *[[Wario]]
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| *[[Weegee]]
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| ==External links==
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| *[http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/mario.html Mario on Newgrounds]- MARRYO VERSUS VEGETA OMGGG
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| *[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2768-Zero-Punctuation-Super-Mario-Galaxy ''Zero Punctuation'' review of ''Super Mario Galaxy'']
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