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The [[Pirate Party]] of [[Austria]] is an internet party and the political arm of [[LiveJournal]] in Austria.
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The "Pöpö" ("Piraten Österreichs"), as it is called for brevity, has been founded on the strong
premise that the Austrian electorate has had enough of large, dishonest, incompetent parties with
lots of money and power and
desires to vote for a small, dishonest, incompetent party with no money or power. Despite being the
darling
of Austria's mass media, the premise has yet to pay off.


[[File:harald-bauer-not-wanted.png|thumb|alt=this is art|Artist's impression of current federal executive
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board leader Harald Bauer]]
 
[[File:vinpu.png|thumb|alt=Harald Bauer|Campaign glam-shot of current federal executive
leader Harald Bauer. He came out of the closet on youtube, later returned to the closet by hitting ''delete''.]]
 
== This week's political vision ==
 
[[File:pöpöss.png|thumb|alt=typical|Official party logo, ca. 2011, before the
[[communism|communists]], [[feminism|feminists]] and [[social justice|social media justice
warriors]]
took over]]
 
* abolition of free speech for [[social justice|straight, white males with a job]]
* abolition of intellectual property, or intellect in general
* free marijuana for basement-dwellers in need
* free filesharing for poor basement-dwellers
* guaranteed basic income (free money) for all basement-dwellers
* free döritös (Austrian doritos) in the mail 
* final victory of communism
 
== Overview ==
 
[[File:Pirate-ego-shooter.png|thumb|alt=bam|Pirate moderator bagging forum-trolls and mascus]]
In the past, the party has mastered many challenges,
like printing [[retard|dyslexic]] pamphlets and spamming its <s>9000</s>
<s>1001</s> <s>777</s> <s>69</s>
11 members via
e-mail. The Pirate Party of Austria has yet to win a
major election, but when it is campaigning, the organization is
running on the tried and trusted [[Drama|infighting]]-platform,
laced with [[feminism]], [[communism]], [[Nazi|Hitlerism]] and other
popular memes.
 
The Pöpö is open to everyone, except for elitists like
* marketing experts
* orators
* copywriters
* pamphleteers
* campaigners
* politologists
* lawyers
* illustrators
* slender females
 
[[some argue|Some political analysts argue]] that the party poses a serious threat to the homosexual
agenda. By tradition,
most of the party leaders have been vocal faggots and trannies with a tendency to out themselves in
concomitance
with public [[FAIL|fuckups]], smearing the prestige and reputation of world faggotry
in the process -- often on national television. Gay rights activists in Austria have repeatedly
called for a ban on coming out of the closet for  pirates. Many [[Austrian]] homosexuals feel
"defiled and degraded" by the party's gay [[retard|retards]] and their antics. 
The critics are too polite to say that Austrian pirates are not exactly the type of queer anyone
would pay money
for to have sex with in any capacity. 
 
== Notable political achievements ==
 
==== Promotion of Hitler's Waffen-SS ====
... by posing with firearms and [[Nazi]] insignia for Austria's largest tabloid. 
 
''[http://derstandard.at/1341844866097/Wenn-Piraten-zur-Schrotflinte-greifen Source: Der Standard✡, July 9th 2012]''
 
That was the moment when infiltrating trouble-makers paid by [[The Man]]
left the party for good. After all, that type of stiff competition from party
officials made
future smearing obsolete and futile, even for seasoned professionals.
And they were right. Read on.
 
==== Need a license to toke? ====
Smoking up even once is a federal crime in Austria, but now, thanks to the effort
by Alexander Ofer (see "Notable figures" below) and his homey Stemeseder
(Satanist posing
as a "popular" lawyer), you can laugh inquiring cops right out of the pool-hall. Just
buy a slip of paper for 25 Euros and wave with that upon bustage. For
an extra 10$ an eighth you will get all the weed you want soon! What can possibly
be wrong with that? According to Ofer and Stemi their scam was a science
project and therefore protected by [[free speech]]. Or something like that.
 
[[File:thc4all.png]]
 
''Your get-out-of-jail card for 25 Euros''
 
Since there is never a shortage of [[lulz]] in Austria, one of the first customers
of the pirates was an undercover narcotics officer. The narc did not buy the
"we are doing it for science what is, like, TOTALLY legal"-excuse and
ordered a raid. That got the dynamic duo and the pirates a lot of ink -- more
than for their previous PR-stunt, which was a new workers union which cost
50 euros a year, also lucrative and of dubious legality. ''[http://www.thelocal.at/20141127/local-councillor-found-with-safe-full-of-drugs Source: The Local (in English)]''
 
There is "popular" (faux) lawyer Heinrich Stemeseder as the devil's advocate on youtube.
You don't need to understand German to get the picture:
<youtube>AYQN5d5Uwo8</youtube>
 
==== Edward Snowden ====
Edward Snowden became the party's prime candidate for parliamentary election 2013 --
a campaign joke which bombed big time on a federal level,
alienated most journalists and gave rise to the international rumor
that Snowden is in the closet.
 
==== Anti-bankster protest ====
Topless protest against "rich people", albeit without a single female in the picket line. That
spoiled the effect to some extent and, true to form, looked gay on Austria's national television.
 
[[File:topless-pirates.png]]
 
''Pirates giving homosexuality a bad name''
 
Inside, the protest geared up to trademark temperament and
excellence in execution.
 
[[File:thatwillteachthemevilbanksters.gif.gif]]
 
''Federal executive board member Marcus Hohenecker schooling them evil banksters''
 
Your eyes could use a mint now...
 
== Notable figures ==
==== Florian Hufsky ====
Founded the party in 2006, offed himself in 2009. (''Of course'' there are conspiracy theories.
Don't ask.)
English article in [[Wikipedia:Florian Hufsky]]
 
==== Christopher Clay ====
[[File:c3rosmal.png|thumb|alt=Ahoy purple hair|Campaign glam-shot of the dear leader Clay.
The pic has probably been recycled from his personal ad at [http://gayromeo.at gayromeo.at]]]
 
Sole heir to and second cumming of Florian Hufsky. Responsible for the great hemorrhage of 2014,
when he sold out
the pirates to the Communist Party of Austria, which doubles as a
[http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turm%C3%B6l chain of petrol stations].
You can't make that shit up.
 
Link to Clay's personal ad in the German Wikipedia: [http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Clay
Christopher Clay].
 
Here are urls to articles mentioning Clay's gaiety in some homo-rag
on the web. German-speaking audiences only. Scroll down to end of article. You
must copypasta the urls manually, because queers don't know how to
internet and have angle brackets (you can't make that shit up, either) in their links:
 
http://www.ggg.at/index.php?id=62&tx_ttnews[tt_news]=5418&cHash=532cf403c599bb4ed5ac38520dcbba20
 
http://www.ggg.at/index.php?id=62&tx_ttnews[tt_news]=5407&cHash=4ae310046cf93b8ca03358ae551fb41b
 
==== Alexander Ofer ====
 
Dope fiend, scammer, faux union-leader, card-carrying schizophrenic
of the paranoid denomination. Got busted in 2014 for owning five pounds of
marijuana, one pound of hashish and half an ounce of cocaine.
(See "Need a license to toke?" above.)
In unrelated news, Ofer was responsible for the great party-schism of 2012, which resulted
in '''two''' new pirate parties in Austria.
 
===== Interview to the bust (November 2014, no trial yet at the time of this reporting) =====
 
'''journo''': Mister Ofer, police have found drugs at your place.
 
'''Ofer''': That's my dope. I have saved a largish stash. That
is a remedy to me, because I'm a paranoid schizophrenic.
 
'''journo''': What about the cocaine?
 
'''Ofer''': That's just for testing purposes.
 
'''journo''': Will you step down now?
 
'''Ofer''': Why? I'm a first offender. I'll walk home after six months.
 
''[http://www.oe24.at/oesterreich/chronik/tirol/Politiker-Beichte-Brauche-Drogen/166800600 Source: "Österreich", a gratis tabloid]''
 
[[File:Stash3.jpg]]
 
''Ofer saved something for testing purposes.''
 
==== Albert Gugerell ====
[[File:Albert3100.png|thumb|alt=Should have seen a barber|Albert campaigning. The caption reads "For [[social justice]]". Nuff said.]]
 
Former Federal Treasurer, treated himself with a new sofa at the party's expense
and boasted with it on his facebook. So far, no charges have been pressed and no official comment
has
been released.
Austrian proverb: "He who giveth is stupid; he who taketh not is stupider"
(''deppert wer gibt, no depperter wer ned nimmt''). That's apparently the correct attitude
for a pirate treasurer. Sources are scarce, since the sofa is a skeleton in the closet
([[NOT GAY]]), but
for people knowing German, there is an
[https://wiki.piratenpartei.at/wiki/Bundesgesch%C3%A4ftsf%C3%BChrung/Protokolle/2014-03-18#Status_Albert official brainstorming protocol] on what to do about the
affair. Synopsis: Legal action has been postponed indefinitely, because the perp does not
answer the phone.
[https://wiki.piratenpartei.at/wiki/Bundesgesch%C3%A4ftsf%C3%BChrung/Protokolle/2014-03-18#Status_Albert Or so it seems].
 
==== Sylvester Heller ====
[[File:slyheller.png|thumb|alt=Yeah, tell'em, helly|When not hating, Sylvester preaches the gospel of eternal life
in mommy's basement]]
 
[[Troll]], [[hater]], [[stoner|hashishinist]], anti-[[feminist]]. Despite many, many bad apples and snafus in the Pöpö,
Heller is the only member who ever got [[banhammer|kicked out]] of the party when
he publicly sided with [[Anonymous]] Austria in questions of [[feminism]], [[free speech]]
and [[social justice]]. Heller's prose made him so famous that he ended up as a figurehead spokes-hater on German television.
 
==== Uli Meyrs ====
Heller's permafried [[bff|buttfuck-buddy]], [[Hitler]]-nut, [[troll]].
A petition to expel Meyrs for lack of elementary hygiene and siding with Heller scored nine
signatures before it turned out that he had never been a
party member in first place.
 
==== Wolfgang Bauer ====
Came into pirate politics for the money, stayed for the smell of <s>young</s> old butt until his secession in
2013.
(Details in the section "Salzburger Piratenpartei" below)
 
== Splinter groups and competitors ==
(The websites are for German speakers only, but there is not much to see.)
 
==== [http://piratenparteitirol.blogspot.co.at/ Pirates of Tyrol] ====
Now run by a fishwife; secession after a lost batch of organ donations, mostly brains.
 
==== [http://entern.org Innpiraten] ====
Splinter group of the aforementioned splinter group.
Both members will probably pick up soap for [[Bubba|Bübbä]] soon
("Bübbä" is a slang term for Afro-Austrian and Austro-African prisoners; see "Need a license to toke?" above).
At the time of this report, Ofer and Stemeseder are still at large,
but they will face a trial
for their drug-trafficking and marijuana fraud.
 
==== [http://salzburger-piraten.at Salzburger Piratenpartei] ====
 
Wolfgang Bauer's now defunct palanquin
for getting him into office. Bauer secretly registered his own
party for state- and communal elections and kept gullible voters, the
local press as well as 
the federal organization funding his ticket in the belief that he was
actually running for the one and only Pirate Party while campaigning
with main party's money.
(Perfectly legal in Austria.)
 
==== Black Pirates ====
Not a real pirate party but voter fraud by the ÖVP,
Austria's [[pedophile|Roman-Catholic]] [[bestiality|farmer]]'s party. Established in 2012 for
leeching youth votes from the National Socialist Worker's Party of Austria.
The website has vanished, so the group has probably been disbanded,
if it ever had more of an existence than just a web-presence.
 
==== [http://rdoe.at Re(ct)al Democrats of Austria] ====
Anti-Pöpö-Party with the aim of annihilating the Pöpö.
They disbanded when all four members realized that the Austrian Pirate Party
would self-destruct all by itself. The url belongs to a domain squatter
now.
 
==== [http://partypiratesat.createaforum.com Party Pirates Austria] ====
 
Not an incorporated party at any rate, but a hater
forum run by Helly and Smelly, i.e the [[butthurt|banned]] Heller and
his boyfriend Meyrs. Those [[bitches don't know]] that they
don't have to lift a finger in order to destroy the Pöpö. The work is
almost done.
 
==== [http://hanfpartei.at Hanfpartei] ====
 
("Hemp Party".) As the name suggests, the ''Hanfpartei'' is a stoner party,
complete with statute, annual financial reports, matresses, bongs, lots of munchies and
[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|ATHF]]-videos.
Seceded over marijuana legalization issues and public fist-fights, as reported by Austria's
tabloids in 2012. (The press stopped reporting on Pöpö-violence the same
year. They call it the "''news''-biz" for a reason.)
 
== Pirates consider "dry" conventions ==
 
(Translation from German, original by ''Der Standard''✡, May 23rd 2012)
 
''Viennese Pirates allegedly have been banned from their regular hangout''
 
Members of the Viennese chapter of the Pirate Party of
Austria bemoan the ban imposed on them by staff
of their regular hangout, the ''Wratschko'' in the
7th district. Too much alcohol, some minor fag-slapping,
nobody remembers what exactly has caused the ban.
However that may have been, the party is in search of a
new gathering place and discussing expulsion of
the troublemakers from their midst, as well as a
ban on alcohol at party events. (May 23rd, 2012)
 
''[http://derstandard.at/1336697743016/Melange-Piraten-ueberlegen-Alkoholverbot Source: Der Standard✡, Austria's largest tabloid on the internets]''
 
 
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