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| '''The Goddamn Batman''' is the bat-themed Anti-hero, eerily based on '''NO SHIT SHERLOCK''' Holmes and Zorro in a film noire style. Created by DC comics in the late 30s and early 40s as a form of propaganda to promote and instill faith in [[fag|J. Edgar Hoover's]] so called [[Dick|scientific]] approach to [[pig|police]] investigations of crime and [[Penis|criminal]] behaviour by the [[FBI]]. Unlike the [[FBI]] from this time, Batman is free from [[politics]] and always gets the right man unlike [[FBI|Hoover and Purvis]] who have become known for faking evidence just so they could gun someone down like [[weev|Pretty Boy Floyd]] because he was causing the [[lulz]].
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| Batman wasn't exactly original or ground breaking, and certainly wasn't the first comic book character of his kind. You can tell because by the time Batman's creator got into the business, all the other good [[furry]]-themed superhero animals were obviously taken. However, Batman is said to be among the first complex comic book characters, as he is constantly dealing with his own [[Emo|personal demons]], such as the loss of [[Your mom|his parents]], and his [[not gay|closet homosexuality]] as presented in the text below.
| | '''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''BALEET THE [[Icewillow9|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW'''</span>'''</span>''' |
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| ==Supporting characters==
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| ===[[Juggalo|The Joker]]===
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| [[File:BANG!.jpg|thumb|right|Harley doing what she loves.]]
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| [[File:Why I Hate Catwoman.jpg|thumb|right|Catwoman is [[sexism|such a great role model for women]].]]
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| [[File:The Fiddler.jpg|thumb|right|"[[Jimmy Savile|Now then, now then, Batman, you'll never catch me]]!"]]
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| [[File:BatmanPenguin.jpg|thumb|right|The dastardly Penguin has Batman helpless and in his clutches...]]
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| A clown-themed super-villain. Joker is the hallmark [[IRL Troll]] of the Batman franchise because, honestly, he's unpredictable and [[IDIFTL|does everything just for shits and giggles]]. He has been played by people such as Jack Nicholson, Luke Skywalker, and even [[Heath Ledger|a gay cowboy]].
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| {{squote|[[wtf|As if that was not enough, Batman began to pin the clown down assuming an ancient male response. As he did so, the sheet that covered his legs exposed bare flesh until finally tipping over, letting Batman do what he hungered for. He wasn’t thinking about his reputation as Gotham’s most eligible bachelor, it didn’t cross his mind about the possible tarnishing of his name at Wayne Enterprises. Caution was thrown to the wind when Batman pressed his muscle bound build onto Joker’s who accepted the reversed role by spreading his thighs and letting the detective undo his robe and meet with his white trembling body.]]|[https://web.archive.org/web/20081202095256/http://www.quizilla.com/stories/7433889/come-undone-joker A Joker "love" story]}}
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| Many [[yaoi]] [[fangirls]] are attracted to the character of the Joker due to their misplaced belief that his character is all about [[juggalo|putting on clownish make-up and attention-seeking]]. To them, this is perfectly normal behavior, and they judge it as 'Bishie'.
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| The Joker was way more badass in the past when DC wasn't worried about consistency, selling toys and keeping [[fangirls]] panties at or around the wet-nap level. In ''' Batman Return of the Dark Knight''' this motherfucker broke his own neck just for the [[lulz]] of being able to frame Batman with his death.
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| ===Other Villains===
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| The Batman has a complete set of villains not played by Heath Ledger. Batman villains all have strong themes, such as [[pedophile|a sexual attraction to ''Alice in Wonderland'']], and they are all [[batshit insane]], not to mention completely faggy and ridiculous. ''Batman'' villains include:
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| * '''Anarky''' - V from [[ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH|V for Vendetta]], but without the mask and with a big Ⓐ on his shirt. There are literally no other differences.
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| * '''Baby Doll''' - Criminally insane permaloli [[Bad Dragon|who has secks with Killer Croc]].
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| * '''[[Bane]]''' - [[Mexican]] [[drug]] addict, Illegal immigrant, steroid dealer and [[homosex|wrestler]]. Nobody cared who he was until he put on the mask. He represents everything that [[Trump]] wants to keep out with his wall.
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| * '''Black Mask''' - Prefers to be called [[nigger|African-American]] Mask nowadays.
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| [[Image:Bruno111.jpg|thumb|right|300px|You needed to see it to believe it.]]
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| *'''Bruno''' - All around crazy bitch. She's a [[Neo-Nazi]] wannabe ubermensch for the Aryan race that is best known for the [[Swastikas]] covering her [[tits]] that works for the Joker. The most interesting fact about her is that one of [[Kevin Smith]]'s shit-loving Batman villains will probably see a movie before her because she serves as proof of Frank Miller's [[batshit crazy|over zealous]] fascination with all things [[Nazi]], long before ''Sin City'' was ever released or [[Naruto]] and [[Bleach]] were using Swastikas like they were pumpkin stickers in a [[retard|Special Ed]] classroom and putting them everywhere.
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| * '''Calendar Man''' - No, [[Srsly|really]]. Serial killer that can only kill on bank holidays like [[nigger]] day. Most frustrating out of all the characters in the [[Xbox One]] version of Arkham City because you can not manually reset the console's calendar to get his achievement.
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| * '''Catwoman''' - [[Fursuit]]er. Unfortunately [[furry|totally a furry]]. Actually blew up a government installation to save some cats. Gets pissed if you [[gay|don't like pussies]].
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| * '''Clayface''' - A huge walking [[turd]].
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| * '''[[Cockmongler|Clock]] King''' - A jerk who hates clocks.
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| [[File:The dee dee twins.jpeg|thumb|right|320px|The Dee Dee Twins]]
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| * '''The Dee Dee Twins''' The only memorable characters from that [[shit|craptastic]] Bat-turd called ''Batman Beyond'' because, 2 words - '''Twins''' and '''Incest''' as the writers of the show were always trying to imply that these two are [[Lesbian|Scissor Sisters]] in ''Batman Beyond'' through the use of clever dialogue between the two. Fan favorites because fans like to argue that they show that the Joker could stop obsessing about '''The Batman''' long enough to get a [[erection|hard on]] and [[fuck]] Harley even though The Dee Dee Twins have no [[Nerd|canonical]] relation to either of them and were adopted by a lonely, [[insane|crazy cat lady]] version of [[Whore|Harley Quinn]] in the future well after the Joker was killed by '''Tim Drake''' but no-one cares about Tim. This whole story was made up to get people to care about ''Tim Drake'' but no-one did. It was later rewritten into '''Batman Arkham Knight''' and people did care because it didn't involve what's his name.
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| * '''Hugo Strange''' - Evil [[neckbeard]] and one of the only villains to know Batman's real identity.
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| * '''Killer Croc''' - Also available in ''[[Spiderman]]'', [[freak|not a furry]]. Not a Half-breed crocman anymore. Just some guy with a bad case of eczema.
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| [[File:Harley quinn by patrickbrown def5b5c-fullview.jpg|thumb|right|250px|What once used to be a fun psycho bitch now has to be a stupid Aussie whore thanks to [[Suicide Squad]]]]
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| * '''Harley Quinn''' {{jew}}- The Joker's Jewess [[whore]]. She was originally introduced in ''Batman the Animated Series'' but later made it into comics and video games because fanboys flooded DC with letters of how they loved to fap to her. Most fans, or at least the ones who can read an issue of Batman featuring her without the need for [[masterbate|a sock on their dick]] think Arleen Sorkin did a much better job as her voice. While Arleen Sorkin and [[Tara Strong]] might both sound like a Jewish American Princess from Queens, New York that is having problems with her adenoids, Arleen Sorkin doesn't make it sound like Fran Dresher doing an interpretation of the character. She is beloved by [[fangirls]], because domestic violence is so super [[kawaii]] and they love [[masturbate|schlicking]] to images of the Joker stuffing Pepsi bottles up his [[Girlfriend|Chooki's]] twat and ass. Every other year, fans are forced to suffer through DC writers as they stretch their creative muscles and rip off ''Pagliacci'' for the hundred-milionth time and have the Joker kill a cheating [[Whore|Whorish]] Harley Quinn [[Just Because|just because]].
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| * '''Mad Hatter''' - [[Onideus|A pedo in a stupid hat]] that wants to ass fuck a girl named Alice.
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| * '''Man-Bat''' - A [[furry]] and [[jumpscare]] in Arkham Knight.
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| * '''[[Ahnold|Mister Freeze]]''' - He's cool. [[fact|His real name is "Victor Fries".]]
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| * '''Onomatopoeia''' - [[Kevin Smith]]'s [[Mary Sue]] villain, an assassin whose schtick is providing his own sound effects. While a guy saying sound effects can sometimes appear cool in a comic book, in a movie or TV show having a guy say "Bang!" after firing a gun would look fucking [[ghey]], so because of this plus Kevin Smith's love of fecalphilia, he has zero chance of ever appearing outside of a comic book or any comic book that isn't being written by [[fatass|Kevin Smith]]. No joke, [[retard|Kevin Smith]] actually believes that giving a character eccentricities like an obsession for [[shit]] equals high literature. This should also explain as to why he is incapable of making a movie unless it references [[Star Wars]] [[over 9000]] times a minute.
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| * '''The Motherfuckin' [[Britfag|Penguin]]'''
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| * '''Poison Ivy''' - Likes plants so much she became one, [[lesbian|best friends]] and has an in cannon relationship with Harley Quinn. Played by [[Pro-Ana|Uma]] in the movies.
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| * '''Professor Pyg''' - [[Sick fuck]] in a [[Saw|pig mask]] that some fans accuse as being ripped off from Bruce Campbell's character in ''Escape From L.A.'' - or not.
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| * '''Prometheus''' - Ridiculous [[Mary Sue]] villain, invented by [[New Age|Grant Morrison]] while high. Once took out the entire Justice League, but then got blindsided by [[Fail|Green Arrow]].
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| * '''Ra's al Ghul''' - The only [[Arab]] villain Batman fights, which is highly unrealistic, because as we all know [[truth|Arabs are always up to no good]]. His name is pronounced '[[racism|racial ghoul]]'. They say it means Head of the demon in Arabic.
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| [[File:Talia al ghul.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Talia al Ghul]]
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| * '''[[Arab|Talia al Ghul]]''' - Daughter of Ra's al Ghul. Briefly married to Batman. Most fans will say that she was just Bruce's beard to stop Gotham residents from spreading rumors about how he always has more [[Shota|young boys]] over at his Mansion than [[Michael Jackson]] on a little boy bender in [[Cambodia]], Mother of Damian Wayne. Got sick of raising the insufferable brat and dumped him on Batman when he was 10.
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| * '''[[Faggot|Riddler]]''' - [[Faggot]] who [[forced meme|can't stop using stupid riddles]]. Was cool for a short period when he was being based on Frank Gorshin's playing of the character, seriously, he's the only redeeming quality from that piece of shit, [[Adam West]]y fuck up from the 60's.
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| * '''The Scarecrow''' - A [[goth|skinny white man]] who induces fear in people with hallucinogenic [[Jenkem|drugs]], giving the comic book artists a chance to draw cool, trippy shit. Even though he ponces about wearing an outfit made of straw and other highly flammable materials, Batman never just sets him on [[fire]]. Despite being a scrawny little freak with a big nose, has loads of fangirls, probably because in the movies he was played by that watery-eyed wax-faced [[Ireland|Irish boy]] from ''28 Days Later''.
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| * '''The Sewer King''' - [[Shit nobody cares about|Nobody gives a fuck about Sewer King]] because he brings back horrible memories of being in High School and being forced to read ''Oliver Twist''. If we are going by Charles Dickens' original book, '''The Sewer King''' is based on the character of Fagin is an [[Jew|evil Jew]] pedophile.
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| * '''Solomon Grundy''' - A character concept rejected from [[Resident Evil]] and stolen from Superman or Green Lantern (what's the difference, all [[Cory Doctorow|underwear fetishists]] anyway) because writers felt that Batman needed some villains that weren't so damn intellectual. Lives in the sewer and [[Emo|recites poetry]].
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| * '''Two Face''' - Indecisive cunt with really bad sunburn down one side of his body, because the Joker replaced his sun tan lotion with toxic clown jizz. Has a coin fetish.
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| * '''The Ventriloquist''' - Started as creepy guy talking to a puppet. [[Trap|Recently became a hot chick]].<br>
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| * '''Mr. Zsasz''' - Serial killer and cumpulsive [[cutter]] that has an obsession with the movie, '''When A Stranger Calls'''.
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| ===The Good Guys===
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| *'''Commissioner Gordon''': Head of the Gotham City [[police]] Department. Considered one of Batman's most trusted allies, despite the fact that the cops never even show up until [[lazy|after]] Batman subdues the villains. Best known for looking the other way when it comes to Batman's ever changing cast of Robin's.
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| *'''Barbara Gordon''': Commissioner Gordon's [[ginger]] daughter. She was at one point shot in the spine but fully recovered and became Batwoman. Fans got major [[butthurt]] when the writers tried to prove Batman's [[heterosexuality]] when they had her [[fuck]] Batman in the Video release of the Killing Joke.
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| *'''The Question''': Like Batman, the Question has no real superpowers besides being intelligent. Best known as that character that the writer who graduated with a BA in philosophy writes for because he is incapable of finding work that doesn't include fries in its job description that makes use of his degree. [[Anonymous|He often wears a suit and a green mask that removes all facial features]]. Because of the Justice League Unlimited cartoons, some fans like to put him with the Huntress.
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| *'''Robin''':
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| {{quote|''At some point, I realized I needed a sidekick. Who better than a tight, well-toned circus runaway with no family and an overwhelming desire to please me in return for candy?''|Batman, telling it how it is.}}
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| {{Quote|<b>Why can't a [[nigger|black man]] be Batman. Because a [[nigger|black man]] can't go a single night without Robin</b>|Racist Joke}}
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| :Batman's [[shota]] sidekick, and "adopted son". If you possess an IQ over 10 and have looked at the comic, you are probably like most and have nicknamed him [[obvious|Bullseye]] for his love of bright colored clothes for sneaking around in the shadows when everyone in universe gets nice dark clothing to maximize their ability to conceal themselves in the darkness of night. He specializes in hand jobs, and getting captured by the Joker. He is deeply in love with Batman and is often found trying to seduce him by wearing [[gay|faggy]] short tights. When not trying to get into Batman's pants or getting his ass kicked, he can be found being replaced by another kid for getting too old. Said replacements include:
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| **'''[[Dick]] Grayson''': Circus freak and the oh so serious leader of the [[Teen Titans]] that hyperactive autistic fantards will spend days on end arguing about his identity in the cartoon because the Teen Titans Robin wears long pants in the cartoon like Tim Drake (Nobody Cares) and not shorts like Dick Grayson. Temporarily becomes Batman after Batman caused him tremendous [[butthurt]] by choosing Azrael before him following Bane's huge tardhug. Fanfags are best known as trying to argue away his faggy, party boy, disco short-shorts by trying to remind trolls or curious people that the shorts were originally a part of his Flying Grayson's circus clothes that he and Batman [[retard|ingeniously]] left unchanged. No one put 2 and 2 together and realized that Bruce Wayne adopted Dick Grayson (who was one of the Flying Graysons) and Robin dresses like Dick Grayson from the Flying Graysons, therefore Bruce Wayne must be Batman except for Tim Drake but nobody really cares about him. Quits being Batman's sidekick for one [[butthurt]] reason or another to grow a mullet and become Nightwing.
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| **'''Jason Todd''': Discovered by Batman when he was trying to steal the hubcaps off '''The Fucking Batmobile''' and wasn't [[kill|buried where he was standing]] because he was a '''[[White Devils|WHITE]]''', [[shota|underaged pretty boy]]. [[Pwned]] by the Joker because fans called in and voted for his death because he was too fucking [[emo]] for the 80's. Comes back to life when emo becomes popular, but more, because someone thought it'd be cute to teach girls to read and now they were demanding characters in Batman that were more like the characters that they were familiar with in [[Yaoi]] and [[Shota]]. For the [[lulz]] remind fans that it was his [[whore]] of a mom who sold him out to the Joker for $10 and a pity fuck.
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| **'''Tim Drake''': Nobody cares. Is into cripple sex and marries Batgirl/Oracle.
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| **'''[[16 year old girl|Stephanie Brown]]''': Girl Robin introduced because they wanted to draw more [[Fanservice|hot chicks in spandex and tight leather]]. Only lasted three issues before getting killed. As usual, the fucks at DC kept "retconning" her character.
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| **'''Damian Wayne''': Son of Bruce and Talia al Ghul (Ra's al Ghul's daughter). Talia raped Bruce by slipping a [[Drugs|roofie]] into his ginger ale so don't you think for a second that he's straight. Recently got [[dead|pwned]].
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| [[Image:Carriekelly002.jpg|thumb|left|400px|Just draw her over and over with her legs open, like she's inviting the fanfag to [[fap|fuck]] her and you have a popular female character in a male dominated comic.]]
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| [[Image:Carriekelly003.png|thumb|left|400px|See, legs open again. Some fans say that Miller was mocking Fredric Wertham who accused Batman of being a fag in '''THE SEDUCTION OF THE INNOCENT''' by doing what Wertham described as homosexual invitations from Robin with a girl]]
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| [[Image:Carriek1234.png|thumb|left|400px|Like every girl her age, she can't seem to keep her legs shut. Because of how boyish looking she is drawn, I do find myself agreeing with the Frank Miller/Wertham fan theory.]]
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| [[Image:Carriecat111.jpg|thumb|left||400px|Furfags were forever grateful when Miller drew her as Catgirl. Fans consider the Catgirl issues of Carrie Kelly as evidence for the Miller/Wertham theory because of how, as Catgirl, she is now drawn in ways that are considered more feminine and socially accepted as what most men would consider sexy]]
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| **'''[[loli|Carrie Kelly]]''': Popularly known in Batman [[Nerd|"Official Canon"]] as the [[GOTIS|first girl Robin]]. Carrie is an alternate universe, geeky, ginger haired [[Girl]] Robin that wears glasses who turned up, in predictable [[Deus Ex Machina]] fashion, at the exact moment Batman needed her the most. Because Batman was getting his ass kicked, because Bruce Wayne got tired of his impulsive decision to retire after Jason Todd was [[dead|killed by the Joker]] and felt it was time to make an ill advised comeback, since crime rates in Gotham were making Detroit and North-East Ohio look like decent places to live. Her parents are dope-smoking ex-hippies that are so stoned that they can't remember if they have a daughter or not, which makes it more than easy for her to sneak out or explain away the bruises she gets from crime fighting. Just blame it on an abusive ex-boyfriend or her gymnastics classes (that she hasn't been to in over a year, when they haven't smoked enough dope and actually notice her). As her name suggests, [[white trash|she is a lower middle class Irish Catholic]] and like most children with her socio-economic background she was conceived during an underage, drunken frenzy in the back of a '67 GTO, sometime around midnight, in their Church's parking lot. This, like many parents with the same mistakes in their past, is the source of her parent's apathy because even if it was the '60s, early 70's or any decade, they were Catholic and couldn't [[abortion|get her sucked out]]. She has a fondness for shooting people in the balls with her slingshot and the honor of being designed by Frank Miller to make fanfags feel straight because now they're able to [[wank]] to a girl in the original Dick Grayson Robin outfit, not that they weren't already [[fap|fapping]] to [[Dick]] Grayson. They just had the excuse now, that if someone walked in, they could say that they thought it was Carrie Kelly because both are pretty much built the same because [[Jew|Business]] consultants didn't want to waste their precious [[Jew Gold]] on a new molding die if a toy was going to be made; when they could just change out the head on a pre-existing one. Need proof: look at He-Man. In DC's "New 52" she is, or was, Damian Wayne's tutor and then promoted to the age of 18 or 19 because current DC writers and artists want to be guilt-free when they put her in creepy sexual situations with their [[Mary Sue]] characters that come out of nowhere and have no ties to the current plot. It has become popular by current [[pedophile|DC artists]] to draw her 13 year old Robin version with [[jailbait|melon heavy breasts and an ass that goes boom]], because as [[Anime]] has taught us, "If she's 13 and not built like a [[Playboy]] model, no one will pay attention to her." Not wanting another Tim Drake, DC Comics has made this rule a law and this is why you have [[16 year old girl|14 year old girls]] like Raven, Batgirl or Stargirl that all can cut glass with their nipples or pick up sewing needles with their ass cheeks in any cartoon or other animated medium following the success of the original release of [[Teen Titans]] on Cartoon Network.<br>
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| Image:Carriekelly001.jpg|If you're a fantard, your [[dick]] is getting [[erection|hard]] right about now.
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| File:Carrie and raven by flick the thief dbl0o0k-fullview.jpg|This doesn't need to be here but why the [[fuck]] not
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| File:Dark-Knight-III-Master-Race-issue-6.jpg|Carrie Kelly as what we think is a Puerto Rican Batgirl
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| File:Carrie Kelley Prime Earth 002.jpg|Carrie Kelly in DC's New 52 MUCH MORE REALISTIC LOLOL
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| File:Carrie-kelley-becomes-batwoman-the-master-race.png|Carrie Kelly as Batwoman
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| File:Jil st John robin.jpg|Some fans suggest that Jill St John was Frank Miller's inspiration for Carrie Kelly
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| File:Carrie Kelly Ame-Comi 001.png|Somehow in DC's ''Ame-Comi Girls'' Carrie Kelly becomes Japanese and still hasn't learned to keep her legs closed
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| File:Carrie Kelley collectablee.jpg|The figure Carrie Kelly is based on in DC's Ame-Comi Girls.
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| File:Catwoman Ame-Comi 001.jpg|Maybe we should call this: ''How To Destroy The Batman Franchise by Stan Lee''
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| File:Poison Ivy Ame-Comi 001.jpg|We give the ''Ame-Comi Girls'' line credit cuz it looks like this attempt at diversity was test-marketed
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| **'''[[Nigger|Marlon Wayans]]''': This is an interesting bit of trivia and worthy of being placed here. Because this lucky-ass [[motherfucker]] gets residuals from ''Batman Returns'' even though he wasn't in it because he was cast, on contract and already paid when the last second decision by [[psycho|Tim Burton]] to remove Robin from the movie came thru. Burton felt there were already too many characters to focus on, unlike Joel Schumacher's legendary [[shit|fuck up]] ''Batman and Robin''.
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| ==Batmobile==
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| Either the most [[Lie|badass]] or [[Fact|gayest]] [[car]] ever, depending on which series you are watching/reading. The best thing about the Batmobile is that if [[IDIFTL|you happen to run anyone over]] while driving it, then there's pretty much no doubt as to who did it, so you could probably [[OJ|get away with anything]]. The only thing Batman hates more than chocolate ice cream and people getting coffee stains on his couch cushions is [[Butthurt|people making fun of his car]].
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| [[Image:Imthegoddamnbatman.jpg|thumb|center|600px|Anger issues, Batboy?]]
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| ==Alignment==
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| Batman's [[alignment]] is subject to constant debate, and seems to defy the conventions of the system. Given the sheer amount of time that [[Fantards|Bat-Fans]] have on their hands, you think they would figure out this shit eventually. Here are the fruits of their [[unemployed|lack of labor]]:
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| ==The Dark Knight==
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| {{main|The Dark Knight IMDb Board}}
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| [[Image:Heath-ledger-death-photo.jpg|thumb|At least now we know why the Joker [[Drugs|needed to steal all that money]].]]
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| ''The Dark Knight'' is considered by top [[basement dwellers|critics]] to be the greatest thing to ever happen to them since their last [[cybersex|excursion in totally legitimate reproductive intercourse]]. It hit the number one spot on [[IMDB]]'s best movies of all time list within an hour of its release and then garnered more money than the first ''Star Wars'' film, solidifying it as "one of the most awesome movies of all time". Despite this, when the movie [http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/08/28/japan-hates-the-dark-knight/ came to Japan] the inhabitants of Godzilla-land showed zero interest in the film. ''[[Shit|The Mummy 3]]'', ''[[MTV|What Happens in Vegas]]'', and ''[[New York City|Sex in the City]]'' all had higher box office intake than ''The Dark Knight''. Why so unpopular? It has to do with Japan's utter hatred for manly men who have to shave and have a baritone voice, big penises, and muscles. Japan likes heroes that look like [[Final Fantasy|androgynous pop idols who whine about how sad they are]]. The sheer manliness of Christian Bale's cock probably made the entire country tremble in fear.
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| Fanboys lined up for hours to watch this [[shit|masterpiece]]. Too bad it was about as entertaining as British porn, but at least you get to see Batman's dong, thanks to the new [[Fursuit|batsuit]]. Oh, and Heath Ledger's [[dead|not going to be in the sequel.]]
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| Remember to write [[murderer|Mary-Kate Olsen]] and thank her for helping a mediocre, completely un-memorable actor become over-rated and over-exposed because she decided to sell him the drugs, when he was fiending, that killed him the same time that [[shit|for shit]] Batman movie opened. Now we get to hear over paid, boring movie analysts, (this also includes the poor and twice as boring internet movie analysts like [[Chris Chan]]'s brother,) tell us how Ledger's [[lie|commitment to the method style of acting]] brought about his [[overdose|death]] and put him in the running for a [[suicide|Golden I-pod]].
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| [[Fuck you|Thanks again Mary-Kate.]]
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| ==Galleries==
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| Image:Batman A Death In The Family.jpg|Joker is a [[pretty cool guy]].<br>eh kills kids with a metal bar and doesn't afraid of anything.
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| Image:My parents are deeaaaaaad.jpg|Bawwwwwwwww.
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| Image:Arkham Daycare.jpg
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| Image:Batman disguise.jpg|Robin letting the bat out of the bag
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| Image:Batman hates chocolate.jpg|Yes, he hates chocolate.
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| Image:Batmansmotherinhell.jpg|[[Your mother sucks cocks in hell|Slurp!]]
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| Image:Boku No Pico (Batman).png|Batfag loves dem [[Itty bitty baby|little bitty]] boyz
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| Image:Lol terrorism.gif|LOL terrorism
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| Image:Longcat Batman.jpg
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| Image:Batman Rage of the troll men.jpg|Another [[Shit|classic]] issue.
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| Image:batdance.gif|A man completely secure with his heterosexuality.
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| Image:Joker-boner.jpg|No, this pic isn't shopped.
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| Image:Batmanpsycho.gif|Batman trying to stop the [[Why So Serious?|Joker]].
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| Image:Joker_and_Batman_.jpg|The Joker and Batman, mortal enemies locked in a cycle of perpetual violence.
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| Image:batbed.png|From the actual comic book.
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| Image:Holycannolibatman2.png|Bat[[drama]]
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| Image:Batman-notgay.jpg|Batman and Robin share a special relationship.
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| Image:LoisFindsGaySuperman.jpg|Not the first time [[slut|Lois]] finds Batman playing with [[Superman]].
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| Image:Riddler2.jpg|The newest Batman villain.
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| Image:Batman On His Batcycle.jpg
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| Image:MachineCode from batman.jpg|It's a message from the Batman!
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| Image:BatmanPoster.jpg|He fucking hates chocolate.
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| Image:RiddlerGoldblum.jpg|Another ''Batman'' villain, [[Jeff Goldblum]].
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| Image:Battim cosplay.jpg|Some [[Battim|YouTubers]] take Batman [[cosplay|quite srsly]].
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| Image:Calculation.jpg|Calculation
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| Image:Batmanchild.jpg|I am... [[Christian Weston Chandler|BATMANCHILD]]!!
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| Image:Joker pencils cardcrusher.jpg|How the joker makes pencils disappear.
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| Image:Joker-Hitler.jpg|Warum denn so Ernst?
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| Image:HillaryJoker.JPEG|The Joker IRL
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| Image:Jokerscat.jpg|Y SO [[Serious Cat|SRS, CAT]]?
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| Image:BatmanisaFurry.jpg|Batman is a proud [[furry]].
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| Image:Batman and Robin Fight Trolls.png|Batman and Robin sometimes pop up on [[sick fuck|/d/]], where they fight [[trolls]].
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| Image:Batman84.gif|[[Not Gay]].
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| Image:Jokernotamused.jpg|The Joker is most certainly not amused.
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| Image:BATMAN_LIEK_CHOCOLATE_MILK.png|Batman expresses his love for chocolate milk on /co/.
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| Image:Batman360.jpg|[[360 kid|The great thing about being Batman isn't fighting Heath, it's showing everyone in Gotham I did.]]
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| Image:Batman pikachu.png|I'm the goddamn [[Pokemon|batchu]].
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| Image:Batman sperm reciept.jpg|[[Battim]] would love to buy a big jar of batman sperm.
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| Image:Batman sperm reaction.jpg|The [[Joker]] is not pleased with his newly purchased Batman sperm.
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| Image:The Goddamn Batman.jpg|Are you [[retarded]] or something?
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| Image:Batman_faggotry_shower.jpg|Typical ''Batman'' comic strip.
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| Image:Batman_retires.gif|Batman retires.
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| Image:Horrified batman.jpg|This is why we cant have nice things.
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| Image:Chocolate Milk Batman doodle.gif|I HERD HE LIKES CHOCOLATE MILK!
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| Image:Batman_don%27t_like_niggers.jpg| Batman doesn't like [[niggers]].
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| Image:Batchin.jpg|[[A challenger appears]]
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| Image:SuperGayBatNigra.jpg|Blackman can't go a night without robbin'
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| Image:Nananabatman.jpg|In your markets, signin' your food
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| Image:SethistoPunch.JPG|Overpowered by [[Sethisto|Faggotry{{tm}}]]
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| Image:Batman Fan tumblr.jpg|[[tumblr]] whores <3 Batman
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| Image:Call Superman, I'm retired.jpg
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| Image:Batman Tripping Balls.gif
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| Image:Batman_wtf.jpg|Holy titillation Batman!
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| Image:Riddler.jpg|[[Invisible X|Invisible Penis]]
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| Image:Batphone.jpg|[[Who was phone]]?
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| Image:Bat pat.gif|Who's a good Batman?
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| Image:Batman JayZ.jpg|Batman and former crack-cocaine dealer [[Nigger|Jay-Z]] in a classic team-up from ''The Brave & The Bold''.
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| Image:Batman_equation.jpg|I'm the [http://math.stackexchange.com/questions/54506/is-this-batman-equation-for-real ''Mathman'']!
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| Image:Smiliesignal.png|Batman is pretty [[awesome]].
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| Image:Feels Batman.jpg|[[Pepe|Feels Batman]]
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| Image:Joker Trollmobile.png|The Joker, delivering lulz to the denizens of fair Gotham City.
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| Image:Batman and son.jpeg|[[NAMBLA|Batman and Robin]]
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| Image:Batman Iron Man Avengers Permission.png|Lol orphan...
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| Image:CallOnMeBatman.jpg|[[Ishygddt]]
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| Image:Tumblr lr64yhdODo1qb5gkjo1 500.jpg|[[Cigarsex]]!
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| Image:123Dr.Decker1234.jpg|Not sure if it's just a coincidence that The Scarecrow from Batman Begins looks like Dr. Decker from Nightbreed
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| Image:Batman34.jpg|Superman finds out that Batman's been cheating on him with his cousin.
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| Image:Batmangirls.jpg|Other ''Batman'' villains.
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| Image:HarleyQuinnVore.jpg|[[Pepe|You will never be eaten alive by a giant clown girl...]]
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| Image:GayBatmanWaterColour.jpg|Robin, deploy the Bat-Jizz!
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| Image:Gaybatman.jpg|No exceptions!
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| Image:batman&robinwall.jpg|Batman rapes Robin.
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| Image:GayBatmanSupermanTestingTheBatPole.jpg|Always testing the bat pole.
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| Image:BatmanSuckingOffRobin.jpg|Teamwork is the key to their crime fighting success.
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| Image:Inappropriate.jpg|Hmmmmm
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| Image:Joker dark.knight batman34.jpg|Why so rule [[rule 34|34]]ed?
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| Image:Batman_and_Wolverine.jpg|Who's the boss?
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| Image:Joker's big dick.jpg|No matter how many times bad guys get defeated, they will always have a bigger dick.
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| Image:Jokergay.jpg|The Joker, about to show Two-Face his [[buttsecks|"pencil trick"]].
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| Image:Batman_and_Spiderman_bronies.jpg|Holy double-team Batman!
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| <center><i>Once upon a time there was a young man named Batman.
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| Then his parents got dead.<br>
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| And then Batman got pissed off, so then he fucked-off to Princeton.<br>
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| And then he fucked-off to China to be a ninja because his parents were dead.<br>
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| Batman went back home to Earth and said “I will become Batman.”<br>
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| And he became BAT-MAN.<br>
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| Then Batman dicked around for a bit…<br>
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| Then Batman said “I need a Bat-buttmobile.”<br>
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| But Morgan Freeman said “NO! You get a tank because you suck dick!” and germs killed the martians…<br>
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| So Batman fucked around for a while and then there was a guy with a potato-sack for a head and he said “Fuck You!”<br>
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| And Batman said “No…Fuck you.”<br>
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| Then Batman made him get dumb.<br>
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| Then there was a ninja on a train that said “Everyone in this city is a dick-butt!”<br>
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| So Batman said “Enjoy your choo-choo to dick-fuck town.”<br>
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| And everybody died especially Heath Ledger.</i> </center><br>
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| ==Videos==
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| We think Batman is capable of dealing with everything, but this shows just how a puny little drug addict can easily overcome the Dark Knight with a taser to the crotch. Followed up with heroin, [[surprise sex]], and more heroin, and then some BAWWWWING about his own [[prison]] experiences, and then a little suicide. At the end, this causes Batman to become an [[an hero]].
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| |<youtube>XCspzg9-bAg</youtube><br>
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| |<youtube>NgCM46CSwd8</youtube>'''An [[Typical|average]] evening with Mr. Wayne'''
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| === Batman Gets Revenge For His Christmas Song Parody ===
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| === BatMetal lol ===
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| ==External links==
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| *[[:wikipedia:Homosexuality_in_the_Batman_franchise|Homosexuality in Batman • TOW]]
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| ==See Also==
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| [[File:Bat boy.jpg|thumb|100px|[[Disappoint|Lovechild]]]]
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| *[[Alligator]]
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| *[[Bane]]
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| *[[Batman/Origin]]
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| *[[Adam West]]
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| *[[Brushie Bat]]
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| *[[Heath Ledger]]
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| *[[Hero]]
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| *[[Space Bat]]
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| *[[Why So Exploitable?]]
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| *[[Why So Serious?]]
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| *[[Suicide Squad]] The most cancerous movie that came out of the batman universe
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