[[Image:Bukkake photo.gif|thumb|[[ZOMG]] [[fail|FACE-PAINTING IS AWESOME!]]]] A '''face-painter''' is an interesting sort of [[sick fuck]] that populates the [[MySpace]] of the [[internets]]. Face-painters are [[men]] who print womens' [[MySpace]] pics (nevar [[pr0n]]) and [[fap]] on them. Then they take pictures of the [[cum]] [[art]] and upload it onto MySpace. Apparently they get some sort of arousal out of this. In reality, they just have a [[fetish]] that resulted from [[basement dweller|not getting out enough]]. Normally (but not always) [[heterosexual]], face-painters range in age from [[Pedobear]] targets to Pedobear's parents. Most are [[fat]] and/or have small [[cock]]s. They never [[circle jerk|network]] and collaborate to produce even [[moar]] art.
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==History==
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Face-painting was discovered [[at least 100 years ago]] in ancient [[Japan]]. The practice spread throughout [[Asia]], though it is now uncommon among [[AZN]]s except [[IRL]]. In recent years, face-painting has become the favorite hobby of internet [[sick fuck]]s and [[13-year-old boy]]s alike. Today, a more innocent reason for face painting is ... simply having fun.
It is a common entertainment at county fairs, large open-air markets (especially in Europe and the Americas), and other locations [[Chris Hanson|where children and adolescents are]].
Face painting is very popular among children at theme parks, parties and festivals throughout the Western world. Though the majority of face painting is [[Pedobear |geared towards children]], many teenagers and adults enjoy being painted for special events.
Face painting (aka cum tributes) can be combined with other [[fetishes]] such as using a bra, pantyhose, shoes or panties when rubbing one out.
Commonly mistaken as [[bukkake]] which is usually practiced by black personz with [[white]][[women]], face-painting is every [[16-year-old girl]]'s biggest turn-on. The face-painter usually paints solo with his chosen photo. Face-painters may meet together to share their past artwork, and to create new paintings, but rarely do two "paint" on the same photo. Chris Crocker (right) is a fan of doing this to himself since nobody would go near that [[tranny]] sack of [[shit]]. [[Image:Ccfacepainting.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris Crocker]] lieks to paint his face IRL.]][[Image:KellyRipa facepainting1.jpg|thumb|right|Celebs love face painting too.]]
On MySpace, Facebook, Flickr you can [[lurk moar]] until you find someone with a name liek "pic blaster" or "photo-cummer". They only add [[women]], which is [[unfunny|funny]] because everybody knows there are no real women on the internet. Just kidding. There are countless girls photos that just beg to be painted. Anyone who says they [[cum]] on pics is also a face-painter. Most of them add a lot of [[camwhore]]s, [[slut]]s, [[16-year-old girl]]s, [[trap]]s, MILFs, and the occasional [[loli]] or piece of [[jailbait]]. While face-painters consider their art to be [[porn|friendly fun]], the MySpace policia think it's their business to seek out face-painters and humiliate them.. Though facing the equivalent of [[fursecution]], face-painters have [[balls]] (unlike [[furry|furries]]), and thus survive the constant [[internet humanitarian]] attacks directed at them.
Anyone is fair game for being face-painted. In fact most female celebs, whether they may be actresses, newsbabes, newsmakers or sports stars, know they have fap fans. Face-painting a photo is just the final tribute. There was a site called Got Cum? that featured celeb cum tributes daily. Unfortunately if closed down last year.
==Gallery==
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Image:Bitchcocked.jpg|Typical [[Azn]] [[attention whore]] helping getting the paint brush ready.
Image:swimsuit cum.jpg|Well at least your ready to go in the water to wash it off.
Image:Dress_cum.jpg|Sorry this time Kristen even formal dresses get cum stained
Image:Crystal_cries_rape_(5).jpg|[[Crystal Shinkle]] was painted.
Image:Facepainting2.jpg|MySpace: A place for face-painters.
[[File:Pedobear HD.png|thumb|right|250px|This site is Pedobear approved]]
[http://www.cumonprintedpics.com <b>CumOnPrintedPics.Com</b>] is your basic [[Pervert|Sick Fuck]] site on the [[internets]] that permeates from the stench of catering to every kind of depraved and debaucherous mindset that has gotten a thrill from throwing change on the ground just so they can look up a [[Loli|Teen-aged girl's]] skirt.<br>
As its name suggests, the site is populated and for those few [[Avant-garde]] styled degenerates that believe that they are somehow being edgy or setting the next great trend in [[You|Lonely Man]] porn by scouring the [[internets]] and focusing on sites like [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]] for those near-porn pics of [[whore|slutty teenage girls]] that are [[Asking for it|begging for attention]] by posting pics of themselves in their classiest g-string and thigh high boots or by focusing on a popular, favorite celebrity and honoring both of them with a [[Cum tribute]] because they think they're cute.
Trust us. After one visit you will want to replace your ''Visine'' with [[Nick Simmons|Bleach]].<br>
=== [http://gallery.cumonprintedpics.com The Gallery] ===
[[Image:Bukkake photo.gif|thumb|right|250px|Just like you with a Wal-Mart underwear ad]]
The gallery pretty much consits of pictures of [[Loli|Underaged Girls]], Celebrities, the [[Twitter]] whore begging for attention and just about anyone that these [[retard|fuck wits]] would like to cum on or in but have been reduced to squirting on printed pics downloaded from the [[internets]] because they have a [[Micropenis|small dick]], perfermance anxiety, a [[autistic|social anxiety disorder]] that keeps them hidden away in their basement or trouble talking to a [[woman|girl]].<br>
The gallery consits of 3 types of bahaviours. There's the before and after pics where a poster puts up a ''"Clean"'' pic of a celebrity or someone they like and next to it they have their ''"[[Cum|Painted]]"'' pic that either does or doesn't include their tiny, little [[penis|prick]] in the picture. This is usually followed by a flood of posts from all 10 members where they look to reinforce the [[pervert|''"Artist's"'']] sexually by telling him what a [[Man]] he is because he [[cum|came]] so hard on the pic. This gets followed by the ''"Artist"'' giving the obligatory 3 or 4 posts where he claims how he would have [[fuck]]ed the girl so hard and wrecked her [[vagina|vadge]] if he had actually fucked her.
The second type is the [[Loli|Underaged girl]]. This usually consits of a pretty tame picture of a cute, young girl dressed decently or in a socially acceptable bathing suit. Probably because they are afraid of getting taken away in the [[FBI|Party Van]], there is no second picture. What usually occurs with this pic is these [[Internet tough guy|Tough guys]] brag about how they came buckets on her pic or how they would fuck her like a ''"REAL MAN"'' would.<br>
The final part is the request. This is where one of the site's many sick fucks posts a pic of a girl, either a celebrity or a girl they found on [[Facebook]] or [[Twitter]], and ask the site to honor her with a '''21 Cum Salute''' where all the users cum on her pic and post it. <br>
=== [http://www.cumonprintedpics.com Forums] ===
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[[File:Sickfuck on skype123.png|thumb|right|250px|Is this your average sick fuck or is it THE MAN???]]
Their forums work like any '''CHAN''' site and is composed of sick fucks, failures as men and those worthless piles of shit that are soon to be or already are registered sex offenders and have to spend every [[Halloween]] at their local [[Pig|Police Station]] watching movies about a stalker that goes around cutting up baby-setters.<br>
Most posts on this site's forums are from one-eyed, chronic masturbaters that buy petroleum jelly in bulk for the free spatula begging for porn or requesting fakes made of their favorite celebrity because the [[STD|Syphilis]] has burned away the parts of their brain responsable for imagination and they have a bad need to fire off a couple knuckle babies in this person's tribute. The enterprising Photoshop artist can also be found here, because wherever there are people begging for pictures, there will also be people offering them for a price.<br>
As this site is mostly populated by your basic [[pervert|baby rapists]] along with all other kinds of poisoned minds, the forum looks to serve as a form of debased group therapy where all kinds of sick fucks get together and try to rationalize their deviant behaviours and broken moralities.<br>
Most arguments consist of the basic intro-level, college arguments that [[Americunt|America]] is still trapped in its Victorian mentality and that's why they're persecuted for their sexual appetites. The favored argument on the forums is that children are sexual creatures and are sexually curious as young as 3. When it comes to this argument, they will actually defend the same Victorian ideals they earlier criticised by arguing that during the Victorian Period girls as young as 12 were having sex and it wasn't uncommon for men like Lewiss Carroll to have a young girl for a companion that was used like a [[Realdoll|Fuck toy]].<br>
Some people also theorize that since this site's forums is populated [[Star Wars|by a wretched hive of scum and villainy]] that that guy [[You]] made friends with and are getting the [[shit|sick shit]] from is probably from the [[FBI]].<br>
We already know you're going and there is no way we can talk you out of it so have fun coming up with an excuse when [[Your Mom]] asks about this site when she finds it on your browsing history.<br>
