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| |I put it simply: "Perfect Chemistry" is the best modern SpongeBob Episode. And you know the funniest thing about it? It is entirely made out of fart jokes!|MrEnter's ''Admirable Animation #25: "Top 25 Modern SpongeBob Episodes"''
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| |You spend your first twenty years preparing to waste your next fifty, and then the world forgets about you. If you attempt to break away from this cycle the harness of reality shoves you back into your role like a product on a storefront shelf etched out of place. As far as I can tell, that's the way it's always been; that's the way it'll always be; and no one will ever have a problem with it.|MrEnter describing the life of [[Psycho|Robert]] in his work "Little Cassie"}}
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| |image = MrEnter the stoner.png
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| |powerword = Johnathan Rozanski
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| |occupation = [[YouTube]] ranter, writer
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| |gender = Male
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| |years active = 2013-present
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| |nationality = [[American]]
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| |website = [https://www.mysteriousmisterenter.com Manchildcave]<br>[https://www.youtube.com/user/TheMysteriousMrEnter JewTube channel]}}
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| '''TheMysteriousMrEnter''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Johnathan Rozanski''') is a {{age|1992|07|21}}-year-old [[impotent|"asexual"]] [[manchild|self-admitted Aspie who reviews cartoons on The Internet]]. Considering that he is the living embodiment of the aphorism "he who can, does; he who cannot, teaches", it is thankful that he won't reproduce. And due to being dull as shit, his entertainment value for women, among trolls, is low. But, he doesn't review kids' cartoons because he raises children or has written a successful TV show himself (although he is [[Fail|trying]]), but because he still identifies with the [[manchild|target audience]]. Furthermore, while he pretends to fight for the quality of kids' shows, he praises fart and masturbation jokes. MrEnter has admitted that other parts of his life have never really "panned out" before and that [[Wow|reviewing cartoons is his only real talent]]. Unsurprisingly, he was frequently bullied in school, and seen as a mistake by his parents, resulting in him having [[Special Snowflake Syndrome|special snowflake syndrome]]. Mr. Enter is generally egocentric, unhealthily ignoring anyone who negatively criticizes him on the Internet (See ''[[Shit|Growing Around]]'' and blocking everyone who [[Normal|disagreed with him and believed that trolls and cyberbullies were different]] in a comments section), and is not above giving his [[Neckbeard|fanboys]] a page of 87 "[[Random|Random Facts about me]]" on Deviant Art. It should also be noted that his [[Hitler|"abusive" childhood]] causes him to get extremely butthurt whenever a cartoon--exclusively Family Guy--centers around abuse. He refuses to further his education because he hated school, A.K.A no one acknowledged his existence, and read somewhere that 1 out of 5 college students are [[Ræp|raped]] and/or assaulted on campus.
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| [[File:MysteriousMrEnter.jpg|230px|thumb|The faggot and his boyfriend Patrick IRL]] [[File:Smokeweedeveryday.jpg|230px|thumb|Oy vey iz mir!]]
| | '''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''BALEET THE [[Icewillow9|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW'''</span>'''</span>''' |
| [[File:MtEnterhead.png|230px|thumb|Created by fans for fans!]] | |
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| Mr. Enter is oblivious to the fact that children should watch as few cartoons as possible, which makes it even more fortunate that he doesn't have any [[Aspergers|offspring]]. Common hypotheses regarding the origins of his obsession with raving about children's cartoons for a living include his abusive childhood, [[Aspergers|inability to grow up]], and/or a coping mechanism suggested by his therapist.
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| At first, he got into reviewing episodes of ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'' in order to prove himself to the [[Neckbeard|Brony]] fanbase. These videos are a big chunk of his view count on [[YouTube]], and why [[fantard|Enter's fans]] are his lickspits in the first place.
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| He later started reviewing episodes of his all-time favorite show, ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'', before further branching out to review episodes of other shows 90's kids hate, and occasionally bad animated movies. At first he called this show ''Infamous Animation'', but since that name was already taken, he changed it to ''Animated Atrocities''.
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| Most people are too retarded to realize that he's actually a ripoff of the [[Nostalgia Critic]], even when he directly rips off his clips to substitute for his lack of humor. Additionally, unlike the [[Irate Gamer]], Mr. Enter is able to convince people that he is an artist. He also has over 100,000 [[Reddit]] user drones subscribed to his YouTube channel, and if you don't agree with him, his living [[Fanboys|fans]] will [[Hitler|accuse you]] of being a kid who doesn't appreciate good animation and is too stupid to follow the plots of [[Rick and Morty|shows he likes]]. His fans will also get butthurt when you criticize him, or call him out on his [[bullshit]], as most fanfags do.
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| Mr. Enter predominantly claims that networks like Nick don't "put [[children]] [(including himself)] first" and his followers believe that modern cartoons [[Gun|"destroy kids' brains"]] and that [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|we've failed as a species for allowing them to exist]]. Considering that he has never gotten laid and has admittedly gotten shunned by anyone who couldn't put up with his shit,
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| [[You|i.e. Everyone]], I think we're doing just fine. And at the same time he [[SJW]]s kid's cartoons, he can't explain why children '''shouldn't''' enjoy cheap jokes, while he, himself enjoyed masturbation jokes at the [[edgy|age of 16]], and still has an odd fascination with [[Eproctophilia|toilet humor]]. Because of this, his arguments bounce between "cartoons have to be deep and meaningful" if he doesn't like the humor, and "cartoons are good as long as they make you laugh" if he does.
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| Enter additionally is seemingly unaware of the concept of a lolcow, believing all of his criticism to stem from fans of things he criticizes and critics of things he praises. [[Autism|This will totally not inevitably serve to feed the trolls ad infinitum.]]
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| ==This article as a video==
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| ==Before becoming the Faggot he is today==
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| [[File:Rat on the parentally abused.png|thumb|[[Furfag|Rat]] on how Enter thinks his abusive childhood makes him a [[Special Snowflake Syndrome|special snowflake]]]]
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| Mr. Enter was born in Chicopee, [[Massachusetts]], a town that [[Shit Nobody Cares About|no one cares about]]. He [[Lie|claims]] to have been [[Hitler|abused by his parents]], and has even claimed that he was [[Chris-chan|pepper sprayed]] by some [[Leafy|bullies]] in his childhood, but so far, nobody has actually proven this. He has a half brother and two half sisters, who are all ashamed of him and don't want jackshit to do with him. His mother is a jackal and his estranged father pulled a Eminem's Dad on him, though he is believed to have died in 2009 while pulling a Carradine, lucite heels and all. His current location is unknown, as he claimed to live in New York for his shitty Kickstarter. Probably the retard forgot.
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| Before moaning about the garbage America's youth watches today, Johnathan was a [[Faggot|let's player]] called [[Bro]][[Castlevania|vania]].
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| He had the idea of playing every game mentioned in ''1001 Video Games You Must Play Before You Die'' because he has no original ideas, but gave up shortly after because, as it turned out, he had to play games that weren't about ponies or [[Bestiality|fucking your dog]]. His most famous LPs feature him raging over kids' games Donkey Kong and Spyro the Dragon, dying [[fail|repeatedly]] and having trouble concentrating on [[ADHD|playing and commenting at the same time]]. He abandoned the name [[Idiot|Brovania]] in favor of a much more [[Loser|mysterious]] one, and began reviewing cartoons in hopes of [[Pedo|getting more 11-year-olds]] to watch his crap.
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| It should also be noted that he named his dog after the retarded starfish from [[SpongeBob]], an action he regrets to this day.
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| [[File:enterreviewsheet.png|thumb|If the characters are treated like shit in an episode, he will get asshurt. Boo-hoo.]]
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| ==Animated Atrocities==
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| [[File:Impossibly high standards for writing.png|thumb|300px|How Enter's reviews usually go.]]
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| [[File:Duh MrEnter.png|thumb|Why Duh MysteriousMrEnter, we can already tell because your show is called Animated Atrocities]][[File:Dududuudud.jpg|thumb|[[Pussy|This caused him to vomit the first time he saw it. Truly a man.]]]][[File:Bobtrocities.png|thumb|Every single SpongeBob episode that has made this guy so butthurt. 118 atrocities according to Hoyle. So much for using that remote control to change the channel. He wouldn't even reach for it if a can of Mountain Dew was directly next to it.]]
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| Animated Atrocities is a review series in which Mr. Enter reviews animated children's shows he considers "bad." Surprisingly, it was a big hit, and Mr. Enter decided he was going to make it into a series in which [[Hipster|he criticizes any show that wasn't made in the 90's]]. Most of the time, he just goes after SpongeBob episodes that were made after the movie because according to him, any episode that was made after the movie was [[TheMysteriousMrEnter|trash]]. When he talks about Spongebob, he likes to use the terms "modern" and "classic" Spongebob, as if he were talking about Picasso. However, di-syllabic words are not enough to show off your dictionary [[Duck|boner]] to everyone. The voice he puts on in his reviews is pretentious and [[Buttsex|stuck-up]]; it's clear that he is putting this voice on to give the impression that he is sophisticated and intelligent, when, in reality, he is pedantic. He goes after every predecessor to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic due to not having unpony-like designs and basically not being [[Pony|FiM]]. Every episode of Animated Atrocities up until The Powerpuff Girls "Town and Out" was originally called "Infamous Animation," but someone else on YouTube by the name of "[[asshole|ShogunGin0]]" was already using that name for his series. He fails to realize, however, that someone else on YouTube by the name of [[Fatass|BigMan]]X already used the name "Animated Atrocities" for a series in which they reviewed shows they didn't like.
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| He also has a [[Patreon]], where he begs people with actual jobs to give him their hard-earned, well-deserved [[money]] so he can make more Internet reviews. Despite receiving thousands of dollars through this [[scam]], his videos look like they cost barely anything to make and he uses Windows Movie Maker--a freeware program-- to produce them. The quality of his videos is shit, mediocre at best: with half-assed text edited in post; mic clipping; mostly repeating sequences of animation over and over again and full of elementary mistakes, like audio cut outs, that could be fixed if you gave the slightest fuck. It seems as if he believes nobody will notice. So, the question arises: where does the money go? [[Zoophilia.net|That may best be left unanswered.]]
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| His worst Animated Atrocity reviews are of adult cartoons Ren and Stimpy APC's "Ren Seeks Help" and Family Guy's "Screams of Silence: Story of Brenda Q". He claims that the former, which was actually considered ''good'' prior to his review, has too much disturbing content (actually just some basic cartoon-ish violence) and will destroy all hope and innocence in the world. The latter, on the other hand, made the real-word issue of abusive relationships even worse, apparently because [[Special Snowflake Syndrome|it diverts attention from real victims]] by creating a fictional one. On a related note, one time he claimed he got depression from [[Pony|My Little Pony]], and garnered sympathy from his idiot fans which could better be spent on people with actual depression. He also acts like he's an expert on how to handle abuse, even though not everyone has Asperger's and people have different ways of coping with it, and yet, he can't even handle simple trolling. He also shoots down all of Family Guy's attempts to address the affliction, even when they're making a fair point. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KivLBsmizq4 Here's someone who actually has dealt with abuse give him what for.]
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| In his [[Over 9000|100th]] Animated Atrocity review, he took on the Drawn Together movie, and it was more or less the same as every other review, only cranked [[TV Tropes|up to eleven]]. It basically has the same maturity and volume as a [[SammyClassicSonicFan]] video, but without the justification of being made by a 10-year-old boy, although his behavior is hardly an indicator. The whole thing is a mess, consisting of him claiming [[wut|prologues never work]], whining about [[Tara Strong]] "reusing" her [[Sexy|Twilight Sparkle]] voice and swearing (despite this coming out first, way to go, due diligence), [[Woman|bitching about Flash]] (though admittedly, the movie does look weird compared to the series), calling [[Seth MacFarlane]] [[You|unfunny]], hating on [[Faggot|Wooldoor]] for showing his [[penis]], advocating [[censorship]] because he doesn't like a product, irrelevant bitching about [[SpongeBob]], taking many gags completely seriously, failing to realize he is not the intended audience, and finally, declaring that the movie fails at comedy because it "broke da rules", despite comedy being subjective. After this review, some of his fans actually gave up on him, but [[Hipster|others started hating on Drawn Together]]. He compares the show negatively to [[South Park]], and shows a clip from the episode "Safe Space," which ironically is making fun of people exactly like him. Sadly, after the [[Nothing|"horror"]] he went through, he has not considered [[Suicide|retiring]].
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| Despite all of this, he has clearly never heard of the term "don't like, don't watch." And "shaving cream".
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| [[File:MrPrincess.png|200px|thumb|Well... at least he has a sense of self-irony]]
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| ===What Makes Him Butthurt===
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| [[File:EnterCriesLikeaBitch.png|thumb|Mr Enter cries like a bitch]]
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| [[File:EnterCriesLikeaBitch2.png|thumb|Mr Enter cries like a bitch]]
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| [[File:EnterCriesLikeaBitch3.png|thumb|Mr Enter cries like a bitch]]
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| [[File:EnterCriesLikeaBitch4.png|thumb|Mr Enter cries like a bitch]]
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| [[File:EnterCriesLikeaBitch5.png|thumb|Mr Enter cries like a bitch]]
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| * [[Humor|Mean spiritedness]]
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| * Grotesque things
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| * People who don't worship him
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| * Asking him if he smokes [[weed]]
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| * Telling him that the infamous [[Chris-chan|Chris Chandler]] is both a Brony and an Aspie as well.
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| * Touching Newspaper
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| * Drool
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| * Honesty
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| * Anything that even remotely brings joy or happiness to another person
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| * College
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| * Education in general
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| * Teachers
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| * His parents (we feel bad for them)
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| * Any drink that isn't soda
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| * Doing research for reviews
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| * His forehead
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| * Art styles that look gross (even ''Pig Goat Banana Cricket'', which has very detailed backgrounds, varied designs, and pretty much more creativity put into its art style than ''[[Adventure Time]]'')
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| * Identifying with bullied cartoon characters... what happens more often than he admits.
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| * Continuity errors, even in cartoons with minimal regards to continuity
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| * People being negative towards ''[[My Little Pony]]''. Fun fact: A [[No|surprisingly]] high amount of Bronies have Aspergers.
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| * Telling him [[Truth|that the world is not fucked up because today's cartoons are bad]].
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| * Suggesting he go outside and breathe some fresh air
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| * Suggesting that he should actually do something with the life he has been given
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| * Telling him that [[truth|cartoons are not motherfucking serious business]], especially those that fall under comedy.
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| * Asking him to suck your dick ([[Fairly Oddparents|or any mention of love in general]])
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| * Telling him how funny he looked when he yelled at his computer
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| * Suggesting him to read a good book instead.
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| * Touching his [[neckbeard|beard]]
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| * [[Roger Ebert]], because he gave both Cars 2 and [[Seth MacFarlane|Ted]] 3.5 stars and he thought that video games would never be a true form of art.
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| * Leonard Maltin (Ebert's evil twin), for giving [[DreamWorks|Shark Tale]], [[Bestiality|Bee Movie]], [[GOTTA GO FAST|Turbo]], and Ted (again) 3 stars. Also, for being a better animation/film expert.
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| * [[Pan Pizza]], because he likes Teen Titans Go, has actual friends in the animation industry, and is a better reviewer/artist than he is or ever will be.
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| * Other Critics that aren't [[Doug Walker]].
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| * School
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| * Sports and exercise
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| * Telling him to get a real job instead of e-begging
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| * Freedom of speech (except his)
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| * Live-action sitcoms
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| * Anything that has the names of Zeus Cervas (aka The Evil King of Atlantis) and Casey Alexander on them.
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| * [[Nickelodeon]]
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| * [[Pervert|Johnny Bravo]]
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| * Anyone who works for Nickelodeon
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| * [[King of the Hill]], especially its depictions of [[Canadians]] and [[kidnapping]] of [[Mexican]] girls.
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| * [[Atheism|Brian Griffin]]
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| * [[Rapist|Quagmire]]
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| * [[The Nutshack]]
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| * Any episode (of any show) with themes of [[abuse]] in relationships.
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| * Telling him he should at least try to find some positive qualities in the episodes he reviews.
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| * Telling him he needs to calm down and stop freaking out over small trivial things
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| * [[Curry nigger|Sanjay and Craig]]
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| * [[Gay|Fanboy and Chum Chum]]
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| * Breadwinners
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| * [[Family Guy]]
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| * [[Seth MacFarlane]] and anything his name is attached to
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| * Teen Titans Go! (for not being like the original show and/or Young Justice)
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| * Johnny Test
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| * Disney's Cars & Planes
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| * [[Fairly Oddparents]]
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| * [[Viacom]]
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| * [[Fox]]
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| * [[Nickelodeon]]
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| * [[School|Wayside]]
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| * Copyright
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| * CartoonFreak666, Jinbo17, Shota, SpongeBat1, and MilesLuigi, five guys who got sick of his shit
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| * [[Clay Claymore]], another guy who got sick of his shit and makes commentary videos on him. A lot of Enterbots frequently tell him he's [[Irony|"immature" and "can't handle an opinion"]].
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| * [[My Little Pony: Equestria Girls|Flash Sentry]]
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| * [[Shit no one cares about|Charlotte Fullerton]]
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| * [[SpongeBob|Merriwether Williams]]
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| * Sean Charmatz
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| * Derek Iversen
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| * [[John Kricfalusi]]. Ironically, Enter is almost exactly like John K., the main difference being John actually had talent.
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| * Mocking critics
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| * Anyone who has the balls to argue with his fanboys
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| * [[Canada]] (even though that's where his precious MLP is made, his secret gay soulmate with similarly extreme anger issues named [[Amsterdam|NotJustBikes]] originated there, and he gets extremely offended when any show makes fun of Canada)
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| * [[Texas]] (no, not the SpongeBob episode fucktard)
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| * Incest jokes
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| * Anything made on a low budget (especially [[MS Paint|12 oz. Mouse]])
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| * [[Rednecks]] and trailer trash
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| * Any element he considers to be a cliché (like a stereotypical nerd character, or an old man acting like a teenager)
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| * References in cartoons he doesn't get
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| * References in cartoons others may not get
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| * [[Goatse|Dog anuses]]
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| * [[Irony|Pedo jokes]]
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| * [[Mary Sues]] (even though his own character Sally is arguably one)
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| * People who actually do things with their lives instead of bitching about kid's shows
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| * [[Bitch|The Great and Powerful Trixie]], [[Sethisto|Sethisto's]] pony [[waifu]] he keeps in his bed.
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| * [[Hank Hill]]
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| * [[Slut|Peggy Hill]]
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| * [[Whore|Lois]] from [[Breaking Bad|Malcolm in the Middle]]
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| * Anyone who doesn't agree with him
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| * Anything that anyone else finds funny
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| * [[Retard|Patrick Star]]
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| * [[Satan|Richard Pursel]]
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| * Paul Tibbitt, even though he's worked on SpongeBob since Season 1.
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| * Ren and Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon - which he called pure evil for showing some animated insects being killed in Ren Seeks Help
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| * [[Stupid|Mega Babies]]
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| * Old people
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| * Any MLP predecessors to FiM
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| * MoBrosStudios - because he's jealous that He came up with Squidward Torture Porn before he did.
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| * Direct-to-Video Sequels
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| * [[Bestiality|Puppy in My Pocket]]
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| * [[Drawn Together]], which he claims is the worst thing in existence for daring to suggest that offensive vulgar humor doesn't need to have a point
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| * [[Funny|Shock humor]]
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| * 1970s and 80s Saturday Morning Cartoons
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| * [[Ausfag|Pixel Pinkie]]
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| * Saying [[truth|"it's for kids"]]
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| * Saying trolling and cyberbullying are actually different things
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| * [[Racism]] and racist jokes.
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| * [[Sex]] and sexual jokes.
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| * [[J-pop|HiHi Puffy Ami Yumi Show]]
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| * [[Kirby|Kirby Right Back At Ya!]]
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| * [[Eddie Murphy]]
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| * Book adaptations, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60ieL_0fBT0 despite the fact he wrote a book about Growing Around for a "proof of concept" that has a second grader amount of grammar errors]
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| * The fact that his gay lover [[loser|PieGuyRulz]] has a girlfriend (who's fugly and obese) while Enter never will.
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| * Flash animation (even though that's what his precious MLP is made with)
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| * Anyone who disagrees with his fanboys
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| * [[YouTube Poop]]
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| * Hobbies that don't include sitting on his ass and watching cartoons
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| * TV executives who look for talent on the internet
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| * [[Trailer Park Boys|Any show that doesn't have a perfect moral]]
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| * [[PlayStation|Spyro the Dragon]]
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| * [[Seth MacFarlane|Cleveland Brown]]
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| * [[Ghetto|The Cleveland Show]]
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| * [[Disney|Pickle and Peanut]]
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| * [[Art|Pig Goat Banana Cricket]]
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| * [[Where the Dead Go to Die]], which he refuses to review to this day.
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| * [[Poop]] and [[fart]] jokes
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| * [[Minions]]
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| * [[1990s|Rocket Power]]
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| * [[wrong|Allen Gregory]]
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| * [[annoying|Bubsy]]
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| * [[16-year-old girl|Doodletones]]
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| * [[Adult Swim]], except for <s>[[Rick and Morty]]</s> nah that makes him butthurt too now.
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| * [[Seth Rogen|Sausage Party]]
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| * [[Black Lives Matter|The Legend of Chamberlain Heights]]
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| * [[Modern Art|Postmodernism]]
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| * Loud or repetitive noises
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| * Flashing colors
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| * [[M. Night Shyamalan|Sudden twist endings]]
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| * Possibly James Arnold Taylor
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| * Successful people
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| * [[bestiality|Almost Naked Animals]]
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| * [[Christmas|Rapsittie Street Kids]]
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| * [[Dan Schneider|Child Abuse]]
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| * Making fun of [[homosexuality]]
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| * Jokes about [[AIDS]] and [[herpes]]
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| * Anything meant to be disturbing or gross
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| * Anyone who has a sense of humor
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| * Anyone who likes the shows he reviews
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| * Trolling in general
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| * Cartoon theme songs that shout the title repeatedly
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| * Cartoon theme songs that are instrumentals only and don't have lyrics
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| * "Imitation anime" cartoons
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| * Comparing anime with cartoons
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| * Asking him to review anime
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| * Asking him to review anything
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| * [[My Little Pony|Putting Your Hoof Down]]
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| * Calling him out on his hypocrisy
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| * Buck Cluck from Chicken Little (as well as Chicken Little in general)
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| * Probably the movie "The Power of One".
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| * Telling people like him to [[STFU]] and accept that something is the way it is (i.e. Teen Titans Go's Let's Get Serious and Return of Slade)
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| * People defending anything he doesn't like (this is why he hates Drawn Together)
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| * Telling him to shave his disgusting [[neckbeard]]
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| * Telling him Growing Around [[truth|has no chance of being televised]]
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| * Questioning him about the unclear backstory and/or unfortunate implications of ''Growing Around''
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| * Being told he needs to grow up.
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| * Being told "internet critic" is not "a real job"
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| * Being told he needs a social life
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| * [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]]
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| * ''[[Emoji|The Emoji Movie]]''
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| * Edgy stuff
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| * The theme song from ''[[The Nutshack]]'' as well as the meme that spawned out of it and the show it is from.
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| * His editors that got fired by him.
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| * ''[[Donkey Kong|Donkey Kong Country]]''
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| * ''[[Totally Spies]]''
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| * [[Kiwi Farms]] because some user on the site owned by [[Joshua Moon|another pedo]] named [[Pickles|PickleGuy]] called him a [[pedophile]].
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| * Not getting honest criticism.
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| * Getting honest criticism.
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| * [[Nigger|MarsReviews]], because he called him out on his bullshit.
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| * Calling him [[Adolf Hitler]] or a [[Nazi]]
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| * [[Matthew Davis]] and [[BrandontheMovieGuy]] for being brony-hating ''Family Guy'' fans
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| * [[Silent Rob]] for being extremely strongly against bronies
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| * [[Professor Kuhtoons]] for making rant videos on him, his fans, and for just having an all-around hatred for the stuff Enter likes as well.
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| * When his fans don't give him money.
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| * Corona-Chan.
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| * Wearing a mask, because the idea of paper rubbing his [[neckbeard]] is Hell on Earth.
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| * Pinging him on Discord.
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| * His own balls.
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| * [[Communism|TheKavernacle]]
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| * Criticism of the generations bullshit, since Enturd apparently likes pointlessly dividing people into arbitrary categories of "millennial/gen-z/boomer" and other dumb labels based on what year they were born
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| * I'm With Stupid, and anyone who actually likes the episode
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| * Kaz Prapuolenis (because of Jizz Lemonade)
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| * Movies set in the early 2000s that don't mention 9/11
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| * Anything from after 1999
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| * "Transphobia"
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| * [[California|Adolf Newsom]]
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| * Bart Simpson in general, which is why [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yVlA7K6CB4 he will never review the episode The Boys of Bummer], or any other Bart torture episode.
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| * Comparing Enturd and his fanbases to the equally bitter, hateful, angry [[Canada|NotJustBikes]] and his equally obnoxious and aggressive fanboys.
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| P.S. All of his fanboys will defend most of this with his Asperger's Syndrome or his "abusive" childhood, neither of which are valid excuses.
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| [[File:HyoocriticalEnter.jpg| thumb |200px|He's such a Picasso! Note the [[neckbeard]]]]
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| ==Growing Around==
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| An abomination of a show that only a MotherDucker can love.
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| {{Main|Growing Around}}<br />
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| ===Other Series===
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| [[File:Mr. Enter Avatar.jpg|thumb|200px|Too late for being mysterious because you already revealed your identity and now look like a [[pedophile]] which you allegedly are]]
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| *[[Seizure|Admirable]] Animation - A show where he says his [[Shitty|precious]] childhood shows are better than [[Clarence|brain-rotting modern shows]]. Even though the title "Admirable Animation" suggests that this video series might be positive, he still sounds as bitchy and cynical as ever in it.
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| *MLP Review - A show where he reviews MLP to [[Basement dwellers|those who give a fuck]].
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| *Debates - A collab project where he debates other autists, like [[Asperger's Syndrome|PIEGUYRULZ]], who watch animation for children well into their twenties, and care enough to defend their favorite episodes of Spongebob and shit on the ones they hate.
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| *1001 Animations to See Before You Die - A deviantART series where he determines what kinds of animation are [[Jews|Kosher]]. He plans to actually publish this into a book after a while, which is sure to be a hit with all the [[manchildren]] out there. However, he's likely to get sued by the creators of the real [http://www.1001beforeyoudie.com/ "1001 (blank) Before You Die"] series.
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| *Advice Videos- He had made advice journals in the past, but now he's doing videos. He assumes, as someone who has never made a cartoon before, that he OBVIOUSLY knows how it's done, and those people at Nickelodeon who do it for a day job don't know jack shit.
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| [[File:MrEnterBronyNeckbeard.PNG | thumb | 200px| He has a [[furfag|Pony OC]] too. Note the [[Fedora | Mountain Dew]].]]
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| [[File:Enterhypocrite2.png|thumb|200px|Enter being a smug prick bitching about college in a private message.]]
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| *Technocrazy - A series of shitty documentaries on how [[the man]] owns us all. It's nothing you haven't heard explained better and more researched by [[Jim Sterling|someone else]].
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| *Nick-O Rama: What was supposed to be his version of [[Doug Walker|"Disneycember"]], turned into the biggest disaster his channel has seen. Since he barely watched the shows he was critiquing and he cared more about [[Fallout 76|rushing out reviews to meet the deadline]], people were quick to point out the flaws of his reviews and made response videos debunking all of his points. The series is back for a season 2 and though he did watch the shows longer, it's still typical of the shit Enter usually makes.
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| ===His Spawn===
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| [[File:Fuckhead.PNG |thumb|200px| One of Enter's fanboys expressing wishes to kill innocent people for their master.]]
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| Many people on deviantART follow in his footsteps as well,and make bitchy criticisms about animations because he uploaded a frame for other people to make Animated Atrocities title cards. Their reviews are typically of episodes and/or movies Mr. Enter and/or The Nostalgia Critic already reviewed. The people who do this most likely think they are as good as [[Hitler|their precious lord and savior]], which is actually true, considering he's a basement dwelling shit. None of his fanboys can respect whenever someone likes something they don't. t
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| Mr. Enter also had his fans spam the account of a guy on [[TV Tropes]] named [[Stalin|Shota]], who posted comments of [[Soviet|agreement on negative reviews of Enter's work]]. It got to the point where Shota had to abandon his account, yet Enter had absolutely no remorse over it, claiming he was [[Bullshit|"playing the victim."]] On the subject of TV Tropes, his page was once nothing but a hugbox that praised him, though with the recent addition of Wall Banger and Dethroning Moment pages, it seems his fans have finally started to see through his crap.
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| One of his [[faggots|fanboys]] went so far to soothe Mr. Enter's anus that he blanked this article because it had allegedly "revealed personal information." despite literally none of his family members being named and only using common knowledge information Mr Enter had given us. However, it got reverted in an instant, and he cried to his idol's [[DeviantArt]] about it, and nobody gave a fuck shortly after.
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| <center>{{cg|The gallery of Animated Atrocities notebooks made by his fanboys.|mrentergal2|center|<gallery>
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| File:Notebook of the lorax by jimx86000-d7jwpzm.jpg
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| File:Animated atrocity request farm pit by mickeyelric11-d741jo5.jpg
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| File:My animated atrocities 10 dance pantsed by teamrocketrockin-d7n5t4n.jpg
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| File:Dance pantsed by teamrocketrockin-d7n5t4n.jpg
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| File:Animated atrocities foster s goes to europe by michaelsar-d7pg68c.png
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| File:Enterbotvorehate.jpg
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| File:My notebook stan s best friend by predator56-d7beroy.png
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| File:Stocking rose atrocities ghost boy by stocking star-d7wezi9.png
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| File:AnadratedbyMeta.png|Even cereal commercials are considered "Aniamted Atrocities" by his fantards.
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| File:Animated atrocities foodfight by maxed32-d7dtihu.jpg|Haven't you heard the news, Jontron and The Nostalgia Critic already reviewed it.
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| File:Little mermaid atrocity.png|Not even ''good'' movies are safe.
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| File:Sailor moon atrocity.png|Fun fact: this Entard ''really'' likes [[Hentai|Sailor Moon]], some might say obsessed. And he never shuts up about how [[Dick|DiC]] [[Weeaboo|"ruined"]] his precious animu.
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| File:Animated atrocities the power of one by cartoonfreak666-d8safte.png|A parody of Mr. Enter's Animated Atrocities notebooks
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| File:MasterCringecard.jpg|A notebook as if it were done by an autistic 4 year old
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| File:EDCARD.jpg|A butthurt Enter-fanboy's opinion of this website 5 seconds after seeing this article
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| File:TJD.jpg|A butthurt Enter-fanboy's opinion of an admin of Kiwi Farms that opposes his beliefs
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| </gallery>}}</center>
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| Children's cartoons. Serious business.
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| ==Enter's [[Nazi|Hypocrisy and Other Idiocy]]==
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| [[File:Angrymob.png|thumb|Kill them! Kill them with fire!]]
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| [[File:Enter's ego.png|right|thumb|200px|Enter bitching about some guy not liking him, showing his massive [[ego]] and refusing to accept somebody not liking and disagreeing with him. He has since deleted this post but you get the point.]]
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| Like most online critics, Enter is quite the [[hypocrisy|hypocrite]] when it comes to criticism. He'll happily tear any given animation to shreds, but if anyone so much as DARES disagree with him, he'll burst into tears and his [[white knighting|white knights]] will treat you worse than a murderer because he has Aspergers. He claims to constantly "[[No|improve]]" his videos, yet his videos have not seen any improvement in quality. Interestingly, he claims that the critic obviously doesn't know how hard it is to make reviews and therefore [[hypocrite|shouldn't complain]]. In addition, in his review of "Twilight's Kingdom," he acknowledges that nitpicking and exaggerating flaws in anything is bad, despite doing exactly that in his reviews. Despite loathing when cartoons play [[abuse]] for laughs (especially Family Guy), yet in his Fairly OddPet review, he portrays a Nickelodeon executive as an abusive parent for a cheap laugh. He also says music is subjective, but comedy isn't. He also bitches about people nitpicking FiM, yet he nitpicks everything he hates.
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| He also claims to hold old Nick shows from the 90's to the same standards as current ones, but has failed to back this up. Only twice has he done an animated atrocity on an old Nick show (and even then, they're nowhere near as long as his ten to fifteen minute reviews of modern ones), and he spent most of his Nickelodeon month bitching about how it used to be [[Nostalgia|"so much better"]] to the point that he refused to continue classifying it as a kids' channel.
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| Enter hold all shows to the same standard, he would actually hold a show like Dora The Explorer to the same standards as a show like Breaking Bad. He doesn't understand what a TARGET AUDIENCE is.
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| Additionally, Enter takes continuity way too seriously. One of the largest examples of this is during the Patrick's a Prick countdown, in which his top pick was over one line that he applied to the entirety of Spongebob's cannon. Despite this, he has admitted that it's okay for a show to not feature continuity between episodes.
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| Apparently, it doesn't cross his mind that children enjoy these shows. For instance, he was shocked to discover that Breadwinners was the number one kids' show in its fifth week. This made him FURIOUS at the fact that people are allowed to enjoy things that he does not like! He also bitches and moans about the fact that Nick <abbr title="Which isn't entirely true as to Breadwinners' origins. One of the creators made a completely unrelated short for Nick, they liked it, and they decided together to remake his shitty pilot to be less shitty.">looks for talent on the internet</abbr> and doesn't pick up "quality programming" that comes straight to its door, like [[Hentai|The Modifyers]], even though he'd probably be calling it an Atrocity if it were picked up. Enter has apparently never heard of a target audience.
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| [[File:Enterbots mad.png|thumb|A group of Enterbots refuse to accept blame for influencing the toxic behavior of today's animation fans.]]
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| He also likes to call Zeus Cervas, Casey Alexander, Sean Charmatz, Richard Pursel, and Derek Iversen poor excuses for human beings just because they wrote for the new SpongeBob episodes, but what he fails to realize is that three of those people also worked on his precious, holy seasons 1-3 of SpongeBob and other shows he likes. Furthermore, he's far kinder to Aaron Springer and Mr. Lawrence, despite their hit-and-miss track records. He also treats people like [[Seth MacFarlane]], everyone at Nickelodeon, the Teen Titans Go! writers, or [[Lesbian|Charlotte Fullerton]] as being inferior beings to himself just because they wrote episodes that weren't up to his standards. In fact, in his "Pet Sitter Pat" review, he showed screencaps of [[Victim|Casey's]] [[Twitter]] where he reveals his fondness of [[Bestiality|A Pal for Gary]], while Enter insults him. His fans later invaded Casey's Twitter and made several mean tweets at his expense, all for writing some fucking cartoon episodes that one manchild didn't like. He later remade some of his videos that called out [[Pretty cool guy|Casey]], removing the offending comments, as well as deleting the old videos in an attempt to cover his ass, and some of his friends want the old versions back because they like seeing innocent people get harassed. In his re-review of "Pet Sitter Pat", he told his fanboys to stop harassing the writers, but that was obviously a lie because the manchild then stated that his opinion of the episode and the writers hasn't changed. This proves that he hasn't learned his lesson and probably never will. If that's not enough, one of Mr. Enter's fanboys recently started a petition on [[Tumblr]] to harass the writers of Teen Titans GO! until they kill themselves. Seriously. Kill themselves. It should perhaps come as no surprise that harassment of writers and animators became increasingly commonplace after Enter's sperging out over SpongeBob episodes led to the aforementioned Casey incident. Unsurprisingly, Enter has refused to accept responsibility for his [[TV Tropes|unwitting instigation of doom]] and his blind fans refuse to believe he is even partially to blame for influencing the animation fandom's spoiled, entitled behavior.
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| In addition, his bitching about TV networks looking for talent on the internet is hypocritical itself, as he wants to pitch his own show, [[Incest|Growing Around]], to a TV network, and he could be considered as internet [[Shit|"talent"]] (however, nobody is going to pick up his show because it's [[stupid]], [[gay]], and a [[rip-off]] of a [[Disney]] short he claims had "potential"). Despite the fact that he bitches about fart jokes all the time in his atrocity reviews, one of his Growing Around scripts, [[Brony|My Pretty Pony]] (yes, that's really the name) had some fart jokes in it as well. As of February 9, 2015, he updated it in order to cover his ass from people rightfully calling him a hypocrite. There's also the fact that Growing Around is some of the laziest, blandest, most generic, most unoriginal tripe ever conjured by the human mind. Maybe even more so than the shows he whines about all the time. Enter however still thinks that his show will be amazing, and that children will love him! But however all the lackluster writing that he puts into Fucking Around won't do him any decency, the show isn't going to be picked up by Disney any time soon, giving Enter a lot more time to cry over Breadwinners.
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| His constant focus on the negative suggests a severe case of Masochism, especially if you consider the vast amount of free time he spends to watch, review and upload said cartoons. Much free time, indeed. Furthermore, he named his own pet after a moronic starfish- and never considered to change this. It seems like he '''needs''' kids shows to feel smarter than he [[Manchild|actually is]]. The best word to describe this is "hypocrite". However, we at ED encourage you to find out for yourself.
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| He also made a video stating that he doesn't like getting requests. How did he approach this, you may ask? [[Lol wut|By reviewing an episode of a show he got a lot of requests for]]. And he spent most of it ranting about how he doesn't like requests, instead of, you know, ignoring the requests. On top of that, one of the comments on that video was saying that Enter's degraded in quality and that he can't take criticism, and asking why he didn't just ignore the requests. Enter's response was basically [[Facepalm|"Because people requested it"]], and he ignored the rest of the comment, further proving that he can't take criticism.
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| In one of his videos, Enter raged about [[creepy|12 oz. Mouse]], claiming its animation style and voice acting had no effort put in at all. What he fails to realize (or what he probably refuses to acknowledge) is that the show is designed to look badly drawn on purpose for comedic effect! The creators used the style of animation because they thought it looked funny, not because they were lazy. According to Enter, any visual styles that don't look extremely expensive are garbage. And I'm pretty sure that it's the quality of a show's substance that really matters, not the visual style. He also fails to notice that the show has an [[2deep4u|in depth plot]] that even a [[retard|moron]] could pick up if they actually watched the show [[lazy|from beginning to end]]. About the "lazy" voice acting, the show's dialogue is based on improv and has no real script. There are also some really good jokes in the dialogue that Enter fails to pick up on because he has no sense of humor. Another show on Adult Swim that was famous for using improv and low-budget animation was [[1990s|Home Movies]], which was widely acclaimed by critics, but Enter would almost certainly hate it if he knew about it. Let's pray he never finds out.
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| It should be noted that for someone who claims to promote media being appropriate for children and having good morality, [[Hitler|Enter absolutely LOVES angrily dropping F-bombs every other word and teaching his viewers unhelpful lessons about life that sound completely ignorant due to his warped view on reality]]. Not to mention that his obsession with morals and belief that Breadwinners and Teen Titans Go will turn kids into brainwashed retards suggests that he believes children are idiots who will believe anything they see or hear on TV, and as such only wants them to hear what he wants them to. Now who would you rather have deciding what kids should watch? The parents, or some arrogant, hypocritical, potty-mouthed manchild with even less respect for them than those shows allegedly have?
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| == More [[Nazi|Hypocrisy]] ==
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| [[File:Idiocy.jpeg | thumb |200px| *Facepalm*]]
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| The peak of irony was reached, when he reviewed his never finished self-made game "[[Liar|EPIC]]-The Humorous RPG", which can be watched on Youtube. Quote from Episode 1: "For once I can't yell at the writer for doing something stupid". What stupidity exactly? Well, look at this humorous dialogue (Minute 8 : 20):
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| ''(inside a cave)''
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| '''Player:''' What are you doing here?
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| '''Old man:''' [[Masturbating]]
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| Note the [[Hypocrisy|laugh]] of Mr. Enter after reading this in his "Let's Play" and compare this to his positions in "Animated Atrocities". How highbrow his [[Abortions|brainchilds]] are! How much [[Shit|taste]] he has! But if you think about it... the very same person absolutely loves fart jokes. Unsurprisingly, he got dissed by his own character in the end...
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| ==MoBrosStudios==
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| [[File:MoBrosStudios avatar.png|230px|thumb|MoBrosStudios is not pleased with your copying of him]]Besides The Nostalgia Critic, Mr. Enter probably takes some of his inspirations from this YouTube Poop maker. In fact this is where he got the phrase Squidward Torture Porn from, and his idiot fanboys think that Mr. Enter was the creator of the phrase. Whenever he does a SpongeBob episode, he often goes after ones that [[Copypasta|MoBrosStudios already reviewed in both of his countdowns and for the most part have the same criticisms]], despite the fact that he doesn't review anything that The Nostalgia Critic or JonTron already covered. Obviously the SpongeBob videos by MoBrosStudios are infinitely better than Mr. Enter's shit, because MoBrosStudios actually has a sense of humor and states his arguments maturely. Ever since then MysteriousMrEnter and MoBrosStudios have been enemies. Even though MoBrosStudios created Squidward Torture Porn, MysteriousMrEnter has more subscribers than him.
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| Many suspect that this rivalry continues to this day because MoBrosStudios creates videos that aren't made in Windows Movie Maker, fueling MME into a jealous rage.
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| What's really unfair is that MoBrosStudios's SpongeBob videos have been removed by Viacom, while Mr. Enter's shitty videos are still up, which gives Enter's fanboys the false impression that Enter is the hero who made the world aware of bad episodes, when MoBros was obviously that hero. Even then, MoBros deleted his "Worst SpongeBob Episodes" videos because they were so fucking stupid, while Enter has yet to get this through his thick skull. In the years since, MoBros has reinvented himself as "Anim8ball" and gives far less butthurt reviews, while Enter is still the same whiny, fragile-egoed pussy we know and hate.
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| ==Kiwi Farms, the Entersphere, and Enter Related Drama==
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| ==Copyright Claims==
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| Not even someone as [[special]] as Mr. Enter is safe from [[copyright]]. One of the earliest instances was Shout Factory taking down one of his pony videos. (Even though Shout technically doesn't have the rights to do that, that's Hasbro's job. Shout only puts the show on DVD.) Much later, somebody at [[Viacom]] saw his Breadwinners review, and decided it was the biggest bunch of bullshit they had ever seen. Wanting to protect their company from unfair criticisms, Viacom filed a copyright claim and the video was removed (along with [[Pedophile|Rebeltaxi's]] negative but still [[Truth|miles better than Enter's]] review of Breadwinners). Enter later got it put back up because it falls under fair use as a <abbr title="Except the video isn't really much of a review. It's mostly [[Hitler|20% bitching]], [[Hitler|20% whining]], [[Hitler|20% nitpicking]], 30% calling Nick the worst company ever, 9% failing to realize he is not Nick's target demographic, and 1% valid criticisms.">"review"</abbr>, [[Seriously|while Rebeltaxi's is still down]].
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| <s>Later, FOX decided they were sick of his bullshit and took down his [[Vimeo]] account (where he posts his reviews of [[Family Guy]], [[The Simpsons]], [[King of the Hill]], and [[Gay|Allen Gregory]] because FOX would be able to find it easier on YouTube). Enter has yet to get it taken care of, but for now, everyone is thankful that they don't have to listen to him bitch about FOX, since his reviews of their shows are the only thing worse than the shows themselves.</s> LOL BACK UP
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| Viacom struck back once again with having several of his most popular videos, all SpongeBob related of course, taken down. His channel as of January 12, 2015 has been completely terminated from YouTube as a result of these copyright claims.
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| [[File:Enterfightingtroll.png|230px|thumb|Mr. Enter returning to Youtube and stopping trolls in the process]]
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| [[File:Enter creeping on kids.jpg|230px|thumb|Mr. Enter doesn't appreciate kids watching Teen Titans Go.]]
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| Unfortunately, the manchild got his YouTube page back by some [[Hacker|miraculous chance]]. On the flip side, the video evidence of his faggotry can be displayed on ED again. We all REALLY wish [[WWII|he would die already and get the hell off the internet]]. He keeps violating copyright laws over and over again but STILL won't get terminated! He must be a hacker. We urge all of you to report all his videos to every agency possible and try to get him terminated for copyright infringement.
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| == "We need to talk" ==
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| Enter seemed to have finally realised how the backlash from all the shit he caused over the years got to him, and thus made an <s>apology</s> self-pitying video in which he begged his fans for sympathy and talked for 35 minutes about how he couldn't take responsibility for his own actions, and how he couldn't handle the [[cyberbullying]] that almost everyone else with a solid channel on [[Youtube]] has to deal with. Of course, the [[Retards|impressionable]] fanbase, or rather his autistic cult that could never think for themselves, ate it all up. Too bad that none of them told Enter that he's a fucking [[beta|pussy]], and [[Fact|if he really has a serious problem with the criticism he got over the things he had full control over and still said in the past, then he should just get off the Internet.]] Also, Enter has officially stated that he needs to take a break from making videos because of cyberbullying for the what-are-you-doing-with-your-lifeth time.
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| <center><youtube>ov8HHPuW6GU</youtube>'''[[Irony|"Guise, teh internet is a toxic place!"]]'''</center>
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| Later on he made a similar journal on Deviantart. [http://archive.is/QRoqS]
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| ==Mr. Enter Angers SJW Scumbags (Mr. Enter becomes a Dead Horse)==
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| {{center|{{fv|vg1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
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| |<youtube>J1ekVcFsa2A</youtube><br /><center>'''Mr. Enter attacks Legend of Korra and rips off E;R causing butthurt'''</center>
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| |<youtube>1VJHV8fNXzA</youtube><br /><center>'''Mr. Enter attacks blatant Gun Grabbing propaganda causing butthurt'''</center>
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| |<youtube>0aP5pn_QzXA</youtube><br /><center>'''Mr. Enter attacks High Guardian Spice causing regressives to get triggered'''</center>
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| |<youtube>DOW1YvQITXA</youtube><br /><center>'''A person talks about his experience with Quintex96'''</center>
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| }}}}
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| After making enough reviews, he has made SJWs mad by simply not being far-left or progressive enough despite the fact that he has constantly pandered to SJWs over and over again proving people that SJWs are not anyone's attention and that you would make a better quality product just by yelling nigger at their face. Mr. Enter had angered SJWs when he had made fun of the Legend of Korra calling it lesbian trash for regressives. He also once had people from Tumblr join the Entersphere during its final days attempting to troll Mr. Enter so this would not be the first time Mr. Enter has angered SJWs. Since Mr. Enter is a cuck himself, he took down the Korra video and apologized when he shouldn't have but it has since been re-uploaded to his channel. Not learning the first time that SJWs are worthless pieces of trash that should be gassed or worth anyone's time, he decided to piss off his shitty core audience once again by associating himself with Comicsgate just by not being left wing enough. These two videos where he attacks High Guardian Spice for being worthless pandering to the SJW movement and Ok-Ko for making an episode about gun control that is forced and pure cancer. Many of Enter's fake fans would go on a rampage about how mean, bigoted, and sexist he is. A user by the name of Quintex96 would be the most notable individual to attack him. He would make tons of sock accounts just to drive Enter to the edge and the best part about this is that he succeeded at trolling Enter when that was not his goal. Quintex96 and some other nobody from the YouTube Commentary Community named Turkey Tom would be the straws that finally broke Mr. Enter's back.
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| <center>{{cg|SJW Salt|SJWsalt|center|<gallery>
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| File:SoyboyNPCtriggered.png|Mr. Enter is part of Comicsgate like all SJW NPC NORPs they call their opposition retarded.
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| File:SoyboyNPCtriggered2.png|The NPC lies about how diversity can't contribute to a movie flopping.
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| File:SoyboyNPCtriggered3.png|According to this NPC, any criticism that is from the alt-right or like minded people who have a higher IQ than this college campus fucktard.
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| File:SoyboyNPCtriggered4.png|The NPC fucktard gets triggered.
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| File:SoyboyNPCtriggered5.png|Mr. Enter has never stated that he hated women characters. The NPC is making up shit since like the rest of Enter's fans xir is retarded.
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| File:HCShannonCriesLikeaBitch.png|A SJW virtue signals about how he hates Trump as much as Mr. Enter.
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| File:SoyboysAttackEnter.png|thumb|Enter tells Quintex96 to stop attacking him.
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| File:SoyboysAttackEnter2.png|thumb|The commentator gets flagged for spam
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| File:SoyboysAttackEnter3.png|thumb|Quintex becomes a joke among the Enterbots.
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| File:SJWProjection.png|thumb|After getting caught for blatant A-Logging, Quintex feels sorry.
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| File:SJWProjection2.png|thumb|Quintex calls America a shithole
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| </gallery>}}</center>
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| ==Stuff He's Stolen From Other Reviewers==
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| [[File:Review title card squid wood vs the thing by mrenter-d7a7mr5.png|230px|thumb|Look at this drawing, it looks like a preschooler did this in MS Paint.]]
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| *Squidward Torture Porn from [[Butthurt|MoBrosStudios]].
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| *[[Doug Walker#Running_Gags|Memes made by]] [[Doug Walker]].
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| *[[Redundant|Repeating the same clip over and over]].
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| *[[Baby|Bitching and moaning]].
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| *Countdowns
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| *Reviewing many of the same shows [[Pan Pizza]] (host of the RebelTaxi channel) already reviewed, including ''[[The Nutshack]]''.
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| *Lingo from [[TV Tropes]]
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| *Obsession with [[9/11]] from Lindsey Ellis
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| *Blocking anyone who disagrees with him because he's a coward who sucks at debating from NotJustBikes
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| == Lulz ==
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| Enter being all butthurt over [[Troll|99% of people on the interwebs]].
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| <center><youtube>exiSUGTMLg4</youtube></center>
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| Said he was gonna block people who disagreed with him, [[It was a social experiment|then 180s and says that doing that would prevent people from seeing their ignorance]].
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| <center><youtube>8whuvwUwlKs</youtube></center>
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| Around the 5:33 mark in this review, he mentions Encyclopedia Dramatica ([[shit no one cares about|shows what he really thinks of the site]]).
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| <center><youtube>VRLOPNibqTU</youtube></center>
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| And debating kids' shows. Serious business!
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| <center><youtube>FDaNSYxm3jE</youtube></center>
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| ==Galleries==
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| ===His Fapping Time Gallery===
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| <center>{{cg|He has to reproduce asexually... With his hand.|mrentergal1|center|<gallery>
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| File:National Lampoon Death Issue.jpg|He doesn't care if the poor doggie dies, because doggie likes the new episodes of SpongeBob.
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| File:Relax Time by the butch x-d6ke33l.png|[[Pedo|He wants to get in there with them while they are naked in the hot tub]].
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| File:MLP - Humor - 17.jpg
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| File:Aint Nothing Wrong About Licking Pussy.gif
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| File:Cast-of-spongebob.jpg|What he claims as the "good" SpongeBob.
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| File:Brother Bear Gay Scene.png|A scene from Brother Bear that he masturbates to everyday.
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| File:Courage the cowardly dog wallpaper 1 by an7hro-d4t98fo.jpg|He dreams about this every night.
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| File:BenTheLooney Pinkie Pie Sex.jpg|He loves seeing [[Benthelooney]] [[rape]] Pinkie Pie.
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| File:CUMWILDNC.jpg
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| File:Rescuers 34 3.png
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| File:Spongebob OP.gif
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| File:Todandcopperbecomefastfriends.jpg|The Fox and The Hound.
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| File:Watership down.jpg|Seriously, Mr. Enter?
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| File:Fast Times At Ridgemont High Phoebe Cates Bikini.jpg|He wishes he could get laid to someone like this but we all know that won't ever happen.
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| File:Twilight sparkle pantyshot.jpg|[[Pedo|PEDO]] ALERT!!!
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| File:Lion king guro.jpg
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| File:Gravity falls wendy squeeze.gif
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| File:Regular_Show_(Mordecai_63_and_Rigby_3).jpeg
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| File:Adventure Time 2.jpg
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| File:SU-Context.png
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| File:Com wanda by twisted persona-d53dijh.png|He wishes he could have some of this nice body.
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| File:Flame princess burns down nickelodeon studios by spongekid1999-d7nkn12.jpg|THIS IS WHAT MR. ENTER ACTUALLY BELIEVES! IT LOOKS LIKE A NINE YEAR OLD DID THIS!
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| File:Kate-Upton-kate-upton-31121006-1440-900.jpg|He wishes he could put his dick in this.
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| File:Crazedg lola.png|His goal in life is to stick his wiener in that, but we all know it will never happen.
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| File:Bronysexdoll.jpg|Ah, who are we kidding? He faps with this every night before bed.
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| </gallery>}}</center>
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| ===His Lost Erection Gallery===
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| <center>{{cg|These are the stuff that make him lose his boner.|mrentergal2|center|<gallery>
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| File:Powerful summer by the butch x-d7scsxh.png|He would fap, if was any other pony than Trixie reading bikini magazines but anyways let's just move on.
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| File:Breadwinners.jpg|Not going to comment on this...
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| File:Sanjay-craig-111-full-episode-16x9.jpg|..nor that.
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| File:A pal for gary screenshot.jpg|He knew something is going to happen that will scar him for life in a few scenes later.
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| File:Dark Castle Dragon.png|That dragon secretly freaks him out.
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| File:FanboyChumChum.jpg|No comment, you'll find out why.
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| File:Teen titans go!.jpg|Even though it doesn't even have any relation with the original show, he still complains about how it sucks compared to the original.
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| File:MoBrosStudios.png|His arch-nemesis MoBrosStudios
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| File:Charlotte+Fullerton+Paley+Center+Media+PaleyFest+Fzbaabd6Jrhl.jpg|Charlotte Fullerton
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| File:Derek Iversen.jpg|Derek Iversen, an innocent man that he likes to call a poor excuse for a human being.
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| File:Meriwether Williams.png|Meriwether Williams, a former SpongeBob writer and a current MLP writer and he utterly despises her.
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| File:Sethmacfarlane000.jpg|[[Seth MacFarlane]], a regular (albeit a little crazy) [[Cultural Marxism|liberal]] guy he and all his fans think is the antichrist.
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| File:Hateblockers by coonfoot-d7i6tvk.jpg|The fact that the show has defenders was enough to send this guy into a state of shock. Even when it was Nickelodeon's #1 show.
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| File:Batfire by theedministrator765-d7acv7e.jpg|He was going to fap to this, but it's a reference to a Teen Titans Go episode, and he HAAAAAAAAATES that show.
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| File:v of doom.png|The company that put an end to his bullshit (though to be fair, nobody else likes them either).
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| File:expand enter.png|He can't handle the truth.
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| File:Reaction to animated atrocities 100 by scobionicle99.png|An ex-Enter fan doesn't approve of his bullshit Drawn Together review. Yes, it's so bad, not even a FAN will defend it or him.
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| </gallery>}}</center>
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| ===Fanart===
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| <center>{{cg|Yes, people make fanart of this faggot. You can panic now.|mrentergal3|center|<gallery>
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| File:Mr enter a k a my current favourite guy online by majoragirl-d7vzu60.png|The difference between this picture and the real-life Enter is similar to the difference between [[Chris-chan]] and his self-portrait, except Enter didn't make this and it looks like it was made in some shitty [[Doll Bases|avatar creator]].
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| File:Mr enter and pieguyrulz by scobionicle99-d7qico7.png|With his gay lover [[Jew|PieGuyRulz]].
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| File:My second vector of mr e version two by flutterflyraptor-d726q1q.png|No no, this is all wrong. Everyone knows he's never happy!
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| File:Enter the dragon by talonsoficeandfire-d7vwodz.png|[[Nostalgia]] fag+[[dragon]] [[Fuck you, I'm a dragon|fag]]=ULTIMATE CRINGE
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| File:Mr enter vs rebel taxi by jedipolice-d728p74.png|Enter meets [[Pervert|Pan-Pizza]], a better reviewer than he could ever hope to be.
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| File:MrEnter and PIEGUYRULZ KKK.jpg|MrEnter, PieGuyRulz, and Nayolfa (co-creator of Growing Around) in their [[Ku Klux Klan]] uniforms.
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| File:Paul tibbitt are these yours by toon o clock-d82mna7.jpg|[[No|Yep, he sure does seem like a cool guy.]]
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| File:teen titans no.png|Pony Enter gives [[Baby|mature]], [[Butthurt|fair]] [[Bullying|criticism]] to Teen Titans Go.
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| File:ENTERHATESALL.png|All the cartoons that trigger him
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| File:Entermiracles.png|All the cartoons that make him and his fans happy
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| File:Enterhatesallnick.png|Enter throwing a fit over one network
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| File:Enterposter.jpg|Enter trying to look cool
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| File:DDFantitlecard.jpg|Fanmade title card of one of his many shitty reviews
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| File:ENTERGOD.png|Enter giving wise words to his fans
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| File:TeeshirtEnter.png|A fanmade T-shirt idea from a fan
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| File:ENTERGIVESTHEFINGER.jpg|Enter giving the finger to those who criticize him
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| </gallery>}}</center>
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| ===Gallery of 1001 Animations made by him and his fanboys===
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| Get as many 1001 Animations as you can to put in this gallery (whether it's made by him or not).
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| <center>{{cg|1001 animations you [[no|must watch]] before you die.|101animationsgal|center|<gallery>
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| File:1001 animations fear of a krabby patty by appleg2014-d7ll6fr.png
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| File:1001 animations you must see before you die 3 by silverdude64-d7z6ucv.png
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| File:1001 animations the shell by lordodarkness84-d82892i.png
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| File:1001 animations the swan princess by hewylewis-d7b1kkb.png|They probably wouldn't have made this had they known the Nostalgia Critic reviewed it.
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| File:1001 animations equestria girls rainbow rocks by bronyhaterslayer-d84ugtg.png
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| File:1001 animations you must see before you die 5 by silverdude64-d85uzux.png
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| File:Admirable animation krusty towers by predator56-d7b4s1k.png
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| File:1001 animations the simpsons already did it by ragameechu-d7rpunm.png
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| File:1001 animations the last unicorn by mrenter-d7awcsr.png
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| File:1001 animations watership down by mrenter-d7b7f63.png
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| File:1001 animations felidae by mrenter-d7bqctk.png
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| File:1001 animations last of the starmakers by mrenter-d7anoyi.png
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| File:1001 animations the jungle book by mrenter-d7b0ji4.jpg
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| File:1001 animations snow white and the seven dwarfs by mrenter-d7b2bu6.png
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| File:1001 animations steamboat willie by mrenter-d7b52ii.png
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| File:1001 animations the adventures of prince achmed by herodeablazingcarpet-d7tz1qv.jpg
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| File:1001 animations balto by jeremyx2000-d8c8htt.png
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| File:1001 animations i m just a bill by mrenter-d7bypon.png
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| File:1001 animations the plague dogs by appleg2014-d7y6qua.png
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| File:1001 animations rango by mrenter-d7bd1jh.jpg
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| File:1001 animaitons sleeping beauty by mrenter-d7b2fgq.png
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| File:1001 animations 101 dalmations by mrenter-d7bfm1m.jpg
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| File:1001 animations frozen by mrenter-d7ay6r7.png
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| File:1001 animations how the grinch stole christmas by mrenter-d7aw6ro.png
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| File:1001 animations krusty krab training video by mrenter-d7avo1i.png|Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over a little cartoon, right? Ha ha, WRONG!
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| File:1001 animations pizza delivery by mrenter-d7avfg1.png|KRUSTY KRAEAEA-AEAEAE-AEAEAB PIZZA, IS THE PIZZA, YE-AH, FOR YOU AND- MEEEE-HEEE-HEEE!!!
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| File:1001 animations thief and the cobbler recobbled by mrenter-d7b4qy4.png
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| File:1001 animations wreck it ralph by mrenter-d7avxtx.png
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| File:1001 animations gertie the dinosaur by mrenter-d7b9dna.jpg
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| File:1001 animations just another manic mojo by mrenter-d7ccagl.png
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| File:1001 animations sand castles in the sand by mrenter-d7b49gb.png
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| File:1001 animations the band concert by mrenter-d7b4y9u.png
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| File:1001 animations the land before time by mrenter-d7b3oqb.png
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| File:1001 animations the powerpuff girls movie by mrenter-d7bd9bl.jpg
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| File:1001 animations what s opera doc by mrenter-d7b2f02.jpg
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| File:1001 animations the lorax the original special by jimx86000-d7sj6ue.jpg
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| File:1001 animations freddie as fr07 by spongey444-d8c8pl5.png|Probably the only one that recommends seeing something because it's BAD.
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| File:1001 animations skill crane by mrenter-d7b4k91.png
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| File:1001 animations the spongebob squarepants movie by mrenter-d7avqe5.png
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| File:1001 animations big hero 6 by jimx86000-d87qrf8.png|On a scale of 1 to 10, how much did this article hurt you?
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| File:1001 animations cinderella by mrenter-d7bf890.png
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| File:1001 animations lady and the tramp by mrenter-d7b3tuz.jpg
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| File:1001 animations pinocchio by mrenter-d7b2bna.png
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| File:1001 animations shrek 2 by mrenter-d7b8u47.png|Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
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| File:1001 animations shrek by mrenter-d7bhjrt.jpg|THIS IS MY SWAMP
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| File:1001 animations the lion king by mrenter-d7ay7ki.jpg
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| File:1001 animations the little mermaid by mrenter-d7b0lex.jpg|Try telling that to the guy above...
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| File:1001 animations plane crazy by teamrocketrockin-d800lqd.png
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| File:1001 animations Sponge Out of Water.png|Even when praising SpongeBob, they still gotta pick on poor Patrick.
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| File:1001 animations dr seuss the cat in the hat by michaelsar-d7x4pxh.png
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| File:1001 animations madagascar by michaelsar-d7osajz.png
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| File:1001 animations aladdin by mrenter-d7b40ql.png
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| File:1001 animations castle in the sky by mrenter-d7b0gc1.png
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| File:1001 animations spirited away by mrenter-d7b0h5y.png
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| File:1001 animations many adventures of winnie the pooh by mrenter-d7bfjm8.jpg
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| </gallery>}}</center>
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| ==External links==
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| *[https://www.mysteriousmisterenter.com His offical website]
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| '''Brovania Accounts'''
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| *{{yt|Brovania|His previous YouTube account}}
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| *{{dauser|Brovania|Original deviantART account.}}
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| *{{twitter|Brovania|Old Twitter}}
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| *{{fb|johnathan.rozanski|His rarely used personal Facebook profile.}}
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| *[http://videogameideas.wikia.com/wiki/User:Speculara His idiotic game ideas.]
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| '''Relevant Accounts'''
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| *{{yt|TheMysteriousMrEnter}}
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| *{{dauser|MrEnter}}
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| *{{fb|John.enter.7|His Facebook fanpage. Hasn't been touched since 2013}}
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| *{{twitter|MysteriousEnter|Current Twitter}}
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| *{{tumblr|MrEnter|His Tumblr. Inactive}}
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| *[http://www.patreon.com/user?u=53137 He's counting on his sheep.]
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| *[http://www.dailymotion.com/dm_521ab692ab615#video=x16dt36 His Dailymotion.]
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| *[http://www.zippcast.com/user/TheMysteriousMisterEnter His ZippCast account, made to replace his Vimeo account. Currently the most popular user on the damn site.]
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| *[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter TV Tropes article.]
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| *[http://eventful.com/performers/the-mysterious-mr-enter-/P0-001-014202494-5 Request a live show]
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| *[https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/16039513.John_Enter?from_search=true His GoodReads profile] Abandoned!
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| *[https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/themysteriousmrenter/realtime Watch him lose followers]
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| *[http://the-mysterious-mr-enter.wikia.com/wiki/The_Mysterious_Mr_Enter_Wiki A shitty database wiki revolving around MrEnter.]
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| ==See Also==
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| * [[SpongeBob Squarepants]] - His least favorite show he goes after a lot on his Animated Atrocities show
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| * [[TheMysteriousMrEnter Spergfest Bandwagon|The Entersphere]] - A defunct board that collapsed due to the community being unable to handle the autism of various Entersergs.
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| * [[Family Guy]] - His second least favorite show
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| * [[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]] - A show he treats like a god and says nothing negative about
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| * [[That Guy With The Glasses]] - His inspiration and who he rips off a lot
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| * [[Benthelooney]]
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| * Lindsey Ellis - a SJW feminist version of Enturd who's completely obsessed with the generations bullshit, the "algorithm" rubbish, 9/11, and other hip trendy shit no one cares about.
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| * [[Hacking Team]] - a company that he hires to [[stalk]] his haters
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| * [[03bgood]] - Both him and 03bgood want to make cartoons, LOL!
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| * [[Internet Tough Guy]]
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| * [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
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| * [[RebelTaxi]] - [[Loveshy]] [[lolicon]] who is somehow more competent at making videos than him.
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| * [[Brony]]
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| * [[NotJustBikes]] - uses the same tactics as Enturd, except is a rich sociopath whose grifting career made him a billionaire, unlike Enturd who spent all his money on bestiality pr0n.
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| * {{kf|cartoonfreak666-damien-hall.9957|CartoonFreak666}} - The man who created this very ED page and was the catalyst for various flame wars involving Mr. Enter.
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| * [[Joe Crusher Pickles]] - Has a ridiculously autistic obsession for one of Mr. Enter's fanboys.
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| * [[Irate Gamer]] - A lot like this person
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| * [[Tom Preston]] - They are similarly hypocritical and criticism-sensitive
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| * [[Moralfag]]
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| * [[Bully]]
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| * [[Eddsworld]] - Overrated faggot cartoon.
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| * [[Armake21]] - More or less like him
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| * [[AnimatedJames]] - An e-pal of his who wants the Teen Titans Go staff to get murdered
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| * [[Matthew Davis]] - denies knowing about him, but likes to destroy DVDs of shows Enter hates!
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| * [[BrandontheMovieGuy]] - Pretty much the anti-brony and Family Guy fanboy version of MrEnter and just like MrEnter and his idol Matthew Davis has a bunch of rabid fanboys.
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| * [[Randy Stair]]
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| * [[ToonEGuy]] - Big fan, and a huge [[John Kricfalusi]] asskisser, despite his hero being charged for sexual assault.
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| * [[SaturnDOS]] - Constantly stalks, threatens, and harasses him in the name of [[Clay Claymore]], and will only stop if he gets Enter's [[Dox|dox]]
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| * [[Meta527II]] - His gallery's [[Crapflood|flooded]] with Enter's notepages.
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| * [[MisAnthro Pony]] - Another psuedo-intellectual YouTuber who makes videos on kids' [[cartoons]].
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| * [[Professor Kuhtoons]] - Made several videos on MrEnter and his fans. [[Wow|Somehow, he's got an even bigger ego than Enter]].
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| * [[Eddie Wise]] - Typical fanboy of MrEnter who opposes people who making rant videos on him.
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| * AquaStarMarine - some bratty teen girl with an obsessive crush on Enturd.
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| * Kavernacle - a [[Communist]] [[British|Britfag]] who roasted Enturd.
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| * [[Doomentio]] - The hispanic version of MrEnter
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