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{{spoiler|[[Canada|CANADIA]] AND MEXICO LEGALIZED RECREATIONAL W33D AND [https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/414943-michigan-voters-approve-recreational-marijuana NAO MICHIGAN]}}
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[[File:420 Chart.png|thumb|350px|Know the signs]]
[[File:The herbal jew.jpg|thumb|The [[metapedia|dirty jews]] in [http://www.salon.com/2013/09/16/medical_marijuana_sprouts_in_israel/ israel] love smoking [[Satan|the devil's lettuce]].]]


'''Weed''' (AKA: ''Marijuana, Cannabis, Pot, Kush, 420, Hash, Mary Jane'' and ''Skunk'') was invented simultaneously by every religion's [[God]] [[at least 100 years ago]] in 1969 on the planet [[Mexico]] and legalized [[Last Thursday]]. [[Hippies|Some people]] say that [[God]] made it. [[Conservatives|Others]] will disagree and say that [[Satan]] did, but everybody knows that actually it was invented in [[Colombia]] because every single Colombian is an expert on the manufacture of every illegal [[drug]].
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Although not [[Cocaine|the best drug in the world]], cannabis is easily the ''coolest'' drug for anyone to use; statistics say that 85% of people die the first time using it, but 100% of all survivors report having an all-round more kickass life. Roses are red, violets are blue, pot is green. I'm really baked. [[Fat fuck|And hungry]]. Several studies show that marijuana can affect short-term memory. Several studies show that marijuana can affect short-term memory.
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==Usage==
Prior to the 1960s, Cannabis was mainly used by [[spick]]s and [[porch monkey]]s. This all changed when Jerry Garcia invented the [[Hippy|dirty hippy]] by forgetting to shower for a few years, thus increasing cannabis consumption dramatically across the [[US]]. However, it was still difficult to acquire at that time because [[The Beatles]] and The Dead were using most of it to help them write songs about [[Lolrus|walruses]] and glass onions. Thankfully, The Beatles broke up in 1970, allowing the [http://web.archive.org/web/20091101084637/http://www.triplestarnews.com/images/the_memo/bonedog/reefer/grass.html rest of the world to enjoy it] as well. Soon, it was common enough that even [[white people]] could find it.
 
Being the cheapest dirt available on the market, it is used by a wide variety of people, except [[rednecks]] (who prefer cheap [[beer]], [[meth]] and [[Faggotry|dick-sucking]]), [[Heath Ledger]] (who is [[death|dead]]), and [[old people]] (who are already way stoned on [[Opioids|prescription meds]]). Because of the simultaneous existence of [[Snoop Dogg]], Willie Nelson, and [[Bill Clinton]], many feared a shortage would arise, but thankfully [[Mexico]] stepped up to the plate [[last Thursday]] and increased production of [[13 year old boys| 13-year-old boys]], who are known to grow weed in their closets (so their parents don't find out).
 
==Delta 8 and other weird pseudolegal shit==
Recently a number of companies have started [[lulz|selling products containing cannabinoids that are technically found in the hemp plant]] including delta 8 THC, HHC and delta 10 THC, making them legal under the 2018 farm bill. These products usually have 0 lab testing and are filled with industrial solvents, but still [[13 year old boys]] are lining up to get a mediocre, extremely subtle high followed by lung and brain damage from inhaling [[piss]] and [[shit|vitamin E]].
 
==What is it like to be cannabis?==
[[File:When The Kush.jpg|thumb]]
Cannabis is the unluckiest plant on the planet since most of it ends up in [[Seth Rogen]]'s disgusting mouth. Even more unlucky than watermelon. As the chicken of the plant world, cannabis is a horrible victim of industrial genocide on a massive scale. Forced into factory farms and overcrowded conditions under artificial lamps, most cannabis lives an abysmal life where its only escape is death. If a lifeform is unfortunate enough to be born cannabis, there is an at least 100% chance it will end up in the mouths of either diabetic [[nigger]]s, thieving [[spic]]s, [[white people]] in dreadlocks or cornrows, or filthy neo-[[hippies]] who don't even revolt anymore. This unspeakable genocide is even more tragic since the enormous murder of cannabis is mainly so people will buy artisanal [[stoner|hackysacks]] and delusionally think that bad music or bad art or bad shows or junk food are actually good. Like everything else that comes from [[India]], cannabis is subjected to overcrowding, grubby hands, pop spirituality, white people who think they know how to do it better, and harmful industrial chemicals.
 
Humans justify the widespread captivity and abuse of this undeserving plant because they have legs, even though you're not even using your legs while you read this. Humans think they're better than cannabis, even though they don't even have chlorophyll, and consequently have to either [[Job|work for a living]], [[Chav|leech off the government]], live in their [[Basement-dweller|parents' basement]], learn the [[homeless|hobo code]], or sell weed.
 
Cannabis is heavily promoted by global [[capitalism]] since it spurs consumption and mindless media watching. When consumed it makes lettuce-pickers, janitors, maids, and fast-food workers not give a shit, turns people into braindead morons who will waste money on the dumbest shit imaginable, helps trained killers cope with their war crimes, and pacifies the masses into not revolting -- except for the rare instances when a user uses it and [[Jared Lee Loughner|shoots a Congresswoman]], or shoots his wife, or jumps from a hotel balcony, or shoots themself in the head, or [[Trayvon Martin|cases a bunch of houses and attacks someone and gets shot]], or [[Michael Brown|tries to steal a cop's gun and gets shot]]. As you can see, cannabis is perfectly safe and never killed anyone, ever. When [[alcohol]] kills people, it's alcohol's fault, but when weed kills people it's because the people were already crazy. Cannabis even cures [[cancer]], like in Bob Marley who defeated cancer by dying of it at 36.
 
==Obvious slang names for weed==
[[File:420lol.jpg|thumb|The Taliban used the profits they obtained from selling weed [[Jews did WTC|to do WTC]]. Still think weed is cool?]]
[[File:Kitten covered in cannabis nugs.jpg|thumb|I iz gettin t3h stoned from teh weeds 4 [[caturday]].......]]
[[File:morgan_weedman.jpg|thumb|[[Morgan Freeman|Morgan Weedman]]]]
Cannabis is referred to using many slang terms, including:
* Weed
* Reefer
* Pot
* Kush
* Ganj (or, Ganja)
* Marijuana
* Mary Jane
* Bhang
* Flower
* Bud
* Choof
* Grass
* Indo
* Pol Pot
* Buddha
* Gamer fuel
* Scooby snacks
* Pokin' Smot
* Chronic
* Wacky [[Chris-chan|tobacky]]
* Sticky icky-icky
* Some of that green shit
* David Allan Coe
* Dope (''a slang term for [[heroin]] used interchangeably with weed by [[baby boomers]]'')
* Stank
* Jolly green bananas
* Short bus biofuel
* Jungle fungus
* Cro-magnon
* Short-term memory what?
* Polynesian pinkeye
* The Incredible Hulk
* Libertarian tobacco
* Hobo harvest
* Mojave dry-mouth
* Arabian crime (''because it gets you stoned'')
* [https://uproxx.com/hiphop/desiigner-smoking-jew-kids/ Jew kids]
 
==Effects==
[[File:fattie.jpg|thumb|right|[[Om nom nom]]!]]
===Cottonmouth===
Like anything that has ever existed [[evar]], marijuana has ''upsides'' and ''downsides''. Cannabis causes cottonmouth, which, [[obvious|as the name suggests]], makes you feel like you just ate a piece of fucking cotton. Other effects of cottonmouth are the absence of any saliva in your mouth except for that tiny bit of semen you forgot to swallow. Cottonmouth can be avoided by not smoking weed, or drinking a shit-ton of water afterward.
 
===Reggae===
Possibly the worst side effect of smoking weed, it is known for making white middle-class teenagers appreciate reggae music, which is [[truth|utter shit]]. They'll come up to you and start talking about how much they appreciate Bob Marley, and show you [[Shit nobody cares about|their Bob Marley shirt, Bob Marley flag, and Bob Marley cock ring]], because capitalism is for bastards.
 
===Munchies===
Aaaaaaannnd this would be one of the ''upsides'' of using cannabis. You take a bite of one chip and the next thing you know your entire pantry is ''fucking empty''. After that, it's off to [[7-Eleven]], and you've just dropped a thousand grand on numerous deep-fried pastries alone. Of course, you made sure to waste no time while fumbling around the shop with your three deadshit stoner [[Faggots|friends]], wandering aimlessly and calling out to each other about how stoned you all are, much to the annoyance of the pitifully hollow existence running the service desk that Monday morning. Oh, and you also managed to make a mess of the Slurpee machine. You tried to mix every single flavor into your super-ultra double-sized plastic [[fat fuck]] cup for fat fucks, and you broke it. Smoking marijuana is the best way to get [[Girlvinyl|excessively fat]] and disgusting, especially if you're [[Zaiger|retarded]], which most stoners happen to be. Although this extreme weight gain can be avoided if your skin complexion happens to be dark enough to warrant regular visits from the [[cops]], as running from incarceration is a [[fun]] exercise recommended by [[Nigger|health experts]] across the nation as a proven, time-tested means of shedding those unsightly pounds and all that extra flab hanging from your gut.
 
Again the best way to avoid the munchies is to ''not smoke weed''.
{{clear}}
 
==[[DO IT FAGGOT]]==
[[File:MARIJUANA.jpg|thumb|Over 1,000,000 stoned.]]
[[Image:Blazedfurbie.png|thumb|Trippin' Balls.]]
Some people claim to be allergic to it, so, in theory, they could die from it. Even though it's generally accepted that no one ever has in the 2,000+ years of cannabis use by humans. They could die. Seriously. [[Lol|Or suffer extreme brain damage]].
 
Marijuana has been proven to fight [[cancer|brain cancer]] and [[lie|increase the smoker's I.Q. by stimulating new brain cell growth]], but as a side effect also causes [[schizophrenia]] and sometimes [[fat|obesity]]. It's up to [[your mom]] to decide whether that's a fair trade-off.
Some people claim to take cannabis but "[[Bill Clinton|don't inhale]]". There is a [[99.9%]] chance that anyone who says this is full of shit.
 
<center>{{frame|{{fv|weedvids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<center>'''First time smoking Weed.'''</center><br/><youtube>LWX_YaIONg8</youtube>
|<center>'''Pot smokers everywhere should follow this guy's advice.'''</center><youtube>EkQ5gHe1aYY</youtube>
|<center>'''Best reporter ever.'''</center><youtube>MMpiU1pqImU</youtube>
|<center>'''Cops break in and kill dumbass pothead's dog. lol pwned.'''</center><youtube>RbwSwvUaRqc</youtube>
|<center>'''Smoke weed everyday'''</center><youtube>foTRIH4qkf8</youtube>
}}|border=white|background=white}}</center>
 
{{squote|I've found the best thing to get me asleep is cannabis—and all the people I know who smoke it agree.|Anonymous suggests you|[http://www.well.com/~mick/insomnia/insomnia.27.html Smoke Yourself to Sleep]}}
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==Stoner threads on /b/==
Lately there has been a new [[shitstorm]] of threads ruining [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|our beloved]] /b/ - the [[420chan|stoner threads]]. There are a fuckload of them popping up everywhere and they are quite popular, even though [[oldfags|many]] think they are retarded. The threads themselves consist mainly of comics, [http://www.fap-roulette.com/2010/01/hot-girls-420-godlike-internet-win.html Girls Gettin' High] and image macros [[Advice Dog/Variations|(stonerdog)]] of situations associated with the consumption of marijuana or other [[drugs]]. Many of said images are completely fucked up and futile and could clearly only have been made by someone who has melted his brain with weed.
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==LEGALIZE IT==
Ever since [[Baby boomers|IRL oldfags]] all started to fuck off and die for the betterment of humanity, the whiny pea-brained [[Millennials|crybabies]] they've left to take their place in brown-scorching the Earth have finally begun to make themselves useful: by leading the fight to legalize cannabis! Now, only a select few shitty redneck states don't have legal medical weed. Recently, many places across the world have fully legalized this shit for recreational purposes:
 
[[Image:Cannabis8ag.jpg|thumb|right|350px|What would happen if weed were to be legalized.]]
#[[Alaska]]
#[[California|Commiefornia]] - And about time!
#[[Canada]] - Legalized it on October 17th, 2018
#[[Colorado]] - Legalized it in 2012, starting a chain reaction
#[[Maine]]
#[[Massachusetts]]
#[[Mexico]] - Cannabis prohibition found to be unconstitutional on [[Halloween|October 31st]], 2018
#[[Michigan]] -
#[[Minnesota]] - Only place you can buy it until 2025 is a stinky [[injun|indian]] reservation, though
#[[Netherlands]] - Legalized this shit ages ago
#[[Nevada]]
#[[Oregon]]
#[[Uruguay]] - [[You're|You are]] [[gay]]
#[[Vermont]] - No commercial sales
#[[Washington]]
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==Videos==
{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|WEED|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>M58kGCQLwxU</youtube> <br> <center>'''Don't legalize it'''</center>
|<youtube>CPvH1vSYXCg</youtube> <br> <center>'''Munchies'''</center>
|<youtube>jK8fAUlqbow</youtube> <br> <center>'''All You Need'''</center>
|<youtube>CTEHSolQqD0</youtube> <br> <center>'''Reefer will make you violent lol'''</center>
|<youtube>gs6gFPFdOhQ</youtube> <br> <center>'''Do not operate heavy machinery whilst under the influence of marijuana'''</center>
|<youtube>LBYCmYAubUY</youtube> <br> <center>'''Bush did weed..'''</center>
|<youtube>BPYyrJk4ExU</youtube> <br> <center>'''As did obama'''</center>
|<youtube>E4GneX1jj94</youtube> <br> <center>'''Me irl lol'''</center>
|<youtube>FKb3qRljGBc</youtube> <br> <center>'''Durango Rep bitches'''</center>
|<youtube>xhDMp_WNje8</youtube> <br> <center>'''There's a cop car outside your house. Look out the window. Now.'''</center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}
 
==Galleries==
 
===General===
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[[File:Schoolchildren drug insanity evening standard 7 oct 1929.jpg|A Warning From History
Image:Wake ad bake.jpg|Nutritious ''and'' delicious!
Image:God_-_Marijuana_Wanted_Poster.jpg
Image:haze2.jpg|''Cannabis sativa''
Image:Stonerdog.jpg|Giggling mindlessly at this picture is a sure symptom of being stoned.
Image:Image007.jpg
File:Potbrownies.jpg
File:Bird Feeder Bong.png
File:Trump Weed.png
Image:HalfSmokey.jpg
File:Weedswasika.jpg|Weedstika
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File:Bagofweed.jpg|All you need
File:Weednuggets.jpg|Legal colorado weed
File:Wtf puffin.jpg
File:Marijuana - Turned Gay.jpg|Harmless?
File:Juggalomom.jpg|Once again... harmless?
File:Scumbag congress cannabis no medical use.jpg
File:Canada flag weed leaf.jpg|Legalized on October 17th, 2018
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===Comics===
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File:Abovetheinfluence.jpg|Harsh reality.
Image:Stoner Comic Free Cake.png
Image:Stoner Comic Cat.png
Image:Stoner Comic Tiny Hippy.png
Image:Stoner Comic Sucks.png
File:Timeline of marijuana use.png
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===Image Macros===
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<!>File:Stoner-Dog.jpg|Jup, that's about right.<!>
<!>File:Supergrassdiamondpr.JPG|Daww this just ruïned it...<!>
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==See Also==
*[[Doopie DoOver/Drugs]]
*[[Drugs]]
*[[Marijuana Addiction]]
*[[Stoner]]
*[[Stoner Dog]]
*[[Stoner Guru]]
*[[Colorado]]
 
==External links==
*[http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/11/09/us-usa-mutilation-california-idUSBRE9A802Q20131109 Weed dispensary owner gets cock cut off]
 
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