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'''Fiveish'''{{Jew}} is an extremely [[Ae-tan|lovable mascot character]] in the vein of [[Barney the Dinosaur]] who currently serves as the mascot for '''Oorah''', a [[Jewish]] organization from [[New Jersey]]. Fiveish is designed to appeal to [[Jewish]] [[children]] and, as such, he is designed as a giant, [[anthropomorphic]] [[U.S.]] [[Dollar|five dollar bill]]. No, we are [[Srsly|not kidding]]. The Jews actually used giant fucking [[money]] to appeal to their Jewlings.
As a Jew, Fiveish can typically be found celebrating [[Friday|Shabbos]] or [[Hanukkah|Chanukah]] when he's not out committing [[Fraud|financial crimes]]. Fiveish also stars in several horrifying [[CGI]] animated segments in Oorah's '''SHMORG'''.
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== Oorah ==
'''Oorah Kiruv Rechokim, Inc''' ([[Hebrew]]: '''עורה קירבו רחוקים''') was founded in Lakewood Township, [[New Jersey]], in [[1980]] by [[Rabbi]] Chaim Mintz. The organization's name can be translated as "''Awaken and bring in those who are far.''" and it exists with the goal of "''awakening Jewish children and their families to their heritage.''"
== See Also ==
* [[Farfour]] - Fiveish's enemy.
* [[Abraham Lincoln]]
* [[Barney the Dinosaur]]
* [[Robin Williams|Death to Smoochy]]
* [[Clippy]]
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Revision as of 12:41, 18 August 2024
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