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'''Ashley Amber MacLaggan''' (a.k.a. '''Ashley Lynch''', '''girlslikerevenge''' and '''filmg1rl'''), born '''David Sean MacLaggan''', is a [[fat|double-chinned]], [[Chin-Chan|chinless]], [[Stag Party|{{Age|1975|1|11}}-year-old]] [[SJW|pink-haired]] [[straight|lesbian]] and [[divorce]]d [[man|father-of-one]] who currently resides in the quaint village of Burnaby in [[Canadia|The People's Republic of Canuckistan]] where he [[Job|works]] as a [[Shoop|film editor]] and [[Fanfiction|screenwriter]]. Despite the fact that he is an "''[[Faggot of the Year|award-winning screenwriter]]''", Ashley is actually most well-known on the [[internets]] for his desperate and repeated failed [[Attention Whore|attempts to inject himself into]] into the epic saga known as [[GamerGate]].
'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''BALEET THE [[Icewillow9|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW'''</span>'''</span>'''


Despite devoting the past several years of [[No life|his miserable existence]] to [[trolling]] and [[bait]]ing the evil misogynist GraperGoobers on [[Twatter]], Ashley remains an even more [[Shit nobody cares about|obscure and insignificant]] participant in the anti-GamerGate community than even [[Izzy Galvez]] – which is honestly a shame considering the sheer [[Trying too hard|amount of  effort]] that he's put into making himself look like [[Lolcow|a complete arse]].
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Ashley's various antics have included pissing off [[baphomet|/baphomet/]] and getting two mounties sent to his apartment, whoring himself out to various television and radio stations to talk about getting "[[swatting|swatted]]", framing the entire [[Ghostbusters]] [[Reddit|subreddit]] as being involved in a [[Fake News|fake conspiracy]] to make [[Fembusters]] [[pointless|look like a shitty movie]], and actually managing to '''''lose''''' a kickboxing match against an inanimate paper cutout of GamerGate mascot [[Vivian James]].
 
Ashley also has a habit of [[Brianna Wu|blaming fucking everything]] on an all-powerful and enigmatic cabal that he refers to as "''[[Illuminati|GamerGate]]''" and seems to have deluded himself with so much [[feminist]] [[propaganda]] that he's actually started preparing himself to deal with the [[Bullshit|fact]] that his currently {{Age|2005|12|10}}-year-old daughter [[Raped Statistics|has at least a 1-in-5 chance of definitely being raped]] by the time she graduates college. [[Srsly]].
 
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== Sean of the Brain-Dead ==
 
[[File:AshleyClose.jpg|thumb|Sean MacLaggan, [[Bullshit|totally straight]] amateur [[transvestite]].]]
 
'''David Sean MacLaggan''' was born in [[Splatoon|Saskatoon]], [[Sasquatch|Saskatchewan]] on January 11, 1975 to parents [[Pat Robertson|Marion]] and [[Evangelion|Rae]] MacLaggan. Like most children at the time, Sean was raised on a healthy diet of ''[[Zombie|Evil Dead]]'' movies and ''[[Spiderman|Marvel Comics]]'' that eventually led to him developing a gay crush on director Sam Raimi and getting involved in the local self-published comic scene. While attending the University of Saskatchewan between 1994 and 1995, Sean's obsession with Raimi and comics would lead him to create the '''RAIMI-ZINE''', the [[only|#1]] Sam Raimi [[Fantard|fanzine]].
 
In 1996, Sean decided that he wanted to start making movies like his idol and started '''Malevolent Monkey Productions''', a shitty film and video production service that he ran out of his parents' garage after having [[Basement dweller|dropped out of college]] the previous year. Fortunately for the world of film connoisseurs, nothing ever came of this venture and Malevolent Monkey Productions' business registration expired in 1999 without ever having released a single [[Gayniggers from Outer Space|film]].
 
By the age of 25, Sean was just your typical Canadian – a [[Midget|5’4]] beta cuck [[virgin]] who had [[Elliot Rodger|never so much as kissed a girl]], much less had sex with anything that wasn't a part of the [[vegan]] food pyramid. Feeling desperate and realizing that he was quickly on his way to going full-on [[Wizardchan|wizard]], Sean decided to turn to [[online dating]] in an attempt to find himself a [[Chris-Chan|boyfriend-free girlfriend]] who would be willing to [[Babies|pollute the gene pool]] with him. Enter '''Sarah Kelly''', a [[Redneck|backwoods hick]] who was actually willing to look past the fact that Sean had '''''pink fucking hair''''' and [[Worthless|absolutely no redeeming qualities at all]].
 
 
{{quote|I was 25 and had yet to kiss a girl, much less [[Fuck|close escrow]]. And here was this girl who I liked who wanted me. I’m sure I was worried about spending the rest of my life alone. About being [[You|a 40 year old virgin]], all of it. So perhaps it’s possible I was with my wife because compared to my options it seemed like a better bet.|Sean MacLaggan, on being a desperate 25-year-old [[virgin]]}}
 
 
[[File:HowILearnedToStopWorryingAndGetREKT.jpg|thumb|]]
[[File:AshleyAccident.png|thumb|The fatal collision that claimed the life of Sean's chin.]]
 
[[File:FuckedFoot.jpg|thumb|What a horribly fucked up foot looks like.]]
[[File:AshleyFuckedUpFoot.jpg|thumb|Sean's "''[[No|horribly fucked up]]''" foot.]]
 
After officially becoming a couple and eventually marrying, Sean and Sarah moved to [[Bender|Pender]] [[Harbl|Harbour]], British Colombia, where they started a local computer repair and movie rental business that was [[Stupid|creatively]] named '''SeanandSarah.com'''. In June of 2003, Sean would finally [[Shia LaBeouf|follow his life's dream]] of owning a shitty local [[Blockbuster|video store]] and start '''Fresh Video''' – an incredibly [[ironic]] name when you realize that the store was just a way for Sean to make some easy money by [[pimp|renting out]] his personal collection of crappy old unwanted [[porn|DVDs]] and [[Old|VHS tapes]].
 
 
{{quote|In 2003, I realized what at that point was my dream – I started my own video store.  It was a small store, put together out of [[Plastic crap|my pre-existing resources]] and spit and polish.  An extremely modest beginning.  But it was mine.  I persevered and ignored all the people who told me I couldn’t or shouldn’t do it and I made it happen.  And it was slowly starting to work too.  Then one night, on July 5th 2003, less than two months since I had opened, I was driving home in my piece of shit pickup truck and [[President Hillary Clinton|the unthinkable]] happened…|Sean, on getting FUCKING REKT}}
 
 
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|[[File:SeanGetsREKT4.jpg|500px|center]]<br/>RIP Sean MacLaggan's chin 1975-2003
|[[File:SeanGetsREKT2.jpg|500px|center]]<br/>RIP Sean MacLaggan's truck
|[[File:SeanGetsREKT7.jpg|500px|center]]<br/>RIP Kyle Schroeder's stolen ride
 
|[[File:SeanGetsREKT1.jpg|500px|center]]<br/>REKT
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On July 5, 2003, Sean was driving home after a long day of work at his brand new video store when his shitty [[Truck|GMC S-15]] was [[ALL CAPS|TOTES FUCKIN']] [[REKT]] by a [[Your mom|drunk driver]] named '''Kyle William Schroeder'''. As a result of the accident, Sean was left with further [[Kurt Cobain|brain damage]], a mouth full of horribly damaged teeth and began identifying as "[[disabled]]" and "[[crippled]]" due to the injuries that he suffered to his foot.
 
 
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|my injuries were severe. I woke up on the side of the road with my foot twisted around [[Xbox 360|180 degrees]].|Sean, on doing half an Xbox 360 {{archive|SwBcV}}
 
|When my ex arrived on the scene she couldn’t come close because she was convinced no one could have survived this impact.|Sean {{archive|Wc7Nl}}
 
|My ex was brought to the scene and refused to come see me because she was convinced she had been lied to and I was dead.|Sean, on being dead {{archive|aCnde}}
 
|She saw the mangled wreck that was my vehicle and said no person could ever live through that. Eventually she braved it.|Sean
 
|The guy who hit me was drunk, had no license, was in a stolen vehicle and driving on the wrong side of the road.|Sean, on Kyle Wiliam Schroeder
 
|Months later I would learn he had warrants out for his arrest and was known as one of BC’s top 10 car thieves. He got 6 months in jail.|Sean
 
|My right heel was pulverized and ankle & tibia broken in several places. My shoulder dislocated. My jaw broken & most of my front teeth gone|Sean
 
|He is not a very good guy at all.|Sean's opinion on Kyle Schroeder
 
|I hate you stupid drunk driver for {{sic|cripling|crippling}} my foot and making my life that much harder. I hope you get [[AIDS|ass cancer]].|Sean, taking the [[Democrats|high road]] {{archive|USDnz}}
 
|I’ve learned if a drunk driver hits you, you should do your damnedest to make sure they don’t survive. Then make sure you don’t either.|Sean, wanting to do a [[Benoit]]  {{archive|5ZkGC}}
 
|I will take his foot before I leave this world|Sean vows to avenge his foot {{archive|YuGRW}}
 
|Holy shit, I’m way too drunk to go pick up pizza, but here I go.|Sean, being responsible {{archive|kRyrA}}
 
|Almost been killed by a car thief.|Sean, horribly [[Lying|misrepresenting]] the incident {{archive|BdyyG}}
 
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[[File:SarahKelly.jpg|thumb|Sarah Kelly was from the [[redneck]] part of [[Canadia]]stan.]]
[[File:Five0ClockLynching.jpg|thumb|Sean realized that he was [[Autogynephilia|a man who longed to be a woman]].]]
 
Following the accident, Sarah continued to [[fuck|love]] her [[pathetic]], [[useless]], [[cripple]]d husband until she was eventually afflicted with the horrible disease known as [[pregnancy]] and, in December of 2005, gave birth to the couple's first and only child, Moira MacLaggan. At this point in his life, Sean had everything that a man could possibly want – a loving [[waifu]] who didn't care that he was a [[Hotwheels|crippled midget]], a newborn daughter who was still far too young to [[Sandwich|run her filthy whore mouth]], and a shitty local video store that was stocked with old shit he didn't want anymore.
 
Unfortunately, Sean's life was about to crash harder than a plane into the [[World Trade Center]]. For years, Sean had been harbouring a deep, dark secret – he secretly  believed that [[Pussybitch|he wasn't actually a man]] and desired to have the [[Tits|tiddies]] and [[Moot|be the little girl]].
 
 
{{quote|My ex would sometimes ask me what I was thinking about while masturbating. I would reply “just naked women.” True. Except I was one of the naked women.|Sean MacLaggan}}
 
 
Over the course of a single year, Sean would fall into a [[Lulz|crippling]] [[depression]] and be driven to the brink of [[suicide]] (although he was far too much of a pussy to [[DO IT FAGGOT|JUST FUCKING DO IT]]). Eventually, Sean realized that if he wanted to live, he would have to finally come out to his wife and inform her of the [[No|fact]] that she had married a [[Tranny|lesbian]] who was [[Gay|trapped in a man's body]].
 
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== Tits and Ash ==
 
[[File:SeanOfTheDead.jpg|thumb|Sean of the Dead]]
[[File:AshleySecondLife.png|thumb|"Ashley Lynch" was Sean's [[Unrealistic Expectations|idealized]] [[Second Life]] avatar.]]
[[File:SeanOrAshley.jpg|thumb|Meanwhile, this [[Amy Winehouse|trainwreck]] was Sean's [[IRL|First Life]] avatar.]]
[[File:AshEvilDead.jpg|thumb|Ashley's namesake.]]
 
After having her husband of 7 years tell her that he was actually a [[Straight|lesbian]] [[Batshit insane|trapped in a crippled midget's body]], Sarah MacLaggan experienced a [[Mental illness|massive redpilling]] and began to realize that [[ZA WARUDO|the world]] is run by [[Jews|intergalactic reptillian shapeshifters]] who had infiltrated her husband's mind in an attempt to turn him into a whiny liberal faggot.
 
 
 
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|came home one day and got the full lowdown how lizards were running the country.|Sean, on Sarah's hatred of [[Jews|our reptilian overlords]] {{archive|4Iuxe}}
 
|In my eyes she’s all but gone off the deep end. She constantly asks if I think she’s crazy and I always tell her “No.” I’m not going to make that judgement call. At least not out loud.|Sean, on his completely sane wife
 
|My ex had [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|some kind of a mental break]] after 6 years and went full Infowars. {{sic|Destoyed|Destroyed}} our marriage. :(|Sean, blaming Sarah for the effects of his own faggotry {{archive|tDEtl}}
 
|lots of shouts my, throwing things. I constantly felt backed into a corner and bullied.|Sean, on feeling [[bullied]] {{archive|iiQ9l}}
 
|My ex was born on Hitler's bday. Shoulda seen that one coming.|Sean, comparing Sarah to [[Hitler]] {{archive|86iOX}}
 
|Back before transition, my ex was always convinced that I was not a true transsexual, but that I was an autogynophile, and that if I transitioned I would be miserable.|Sean, on Sarah being right
 
|Her argument was that everything I seemed to want to do regarding being a female was very sexual in nature. The first girl underwear I bought was essentially sexy lingerie.|Sean, on his [[autogynephilia]]
 
|My ex used to tell me continually as well that she was sure transitioning would only make me more miserable, not happy. And so I entered transition.|Sean, on wanting to be miserable
 
|I remember my ex once saying to me in a bitter tone “congratulations, you hate your body, you’re finally a woman.”|Sean, on his self-hatred
 
|Often times, having sex with my ex was fruitless and frustrating. I could always finish her off and leave her satisfied, but all to often the results would be me losing my ability to stay erect mid-way through and not getting a chance to orgasm.|Sean, on being [[gay]] and having [[ED]]
 
|Am I just Sean with boobs and a new name?|Sean with boobs and a new name
 
|I remember when my ex-wife first laid eyes on me, I was at the tail end of having dyed my hair red a month earlier and it had washed out to a point where my hair was pink.|Sean, on marrying a fag hag
 
|My ex as the worst for it. One time I hugged her because she was upset and she pushed me away demanding to know who was hugging her, her husband or Ashley. She didn’t want a hug from Ashley.|Sean, on Sarah not being a [[dyke]]
 
 
 
|Last New Year was spent with me curled up in a fetal position, bawling mercilessly and begging my wife to kill me.|Sean, on wanting his ex-wife to kill him
 
|I haven’t had a slew of insults hurled at me since I last talked to my ex-wife.|Sean, before pissing off the internets
 
|Then there were the little things that her femi-Nazi attitudes just couldn’t get around, like the fact that I wanted to wear makeup and shave my legs.|Ashley then
 
|When someone says “feminazi” they don’t have any points worth listening to.|Ashley now {{archive|Rf5QD}}
 
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Rather than simply accept that his own faggotry had caused Sarah to leave him, Sean attempted to seek comfort by convincing himself that it was all his [[Irony|mentally ill]], [[conspiracy theorist]] ex-wife's fault.
 
After reluctantly agreeing to a divorce from Sarah, Sean's already pathetic life was left in tatters – he had no [[waifu]], rarely saw his daughter, had [[no friends]], still had a severe case of [[Neckbeard|chronic five o'clock shadow]] and was desperate to date [[lesbians]] who have no fucking interest in dating a vertically-challenged [[man]] who likes to dress like a [[Zoe Quinn|cheap hooker]].
 
Sean desperately desired a [[second life]], so he finally decided to sign up for one on SecondLife.com on January 9th, 2007. Sean's new identity was '''Ashley Lynch''', an utterly obnoxious wannabe-[[Ginger|firesnatch]] [[BDSM|dominatrix]] whose surname is an obvious homage to [[Lynching|America's favourite pastime]].
 
 
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|I recreated [[Reality|my male self]] as closely as possible and then feminized it to suggest what I might look like [[Fantasy|as a woman]]. The effects in Second Life of course are more generalized and idealized, creating an image of woman that I could never attain.|Ashley the man, on Ashley the fantasy {{archive|MVzTA}}
 
|I am a natural redhead.  I just wasn’t born that way.|Ashley, on wanting to be a redhead
 
|my AV is what proved to me how comfortable I feel in this form and made me desire to see that happen in RL|Ashley, on living in fantasy land
 
|to just be able to exist as a normal woman|Ashley, on [[shit that will never happen]]
 
|and [[Delusional|it's a real representation of me in RL]], or what I see as the finished version of Ashley|Ashley, having [[unrealistic expectations]]
 
|so in SL I tried the experiment of recreating my male body as much as possible and then just feminizing it|Ashley, on his failure
 
|to suggest that this might be what I would look like as a woman|[[No]]
 
|and then I didn't allow myself to leave that form, and [[Lie|I learned from it]]|Ashley, on [[Retarded|Canadian learning]]
 
|I had an active online lifestyle as a woman, which I felt I needed, but was mostly engaged in [[cybersex]].|Ashley, on being a tranny E-whore
 
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{{collapsegallery|It puts the lotion on its skin...|Sean|center|<gallery>
 
File:SeanFaggotry3.jpg|[[No|Would you fuck me?]]
File:SeanFaggotry4.jpg|[[Obvious|I'd fuck me.]]
File:SeanFaggotry6.jpg|[[TMI|I'd fuck me hard.]]
File:SeanFaggotry18.jpg|[[GTFO|I'd fuck me so hard.]]
 
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[[File:AngryDriver.jpg|thumb|"''FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! I WANT A VAGINA!''"]]
 
{{quote|Driving home I stopped at a red light and started yelling at women crossing the street. They couldn’t hear me in the vehicle, but I was shouting at them, “Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!” [[Misogynist|I was angry at every woman I saw]] for being so effortlessly female. It was completely wasted on them, for they don’t know the [[fgt|figt]] they truely have. Or so I imagine.|Sean MacLaggan, on [[Misogyny|hating women]] {{archive|CFc3n}}}}
 
 
 
[[File:RobinBougie.jpg|thumb|Robin "The Bougieman" Bougie, unabashed pornographer.]]
 
 
 
 
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== Ashley's Second No Life ==
 
[[File:TRCLogo.jpg|thumb|The Tranny Resource Center logo.]]
[[File:BeingAWoman.jpg|thumb|A scene from ''Ashley Lynch: The Movie''.]]
 
 
[[File:JaniMyriam.png|thumb|Jani Myriam, founder of the TRC.]]
[[File:JaniIRL.jpg|thumb|Rebecca "Jani Myriam" Wise [[IRL]].]]
[[File:TrinityDejavu.png|thumb|Trinity Dejavu, founder of the rival Transgender Lounge.]]
 
[[File:KaraSpengler.png|thumb|Kara Spengler]]
 
"Ashley" then began using Second Life as a way to meet equally [[insane]] [[sick fucks|sexual deviants]] with such disgusting fetishes as [[Trannies|dressing like women]], [[BDSM|hardcore latex bondage]], [[Bronies|pretending to be ponies]], [[DATE|mind control]] and [[Rape|forced]] [[milk]]ing. Among the groups that Ashley began associating with was Second Life's '''Transgender Resource Center''' group, which Ashley would go on to become the co-director of.
 
 
{{quote|Former Domme looking to see how far down the [[Slavery|sub/slave]] rabbit hole she can fall.
 
Loves hypnosis/mind control/brainwashing, [[Raep|forced]] transformations, [[Misogyny|objectification]], heavy rubber/latex.|Ashley's SL bio}}
 
 
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File:TrannyLounge.png|The Transgender Lounge.
 
File:TypicalSL.jpg|What you'll probably see if you go to either of these godforsaken places in SL.
 
File:MooMooGirls.jpg|Ashley's [[sick fuck]]ery on Second Life.
 
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Ashley also took this time to start a [[blog]] where he would write tl;dr bullshit about his transition and his desire to [[Go fuck yourself|fuck himself]].
 
 
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|Today I look at myself in the mirror and I can genuinely see a girl who I think is quite cute.|Ashley, having [[Jizz|horrible taste]]
 
|I made myself into the girl that I want to date.|Ashley, on wanting to date himself
 
|I’d totally do me.|Buffalo Bill MacLaggan
 
|I remember once my ex accused me of not wanting her but really wanting a version of me with tits.|Ashley, on wanting to fuck himself
 
|Sometimes I would even feel phantom breasts on my chest, like an amputee feels missing limbs.|Hideous Kojima, on Mental Queer Solid V: The Phantom Tits
 
|Now that I’m fully female (minus surgery), I’m discovering a new path.  Womanhood.|Ashley, on being a dude in a dress
 
|And while I vehemently denied that my desire and need to be a woman was sexual, there’s part of me that knew it aroused me greatly.|Ashley
 
|My ex would sometimes ask me what I was thinking about while masturbating. I would reply “just naked women.” True. Except I was one of the naked women.|Ashley
 
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File:TrannySquad10.jpg|'''[[Gay|ゲイ]][[K-On!|おん!]]'''
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[[File:SuzanneClayton.jpg|thumb|Ashley's first post-Sarah relationship was with fellow tranny Suzanne Clayton.]]
[[File:AshleyDriversLicense.jpg|thumb|The type of [[dumbfuck]] that will [[dox]] itself for you.]]
 
What followed would be a long and twisted tale of Ashley becoming a huge fucking [[slut]] who'd have a different girlfriend every fucking week and was willing to [[cheat]] on at least one of them with a [[Waifu|married woman]]. Ashley's first post-Sarah relationship would be with Suzanne Clayton, a fellow [[shemale]] whom Ashley had met via Second Life.
 
 
 
 
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|Is this as good a time as any to mention the fact that I’ve met a wonderful woman? I think so. I met her online at the Transgender Resource Center in Second Life and we instantly connected. It wasn’t long before we fell in love and have been spending as much time as possible online together, just waiting for the chance that we can spend as much time as possible together in person. If you look back over my posts, I think you can see the moment that I fell in love and how much it just flipped me around. We both know that it started as total crushing on each other and now we’re trying to lay down a solid foundation for us to build a long lasting relationship on.|Ashley
 
|But if there’s one thing I love more, it’s Suzanne. She’s the wonderful trans-girl I met online. We’ve been spending so much time together and loving every second of it. I feel so comfortable and at home with her. Mostly, I am just madly in love. It’s making me totally loopy. When she’s not around, I don’t know what to do with myself. I’m so worried about coming off as a crazy woman to her, almost like a stalker. But she reciprocates my love. We have to continually had to apply the brakes to keep our thing from spinning out of control. At first I found myself wondering how someone so wonderful could possibly fall In love with me. But then I realized it’s because I’m a wonderful and beautiful person. All I know is when she’s not around, part of me feels absent. If that’s not love, what is it?|Ashley
 
|I just want to live a comfortable, and yes, even normal life. My great fear is that I will spend my life with Suzanne and we will tuck ourselves away creating a semi-deluded environment where we don’t have to examine how ridiculous we appear. And really who gives a fuck what other people think. At the end of the day, I think I have to raise my hand sheepishly and say “I do.” I think there a sense that it wasn’t watching the movie that upset me near as much as it felt like I was being forced to really see myself rather than living inside myself. I’m not entirely sure I liked what I saw.|Ashley {{archive|Dtm1C}}
 
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{{clear}}
 
== Love Ashually ==
 
[[File:RebeccaWiseGrave.jpg|thumb|Rebecca Wise, founder of Second Life's Transgender Resource Center.]]
 
{{quote|I invited a bunch of trans friends from online to join me in DC and head out to a club to reclaim our stupid adult/teen years we never got to experience.|Ashley}}
 
 
 
 
 
{{quote|And then insert my best friend.  She’s married.  And on one fateful weekend something happened, and I fell madly in love with her.  It took me a long time to get the courage to tell her my true feelings and I tortured myself trying to make them go away for a long time.  But as I did, she revealed she had feelings for me too, but couldn’t ever love me the way I wanted because she knew she needed a man, and that her marriage which was very much struggling would probably not survive this.
 
And then we slept together.|Ashley, on being a cheating [[whore]]}}
 
 
[[File:TheGayestCake.jpg|thumb|Ashley celebrated his 33rd birthday by [[Asking for it|partying]] and getting [[almost raped]].]]
[[File:AshleyNipple.jpg|thumb|[[DO NOT WANT]]]]
 
 
{{quote|scene in Eleanor Rigby reminded me of when I was at a club with a girl I secretly loved & had to watch her make out w/a guy on dance floor.|Ashley, on getting [[cuck]]ed {{archive|f1fFT}}}}
 
 
{{quote|I will finally accept the truth, that I’m really just a gay dude in a dress.|Ashley, on accepting the [[truth]]}}
 
 
 
 
{{quote|I’ve always noted the overly narcissistic nature of transsexuals, myself included. I’ve sat and listened to them whine “Me! Me! Me!” like they were the most important topic on the face of the planet.|Ashley Lynch, on trannies being attention whores}}
 
 
{{quote|People being led around on leashes in public with their hands bound and saying “Yes Mistress” constantly who assert that to tell them to not be submissive is like telling them not to be trans. People who claim to be infantile preteen children and will debate until the end of time how it is a legitimate identity that must be accepted just like their gender identity. (I’m not kidding.)|Ashley Lynch, [[otherkin]] enabler}}
 
 
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|I was not prepared for the results of advertising myself.  Not a single lesbian would write me back.  I was completely shunned by all available women.|Ashley, on not being attractive to [[lesbians]]
 
|In my attempts at meeting women to date, I’ve actually encountered some of the most ridiculous questions I never thought I’d ever hear. Topping the list has got to be “[[Yes|do you ejaculate from your clitoris?]]” and “[[Yes|if we had sex, would I get pregnant?]]”|Ashley {{archive|bbBMv}}
 
|I’m suffering from debilitating social retardation. I’m literally at a loss to understand how it is other people get out in the world and make contacts and friends. The friends I have that aren’t online I can count on less than one hand.|Ashley, on being a social retard
 
|{{sic|Bother|both}} my mother and father told me that they think I pass as a woman really well and that they don’t think anyone can tell.|Ashley, on his lying parents
 
|While I’m talking about names, and I’m sure I’m ranted about it before. But what the fuck is up with all these trans people picking the most ridiculous, exotic sounding names? Pick something a little more normal. If your goal is to pass, or not stick out, then go with your Jennifers, Sandras and Laurens. What’s wrong with that? If you want to be a stripper, then go with your Electras, [[Sheneequa|Shaniquas]], and Phoenixes. Ultimately it’s no place for me to judge, but I can’t help but weigh in with what seems like ordinary common sense.|Ashley
 
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|I had cheated on my girlfriend as I was still in a relationship with her, failed or no, and I had slept with a married woman, failing marriage or no.|Ashley admits to cheating on its girlfriend
 
|I don’t think anyone’s a big fan of cheating, even while doing it, but it still happens.|Ashley {{archive|QurCI}}
 
|I’ve never been {{sic|cheat|cheated}} on or cheated.|Ashley Lynch, lying {{archive|EzXC6}}
 
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|I actually find myself becoming more feminist in mind. I now care much more greatly about women’s issues as I feel they genuinely do apply to me.|Ashley Lynch, wanting an abortion
 
|Women just aren’t perpetrators of sexual crimes.|Ashley finally goes full [[feminazi]] retard
 
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Ashley would spend the entire end of 2007 by dressing up like a [[slut]], flaunting himself like a [[Fleshlight|sexual object]] and going trolling for guys with his tranny [[goy]]friends.
 
 
 
{{quote|I don't get dressed up like a slut, flaunt myself like a sexual object, or go trolling for guys.|Ashley, ignoring the [[fact]] that we have a whole gallery of him doing this}}
 
 
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File:PartyGirlAshley16.jpg|Ashley [[Alcohol|drinks]].
File:PartyGirlAshley15.jpg|Ashley [[blowjob|sucks]].
File:PartyGirlAshley14.jpg|Ashley [[Jizz|swallows]].
File:PartyGirlAshley13.jpg|[[I a£ so drink eight now|Ash£ey so drink eight now]]
 
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File:PartyGirlAshley6.jpg|Tastes like testosterone and crippling [[depression]].
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File:PartyGirlAshley21.jpg|INTERNET PEOPLE ARE BEING MEAN TO ME! [[BAWWW]]!
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File:PartyGirlAshley55.jpg|Ashler looking like a typical tranny hooker.
 
 
File:AshleyRapeface.jpg|[[You Gonna Get Raped|YOU GONNA GET RAPED]]
 
 
File:AshleyTrap.jpg|[[Trap|IT'S A TRAP!]]
 
 
File:WouldYouGamerGateMe.jpg|Would you GamerGate me?
File:IdGamerGateMe.jpg|I'd GamerGate me. I'd GamerGate me so hard.
 
File:CulturalAppropriashly.jpg|CHING-CHING-CHING CHING-CHING CHING-CHING CHONG
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File:AshleyPaedoface.jpg|[[Chris-Chan]]'s long lost twin?
 
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{{quote3|It wasn’t long before some guy approached me from behind and started dancing close with me. By close I mean I could feel his erection firmly between my ass cheeks. So what’s the proper response? Turn around and say “no thank you?” Slap him? Stick my hand up and wave him away with a displeased expression? Any of those would have helped. Instead I did nothing. I was scared and confused and didn’t know what to do. The only thought that really came into my head was that I was disgusted and really wanted him to stop. I kept inching forward as I dancing trying to get away from his anal intrusion and he kept inching closer. He also very quickly kept trying to get his hands under my dress and grope my tits. Those I did fend off. I got very worried about him actually making it under my dress and discovering a bulge. Honestly I didn’t know what to make of it. There was no consent, I was never asked if he could dance with me. There was no eye contact to suggest that I might welcome his getting closer, in fact there was no eye contact at all. I never even saw him. I was blown away that a guy, even in a place like that, would just walk up behind a girl and dry hump her with no warning. Is dry hump too harsh of way to put it? Well, at one point he stopped dancing and just started pumping back and forth against my ass, pushing his disgusting erection into me with each horrible thrust.
 
I did not want this. I did not ask for it. I just wanted it to stop. But I was naïve, scared, and unsure what I should do. I didn’t feel in physical danger at any time, because I was with my friends and we were watching out for each other. Instead of doing anything to stop it, I froze like a doe in headlights and just hoped it would stop on it’s own. Mostly I was disappointed in myself. I knew what I should do. I know what I should have done. But in the moment, I was unable to do anything. And now as a result, I feel like my body was violated. The next day I felt like I wanted to be anything but pretty. I wanted to cut my hair off and throw out all my makeup. Dress as frumpy as possible. I would be anything but desirable.|Ashley}}
 
 
 
[[File:KylesMomsABitch.gif|thumb|An artistic rendering of Sarah finding Ashley's blog.]]
[[File:SRSResults.jpg|thumb|What Ashley's "[[Blue waffle|vagina]]" probably looks like.]]
[[File:GatorGirl.jpg|thumb|Once healed, the final result is aesthetically pleasing.]]
 
{{quote|She had also just shown Moira my blog and was extremely upset about the references to her. I wouldn’t expect her to be happy about them. I’ve read about myself in a blog before and it sucks. In particular she felt that what I express about my relationship to her was completely untrue and blown out of proportion. She was insulted and felt wronged that I have portrayed her as a monster.|Ashley, on Sarah finding the [[Slander|shit he wrote about her]]}}
 
 
{{clear}}
 
== Lights, Camera, Ashley! ==
 
[[File:AshleyPits.jpg|thumb|Ashley, after getting a filmstrip tatted on his arm.]]
[[File:MurderCam.jpg|thumb|I wanna make movies [[Never|when I grow up]]!]]
[[File:ItsDangerousToGoAlone.jpg|thumb|Ashley has worked as an editor for many [[QUALITY|high quality DVDs]].]]
 
[[File:GingerbreadDick.jpg|thumb|Gingerbread "girl" productions.]]
 
[[File:SeaWorld.jpg|thumb|A gathering of "female" screenwriters. Also known as Sea World.]]
[[File:Razzie.jpg|thumb|What all [[Social Justice Warrior|true warriors]] strive for!]]
[[File:3DAnimuAshley.jpg|thumb|Ashley dreamed that he would one day dismantle the [[patriarchy]].]]
[[File:Blubberella.jpg|thumb|But... the future refused to change.]]
 
{{quote|She has a 35mm filmstrip tattoo around her arm that she plans on getting filled in with every movie she makes.|Ashley, on why his tattoo is still the same after 7 fucking years}}
 
 
 
{{quote|I'm a storyteller by nature. Even though I remain unpublished, mostly due to a complete lack of getting my material out there, writing continues to be a great passion of mine. I also love movies and always have since I can remember. As a result, the bulk of my writing consists of screenplays, once again completely unsold or produced, mostly due to a complete lack of getting my material out there.|}}
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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File:KyleSchroeder.jpg|'''Kyle Wiliam Schroeder'''
File:ChinlessBoyWonder.jpg|TFW you realize that you may have doxed the wrong Kyle Schroeder in your shitty documentary.
File:SarahPalinSexDoll.jpg|Ashley's psychologist is a [[Sarah Palin]] blow-up doll.
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{{quote|My life is... well... it sucks. I'm almost thirty and have nothing to show for myself.  I'm supposed to have a successful career by now. Instead all I have are a litany of [[Down Syndrome|mental defects]] that I attempt to drown in medication daily.  Just your standard stuff, [[depression]], [[anxiety]], [[OCD]].  At least I'm not a [[cutter]], just so I'm not a total fucking cliche.|Ashley's [[life|mad script-writing skillz]] {{archive|bMThS}}}}
 
{{quote|Meet Jana Zane. She's not your typical soon-to-be-30 girl living in the city. she struggles with her intense depression and social phobias as she tries to find her place in the world. Just when it seems that things can't get any worse for her, she discovers her one true friend floating face down in a swimming pool.
 
Now Jana is determined to find out who murdered her friend and why. She embarks upon a dark journey into worlds she never even knew existed as she looks for answers.
 
But sometimes the truth can be deadly.
 
Underwater is a feature film written, and to be directed by Ashley Lynch. It's an intense psychological thriller in the vein of films like D.O.A., Brick, Rear Window and Body Double. It is also currently being adapted into a novel with plans to publish in 2010.|RAZZIE GOLD {{archive|pCr19}}}}
 
 
{{quote|Child psychologist Ali Greer is summoned late at night to Morningside Elementary by her estranged father, Detective Richard Greer. An untalkative young girl, Jessica, was found sitting in her classroom covered in blood. The parents are missing, the house is a mess and police suspect the father of domestic abuse. Ali sits with the young Jessica, trying to gain the traumatized child's trust, eventually learning the person who's really responsible -- Jessica's imaginary friend Henry. Now Henry has arrived at the school, and as the monstrous creature of pure darkness brutally tears through the police, Ali must protect Jessica at any cost.|}}
 
{{quote|Three years ago, Alison Brody's career as the superhero Firefly came to an end when an encounter with the deadly Warfare left her crippled both physically and emotionally. Now on the anniversary of that fateful night, and amidst a violent storm, Alison is forced to fight for her life and her sanity against the vengeful demons of her past.|}}
 
 
 
{{quote|My personal mandate is to create total kick-ass female heroes for the screen that don't exist to be sexualized and aren't limited by their gender. I call this ".44 Calibre Feminism" or equal opportunity ass kicking.|Ashley, on creating [[Mary Sue]]s {{archive|LzScU}}}}
 
 
 
{{quote|A child psychologist must protect a traumatized young girl who is being chased by her imaginary friend.|That is... unbelievably retarded}}
 
 
{{quote|My ex at one time when questioning the validity of me being a woman asked me why so many of my stories seemed to be about abusing women. Quite honestly, I've never seen that, and if she got that from my stories, it certainly wasn't something that was put in there on purpose. I don't like to pull punches in my stories and I often like to give women equal treatment in being knocked around as well as do some knocking of their own... depending on the story. But recently I reflected on what my ex said and started examining my screenplays. About 80% of my screenplays all feature female leads, not very surprising. It makes total sense for me to fulfill my need to live as a woman through the characters in my stories. But what I also found was not that there is a common theme of abuse towards women, but that definitely the women in my stories seem to get punished. In fact, they are often punished simply for being themselves. I have one script in particular, where the main character ends up getting raped by the bigoted antagonist who seeks to usurp control over her and punish her for being a lesbian. From this I've extracted that not only did I chose to live a female existence through the characters in my story, but that I also subconsciously felt the need to punish myself for it. A subconscious reaction telling me that which I want is wrong. This realization has rocked my world a little. Not a lot, but just enough to make me lose a little footing.|}}
 
 
 
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|I need a comic artist to do some art for Firefly. It's a paid gig, but expect to be underpaid. Anyone interested contact me ASAP!|Ashley, telling the truth for once {{archive|zAQs5}}
 
|I paid my employees well over minimum wage for customer service work — result: loyal employees that formed good relationships w/customers|Ashley, lying again {{archive|qFRHV}}
 
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{{archive|YuJa4|Ashley mocks Laundry Man for ripping off art from Carrie}}
 
{{archive|PxYWO|Ashley literally steals the same art from Carrie to promote his shitty film}}
 
 
 
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File:AshleyStealsFromCarrie.jpg|Ashley loves stealing art to promote his shitty, non-existent films.
File:GirlsAgainstBoys.jpg|He doesn't understand that shopping a crowbar into a movie poster still doesn't make it yours.
File:CarriePoster.jpg|He didn't even bother to edit this one.
 
File:CDCHLN.jpg
File:CDCHLNPaige.jpg
File:CDCHLNGemma.jpg
File:CDCHLNKat.jpg|This is the same cunt who got mad over Razer's [[Blowjob|S my D]] joke.
File:PlzTellMeYouGuysDontDoThis.jpg|[[I seriously hope you guys don't do this]]
 
 
 
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File:CDCHLNPaige2.jpg
File:FireflyFacerip.jpg
File:Bycycling.jpg|Bycycling
 
File:SuicideGirlConcept.jpg|Ashley's "art".
File:SuicideGirlPoster.jpg|Ashley hired some DA faggot to do this one.
File:SuicideGirl.jpg|So edgy and original!
File:ElfenLiedBloodyMess.jpg|[[Elfen Lied|Not!]]
 
File:SoulAvenger.jpg|"[[Batman|Soul Avenger]]"
File:TotallyNotBatman.jpg|[[ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL]]
File:NotBatman.jpg|TOTALLY NOT [[Batman|BATMAN]]!!111
 
File:MoarShitShirts.jpg
File:ShitShirts.jpg
File:SuicideTitties.jpg|[[Hypocrisy|Feminist marketing.]] {{archive|3Zm7t}}
File:IncidentAtMorningside.jpg
File:ShittyCDCHLNArt.png
 
File:LeagueOfAnHeroes.jpg|[[An hero|The League of Heroes]]
 
File:FireflyCostume.jpg|Canadian [[Brianna Wu]]
 
File:FireflyEmblem.jpg|The Bombardier Beetle defends itself by shitting fire.
 
File:RobertBennettFirefly1.jpg
File:RobertBennettFirefly2.jpg
File:RobertBennettFirefly3.jpg
File:RobertBennettFirefly4.jpg
 
File:PeterTheWhore.jpg|Ashley's zombie thriller, ''Hitching a Ride''.
 
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{{:Ashley Lynch/Filmography}}
 
 
 
 
{{clear}}
 
== Ash vs. Evil Dudebros ==
 
[[File:8BitAshley.jpeg|thumb|An 8-bit bitch.]]
[[File:DonkeyDong.jpg|thumb|[[LOLDONGS|Donkey Dong]] was one of Ashley's first vidya gaemz.]]
[[File:DonkeyKongSequel.jpg|thumb|Young Sean fantasized about creating a [[true and honest]] sequel to Donkey Kong.]]
 
Ashley Lynch has been an [[Atari|avid gamer]] since {{archive|vwWpT|1979}} or {{archive|8fTDb|1982}} or {{archive|vosCg|1983}} or {{archive|xIYLO|40,000 BC}}.
 
{{quote|gamers were a mistake|Ashley {{archive|vIkAx}}}}
 
{{archive|nx3ds|Radicalized feminazi Ashley bitches about Mass Effect}}
 
 
{{quote|thinks Bayonetta sets feminism back 30 years... yet can't stop watching.|Ashley, on [[Bayonetta]] {{archive|dIm9L}}}}
 
{{quote|I'm kind of appalled that more people aren't appalled about the vagina bomb in Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes. I mean, I... WTF????!!!!|Ashley, on vagina bombs {{archive|XmbCF}}}}
 
{{quote|It's really no mystery that Metal Gear hates women. MGS4 had all female sub-bosses that would writhe erotically...|Ashley, on Metal Gear hating women}}
 
{{collapsegallery|Ashley the gamer G.I.R.L.|GamerGirl|center|<gallery>
 
File:IMakeSaintsRowLookGood.jpg|"''I make Saints Row look good.''" {{archive|5O7I1}}
File:SaintsRow2Ashley.jpg|Ashley's horrifying [[Saints Row]] character.
File:SaintsRow3Ashley.jpg|Saints Row 3 Ashley is [[Obvious|much thinner than IRL Ashley]].
File:SaintAshleyOfLynch.jpg
 
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File:MurderFunTime.jpg
File:SaintsBlow.jpg
File:SoBAshley.jpg|Ashley plays [[Shadow of Boston]].
File:ItJustWorks.jpg|Only [[Bethesda]] could succeed in making Ashley even uglier.
 
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{{clear}}
 
 
[[File:FGBaF.jpg|thumb|]]
[[File:INeedFeminismBecauseFireflyGuy.jpg|thumb|I need [[feminism]] because I'm a [[You|spastic retard]].]]
 
[[File:AshleyTombRaiderCosplay.png|thumb|Lara Croft, Womb Raider]]
 
In late 2014, Ashley donated $100 worth of [[Jewgolds]] to an Indiegogo campaign for '''The Fine Young Capitalists''' to help wimminz in game design. Unfortunately, known herpes-emporium [[Zoe Quinn|Zoë Tiberius Quinn]] soon learned of the campaign and began to harass and [[DDoS]] TFYC in an attempt to [[censorship|shut them down]] – thus beginning the æpic saga of [[drama]] and [[lulz]] that would become known as '''[[GamerGate]]'''.
 
Ashley, still feeling [[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure|too masculine]] and desperately wanting to pass himself off as an [[Annoying|actual female]] rather than identifying as a [[Linetrap|lovable trap]] soon decided to take up a fun new hobby – being an utterly [[obnoxious]] [[Social Justice Warrior]] who bitches about ''EVERY-FUCKING-THING'' being [[Kitchen|sexist]]/[[Niggers|raycis]]/[[Paedophilia|transphobic]]/[[STFU|prob-luh-mahtik]] on Twitter while hoping that people actually [[No|take him seriously]].
 
 
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|[[Brianna Wu|@Spacekatgal]] Support and strength.  I hate that [[Social Justice Warriors|a group of children]] is trying to destroy a medium I've loved for 35 yrs. #GamerGate|Ashley enters the drama {{archive|vwWpT}}
 
|I have no dog in this fight. But wrong is wrong and [[Anita Sarkeesian|abusive idiots]] are poisoning an industry I love.|Ashley, before he began constantly harassing GamerGaters
 
|You contribute to the harassment with every RT. "I didn't rape her, I just watched and took photos."|Ashley, comparing RTing GamerGate tweets to rape {{archive|TYxnY}}
 
|GG's main identity is that they're not culturally progressive or inclusive and everything that is, is a threat to their self.|[[HAHAHA, OH WOW]] {{archive|NN3Nb}}
 
|game they despise + female dev they despise + bitter ex = gamergate.|What Ashley actually believes {{archive|gwooT}}
 
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{{quote|[[Zoe Quinn|@TheQuinnspiracy]] hate that it was GG that finally got me to play DQ. [[ROFL|Stopped on screen 5 bc I was crying too much.]] 2 close 2 home. Good job.|Ashley, on [[Depression Quest]] {{archive|AO9jM}}}}
 
 
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|I can shamefully admit that I had almost no information and couldn’t make heads or tails of what any of gamergate was about.|Ashley, on shit he doesn't understand {{archive|HjVgj}}
 
|And yes, I made the dumb mistake of saying “Well the Firefly guy can’t be wrong, can he?”|Ashley, on Firefly guy being right
 
|I ended up donating to TFYC without doing enough research because girls making games is good, right? Yeah, I regret that donation.|Ashley, regretting helping women in vidya
 
|So now that I felt royally duped, I started trolling GG to start conversations and find out the “why” behind their grrrrr.|Ashley admits to trolling
 
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Following his initial spergout, Ashley decided that the best way to defeat GamerGate and get people to pay attention to him would be to constantly tweet insults and [[bait]].
 
 
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|8chan: "This depression game killed my hard-on, so I will kill the bitch that made it!"|Ashley, brutally raping and murdering an innocent [[strawman]] {{archive|cbYFk}}
 
|Gamestop: "Why is this trade-in game covered in semen?"<br>
GG customer: "Actually, it's ethics in game journalism."<br>
<crickets><br>
"It's jizz."|Ashley, trying to be funny {{archive|PA0h4}}
 
|The difference between gamergate and international terrorists is the terrorists usually take responsibility for their actions.|Ashley, comparing [[GamerGate]] to [[9/11|terrorism]] {{archive|ttoqU}}
 
|both gamergate and rape are about power, not games or sex.|Ashley Lynch, comparing [[GamerGate]] to [[rape]] {{archive|t5SDS}}
 
|when they tag it, say they support it, talk about “ethics in jusfldskfsm” or unironically use the term SJW. That’s a good start.|Ashley Lynch, [[Failing|attempting]] to define a "GamerGater"
 
|Really, just start referring to them as #GamerKKK. It’s fewer characters and it’s more accurate.|Ashley "Save the world. Shoot a white man." Lynch
 
|I’m sorry if the racism in your group disgusts you. Better turn on that NYS hose to wash the sadness away.|Ashley Lynch, fighting "racism" by showing how racist he is
 
|Gamergate needs a new mascot. I suggest Rapey - the rape denying ethics bear.|Ashley {{archive|PVZCL}}
 
 
 
|playing GTAV is like visiting your drunk, racist, sexist, homophobic uncle who you wish would get his shit together.|Ashley, showing what a gamer he is {{archive|1a9d0}}
 
|I don’t care if it’s culturally accurate (and may not be), but the excessive use of the N-word in GTAV makes it impossible for me to enjoy.|Ashley, being an offended [[white person]] {{archive|fUTbl}}
 
|A #gamergate xmas “You got me GTAV! Sick! That will show those lesbian cunt SJW bitches! You’re the best mom, thanks!"|Ashley {{archive|f95jv}}
 
 
 
|Dear gamergate, I rubbed your precious war games all over my [[Straight|lesbian]] [[Penis|genitals]] and now it’s full of gay characters! AHHHHHH|Ashley rubs [[CoD]] on his mangled [[penis]] {{archive|vjaMh}}
 
|Hey #gamergate, I can't tell... Target didn't have a blouse in my size. Censorship? Yes? No? I think so.|Ashley, on being [[fat]] {{archive|LJaw7}}
 
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In December of 2014, [[Patreon]] threatened to ban [[8chan]] from using their service if they didn't stop hosting [[loli]]/[[shota]]. Naturally, [[Hotwheels]] wasn't going to give into these demands and soon called out Patreon on Twitter – which, in a hilariously ironic twist, led to known [[paedophile]] tranny [[Sarah Nyberg]] attempting to {{archive|nd65t|accuse GamerGate of promoting paedophilia}} in one of the most blatant cases of [[Sick fuck|the pot]] calling [[8chan|the kettle]] [[Nigger|black]] that we have ever seen.
 
Ashley, wanting [[moar]] attention, quickly began to put [[Propaganda|the spin]] on the situation and began accusing GamerGaters and 8channers of "[[Lie|defending child pornography]]" and [[harass]]ing them with accusations of paedophilia – hilarious when you realize that [[Sarah Butts|the cunt who started this shit]] admitted to wanting to fuck his 8-year-old cousin.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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|It’s no mistake that GG plays out almost entirely on [[8chan]], [[Twitter]] and [[Reddit]].|Ashley {{archive|1RNLS}}
 
|I fully support burning 8chan to the ground. It serves no positive purpose.|Ashley, on [[KILL IT WITH FIRE]] {{archive|ba47J}}
 
|#8chan is the worst kind of hate group. The kind that needs to hide behind anonymity because they can't stand up for anything they say.|Ashley {{archive|EoEV9}}
 
|Gamergate is willing to cling so mindlessly to an anti-censorship-against-all-costs stance that they support child porn. Stay classy guys.|Ashley {{archive|pEEQP}}
 
|After a hard night of doxxing and swatting, #gamergate does their own version of the “walk of shame.” “8chan isn’t GG, that’s not us!"|Ashley, believing that [[8chan]] is [[GamerGate]] {{archive|rDXwI}}
 
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{{archive|VWfT0|/gamergate/rs have no fucking clue who Ashley even is}}
 
== Ashley vs. GamerG8chan ==
 
 
 
 
Ashley is a known accomplice of fellow SJW tranny [[Sarah Butts|Nicholas "Sarah Butts" Nyberg]] and has attempted to claim that the only reason that people [[No|are mean to Sarah]] is because he is a vocal critic of [[GamerGate]] – because, clearly, [[noone]] has ever hated Sarah Nyberg due to the [[fact]] that he's a [[sick fuck]]ing [[paedophile]] [[tranny]] who's gotten a [[boner]] over his 8-year-old cousin, distributed "[[Child Porn|child model]]" pics from his chat room and has admitted to being attracted to the white half of a "[[Obama|half blackie]] [[Loli|littlegirl]]" who occasionally visits his neighbours' home.
 
 
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|Honest question, you want to rail against feminists broadly. Yet GG is supported by [[Matt Hickey|rapists]], [[Sarah Nyberg|racists]], [[Sarah Nyberg|nazis]] and [[Sarah Nyberg|pedophiles]]….|Ashley, suggesting that [[Sarah Nyberg]] is a GG supporter {{archive|I23IU}}
 
|The attacks against @srhbutts exist for one reason and reason alone, because she is critical of and screencaps GG.|Ashley Lynch, ignoring [[Sarah_Butts/ffshrine_chatlogs|indisputable chatlogs]] {{archive|Jfjln}}
 
|I've blocked people I'm friendly with because they insist on pushing this slander shit as fact and I stand by my decision.|Ashley, blocking his friends over [[Pedobear|Paedobutts]] {{archive|9wVJV}}
 
|there is a half blackie littlegirl nextdoor sometimes (...) i am attracted to the other half|Sarah Nyberg, being a racist paedophile
 
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File:AshleyGamerGateShirt.jpg|He's definitely not obsessed with GamerGate!
File:AshleyLynchIsFat.jpg|
File:GamerGateIsHaet.jpg|What the shirt looks like on an actual human being.
File:FatToTheFuture.jpg|TFW you realize that your fat udders hide half the text on your anti-GamerGate shirt.
 
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File:AshleysNewShirt.jpg
File:PurpleAndGreenPilled.jpg|{{archive|jb4Eb}}
File:NotYourCupcakes.jpg|{{archive|Zik3N}}
File:GamerGateToDo.jpg
File:TwatWaffle.jpg|Make people hate you and then frame their mean tweets to you as trophies. {{archive|BycFD}}
File:AnnoyingWhiteFeminist.jpg|{{archive|bIRws}}
 
 
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[[File:NotYourCupcakes.jpg|center|500px|link=Asking for it]]
 
 
<center><span style="font-size:2em; color:red; font-weight:bold;">IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG, BITCH</span></center>
 
{{clear}}
 
== The Full Mounty ==
 
[[File:Jewnowatch.jpeg|thumb|[[Coincidence Detector|(((Cernowatch)))]] sexually identifies as an [[Roflcopter|attack helicopter]].]]
[[File:Cernowatch.jpg|thumb|A rare limited edition Rolex Cernowatch.]]
 
{{quote|Copter Log, Swissdate 19/10/75: [[Dumbfuck|searched /baphomet/ for evidence of]] [[doxxing]]. Found it was essentially the blackhat arm of #gamergate.|Cernowatch, searching for piss in an [[ocean of piss]]}}
 
 
On January 10, 2015, the citizens of [[8chan]]'s doxing board, [[baphomet|/baphomet/]], learned that some faggot using the name Cernowatch on [[Twitter]] was planning to "[[doxx]]" 8chan owner [[Midget|Fredrick Brennan]] and assorted users of 8chan's /baphomet/. '''Cernowatch''', a self-described "[[GoldenShowerGate|intelligence service]]" devoted to stalking [[Alt-Right]] journalist Mike Cernovich offers the following lovely description of himself.
 
 
{{quote|Cernowatch monitors Cernovich, gamergate and 8chan related activity on Twitter and tweets pictures of what's going on in a funny and sarcastic way. Our purpose is to let the harassers know they're being watched, and send a heads up to whomever Playdangerously is targeting today that they might be the recipient of fake legal threats. Hence we follow 2+ Gamergate Big Wigs.
 
We think our intelligence service is valuable because it allows those being stalked by Mike Cernovich to know what's happening without having to check his Twitter account for themselves.|"Cernowatch", pretending to be more than one faggot {{archive|tGEUe}}}}
 
 
Naturally, /baphomet/ responded by doing what /baphomet/ does best – continue being a bunch of [[autistic]] [[virgins]] and then attempt to dox the "[[Lie|undoxable]]" Cernowatch.
 
Ashley was {{archive|5Sn3z|doxed}} by a user of  while they were targeting a different SJW cunt that he had been [[white knighting]] – and by "doxed", we of course mean that some [[newfag]] went to Ashley's own website and [[copypasta]]'d the contact info and address that were [[Retarded|prominently]] displayed there. Ashley responded to being doxed by immediately blaming GamerGate and then [[asking for it]] in the following lovely tweet.
 
 
{{quote|You’re on doxxing turd monkeys. My gamergate documentary was a whimsical fancy before, a “maybe” project. Now it’s in full development.|Ashley, [[asking for it]] {{archive|tyUbt}}}}
 
 
[[File:AshleyApartment.png|thumb|Ashley's [[Holeguy|beautiful mansion]] in the [[Ghetto|Swiss Alps]].]]
[[File:CapistranoDrive.jpg|thumb|Capistrano Drive is literally just apartments and a parking lot.]]
[[File:CanadianSWAT.JPG|thumb|Canadian SWAT saves a helpless [[Anita Sarkeesian|damsel in distress]] from a horrible [[AIDS Skrillex|white male]].]]
 
On January 11, 2015, Ashley finally became an official [[Bullshit|Victim of GamerGate&trade;]] when he was [[swat]]ted at his home – and by "swatted", we of course mean that a faggy Canadian mounty knocked on his door and asked him whether he had any [[bombs]].
 
The only problem? The address that was published on /baphomet/ is actually home to an apartment complex. In fact, Capistrano Drive is ''nothing but apartments''. Either Ashley lied when he claimed to have been "swatted" at his
"[[house]]", or the "swatting" wasn't actually a result of the information that was posted on /baphomet/ (i.e. he was the one who contacted the police).
 
 
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|Cop: “We had a report that someone was concerned for your safety.”<br>
Ashley: “Do you know about 8chan?”<br>
Cop: “Oh yes."|Ashley, lying out his arse {{archive|WK1EQ}}
 
|and the single nicest cops I’ve ever met. They kept asking if there’s anything they could do for me.|Ashley
 
|I just felt bad that their time was wasted. They seemed fulfilled knowing that I was comfortable.|Ashley
 
|Since it’s my birthday I thought the cops might have been stripper in elaborate costumes. But they refused to dance despite my insistence.|Ashley admits to sexually harassing the fucking police {{archive|FQjIY}}
 
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[[File:VictimOfInternet.jpeg|thumb|Ashley Lynch, victim of [[internet]].]]
[[File:AshleyRapeMeFace.jpg|thumb|Ashley, enjoying the attention.]]
 
Within days, Ashley was whoring himself out to various [[Fake News|news sites that are known for their biased spin and dubious ethics]]. Among these faggots was [[Ian Miles Cheong|Ian Miles Ching-Chong]] (who has since realized his mistakes and become a ''supporter of GamerGate'') who published {{archive|kPGYi|an article for Gameranx}} that attempted to blame the actions of /baphomet/ users on the GamerGate bogeyman.
 
 
 
 
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|Well it's one in the same—GG was born out of 8chan which was then 4chan. It's all the same people.|Ashley, [[failing|attempting]] to link /baphomet/ to GamerGate
 
|They doxed me because I'm easy to dox. I'm a creative professional and part of getting work means having my info out there. They really didn't have to work hard to get my info.|Ashley, on being a narcissistic retard
 
|On Saturday, they actively tried to dox Cernowatch because he was being vocal against them. When they came up empty, they decided to start doxing Cernowatch's followers.|Ashley, the '''''sole victim''''' of the Cernowatch thread
 
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{{quote|On CBC Radio talking about doxing, swatting, terrorism and 8chan.|Ashley Lynch, asking people to listen to her}}
 
 
 
{{archive|PAMP3|What it's like to be MOUNTYd}}
 
 
 
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|Loud pounding on my door after midnight. My home address was published only 4 hours previous. How scared should I be?|Ashley Lynch {{archive|fRXfX}}
 
|Everytime you hear sirens in the neighbourhood you run to the window worried emergency services didn’t notice they’re supposed to call first|Ashley Lynch, on being a paranoid lunatic {{archive|9IHwk}}
 
|A package you didn’t order on your doorstep. Suddenly remembering the thread joking about blowing Randi Harper’s fingers off with a mailbomb|Ashley Lynch, on being a forgetful paranoid lunatic {{archive|xzqYE}}
 
|And realizing that this terrorism by proxy is just going to be a constant part of your life for awhile.|Ashley Lynch {{archive|ZAOtK}}
 
|So tell me how I'm making too big of a deal about it, Mark "inhuman fuckwit" Kern.|Ashley, being [[Bitch|classy]] as always {{archive|KwzYX}}
 
|I never spoke much about how being swatted affected me. Instead I chose to focus on educating others about it.|Ashley Lynch, who never fucking shuts up about getting "swatted" {{archive|Qa5Up}}
 
|I also had an incredible support network of friends on Twitter and @CrashOverrideNW was there too.|Ashley, thanking '''''a known doxing group''''' {{archive|I0WDb}}
 
 
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{{quote|I got doxed and swatted JUST FOR FOLLOWING SOMEONE ON TWITTER THEY DON'T LIKE!|Are you sure that you aren't forgetting anything, Ashley?}}
 
{{quote|I was doxed and swatted because I followed someone they wanted to dox but couldn’t.|{{archive|vnFNB}}}}
 
 
 
 
{{quote|I was probably as close as you get to a real life moderate on the issue of gamergate. Then I got doxed and swatted.|You literally baked cupcakes that said "''FUCK U GG''". {{archive|yqZ2s}}}}
 
{{quote|I was as close you could get to a neutral. Then I was doxed and swatted.|You are so full of shit. {{archive|2dc1u}}}}
 
{{quote|I was about as neutral as they came in the beginning even though most of GG was an absurd farce. Then I was doxed and swatted.|We're going to have to call a plumber. {{archive|UpuAB}}}}
 
 
 
{{quote|My name’s @AdamBaldwin and I’m here to shit on your coffee table and call it righteous.| {{archive|2vMlL}}}}
 
 
{{quote|I won’t even flee my house because you’ve never seen what I can do with a knife.|Ashley Lynch, thinking he can take us on {{archive|KWWaM}}}}
 
 
{{archive|5Sn3z|The Brennan dossier was a trap!}}
 
 
 
 
 
 
{{quote|When I got doxed and swatted, the investigation endured right up to the point I found the culprit inside the US.| {{archive|rvKPb}}}}
 
{{quote|I had the dox on the person who doxxed me and sent police to my house, but chose not to use it. Mostly to avoid escalation.| {{archive|KIRTE}}}}
 
 
 
 
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File:AshleyArmfat.jpg|That arm could feed [[Ethiopia]] for a century.
File:LookMumImOnRadio.jpg|Several days after the "Swatting", Ashley was whoring himself out on the local [[Ghost|radio]].
File:AshleyAndHerAZN.jpg|I'm not raycis, some of my best friends are Chingchongese!
File:AshleyFatness.png|Ashley suffered from spontaneous human [[inflation|inflation]] after the "doxing".
 
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File:SheWillNotFitInTheShot.jpeg|The cameraman knows that this shot will be [[impossible|difficult]].
File:AshleyLiterallyOnTelevision.png|Whaling is a Japanese tradition.
File:AshleyReturnsToFantasyLand.png|Sure...
 
</gallery>}}
 
 
[[File:YourVideosSuck.png|center|link=Failure]]
 
 
{{quote|I’m sure gamergate would call this failure by all their shitpost down voting. 1500 views tells me success.|[[Delusional|Ashley Lynch]], believing that [[Sad|1500 JewTube views]] is "success" {{archive|PpJEY}}}}
 
 
{{quote|The report that I had guns and pipe bombs in my house was not a prank. The intent was that I be shot by police.|Ashley, thinking he's black {{archive|FP3nD}}}}
 
{{quote|Gamergate has tried to silence me and get me killed.|Ashley Lynch, on being a [[Lying|marked]] [[man]] {{archive|OUZQN}}}}
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
{{clear}}
 
== You've Got No Hatemail ==
 
[[File:SailorSlut.jpg|thumb|LunarArchivist]]
[[File:BoxOfGamerGateShit.jpg|thumb|A box of shitty magazines that Ashley [[Theft|never paid for]] because they were ''supposedly'' sent to him by "[[Imaginary Girlfriend|GamerGate]]". {{archive|GWPnd}}]]
[[File:ChannerMail.jpg|thumb|Ashley's collection of "channer mail" after a year. {{archive|Tb9r8}}]]
[[File:GamerGateOrangeJuice.jpg|thumb|You know that they're [[Batshit insane|mentally unstable]] when they stick GamerGate themed post-it notes on the orange juice in their fridge. {{archive|W9BlD}}]]
[[File:WhatAshleyThinksSheIs.jpg|thumb|[[Unrealistic Expectations|How Ashley views himself.]]]]
[[File:AshleyLynchAtTheLibrary.jpg|thumb|The reality.]]
 
 
{{quote|I only got 6 pieces of mail in my mailbox resulting from 8chan doxing me 2 1/2 months ago. Let’s feel sorry for Frederick Brennan.|Ashley Lynch, bragging that he didn't receive enough junkmail {{archive|Upup6}}}}
 
 
 
{{quote|My gamergate mail box is almost full and I'll need a 2nd box for all the crap they send me. This is not including all the packages that get rejected and returned. About 90% of it is magazines and invoices. I was subscribed to about 60 magazines in total accumulating well over $1000 in bills. None of this will be paid. The only people who lose here are the companies sending me stuff and taking a loss. The other 10% are fuck you letters.
 
I would burn it all, but right now I'm saving it as a big box o' evidence. It's also a helpful reminder that this is the real and tangiable result of gamergate. Every day I step outside and have to wonder what they've left for me today. This is meant as a message to shut up, but I don't respond to messages like that very well.|Ashley Lynch, ''2 FUCKING DAYS AFTER THE PREVIOUS QUOTE'' {{archive|jL0Bi}}}}
 
 
 
 
{{quote|I’m connected to this woman through several mutual friends. The BC film industry is pretty small and closely-knit. We’ve never met personally that I’m aware of, but we know several of the same people.
 
There are some suspicions from her inner circle on whether or not she’s telling the whole truth. Many think she takes her social justice to an absurd extreme, but for the most part ignore it, but think her whole ‘media tour’ after being doxxed is suspect. As far as I know, none have attempted to call her out on it (professional courtesy) and some are afraid she’ll start targeting them.
 
Whether or not she’s telling the whole truth is still up for debate. But even among those she calls friends and colleagues, there are suspicions.|Black Trident Media {{archive|4ZQbS}}}}
 
 
 
 
 
Ashley is constantly making references to the [[Noone|huge numbers of people]] who call him "[[Unrapeable|unfuckable]]" – which is hilarious when you realize that he's actually [[lying]]!
 
 
{{quote|fun fact, search for “Ashley Lynch” + “unfuckable” and you get a surprising amount of hits.|Ashley Lynch, telling an easily debunked lie {{archive|CD4JI}}}}
 
 
{{quote|I'm sure the men get all the rape threats I receive too.|Ashley Lynch, wanting rape threats}}
 
 
{{quote|it’s hard to get upset when some loser dude somewhere calls a lesbian unfuckable. Just means he’s less likely to rape me.|Ashley, dreaming about being [[rape]]able {{archive|ySR5P}}}}
 
 
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|I did get death and rape threats and about 70 magazine subscriptions.|Ashley Lynch {{archive|bT4ee}}
 
|it gets worse... I was also sexually assaulted that night. Bad night for Ashley.|Ashley Lynch {{archive|hX5TE}}
 
|when I was sexually assaulted, I sure did.  Beat myself up for a whole year for not reacting properly.|Ashley, lying about [[raep|sexual assault]] {{archive|zj0Hv}}
 
|I rarely ever talk about this, but when I was sexually assaulted, I froze and did nothing. I knew what I should have done but I was scared.|Ashley {{archive|6mkYo}}
 
|As a rape victim, let me tell you, no abuse victim wants to be the center of attention.|Ashley Lynch, [[Emma Sulkowicz|lying]] [[Lena Dunham|about]] [[Jackie Coakley|being]] [[Jessica Leeds|a]] [[Kesha|rape]] [[Crystal Shinkle|victim]] {{archive|4j4qT}}
 
 
 
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{{quote|how can you police it when there's no structure, just a hashtag.|Ashley admits that GamerGate is ''just a hashtag'' {{archive|lTNKN}}}}
 
 
 
{{quote|I couldn't even get Tumblr to take down harassment against me.|Documenting your bullshit is not harassment, Ashley. {{archive|kbmhe}}}}
 
 
 
{{clear}}
 
 
 
Despite being a [[Attention Whore|proud]] [[Sick fuck|transwoman]], Ashley immediately responded to being [[doxed]] by [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|attempting to erase any and all blog posts and comments where he admitted to being trans]].
 
{{archive|TAkEK|/gamergate/'s trannydar goes off}}
 
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|at this point they just decide they can “tell” who’s trans or not and start hunting. It’s pathetic.|Sean MacLaggan, on [[4chan]] being right again {{archive|Zqek9}}
 
|Bio Force Ape decides I’m trans, because I guess…. reasons. |Sean MacLaggan, tranny in denial {{archive|8Lht4}}
 
|I want to laugh at all these goofs who decided I'm trans because... reasons, or that it's something anyone should be ashamed of....|Sean MacLaggan, tranny in denial {{archive|xy56M}}
 
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== The Lynching of Vivian James ==
 
[[File:Vivian-james-moe.png|thumb|"''You helped create me, Ashley, why do you haet me?''"]]
[[File:PiccoloDickMovie.jpg|thumb|The official colours of [[Shit nobody cares about|the women's suffrage movement]] were based on [[Piccolo Dick]].]]
[[File:VivianJamesDakimakura.jpg|thumb|Ashley Lynch made a DIY Vivian James dakimakura.]]
 
[[File:TrapBattle.jpg|thumb]]
 
On April 14, 2015, Ashley {{archive|YZ9PC|attached a paper-cutout of Vivian James to his never-used punching bag}} and tweeted out an image of it. Much to Ashley's dismay, noone fucking cared.
 
The very next day, Ashley {{archive|MbuCW|attempted to beat the shit out of Vivian}} and posted yet another image to show off the fact that he could never win in a fucking street fight.
 
 
{{quote|Intended to be a play on “vidya games” she’s dressed in green and purple denoting a popular 4chan sexual assault “[[Piccolo Dick]]” meme and dons either a clover in her hair for [[4chan]] or the infinite loop for [[8chan]].|Ashley, calling Piccolo Dick a "''[[wat|sexual assault meme]]''"}}
 
 
 
 
{{quote|it’s classic [[pol]] shit. Like “[[Fact|purple and green is colours of Suffragettes.]]"|Ashley, on /pol/ being right again {{archive|eDHRX}}}}
 
 
{{collapsegallery|Votes for Wimminz|VotesForWorthlessSubHumans|center|<gallery>
 
File:VotesForCunts.jpg|GAMERGATE
File:VotesForBitches.jpg|WENT BACK IN TIME
File:VotesForWhores.jpg|TO CHANGE HISTORY
File:WeWantTheVote.jpg|BY ADDING PICCOLO DICK
 
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File:VotesForSluts.jpg
File:VotesForSandwichMakers.jpg
File:Piccolodick.gif|/pol/'s greatest act of trolling was building a time machine [[for the lulz]].
File:PiccoloCensored.png|Whoops! Can't Show That in a Christian Manga!
File:VivianSarkeesian.png|Even [[Anita Sarkeesian]] supports ethical journalism.
File:DrPiccolo.png
 
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|[[File:VivianKicksAsh.jpg|300px|center]]<br/>Let's get ready to rumble!
|[[File:AshleyLynchBeatsUpVivianJames.jpg|300px|center]]<br/>Vivian: 1; Ashley: 0
|[[File:AbusedVivian.jpg|300px|center]]<br/>Vivian: 2; Ashley: 0
|[[File:ActuallyRipped.jpg|300px|center]]<br/>Vivian: 3; Ashley: 0
 
|[[File:ViviansSweetRide.jpg|300px|center]]<br/>Vivian: 4; Ashley: 0
 
|[[File:VJDisguise.jpg|300px|center]]<br/>Vivian: 4; Moira: 1; Ashley: 0
 
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[[File:BeautifulSpringDay.jpg|thumb|]]
[[File:Animemoemoney.jpg|thumb|David "Cartoon Economics" Remington]]
[[File:DavidRemington.jpg|thumb]]
[[File:VivianJamesRevenge.png|thumb|Vivian James kicks Ashley in the face.]]
[[File:Ashley8chanTrolling.png|thumb|Cartoon Economics gives Ashley the attention he craves.]]
 
Even after tweeting the second image, noone seemed to fucking care until an anonymous post of 8chan's /gamergatehq/ board attempted to bring attention to Ashley's tweet. But it [[Bullshit|definitely wasn't]] Ashley himself just trying to get moar attention!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
{{archive|pQN0w|Cartoon Economics suffers Troll's Remorse}}
 
 
{{archive|J30nf|Ashley tweets the "threats" posted on 8chan}}
 
 
{{quote|the only rape joke is the green and purple.|Ashley Lynch, being raped by colours}}
 
{{quote|Gamergate was upset with my using Vivian James on my punching bag. To apologize I made modifications. All good?|Ashley believes that he actually hurt GamerGate's [[feels]]}}
 
 
 
 
 
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|Gosh, they're really angry I put VIvian James on my punching bag.|Ashley, being fucking delusional {{archive|nFUm8}}
 
|They freak out about anything involving their waifu. Holy crap did they go ape shit when I put her on my punching bag.|Ashley, lying again {{archive|J30nf}}
 
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|I think the bag won that one.|GamergateDunGood
 
|Looks more like she crumpled it up, and then pasted it onto a punching bag.  That bag is not well-used.|Maiyannah Bishop
 
|And the paper is still in one piece after her workout. :lol:|Grimlorn
 
|Ashley Lynch is a pathological liar who couldn't kickbox herself out of a wet paper bag, yet pretends she hold some measure of authority.|GaryTheBum
 
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|if you tape a helpless vivian james to a punching bag, and then beat her senselessly, you are no different than a rapist.|{{twitter|animemoemoney|David Remington}}, being unfunny
 
|Vivian please love me!|David Remington, being a retard
 
|IM GOING TO FIND YOU ASHLEY AND RAPE YOU TO TEARS FOR TOUCHING MY VIVIAN|David Remington, being edgy
 
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|I'm sorry that I harassed you|David Remington {{archive|pQN0w}}
 
|I was caught up in the mindset "How do I make this funnier?" And its the mentality of a harasser.|David Remington, suffering [[troll's remorse]]
 
|I'm not gonna try to be your friend, but I just wanted to let you know [[No|I did wrong]].|David Remington did nothing wrong
 
|Ya. If there's anything, I couldn't delete it by the time I made it. I was thinking about trolling the GGers at that time.|David Remington, suffering [[troll's remorse]]
 
}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}
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{{facebook|david.remington.7|David Remington}}
 
[[File:ViviansGrave.jpg|thumb|[[Good night, sweet prince]]ss.]]
 
 
{{quote|The kidlet is beating the hell out of VJ on the punching bag. That's my girl.|Ashley, forcing his daughter to abuse fictional women {{archive|aAiee}}}}
 
 
[[File:VivianJamesGuro.png|center|400px|link=Guro]]
 
 
 
{{clear}}
 
== Agents of #NotYourShield ==
 
[[File:Liudoken.jpeg|thumb|Ashton Liu, preparing the [[Street Fighter|Liudoken]].]]
[[File:AshleyRacistCunt.jpg|thumb|Classy.]]
[[File:ShannonGibbs.jpg|thumb|Shannon Gibbs]]
[[File:ShannonNachoShield.jpg|thumb|#NotYourShield]]
[[File:KindnessOfGamerGate.jpg|thumb|GamerGate harasses Shannon by giving her $5000 for a stairlift.]]
 
{{quote|The shields shouting “Not your shield!” are out in force today.|Ashley, being a bigot {{archive|0aezE}}}}
 
{{quote|@ashleylynch Stop telling me what is racist and what isn't.|Ashton Liu, professional [[AZN]]}}
 
{{quote|no, but you can feel free to fuck off.|Ashley, being a racist cunt}}
 
 
 
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|#GamerGate helped my conference abt my body/looks more than #feminism ever could #bodypositive #WomenAgainstFeminism|Shannon Gibbs
 
|Now if you could please just hold the NotYourShield sign a little higher. Now smile and say “it’s all about ethics."|Ashley Lynch, being a cuntrag to everyone's favourite busty cripple {{archive|LFvYy}}
 
|@ashleylynch already did MONTHS ago. You really think #GamerGate & #NotYourShield FORCED me?|Shannon
 
|@Liberal_Lunacy no I’m certain you did it for your own reasons. But don’t be fooled, that’s the only reason you’re shown respect.|Ashley Lynch
 
|@ashleylynch what about all the kindness #GamerGate has shown me? Like the time they funded a stairlift for my house?|Shannon Gibbs, on the kindness of [[GamerGate]]
 
|@Liberal_Lunacy my point stands. You are of value and to be respected by them only so far as your continued support of GG goes.|Ashley Lynch
 
|@Liberal_Lunacy retract that support and prepare for an onslaught the worst sexist & ableist slurs you’ve ever seen.|Ashley Lynch
 
|@Liberal_Lunacy But I’m glad you got the stairlift, that’s awesome. :)|Ashley Lynch, trying to look like a decent human being
 
|@ashleylynch thanks, it wouldn't have happened if I wasn't part of a movement that is shown me nothing but love and kindness and respect|Shannon "Crippletits" Gibbs
 
|@Liberal_Lunacy from the same people who fat shame me? Who make fun of my disability? Who reach for new ways to call me "unfuckable?"|Ashley Lynch, on being [[fat]] and [[unrapeable]] {{archive|tuxf0}}
 
 
 
|you’re a-okay in their books as long as you tow the party line. Step off that path, and get eviscerated.|Ashley Lynch, warning cripples not to get [[Dissected-chan|eviscerated]]
 
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{{clear}}
 
== The Burke Identity ==
 
[[File:Ghostbustears.jpg|thumb|That means [[Period|menstrual blood]].]]
 
[[File:KevinBurke.jpg|thumb|Kevin Burke, [[Brony|film director]].]]
[[File:Better Butthurt321.jpg|thumb|Better_Butter321 a.k.a. [[Fat|I think you've had enough fucking butter]].]]
[[File:FabioButter.jpg|thumb|I Can't Believe it's Not Better_Butter321!]]
 
{{archive|kZn5J|Bustin’ Makes Boys Feel Sad — Why Ghostbusters is So Hated}}
 
 
On July 10, 2016, '''Better_Butter321''' (a.k.a. '''AnonyMouse32'''), a [[reddit]]or and long-time user of '''/r/moviescirclejerk'''—a subreddit dedicated to [[mock]]ing the numerous movie-related [[circlejerk]]s that occur on reddit— decided to troll the /r/ghostbusters subreddit by making a thread that implied that the entire community was trying to make the recent [[Fembusters|Ghostbusters "reboot"]] look bad – a very simple task since the movie was legitimately trash and was made solely to pander to [[Redundant|dumb feminists]] and [[Greed|milk a long-dead franchise]].
 
Through an amazing set of coincidences, '''Better_Butter321''' just happened to be a Canadian movie aficionado with a penchant for trolling, snark and writing [[tl;dr]] bullshit that noone cared about.
 
 
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|Ok, so obviously the reviews aren't as bad as we had hoped. So what more can we do at this point to make sure that the public knows it's terrible so that it bombs?|{{facebook|kevin.burke.737|Kevin Burke}}, trolling /r/ghostbusters
 
|We were doing a pretty good job of filtering out positive reviews in /r/movies, but they consolidated them into a mega thread and now people are starting to say maybe we were wrong.|{{facebook|kevin.burke.737|Kevin Burke}}, trolling /r/ghostbusters
 
|Is there any way to easily get the word out on social media that the positive reviews are probably all paid for?|{{facebook|kevin.burke.737|Kevin Burke}}, trolling /r/ghostbusters
 
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{{quote|Absolutely insane. How can people be so desperate for a movie to fail?|{{facebook|kevin.burke.737|Kevin Burke}}, after trolling /r/ghostbusters {{archive|cr5Sy}}}}
 
 
 
 
 
{{collapsegallery|Better Butter Burke|KevinBurke|center|<gallery>
 
File:Better Burger321.jpg|Better_Burger321
File:KevinAndKaiju.jpg|His wife's name is [[Onigojirakaiju|Kaiju]].
File:KevinHasNoGenitals.jpg|[[Barbie|I have no genitals and I must cum.]]
File:Skeleburke.jpg|[[Cuck|El Cornudo]]
 
File:BeardforeAndAfter.jpg
File:KevinInKaijuworld.jpg
File:SantaBurke.jpg
File:FakeNewsBurke.jpg
 
</gallery>|<gallery>
 
File:KevinDoxesHimself.jpg|Thanks for doxing yourself, Kevin. {{archive|tVJUG}}
File:CreepshotKevin.jpg
File:KevinBurkeFamilyChristmas.jpg
File:KevinBurkeSnow.jpg
File:KevinBurkeAskingForIt.jpg|Kevin's reaction when he realizes that deleting his reddit account wasn't enough to protect him from us.
File:KevinClose.jpg
File:ClassyKevin.jpg
File:KevinGirlfriend.jpg
File:KevinTheFreedomTroll.jpg
 
</gallery>}}
 
 
 
 
 
 
[[File:JanineR34.png|thumb|]]
 
 
[[File:GhostBlowjobWooWoo.jpg|thumb]]
[[File:Fembusters-rule34disgusting.jpg|thumb|Who you gonna call?]]
 
 
 
[[File:Fembusters-photo1.jpg|thumb|This girl is [[lulz|dying]] to see Fembusters.]]
 
[[File:FreshFembusters.jpg|thumb|You know a movie is shit when they have to stamp [[Rotten Tomatoes]] on the Blu-Ray cover.]]
 
[[File:Motoko.jpg|thumb|]]
 
 
 
 
 
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|When [[Poe's Law|you can't tell the difference between a Reddit troll and genuine behaviour]], you just need to admit [[Bullshit|there is no difference]].|Ashley, attempting to justify [[fake news]] {{archive|kWDG3}}
 
|It was in your childhood too, suck it up man babies. #Ghostbusters|Ashley {{archive|BqwUV}}
 
|Dan Aykroyd wrote Ghostbusters for 4 guys.|Ashley, admitting the truth {{archive|x9aI6}}
 
 
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Not long after the thread on reddit was created, Ashley Lynch {{archive|jdjtr|posted a screencap}} of it on his Twatter in an attempt to show that Fembusters was the target of a massive misogynist hate campaign. Unfortunately, Ashley overlooked one small detail – the screenshot that he posted was taken a mere minute after he himself posted the thread on /r/ghostbusters!
 
Yes, in his haste to create a lulzy [[Hoax|false-flag]] and blame ZOMG TEH GAMERGATORS, Ashley had committed the #1 sin of trolling – he revealed his identity and intentions by being a complete fuckwit.
 
 
<center><gallery>
File:GhostBusterTrollMaggieVersion.jpg|Maggie Serota's screencap. {{archive|uPUbw}}
File:GhostBusterTrollAshleyVersion.jpg|Ashley's version of the screencap. {{archive|jdjtr}}
</gallery></center>
 
 
 
 
{{quote|Hijacking top comment to point out: '''Better_Butter321''' has been shilling this terrible Ghostbusters reboot for over a month. They post non-stop about how "great" it is and how anyone who doesn't want to see it is a misogynist (because apparently "the graphics, jokes and script looks terrible" is misogyny).
 
Suddenly they're posting an Anti-Ghostbusters thread?
 
And '''WITHIN SECONDS''', with '''NO REPLIES''', a journalist called '''Ashley Lynch''' happens to screengrab it and post it on her Twitter as "proof" that it's somehow a conspiracy of people "hiding good reviews" that early audiences are absolutely panning it as terrible?
 
Sorry Ashley Lynch, on top of it at minimum showing you're a shit journalist and it being very likely that this Better_Butters321 account is you, it appears your fake bullshit was quickly refuted by '''actual Ghostbuster fans''' tearing this thread apart.|NixonForBreadsident}}
 
 
 
 
 
{{collapsegallery|Fake News Fuckwits|ShitTierJournalists|center|<gallery>
 
File:MaggieSerota.jpg|Margaret "Maggie" Serota, [[Botox]]-[[addict]] and [[Fake News|unethical journalist]].
File:OliviaWaring.jpg|Olivia R. Waring, half-gremlin and shit-tier "journalist".
File:DanielCuckacola.jpg|Daniel Colacicco
File:KatieRife.jpg|Katie Rife, walking [[stereotype]].
 
</gallery>|<gallery>
 
 
File:BenWilson.jpg|Ben Wilson, self-described [[manchild]]. {{archive|bXKH1}}
File:CarlyLane.jpg|Carly Lane of [[The Mary Sue]].
File:BenArnold.jpg|Ben "A Dick" Arnold
File:FaggyPerez.jpg|[[Perez Hilton]]
File:KatBrown.jpg|Kat Brown, who [[Oxymoron|writes for Glamour]] for some reason.
File:LivMcConnell.jpg|Liv McConnell, professional [[Girlvinyl]] impersonator.
 
</gallery>}}
 
 
 
 
{{quote|it's strange how ashley lynch twetted a screenshot of your post right in the same minute you posted it, isn't it? you could have at least waited a few minutes after posting that clear troll post before pretending to be outraged on twitter.|noir_wolf, mistaking one dumb white man for another}}
 
 
 
 
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|I could tell right away that it's hot garbage|Ashley, on ScarJo in the Shell {{archive|rMhzo}}
 
|Rebooting the Matrix is a stupid idea beyond the inevitability of making a shitty film. You simply can’t recapture the Matrix.|Ashley, on [[The Matrix]] reboot {{archive|LCpMM}}
 
|If you refuse to be critical of a piece of media then you are a fan in the oldest and truest sense of the word — you’re a fanatic.|Ashley, on being a [[ISIS|fanatic]] {{archive|PVyja}}
 
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{{quote|maybe the most egregious examples of people treating the movie unfairly were trolling just like you.|noizef}}
 
 
'''Similarities between Ashley Lynch and Better_Butter321:'''
 
* Both are admitted [[trolls]].
* Both love being [[Sarcasm|snarky]] [[Goatse|arseholes]].
* Both are diehard [[Basement dweller|movie aficionados]].
* Neither uses [[Ebonics|American English]].
* Both write [[tl;dr|long and boring posts]].
* Both refer to Quentin Tarantino as "[[I'd hit it|QT]]".
 
 
 
 
{{clear}}
 
== Diary of a Gimpy Feminist ==
 
[[File:Mombot.png|thumb|[[Evangelion|Mombot]]]]
 
{{clear}}
 
 
 
== The RΛZΞR's Edge ==
 
[[File:SmyD.jpg|thumb|S my D]]
 
{{quote|You call yourself Pro? S my D.|RΛZΞR {{archive|Vzp56}}}}
 
 
<div align="center">
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|Hey @Razer l! [[Shit nobody cares about|I'm an editor]], a gamer and [[Lie|a woman]]. I use your gear for work and play. WTF is this shit degrading marketing?|Ashley Lynch {{archive|PywzH}}
 
|psssst its a joke about an SD card....stop being so fucking sensitive over a joke on twitter....ok?|Haz-Matt
 
|Pssst, it's a joke saying "suck my dick." But could you, y'know... explain this really complicated joke to me a few more times?|Ash-hole
 
|sd card reader....laptop...yes the innuendo is "suck my dick" but still its a joke about a laptop fucking relax|Haz-Matt
 
|I'm perfectly calm. You're the one upset that a customer has voiced their displeasure with a company's marketing.|Ashley, trolling yet again
 
|You're a feminists and a tumblrina landwhale, no one that actually puts money into this industry cares what you think|Yazel Goldman
 
|Yeah, I spend more money on games and gaming peripherals in a year than you have in your life.|Ashley, bragging about shit that isn't true
 
 
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{{quote|I rub CoD discs on my snatch and make all the guns fire kittens into the arms of lesbians.|Ashley {{archive|wjzf}}}}
 
{{clear}}
 
== Orange Lantern: The Trumpening ==
 
[[File:PresidentGamerGate.jpg|thumb|Murica elects President GamerGate, much to Ashley's dismay.]]
[[File:KekDestroysHillary.jpg|thumb|]]
[[File:ObamaPumpkins.jpg|thumb|Out with [[Obama|the old]]...]]
[[File:PantsuNation.jpg|thumb|... and in with the [[pantsu]].]]
[[File:PresidentVivian.png|thumb|Sorry, Ashley, but we're going to '''''Make Vidya Great Again!''''']]
[[File:AshleyDestroysTrump.jpg|thumb|How Ashley actually views himself.]]
[[File:AshleyAtComputer.jpg|thumb|Reality is a cunt.]]
[[File:OrangeLantern.jpg|thumb|[[Drumpf|Orange Lantern]]]]
[[File:TrumpVillain.jpg|thumb|TRUMP SMASH!]]
 
{{quote|My American friends, Halloween is over and it's November 8th. Finally time to toss out that old, rotting pumpkin with stupid looking face.
 
Go vote.|Ashley Lynch, mocking [[Obama]]'s stupid looking face}}
 
 
 
 
{{quote|recognizing that it's early yet. It's going to look like a Trump country for a another {{sic|3-4 hours|8 years}}.|Ashley Lynch {{archive|fxSjj}}}}
 
 
 
And immediately after he realized that [[Hillary Clinton|Hitlery Cunton]] lost:
 
 
 
 
 
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|Fuck you, white people.|Ashley Lynch {{archive|MThC7}}
 
|Welcome to the United States of #Amerikkka.|Ashley {{archive|Khvno}}
 
|52% of white women voted for Trump. Listen, ladies, muh bitches. Come close. You fucked up good.|A fake woman doesn't understand why real women voted for Trump {{archive|eh6Si}}
 
|I’ve never seen suicide hotline numbers floated in such regularity following an election. Think on that.|Ashley, realizing that [[liberals]] are fragile {{archive|pwZt3}}
 
|I'm contacting American friends and begging them to stay safe. I've never had to do that because of an election before.|Ashley, being [[Pathetic|scared of Trump]] {{archive|JVfmQ}}
 
|Anyone who says Trump is better for LGBT people can suck my gay clit… except they can’t, I won’t let them. They don’t deserve that honour.|Ashley, calling his [[penis]] a "[[clit]]" {{archive|onDSE}}
 
|I will say this... for artists that are Trump supporters, I am unable to support your work on [[Butthurt|moral grounds]].|LOLOLOL {{archive|x5IeF}}
 
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{{quote|My dumb privileged ass was really not aware that so many people were this horrible and the only thing that prevented them from going full KKK was not having a leader that legitimizes it.  Now every cracker ass thinks that violent racism and misogyny is publicly acceptable.|Ashley Lynch, having a [[sperg]]out {{archive|sMW7D}}}}
 
 
 
 
 
 
{{quote|My American brothers and sisters, I know you don't need to be told this, but I'm gonna say it anyway. There's a contingent of white America that has been legitimized by the [[God|monster]] that just got elected, and for them that means a [[Bullshit|war on women]], a war on [[Niggers|people of colour]], a war on [[Faggots|LGBT]], a war on [[Reptilians|Jews]] and a war on [[Terrorists|Muslims]].
 
Please watch your backs and stay safe out there.
 
Much love.|Ashley Lynch, fear-mongering [[Hillary Clinton|with her]]}}
 
 
 
 
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|Right now 100,000 are protesting in NYC and People, whose own reporter [[Lie|was sexually assaulted by Trump]], is celebrating his life.|Ashley Lynch, believing [[Jessica Leeds|false rape accusations]]
 
|NYT has become a rape victim that says if they stop fighting, it won’t hurt as much.|Ashley Lynch, comparing ethics in journalism to [[rape]] {{archive|eM86D}}
 
|The division, racism, hate and fear that has won in America today was EXACTLY the goal of the terrorists on 9/11.
 
Congrats.|Ashley Lynch, believing that [[Jews did WTC|Jews did TRUMP]] {{archive|PA1zg}}
 
|They never stopped targeting Jews and ethnic minorities. Camps will start as soon as Trump builds them.|Ashley Lynch, believing in [[LULZ|Trumpian death camps]] {{archive|ek7vF}}
 
|He is building camps to put all the people that his triple ICE agent hires detain.|Ashley Lynch, spewing [[Fake News|bullshit]] as usual {{archive|zLm3g}}
 
|Mark my words, in the first 30 days in office, Trump is going to have a journalist incarcerated for not revealing a source.|WRONG {{archive|T0uci}}
 
|It will be a shot across the bow to send a message. Don’t talk back or you’ll get more of the same.|Ashley Lynch
 
|The right to protest will be made illegal. People will get visits from police for Tweets and Facebook posts and journalists will be scared.|Ashley Lynch
 
|And then he’ll start rounding up Muslims and throwing them into concentration camps. It will get very little press and won’t be protested.|Ashley Lynch
 
|The last time I saw Canadians mobilize in the streets for something that happened in the states, it was 9/11. Trump is 9/11-2: The Sequel.|Ashley compares Trump to [[9/11]] {{archive|h4jje}}
 
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|Now listen, I don't believe I voted that way. I believe I voted for a fresh start for America. Such a downer.|Ethan Van Sciver, on voting to MAGA {{archive|Xf4iW}}
 
|I'm voting for a boycott of Green Lantern... or as you might call it, a fresh start.|Ashley, threatening a stupid [[Slacktivist|boycott]] {{archive|4Hbbq}}
 
|That's too bad. It's a great book! And you won't hurt me for voting my conscience.|Ethan Van Sciver, [[slavery|owning]] Ashley {{archive|oCsI8}}
 
|I wouldn't expect to hurt you for voting your conscience. You aren't someone who's going to be terrorized by the aftermath. You'll be fine.|{{archive|sLliO}}
 
|I think you'll find you're overreacting. Believe in your country.|Ethan Van Sciver {{archive|GK9jO}}
 
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Ashley then responded by linking to a [[fake news]] tweet detailing all of the horrific hate crimes [[Shit that will never happen|that didn't happen]] in the wake of Trump's [[Epic win|election victory]].
 
 
 
 
 
 
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|I do not agree to disagree. I am [[Dumb|LGBT]]. I am plugged into the [[Fat|LGBT]] community. The [[Tranny|LGBT]] community is really fucking scared.|Ashley {{archive|QUNPu}}
 
|No, I'm ACTUALLY boycotting a comic series because the artist helped elect a white supremacist who threatens lives.|Ashley, having no fucking idea what a [[white supremacist]] is {{archive|yn5La}}
 
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{{clear}}
 
== How the Lynch Stole Overwatchmas ==
 
[[File:GirlsOnlyTracer.jpg|thumb|]]
[[File:AshleyMoarFalseFlaggotry.png|thumb|Blast! Foiled again!]]
[[File:TracerAndEmily.jpg|thumb|Wait until he realizes that Tracer's girlfriend is basically just an older Vivian James.]]
 
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|All of the Tracer lesbian fanart suggests that not only are gamers ok with Tracer being homosexual but they were okay with it before Blizzard even made it canon.|GirlbeardJ
 
 
|The amount of widow x tracer art made a strong case for the community support of gay tracer|RabidFink
 
 
|Yeah, we were so mad that Tracer is a lesbian. Let me just check the monumental amounts of lesbian porn of her out for {{sic|rmonths|months}} to confirm how mad we are.|Third_Circle
 
 
 
|Yeah, there's been like, a ton of fanart with Tracer fawning over Widowmaker's ass made long before we got confirmation of her sexuality.|NoxiousSludge
 
 
 
|Aw jeez, now it's extra impossible to bang Tracer! I tried to draw her giving a blowjob but the dick just kept coming out as a vulva! Now Blizzard will never release official straight Tracer porn!
 
What planet are these people from? Because it seems like their delusion is more powerful than nuclear fusion.|Bioraid
 
 
 
|It's mind bogglingly stupid. It's like they think now that Tracer is a confirmed lesbian, male gamers are going to magically stop wanting to fuck her. That's not how any of this works. Lord knows confirmed straight characters are not safe from the hordes of tumblr yaoi artists.|probably_a_squid
 
 
 
|TBH I am disappointed that Tracer is a lesbian. Because that means I'm out of the game and I have a mad crush on Tracer. feelsbadman.jpg|SockOnShifter
 
 
 
|Jesus Christ, why are these people so hellbent on making it look like we're pissed that Tracer's got a girlfriend? I mean seriously, I've seen far more SJW's/smug folks bitching about people bitching about her sexuality than actual angry people bitching about her sexuality!|NoxiousSludge
 
|Seriously though, I've got no problem with it: if anything, I'm kinda envious of Tracer's awesome catch. How lucky can a girl be when she hooks up with a 10/10 smoking hot redhead like that?|NoxiousSludge
 
 
 
|I'm not sure why more gay people aren't complaining to these people that being paraded around is offensive. They're treating Tracer being gay as a sideshow.|Elvick
 
 
|No one's pissed that Tracer is gay, people are pissed that her gay lover isn't Futa Widomaker :D|CheeseQueenKariko
 
 
|Honestly took me a moment to remember who she was. The one who thinks she's a super hot red head and beats up punching bags with cartoons on them.|Leoofmoon, remembering that Ashley is a nobody
 
 
 
 
 
 
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{{quote|It would appear she's currently hovering over the sub, hitting f5 and looking for mentions of her name, according to her twitter feed. She posted a removed post tagged "Humor" and this thread as well.
 
Ashley, if you're reading this - which, if you're ctrl+f-ing this thread, you probably will - we don't give a shit about her being gay, despite what you want to believe. Also, was it really only 15 hours into the new year that you're using CurrentYear in your tweets, and mocking the idea of readers wanting journalistic integrity in this new age of fake news? You really are a clueless twit.
 
Anyway, happy new year!|zeissbickham}}
 
 
 
 
 
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|I’ll admit, I purposely antagonized gators about the Tracer lesbian thing. Sometimes a Twitter fight is more fun than family over holidays.|Ashley Lynch admits that trolling "gators" is more important than his family {{archive|8I55f}}
 
|It would have been more fun if it hadn’t taken them a week and a half to finally try to dog pile me about it. It’s just boring now.|Ashley Lynch, admitting that his shitty [[bait]] didn't even work
 
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{{clear}}
 
== Alt-Right Club ==
 
[[File:SpencerPunch.jpg|thumb|This is acceptable.]]
[[File:AshleyLynchFacepunch.jpg|thumb|You can't punch me in the face! I'm a [[Tranny|woman]] and my political opinions are [[No|better]] than yours!]]
[[File:UweBollAsAdolfHitler.jpg|thumb|[[Uwe Boll|This Nazi punches back.]]]]
 
[[File:JamieSchneider.jpg|thumb|{{facebook|jamie.schneider.77|Jamie Schneider}}, professional gay [[Zelda|Link]] cosplayer.]]
[[File:JamieSchneiderFat.jpg|thumb|Jamie now.]]
[[File:MartinOblivion.png|thumb|Jamie Schneider, [[Oblivion|Emperor of Tamriel]]]]
[[File:MeatLoaf.jpg|thumb|Jamie in 10 years.]]
[[File:KyleHyde.jpg|thumb|"Kyle Hyde"]]
[[File:KarismaSinghMurica.jpg|thumb|{{facebook|karisma.singh|Karisma Singh}}, Jamie's [[GOTIS]]-infected girlfriend.]]
 
On January 21, [[2017]], Ashley decided to tweet his thoughts on [[wannabe]] [[white supremacist]] and known [[yellow fever]] sufferer [[Richard Spencer|Richard B. Spencer]] being punched in the face by an angry [[DisruptJ20]] [[antifa]]ggot during President Donald Trump's inauguration. Being the [[Oxymoron|tolerant progressive liberal]] that he is, Ashley of course decided that, rather than discouraging unprovoked violence against people that you [[disagree]] with, he would instead fully support the cowardly cunt who socked Dickie Spencer in the face.
 
Ashley then made the following disturbing and borderline threatening tweet:
 
 
{{quote|I’ll say it — Richard Spencer should be afraid to leave his house. He should not feel empowered, emboldened or protected. Ever.|Ashley Lynch {{archive|KjA3k}}}}
 
 
Not wanting to leave a perfectly good [[lolcow]] unmilked, a young man named {{twitter|Korig|Jamie Schneider}} decided to change the names and [[personal pronouns]] in Ashley's own tweet to help make the point that Ashley Lynch is a fucking hypocrite.
 
 
{{quote|I'll say it - Ashley Lynch should be afraid to leave her house. She should not feel empowered, emboldened or protected. Ever.|Jamie Schneider, changing two words in Ashley Lynch's previous tweet {{archive|lP2kI}}}}
 
 
Unfortunately for Jamie, Ashley is a fucking [[Batshit insane|mental case]] and immediately decided that '''''his own fucking words''''' being used against him constituted "[[death threats]]" and warranted calling [[Internet police|the police]]. Yes, Ashley actually called the goddamn police because someone on the [[internets]] pointed out the blatant hypocrisy of his own threats against Richard Spencer.
 
 
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|Hey dumbasses, if you’re going to threaten my life because you’re an Iron-Nazi, maybe don’t use your real name. Expect a police visit.|Ashley Lynch, on calling the police to report his own violent words {{archive|jL5qU}}
 
|TFW Nazi sympathizers threaten you.|Ashley Lynch, admitting that his own words were threatening {{archive|zsfDo}}
 
|RCMP coming over to get a statement and pursue the incident.|Ashley Lynch, wasting the police's time {{archive|G1mKw}}
 
|Some Vancouver kid who's a Nazi sympathizer just threatened me on Twitter, but was dumb enough to not be anonymous. Time to call the police.|Ashley Lynch, telling lies on Facebook {{archive|T0jeV}}
 
|When someone in the same city makes a public tweet tagging me in and says I should be made afraid to leave my home, that's a threat.|Ashley "It's only a threat if they're in the same city" Lynch
 
|So I'm just supposed to assume his mental state, especially considering that I've been doxed and swatted in the past. Nope. No fucks given.|Ashley, on his unstable mental state
 
|Oh, so wait... my tweet about Spencer was exactly the same b/c nuance doesn't exist, but I'm supposed to apply nuance to his tweet.|Yes, it's exactly the same you fat [[commie]] whore
 
|So trolls are trying to say I’m engaging in hypocrisy using their typical Drax-like nuance deficiency.|Ashley Lynch
 
|If you think saying a public figure Nazi shouldn’t feel safe is same as telling a woman who lives in the same city shouldn't feel safe...|Ashley Lynch
 
|Well, then you’re just a fucking moron who’s going to get the police visit they deserve. Happy permanent record, dipshit.|Ashley Lynch
 
|I kind of loved the officer who came to take my statement. He had a heavy French accent and left saying, "Let's see if we can find this bad boy."|Today on ''Shit That Never Happened''
 
|So, how shocked am I to learn that the local pro-Nazi Vancouver goof who I had to call police on because he threatened me is also a Gamergater. Not very.
 
He also shot Facebook video of the Women's March downtown and called it "low energy."|Ashley Lynch, yet again trying to blame everything on GamerGate
 
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Not long after Ashley's epic [[sperg]]fit, a sleeper account named {{twitter|kyle_hyde5}} (a.k.a. '''David S Pumpkins''') on Twitter began [[doxing]] Jamie Schneider and then proceeded to contact his employers with false-accusations that he had "Threatened a [[tranny|woman]] on Twitter".
 
 
 
{{quote|>Look through @kyle_hyde5's account
>Literally 5 tweets. Each one slandering me to my work which is private information|Jamie Schneider}}
 
 
 
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|.@PiranhaGames .@MechWarriorF2P You employ someone who sends threats to women local to him.|kyle_hyde5, thinking Ashley is a woman {{archive|SfsNP}}
 
|.@Microsoft Did you know you're helping employ someone who sends threats on Twitter?|kyle_hyde5 {{archive|VW8vw}}
 
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|Thank you to those who reported the account who is doxing and harassing my boyfriend, contacting his work & the VPD twitter with slander.|Karisma Singh
 
|Seems like someone has it out for @korig because they disagree with his views. Unfortunate we live in a time where we can't speak our minds|Karisma Singh
 
|This individual has gone out of their way to dedicate this account to pursue harming Jamie. Not okay. We will be talking to police.|Karisma Singh
 
|I don't like to give attention to these kinds of people, however I would like to shine a light on the fact that we live in a time where people think it's acceptable to threaten someone's job based on their opinions. Absolutely disgusting.|Karisma Singh
 
|I will, of course, be by @korig's side through all of this until it's sorted. I encourage you to send him positive messages in the meantime.|Karisma Singh
 
|>tfw when @ashleylynch tweets a threat at Richard Spencer, someone else replaces the name with her own name and NOW it's a threat|Karisma Singh
 
|>Be [[Fat|@ashleylynch]]<br>
>Threaten a mans life cuz you disagree<br>
>I take same threat & replace with Ashley<br>
>Call it a threat & play victim|Jamie Schneider
 
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|LMAO fatty @KarismaSingh doesn't understand the words she uses > not a dox if already public > not slander if it's true Report failed haha!|kyle_hyde5, on [[doxing]] and [[slander]] {{archive|5qrSy}}
 
|Human [[MAN THE HARPOONS|beluga]] @KarismaSingh disagrees with my views and speaking my mind about @korig. That's absolutely disgusting. I should cry to police!|kyle_hyde5, on whaling {{archive|1ywT8}}
 
|Happy that @korig 's large girlfriend @karismasingh is still public. The phrase "Lipstick on a pig" comes to mind for their valentines date.|kyle_hyde5, on Valentine's Day {{archive|I9rif}}
 
|plz follow for dox and owns.|kyle_hyde5, admitting to doxing {{archive|B2EHJ}}
 
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|So update on the guy who [[No|made the threat to me]] that I reported to the police.
 
Someone ([[Bullshit|I don't know who]]) took it upon themselves to contact his place of work and forward some of the more anti-semetic tweets this guy has made as well as the threat he leveled against me. His company posted a public statement about it on their Twitter account, so obviously it's become an issue.
 
As a result, the guy who sent the threat has gone dark on social media.|[[Cunt|Ashley Lynch]], bragging about ruining a man's life {{archive|MJxDi}}
 
|Even though I had been informed of where he works, I made the decision not to contact his employer but rather just let the police handle it. [[Lie|I see nothing to be gained from losing someone their job.]] But apparently this guy is a known quantity in the low-level local games industry (he's a QA tester) and he's already burned a lot of bridges with his bullshit.
 
Chickens come home to roost.|Ashley
 
|I get threats [[Lulz|like this]] on a regular basis. It shouldn't have to be, but it's the price of being an outspoken [[Man|woman]] online who doesn't suffer fools.
 
Most threats I just report, block and move on. [[Lie|I rarely take them seriously]]. But considering that this goof is in public transit distance from me, I thought it important to involve the police.|Ashley, on his shitty definition of "threats"
 
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|PGI does not monitor employees' personal SM activity. Unfortunately, we have no further info regarding this and would advise the same.|The "public statement" from Piranha Games Inc. {{archive|2h3q7}}
 
|Should you have specific concerns regarding PGI or our policies, feel free to contact us directly via phone or email.|The "public statement" from Piranha Games Inc. {{archive|YMXVG}}
 
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and call on others to punch moar "[[Everyone|nazis]]" in the face.
 
 
 
{{quote|The ultimate test of moral fortitude. Is doxing Donald Trump of all people still wrong? Yes. Yes it is. No one deserves this.|Ashley, on punching being nicer than doxing {{archive|rX2WW}}}}
 
 
 
 
{{clear}}
 
== Not So Breitbart ==
 
[[File:NotBlockedByCarlgon.jpg|thumb|Ashley was just pretending to be blocked by Sargon!]]
[[File:Red-panels-what-goes-around.jpg|thumb|The [[Holocaust|result]] of Ashley advocating violence against "Nazis".]]
 
 
 
{{quote|Make the world a better place. Punch a Breitbart writer today.|Ashley "So much for the tolerant left." Lynch {{archive|HewM4}}}}
 
 
 
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|You first, Ashley. Find one and start swinging.|Sargon of Akkad
 
|Sounds like Carlgon of Arcadia is talking about me even though he's blocked me.|Ashley, lying {{archive|IDRBw}}
 
|Hey, if someone wants to screengrab what Carlgon of Arcade is saying about me, he's blocked me so I can't see.|Ashley, lying {{archive|RB1K1}}
 
|Reminder that all the trolls in my feed were sent by Sargon — a man who long ago blocked me because his debate skills are non existent.|Ashley Lynch, lying yet again {{archive|ZPDke}}
 
|Y'know, for someone who's so afraid of me that he has be blocked, @Sargon_of_Akkad sure tweets at me a lot.|Ashley, lying even moar {{archive|dLena}}
 
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Sargon does not have Ashley blocked and {{archive|y1TZV|has only tagged him twice in the past fucking year}}.
 
 
 
 
{{quote|I don't have her blocked. [[LOL|I don't even know who she is]].|Sargon of Akkad, wondering [[Nobody|who the fuck Ashley is]] {{archive|sOZiY}}}}
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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|Punching Spencer was not an act of violence meant to hurt him, it was a public display of how vulnerable he is, and by extension, his hate.|Ashley Lynch, being a fucking retard
 
|Richard Spencer took one sock to the jaw that he probably got over pretty quickly, and became a still running internet joke.|Ashley Lynch
 
|That single punch, debate if it’s immoral or not, has done more damage to Richard Spencer’s platform than anything.|Ashley Lynch
 
|Save the world. Punch a nazi.|Ashley Lynch, encouraging violence against [[Sarah Andersen]]
 
|Every time you punch a Nazi, a {{sic|weeboo|weeaboo}} loses their waifu.|{{archive|sKi9M}}
 
|It’s wrong to punch a Nazi in the head. You’re supposed to hold him down a carve a swastika in his forehead so everyone knows what he is.|Ashley Lynch, being a [[sociopath]] {{archive|4mp2p}}
 
|It was wrong of me to suggest holding down Nazis to carve swastikas in their foreheads with knives. Use a scalpel. Take pride in your art.|Ashley Lynch, being a methodical [[sociopath]] {{archive|rRHxb}}
 
|Dear @JustinTrudeau. Our brothers and sisters to the south are in distress as their government self-destructs. Can we invade as liberators?|Ashley Lynch, wanting to invade the [[USA]] {{archive|YcVId}}
 
|Save the world. Shoot a white man.|Ashley Lynch, encouraging [[genocide]]
 
|Black power is about fighting for civil rights. White power is about oppressing everyone who is not you.|Ashley Lynch, hating [[white people]] and being a [[hypocrite]] {{archive|nBpxg}}
 
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|You can’t create a disconnect between Milo targeting trans women and trans women being murdered.|Ashley, reaching so far up his arse {{archive|dOQUG}}
 
|So, I've covered alt-right Breitbart writer Milo {{sic|Yiannapoulos|Yiannopoulos}} and his campaign of hate for awhile, and now it's escalated to the point where a protester at one of his University speaking events got shot.
 
I wish I could say I didn't see this coming, but it was inevitable.|Ashley Lynch, bragging about how he helped get a [[Milo]] fan shot
 
|he may end up regretting what GG does to his career.|Ashley Lynch, on [[Milo]]'s successful career as a race-mixing fag
 
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|Milo said trans people are disproportionately sex offenders on Maher b/c Bannon wants to put trans people on National Sex Offender Registry.|Ashley Lynch, [[Irony|making ridiculous claims without evidence]] {{archive|yxUgz}}
 
|Steve Bannon is a wife beating, anti-semitic, misogynistic white nationalist.|Ashley Lynch, parroting baseless accusations against [[Steve Bannon]]
 
|Expect an alt right media push to label trans people as sex offenders followed by an executive order forcing it.|Ashley
 
|Once this happens, if you're trans, you'll lose your kids and be unable to live near a school or park.|Ashley
 
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== Ash Effect AnDRAMAda ==
 
[[File:CoCGuy.png|thumb|Clash of Clans]]
[[File:CoL2Guy.png|thumb|Clash of Lords 2]]
 
 
 
[[File:AshleyDrinksCum.jpg|thumb|[[Male Tears|That means semen.]]]]
[[File:PsychoMantits.jpg|thumb|[[Metal Gear Solid|Psycho Mantits]]]]
 
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|I'm moving onto a brand new career adventure starting Monday as I begin my new job as permanent editor of trailers for a game company.|Ashley Lynch, ruiner of game trailers {{archive|kEUKJ}}
 
|I’m moving onto a new adventure in my career and in a week I start creating [[Garbage|game trailers]]. Exciting.|Ashley Lynch, destroyer of gaming {{archive|ma6Ne}}
 
|This trend of movie trailers picking an older song and syncing the entire trailer up to it… it was taken from game trailers.|Ashley, spewing bullshit {{archive|mcwIt}}
 
|This trend of movie trailers contrasting a conflict ridden story against a somber song — taken from game trailers.|Ashley, spewing bullshit
 
|Movie trailers are usually made by trailer houses, which are often filmmakers first and advertisers 2nd.|Ashley, on [[White trash|trailer houses]]
 
|Game trailers often are brought together by advertising firms and create campaigns that often eclipse the actual game.|Ashley, on having the power to [[Censor|destroy]] games
 
|Anyone remember the huge rift between expectations of the Dead Island trailer and Dead Island game?|Ashley, on [[GamerGate|ethics in advertising]]
 
|Anything you can share? I’m moving in as resident trailer editor for a game co in a week. Always looking for music possibilities|How the fuck did you even get this job? {{archive|FO5bP}}
 
|email me at [mailto:[email protected] [email protected]]|If you insist.
 
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{{quote|Focusing on global gaming market, IGG will prioritize the exploration of Asian markets, said Xu Yuan, COO of the company. He added that the company planned to invest heavily in research and developing in the future, '''aiming to develop 20 to 30 games per year'''. IGG is also seeking for acquisition targets, he added.|IGG, aspiring shovelware developer}}
 
 
 
 
{{quote|Step 1: Are you male?<br>
Step 2: Do you game?<br>
Step 3: If yes to both, delete your account.|[[DO IT FAGGOT|Do it, Sean. Fucking do it.]] {{archive|Sgp0z}}}}
 
 
{{quote|I like my coffee like I like my men. I don't like coffee.|Ashley, on his self hatred {{archive|wcUPd}}}}
 
{{clear}}
 
== Quotes ==
 
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|Made out with a girl on the dance floor and she called me beaytiful. She was really drunk.|Ashley, on committing sexual assault {{archive|MoARS}}
 
|Before I die alone, I will have vengeance.|Ashley Lynch, on [[dying alone]] {{archive|b9Z3m}}
 
|It's my birthday. I'm over 40 and more than a little desperate.
 
Basically some lucky homeless guy is getting his brains fucked out tonight.|Ashley Lynch, on an unlucky and homeless rape victim {{archive|FYhmm}}
 
|Yesterday my doc asked me if I'm sexually active. I told her I was painfully sexually inactive. She laughed. I didn't.|Ashley Lynch, proving that [[No|women really can be funny]] {{archive|kZ1W5}}
 
|No website wouldn’t be improved by removing the comments section. It doesn’t promote participation — it lowers the quality of content.|Ashley Lynch, revealing his plot to kill reddit and 4chan {{archive|mmJMK}}
 
|If I murderd Kim Kardashian< I wouldn't be famous near as long as her and would have contributed more to society.|Ashley, on murdering [[Kim Kardashian]] {{archive|nJZvw}}
 
|Well, you see, when a man and woman love each other very much and want to make a family, it's not just honkies that do it.|Ashley Lynch, on nigger production
 
|I'm looking for physical fitness training from someone in Vancouver who specializes in people with physical disabilities, but I can't find anything.|Ashley Lynch, failing to diet
 
|I did. It was a mail-in vote I wrote on a napkin and stuffed in a Denny's suggestion box. Since I'm Canadian, I'm not sure it counted.|Ashley Lynch, on being one of the 3,000,000 illegal [[Hillary Clinton]] voters
 
 
 
|No one reported on 8chan getting delisted from Google. That’s disappointing… or maybe for the best.|Ashley Lynch, on [[8chan|his favourite site]] not getting moar media attention
 
|I’ve always said that bullies and cockroaches hate daylight. It’s important to expose them.|Ashley Lynch, endorsing this article
 
|What do [[Shaun King|@ShaunKing]] and [[Sarah Butts|@srhbutts]] articles have in common? The both actually stand up to fact checking, unlike Breitbart’s hitpieces.|Ashley Lynch, on whitey and paedo {{archive|IEQFI}}
 
|Yeah, I’m gonna laugh that mombot has been exposed as another white boy, but not at intimidating someone off Twitter with personal info.|[[Hypocrite|Ashley Lynch]], being amused by [[Izzy Galvez|ZachAttack]] {{archive|Lk5RW}}
 
|Just like 4chan’s “tits or GTFO” is an enforcement mechanism based on the absurd idea that there are no real women on the internet...|Sean "Ashley Lynch" MacLaggan {{archive|yu2MW}}
 
|If you keep blaming others for your failures, you'll never actually correct your mistakes.|Ashley Lynch, not understanding the [[irony]] in this statement {{archive|84BHT}}
 
|I'm getting email threats from people calling me fascist now.|Ashley, on being a [[fascist]]
 
|It's really bad when your first reaction to a film deal is "well, I can't kill myself NOW."|Ashley, on wanting to kill himself {{archive|REShu}}
 
|Why the fuck would anyone want an Encyclopedia Dramatica entry on themselves? It's just a harassment guide.|Ashley Lynch {{archive|2cVyu}}
 
|I’d have more sympathy for you stopped anally raping birthday clowns with lit sticks of dynamite.|Ashley, finding rape jokes funny {{archive|u1xly}}
 
|So I’m not making a big deal about it, but I essentially got doxed today… again.|HI, SEAN! {{archive|dZbct}}
 
|I'm not disgusted by Donny Tinyhand's piss fetish, but his hateful need to have a bed that the Obamas once slept in peed on is just sad.|Ashley, believing that [[GoldenShowerGate]] was real {{archive|DPHSJ}}
 
|THE ALT RIGHT’S ANONYMITY IS FAILING, AND THEY ARE UNABLE TO WITHSTAND EXPOSURE|Ashley supports the [[doxing]] of [[alt-right]]ers {{archive|i33sn}}
 
|Sometimes I swear, I feel like I need to initiate a DDOS attack on Twitter just to get some work done.|45hl3y {{archive|ugxNx}}
 
|I am a failure as a human being.|Ashley, accepting the [[truth]]
 
|How do I prepare her, or myself, for the fact that she has a 1 in 5 chance of being raped?|Ashley, being a [[raped statistics|horrible parent]] {{archive|KMA1y}}
 
|I was going to tell people that I was his daughter and hope that people would be too scared to ask him. But then Jennifer Lynch surfaces and makes Surveillance. So it looks like I'll have to coast by on actual talent now.|Ashley, on [[David Lynch]]
 
|White men ruin everything.|Ashley, blaming his own kind {{archive|TMrUg}}
 
|Parents of young men. Talk to them about rape. It shouldn't be our daughter's responsibility to make sure your sons don't rape them.|Did Sean's parents tell him not to raep? {{archive|Ib6Uf}}
 
|my brown wife agrees that you're a fucking idiot.|Ashley, on her huge fucking turd {{archive|XE1yA}}
 
 
 
|There is a dedicated tone to which everyone must adhere to and they are not allowed to deviate from that or they get kicked out. So after a while you drink the KoolAid and become exactly the nazi they want you to be|
 
|They go after people of colour, they go after women, they go after transgender women, they go after gay and lesbian men and women. Feminists they hate and transgender women they LOOOOAAATHE.|
 
|They put together ops on 4chan (Editors note: remember the speech was given 3 days ago. 4chan, pffffff) because everything is base militaristic jargon. There was an ops they performed a while ago, where they pinpointed transgender women on twitter who they deemed to be most at risk and dogpiled them and harassed them into comitting suicide.|
 
|They are actively trying to kill people. When they say SJW that's who they're talking about. People that we (sic) don't want on the planet and want to ged rid off. So that we can have our happy cis white male het world back. Where we can shoot people in the face.|
 
 
 
|But why do minorities need to wait for a character representing them to get a job?|Ashley, not understanding how casting works {{archive|HoGU6}}
 
|Megan Fox is very believable in Jonah Hex in her role as a sweaty prostitute. I think she found her niche.|Ashley, calling Megan Fox a whore {{archive|Cd24M}}
 
|It seems to me the MTV Movie Awards used to have a lot more comedy and a lot less sucking of [[Twilight]]'s cock.|{{archive|pgywC}}
 
 
 
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|@ashleylynch the only thing you should giggling at is your failed career as an "award winning screenwriter" 🤔|thelegend27 {{archive|Sn1wN}}
 
 
|Ashley Lynch's life goal is to be Canada's version of Randi Harper.
With lies, harassment, bigotry & racism she's on her way.|KnightWing19, on Canadianese [[Randi Harper]]
 
|Can we have a moment of silence for Ashley Lynch's chin?
 
It's been missing long enough to declare legally dead. :(|DamerGad
 
|Guys, is it me, or does Ashley Lynch look like a younger Bobcat Goldthwait?|King of Gains
 
|Ashley Lynch is the reason #gamergate wants to kill women|BAD PEEG FIVE
 
|Yikes! Note to self: never image search Ashley Lynch ever again. For mental health purposes.|Augustus S Invictus
 
|Ashley Lynch is a lowtier shitfiend.
 
Imagine 9volt, yeah?
 
Now imagine that he suffers from minor GOTIS.
 
That's Ashley.|Piss & Vinegar
 
|Yuk, you've managed to make Zoe Quinn look appealing|[[Ethan Ralph]] {{archive|7NiPV}}
 
|What happened to her chin? Was there a car accident?|Blixkreeg, thinking Ashley had a chin before the accident
 
 
 
|Ashley Lynch threatens a man and gets cheered.
Someone uses same comment aimed at her to point out hypocrisy.
She claims to call police|Hellstorm901
 
|Ashley Lynch was unironically racist towards NYS people, just to prove to herself that it doesn't exist|sicherpolizei
 
 
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{{quote|Okay, who the hell is Ashley Lynch?|Ashley Lynch, on Ashley Lynch}}
 
== Videos ==
 
<center>{{fv|AshleyIsACunt|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>Jd9natalwP0</youtube><br><center>'''Ashley's "disability" revealed.'''</center>|
<youtube>hJmhLmypQSc</youtube><br><center>'''Response to him calling [[AVGN]] sexist.'''</center>|
<youtube>fIBI16-PPKc</youtube><br><center>'''#GamerKKK'''</center>|
}}</center>
 
== Gallery ==
 
{{collapsegallery|Galleria de Fat Ash|AshleyNiggerlyncher|center|<gallery>
 
File:FantasyAshley.jpg|[[Trannies|Women]] are held to such [[Chris-Chan|unrealistically high beauty standards]].
File:RaepingYourDreams.jpg|If he rapes you in your dreams, he rapes you for real.
File:AshleyLynchSwimmingInPussy.jpg|Ashley prepares to go [[Cunnilingus|muff diving]].
File:AshleyLynchMlady.jpg|[[M'lady]]boy.
File:TheLynchBus.jpg|GamerGaters go to the back of the bus or they get [[Lynching|Lynched&trade;]].
File:AshleyIsHardToMiss.jpg|I dye my hair with [[period]] blood and hang out with [[AZN]]s so I can be [[Attention whore|the center of attention]].
 
File:AshleyLynchFantasy.jpg|How Ashley views himself.
File:AshleyLynchReality.jpg|Reality is sad.
 
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File:AshleyInFantasyLand.png
File:AshleyInFantasyLandTheSequel.png
File:MoarLiekFatGirl.jpg|Moar liek fatgirl [[amirite]]? lololol!!111
 
File:KarenGillan.jpg|Ashley Lynch, as she'd appear in ''GamerGate: The Movie''. {{archive|ISPJn}}
File:AshleyDoesAPaulWalker.png|Don't drive while under the influence of [[Social Justice]], kids!
 
File:TrannyDar.png
File:4chanDetectsTrannyLynch.png
 
File:AshleyBlackFriend.jpg|Ashley's [[Colbert|one black friend]] proves that he isn't a [[KKK]] member.
 
File:Bravefart.jpg|Bravefart
File:AshleyGayface.jpg|So progressive!
 
File:AssleyLynch.jpg
File:AshleyBeans.jpg
 
File:JacketCat.jpg|We're pretty sure that this counts as animal abuse.
 
File:CreepyAsh.jpg
 
File:ActionHeroAsh.jpg|[[Internet Tough Guy]]
 
File:AshleyBeingACunt.jpg
 
File:AshleyShortHair.jpg|Rockin' the [[Milo Stewart]] look.
File:AshleyTheWhale.jpg
File:FailAtFGAS.jpg|He even fails at [[FGAS|Fat Tranny Angle Shots]].
 
File:EatEverything.jpg|He actually likes this pic.
 
File:Ashplosion.png
File:FatTitsAsh.png|There are breast implants under all of that fat.
 
File:MouthOfMadness.jpg|The mouth of madness.
File:SchrodingersChin.jpg|The chin of madness.
 
File:AshleysTattooBefore.jpg
File:AshleyDestroyerOfToiletPaper.jpg
 
File:AshleyLynchAsshole.jpg|[[Narcissism]].
File:TheMaskedFaggot.jpg
File:AshleyDinner.jpg
 
File:AshleyHorrifying.jpg|Ladies, [[No|would you like to be eaten out by this]]?
File:AshleyInJail.jpg|Ashley is sent to [[Auschwitz]] for threatening [[Richard Spencer]].
 
File:FatSean.jpg
File:ChloeDidntComeHomeLastNight.jpg
 
File:ParadoxChin.png|How can one have no chin and yet have multiple chins at the same time?
 
File:FunkoAshley.jpg|Funko Ashley
File:RealFunkoAshley.jpg|A more accurate Funko Ashley.
 
File:SadGangstaAshley.jpg
 
File:AshleyAboutMyFeministAgenda.jpg|No.
 
File:AshleyBadHairDay.jpg
 
File:SeanAlienComic.jpg|Sean's mad comic [[skillz]].
File:LastDanceFuckhead.jpg|{{archive|AhrrA}}
File:Backlash.jpg|{{archive|e7t9m}}
 
File:FeministFilmEditor.jpg
 
File:MountGay.jpg
File:PiggyAshley.jpg|You didn't gain 100 pounds because of a disability, retard.
 
File:YouPissedOffActualGamers.jpg
 
File:TooMuchSkin.jpg
File:AshleyHair.png
 
File:DuckfaceAshley.jpg|When [[Duckface]] goes wrong.
 
File:NewAshley.jpg
 
File:AshleyEmoGothShirt.jpg
File:DrunkAshleyNoHands.jpg
File:AshleySkull.jpg
 
File:AshleyManBack.png|Babytroll got man-back. {{archive|pNCoT}}
 
File:Fleshblob.jpg
 
File:BurningCorpse.jpg|Sean released RAIMI-ZINE under the label '''Burning Corpse Comics'''.
 
File:AshleyLynchFanArt.jpg|[[Fanart]] of Ashley.
 
File:LynchFoot.jpg
File:MinionFootDoctor.jpg|Another pic of Ashley's disgusting foot.
 
File:Ashley's_family_shoe_tree.png
 
File:MalevolentMonkeyGarage.jpg|Malevolent Monkey Productions
 
File:AshluminatiConfirmed.jpg|ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
 
File:LeGolliwog.jpg|''Lynched by Lynch ~ Smell Like Dead Nigger''
 
File:AshkingForIt.jpg|Ashley attempts to make contact with [[The Rapeman]] and fails.
 
File:AshleyLynchCat.jpg|Ashley attempts to [[Luka Magnotta]] his cat. {{archive|LnIbI}}
 
File:ThinAshley.jpg|Ashley before radical feminism.
File:FatBastardAshley.jpg|Ashley after radical feminism.
 
File:AshVsEvilDead.jpg|Ash vs. Evil Dead
 
File:AskMeAboutMyShittyDiet.jpg
 
File:AshleyTheDick.jpg|[[Dickhead|Dick]][[Duckface|face]]
File:Mcconnell.jpg|[[A challenger appears|A challenger appears!]]
 
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== See Also ==
 
* [[Brianna Wu]]
* [[Stefonknee]]
* [[GamerGate]]
* [[Sarah Nyberg]]
* [[Chanty Binx|Not-So-Big Red]]
* [[Zoe Quinn]] - What Ashley looked like 40 years ago.
* [[Izzy Galvez]]
* [[Chris-Chan]]
* [[Schrödinger's cat|Schrödinger's Chin]]
 
== External Links ==
 
'''Ashley's Accounts'''
 
* {{twitter|ashleylynch|Ashley Lynch on Twatter}}
* {{facebook|ashlelynch|Ashley Lynch on Facebook}}
 
* {{ytuser|gingerbreadgirlprod|Ashley Lynch on Youtube}}
 
* [https://vimeo.com/gingerbreadgirl Ashley Lynch on Vimeo] - TOO CLASSY FOR JEWTUBE
 
* {{instagram|gingerbreadgirlpost|gingerbreadgirlpost on Instagram}}
 
* [https://www.flickr.com/photos/ashleylynch/ ashley_maclean2006 on Flickr]
 
* [http://feministfilmeditor.tumblr.com/ FeministFilmEditor on Tumblr]
 
* [http://ask.fm/ashleylynchgbg Ashley Lynch on ask.fm]
 
* [https://disqus.com/by/ashleylynch/ Ashley Lynch on Disqus]
 
* [http://ashleylynch.deviantart.com/ Ashley Lynch on DevianTART]
 
* [https://www.reddit.com/user/filmg1rl/ filmg1rl on reddit] - His main reddit account.
 
* [http://steamcommunity.com/id/ashleylynch girlslikerevenge on Steam]
* [https://my.playstation.com/ashleylynch Ashley Lynch on the Playstation Network]
* [https://my.secondlife.com/ashley.lynch Ashley Lynch on Second Life]
* [http://ashley-lynch.livejournal.com/ Ashley Lynch on LiveJournal]
 
 
'''The Burke Identity'''
 
* {{archive|XVfFg|Archive of Kevin Burke's Better_Butter321 account}}
** {{archive|maQn3|TFW you're "THE posterchild for reddit's misogynist manbabies"}}
** [https://imgur.com/a/DR7oQ Moar evidence]
* {{archive|4e3F3|Kevin Burke links himself to the movie posters that he uploaded as Better_Butter321}}
* {{archive|org5c|AnonyMouse32 shares his poster collection with reddit}}
** {{archive|QkRSn|The poster collection}}
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20140818183709/http://vimeo.com/103072343 The Vimeo link to his movie trailer that he shared with reddit]
 
 
'''Ashley's Shit on Medium'''
 
* [https://medium.com/@ashleylynch Read his shit on Medium]
* {{archive|kZn5J|Bustin’ Makes Boys Feel Sad — Why Ghostbusters is So Hated}}
* {{archive|hw9G2|Gamers Are Still Over (but they’re not over Trump)}}
** {{archive|DVRmZ|GamerGate Did Not Create Trump’s Victory, It Foreshadowed It}} - A response from Kyle "3rdStrike_Ebi" Brown.
* {{archive|nEAAx|A Final Word on #notyourshield}}
* {{archive|HUmFH|Gamergate Myths: Corruption, Collusion and Professional Victimhood.}}
* {{archive|yG9mk|Gamergate is the Wrong Pepsi}}
* {{archive|ozV8g|The Propaganda of Vivian James}}
* {{archive|Tw5rQ|UC Berkeley: How the Alt-Right is Trying to Shut Down Sanctuary Universities}}
 
 
'''News & Shit'''
 
* [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3656880/ His IMDb profile]
 
* [https://www.reddit.com/r/ghostbusters/comments/4s829p/ok_so_obviously_the_reviews_arent_as_bad_as_we/ Ashley attempts to turn r/ghostbusters into his personal army] {{archive|eXbUs}}
** [http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-36763112 BBC actually attempts to cite Ashley's troll thread as fact] {{archive|3YTbz}}
** [http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/movies/ghostbusters-reddit-twitter-and-the-curious-case-of-the-troll-who-was-trolled-20160711-gq2z4y.html His trolling was more newsworthy than the actual Ghostbusters reboot] {{archive|QPl9L}}
 
* [http://www.nsnews.com/news/gamergate-and-gendered-harassment-1.1801457 Article on the "swatting" that blames GamerGate] {{archive|TwS3H}}
* [https://ca.news.yahoo.com/ashley-lynch-terrorized-swatting-attack-042755511.html The CBC article on the "swatting"] {{archive|xGZn8}}
 
 
'''Ashley Being an Arsehole on Twatter'''
 
* {{archive|C1cWT|Ashley suggests punching the President of the United States in the head}}
* {{archive|F3TzG|Ashley blames Eron Gjoni for being abused}}
* {{archive|QLaxG|Ashley assumes all German planes are "Nazi" planes}}
* {{archive|u8PqE|Ashley shares fake news}} - Ashley falls for a troll article by [[Godfrey Elfwick]]. {{archive|On8EL}}
** {{archive|tsGtL|Ashley falls for another Godfrey Elfwick tweet}}
* {{archive|YcNMO|Ashley enjoys his ED page}}
** {{archive|q6A1S|SIEG HEIL!}}
 
 
'''Ashley's Sites'''
 
* [http://gingerbreadgirlpost.com/ Gingerbreadgirl Post] - His business site.
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20130605214859/http://gingerbreadgirlproductions.com/ gingerbreadgirlproductions.com]
* [http://girlslikerevenge.com/ CHLOE DIDN'T COME HOME LAST NIGHT]
 
* {{facebook|GingerbreadgirlPost|Gingerbreadgirl Post on Facebook}}
* {{facebook|lastflightofthefirefly|Last Flight of the Firefly}}
* {{facebook|chloedidntcomehomelastnight|Chloe Didn't Come Home Last Night}}
* {{facebook|suicidegirlmovie|Suicide Girl}}
* {{facebook|incidentatmorningside|Incident at Morningside}}
 
 
'''Related Accounts & Blogs'''
 
* {{facebook|georgiapourwell|Sarah 'Georgia Pourwell' Kelly on Facebook}} - His ex-wife's Facebook.
* {{facebook|kyle.w.schroeder|Kyle Wiliam Schroeder on Facebook}} - The guy who fucked up Ashley's foot.
* {{facebook|rae.maclaggan|Rae MacLaggan on Facebook}} - His dad's Facebook.
* {{facebook|kevin.maclaggan|Kevin MacLaggan on Facebook}} - His brother's Facebook.
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20071103111247/http://www.slashgeek.com/ Rebecca "Jani Miriam" Wise's Blog] - Founder of Second Life's TRC.
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20080212164308/http://trinity.fooroo.co.uk/ Trinity Dejavu's Blog]
 
 
'''Personal Info'''
 
* {{archive|5Sn3z|Doxed by /baph/}}
* {{archive|Y1WOd|Another doxing attempt by /baph/}}
 
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20070807222032/http://ashleylynch.com/WordPress/ Archives of Ashley's Blog of Tranny Angst]
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20071205013848/http://www.ashleylynch.com/WordPress/index.php Moar Archives of Ashley's Blog of Tranny Angst]
* [https://www.bbb.org/mbc/business-reviews/computer-service-repair-and-cleaning/seanandsarahcom-multimedia-in-madeira-park-bc-1198340 Better Business Bureau page for SeanAndSarah.com] {{archive|6qRbb}}
 
 
'''Other Shit'''
 
* [http://www.filmwise.com/contests/contest_15_list.shtml Despite his constant boasting, Sean actually sucks at identifying films] {{archive|wQi4m}}
 
* [https://www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/comments/34taeu/what_are_you_supposed_to_do_when_youre_tired_of/ Ashley being suicidal on reddit] {{archive|sNfhz}}
* {{archive|RRXh1|His "films" rarely make it out of pre-production, much less post-production.}}
* {{archive|E3nvd|Reasons Ashley should kill himself}}
* [http://www.brokenpencilarchive.tuesdayafternoon.net/view.php?id=395 RAIMI-ZINE] {{archive|RfQSd}}
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20030205135633*/http://seanandsarah.com/ seanandsarah.com] - Sean and Sarah's old business
* [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/thestarphoenix/obituary.aspx?n=Frances-BROWN&pid=157469318 His maternal grandmum's obituary] {{archive|QTWpw}}
 
 
'''Email Addresses'''
 
* [mailto:[email protected] [email protected]] - His IGG business email.
* [mailto:[email protected] [email protected]] - Email address.
* [mailto:[email protected] [email protected]] - And another.
* [mailto:[email protected] [email protected]] - His email when he was still Sean MacLaggan.
 
 
* '''grlsluvrvnge''' - If you want to play [[Overwatch]] with this loser.
* '''778-994-4584''' - The phone number on the Gingerbreadgirl Post website, in case you need any post-production work done on your [[Moonman|Alt-Right music video]].
 
 
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