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| {{spoiler|isræl is [https://www.timesofisrael.com/raped-abused-exploited-ukrainian-women-seeking-refuge-in-israel-find-no-haven/ officially a rape haven] and [https://www.timesofisrael.com/diaspora-pedophiles-increasingly-use-israel-as-a-haven-activists-charge/ pedophile's paradise],<br> Jew [[pedos]], Jew [[wikipedo]]s are [https://www.timesofisrael.com/with-pedophiles-seeking-sanctuary-in-israel-one-way-parents-can-protect-kids/ escaping justice by getting into Isræl with automatic immunity], and they '''{{archive|IZbcO|named a kindergarten}}''' in honor of [[Greville Janner]]{{Jew}}.<br>because of those, all Zionists are [[rape]] and [[Pedophile]] apologists}}
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| {{ib|<big>'''[[gas|State]] of Israel'''</big><br>מְדִינַת יִשְׂרָאֵל (Hebrew)<br>सनातनी इज़राइल (Hindi)<br>دَوْلَة إِسْرَائِيل (Arabic)<br>}}
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| {{ibrow|'''Anthem'''|<s>''Hava Nagila''</s><br>''Hatikvah'' ("The [[Barack Obama|Hope]]")}}
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| {{ibrow|'''Goverment'''|<s>Halakka-ruled Theocracy</s><br>[[Secular]] [[Israeli apartheid|Apartheid]] "[[Democracy]]"}}
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| {{ibrow|'''Capital'''|Tel Aviv (de facto)<br>Jerusalem (claimed)}}
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| {{ibrow|'''[[Independence Day]]'''|May 14, 1948}}
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| {{ibrow|'''Leader'''|Isaac Herzog{{Jew}} (President) <br>Benjamin Netanyahu{{Jew}} (Prime Minister)}}
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| {{ibrow|'''Ethic Groups'''|'''Majority''': Jews{{Jew}} (Askhenazim, Serphadim, Mizrahim, Beta Israeli, etc) <br>'''Minority''': Arabs<br>[[Gentiles]]}}
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| {{ibrow|'''Currency'''|Israeli [[Shekel]]}}
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| {{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Judaism]] (culturally only, as most of them are actually [[closeted]] [[Atheist]]s)<br>[[Islam]]<br>[[Christianity]]}}
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| {{ibrow|'''Population'''|9 Million}}
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| [[File:AjE0Dd0 700bwp.png|thumb|Borders for me, but not for thee.]]
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| [[Image:Israel-ISIS-flag.png|thumb|right|220px|The [[False flag|unofficial flag]] of Israel. {{wayback|http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/isis_--_the_new_israel_20141214|20141224182510}} ]]
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| [[Image:Eretz Israel.jpg|thumb|right|220px| How it got erected.]]
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| '''The Kike Reich Zionist Apartheid State of Isræl''' (Hebrew: '''ישראל''' Arabic: <s>'''[[Palestine|فلسطين]]'''</s> Hindi: '''इजराइल'''), also known as '''{{archive|RPf3M|The Final Solution to the Palestinian Problem}}''' is [[USA]]'s 51st state with illegal capital in occupied Jerusalem as well an illegal settlement of [[oxymoron|Godless Jews]] in the south of the levant. It was founded after [[WW2]] by Kikes who felt religiously compelled to part the waters of the Atlantic Ocean, [[WIN|create a house of slaves for indigenous people]], and one-up [[Hitler]]. They are waiting for the 4 million Palestinians to reproduce like bunnies because they don't want to be [[High score|second place]] in genocide. However killing Palestinian leaders and their children is nazIsrael's favorite hobby.[https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/new-updates/irans-ismail-haniyeh-hamas-chief-had-13-kids-and-4-siblings-three-children-died-in-israeli-airstrike/articleshow/112164305.cms?from=mdr]. | | '''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''BALEET THE [[Icewillow9|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW'''</span>'''</span>''' |
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| As one would expect of a Jewish state, Israel is the most overtly criminal nation in the world. It was founded by butthurt Jews (God's favorite people ((should be church reference only)), God's chosen people, Amalek's bosom pals<ref>https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2023/11/benjamin-netanyahu-amalek-israel-palestine-gaza-saul-samuel-old-testament/</ref>) who believed that it was God's ([[irony|who they don't believe in]]) will that [[USI|they have a Promised Land]], and who wanted Jews to have their own country to serve as a safe haven from all the world's hate. Now here's a thought; Maybe if they stopped lobbing bombs at little kids playing in the street, and cured their addiction to money and power over others, (apparently, controlling the economy of one country isn't enough for them) they wouldn't need a safe haven in the first place! It's currently a land ruled by [[fascist]] assholes like {{ytlink|0jHV6CLYyf8|Bibi Netanyahu}} whose {{ytlink|hyHsO6WTJeE|numba 1 priority is killing babies}}, bombing hospitals (see also: [[9/11|motherfucking war crimes]]), {{ytlink|hA4wX2M_W4U|persecuting Jews who insist Christ has not yet come}} and nuking the shit out of Iran. Ironically, Israel is the most anti-Semitic state in the world, with 95% of non-Jewish Semites viewing Israel as the biggest threat to their security. '''{{archive|4vdzf}}'''
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| The Jews there are constantly involved in wanton mass-murder of their Arab neighbours, engaging in such [[anti-lulz]] as indiscriminate war crimes involving use of banned weapons in densely-populated areas, as thoroughly documented by testimonies from their own soldiers. [[Some argue]] this occurred as a result of decades of mass [[fapping]] to [[Holocaust Porn]], causing the Chosen People to internalize an eroticized narrative of genocide and act out their own Holocaust fantasies onto their poor Palestinian and Lebanese neighbors.
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| When Israel comes under criticism for atrocities against Palestinians, they are quick to invoke the atrocities of Hitler as protection. Yes, Israelis are so fucked up they bow to Hitler for protection while they kill Palestinian children. They claim that the Messiah has not come but secretly believe in Hitler the Christ, through whom, along with washing in the blood of a Palestinian baby, all our sins are forgiven. All you have to do is accept Hitler as your personal savior.
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| Israeli sharpshooters always aim for the arms when putting down intifada'' riots. Due to the fact that [[Slurpee]] machines require two hands to operate properly, no [[7-11]] stores exist in all of Israel. Their loss.
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| However, enterprising Jewish businessmen funded the production of machines capable of turning [[Palestine|Palestinian]] babies into Slurpees. This is in full accordance to international law, as Palestinians do not share the same rights as humans. The Jew kikes of Israel control 75% of the world's money, not for investing purposes though, they just like the smell of it. Vast quantities of money is also needed to buy the gold they wear around their neck known as [[Jew gold]].
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| Teh Jews also have to chop off teh cocks. Therefore causing 65% of kikes to die alone. This increases their love for Jew gold and raping teh Terrorists with their bulldozers.
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| Favorite pastimes include: World Domination, {{ytlink|buhpHTGAlTE|Ethnic Cleansing}} and {{ytlink|sIWvcBzbqVc|Long Walks on the Beach}}.
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| ==History==
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| |{{{text|Want to know something surprising about Israel's foreign policy? See: [[Anti-semitism]]}}}<br>
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| [[File:Finally peace in the Midle East.jpg|thumb|right|220px|When will there be peace?]]
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| When the Allies advanced towards Berlin in the late 1944, they discovered the horrifying truth of Hitler's pet project in the German extermination camps. Millions of Jews, suffering from diseases, barely walking from hunger and malnutrition, humiliated beyond human by their torturers, but and here comes the horrifying part: still alive, poured out of gates of Auschwitz, Birkenau and other places. Something needed to be done about it because they didn't want those heebs ending up in America somehow.
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| Fortunately, the [[Nazis]] had some allies that were still not defeated, and too retarded to pose any military threat to the "civilized" world: the [[Arabs]]. So most of the Jews were sent to [[Palestine]], and the Western World hoped that four hundred million of these [[dune coons]] would quickly push four hundred thousand Jews into the sea once the [[British]] left the area.
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| Unfortunately, the stupidity of the Arabs was severely underestimated, resulting in a human-centipede-like chain of [[epic fail]], like in 1967 when Syria, Jordan and Egypt attacked Israel simultaneously and were defeated in six days. The result was establishment and expansion of a Jew state for the first time in [[At least 100|at least 100]] years. Thus, in solving the Jew problem, we are basically back to square one.
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| The premature decision to invade [[Germany]], and subsequent underestimation of how retarded Arabs were, made Roosevelt die from guilt, and ruined Churchill's career after the war. Stalin managed to avoid the blame until after his death. [[Some argue]] that the Cold War was a direct result of Western Allies and the Soviet Union blaming each other for not fully actualizing the Final Solution. This strife naturally fueled the rebirth of the Jewish economic conspiracy.
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| ===Current Events===
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| [[File:Israeli diaper unit.jpg|thumb|right|220px|IDF's secret weapon.]]
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| *President Netanyahore is talking about hemorrhoidic clear red lines he got during NAM in [[Iran]].
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| *Recently, Israel has been trying to provide Jewenstine, the mascot and [[god]] of the Heebs, with some more Lebensraum in the Lebanon. Much pwnage has occurred.
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| *[[Last Thursday]], Israel waged war on Lebanon's international airport, causing major delays.
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| *For [[at least 100 years]], organizations like Hamas and Hezbollah have been blowing themselves up because they are [[attention whores]].
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| *Jews did Beirut as performance art to protest Holocaust denial -and [[I_did_it_for_the_lulz|for the lulz]]- after they fell hard for the classic Hezbollah [[troll]] of kidnapping IDF soldier boys.
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| *Israel is performing a [[Gaza War]] with the Hamas Rulers.
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| *They're gonna attack Iran and start WW3. This time the lollercaust will be Nuclear.
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| *Palestine was about to [[buttrape]] the filthy kikes, but ran of lube and called a cease-fire instead.
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| *HOLY FUCKING SHIT-SMEARED DICKNUGGETS THEY THREATENED MILITARY ACTION AGAINST RUSSIA
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| *Beware the Sheeny Curse.
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| *Recently, there is a crow that takes down the Israel flag, signifying the sooner demise of the Kike state.
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| == Military policy ==
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| <center>{{frame|{{quote|The anti-Semites will become our most dependable friends, the anti-Semitic countries our allies.|{{archive|ERS9T|Zionist Theodor Herzl}}}}|background=gold|border=gold}}</center><br>
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| [[File:fight_israel_die.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Israel's official military policy]]
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| Although killing Arab [[Muslims]] is always funny, Israel sort of ruined all of the lulz due to Semitic faggotry and unlimited access to sum hutt Muslim-genocide action. If a toothless Arab peasant-ass from nowhere fires over 9,000 fireworks on some shitty Jew colony in the possession of crippled jam-producers the Israel military is immediately obliged to smash-fuck the shit out of every terrorist boy-lover on Gaza with 1337 tank rockets 4nd 35g4 1n1=4n7ryx. This of course is not even remotely fair since all their precious jewgolds come from the Americunt government, which in turn only gets nigger-riots and a reliable ally, that at the slightest sign of danger will eat their own children along with everyone they swore allegiance to.
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| Unlike Zionist conspirators in Europe, U.S.A., everywhere - the Israelis are obliged to show extreme force at any given chance as mentioned above. Whether this is because ghettos used to oppress rat-folk are their natural habitat or that they are just so comfortable with the whole world behind their back is a matter of debate. What is known however is that this lulzy fagnocide will go on forever or until the Arab species are extinct along with the state of Israel and everyone will go home and have a good hearty laugh about it. If nukular lolocaust fails however see [[Catnarok]].
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| And the best part? [https://jonathanturley.org/2015/07/25/concession-or-coincidence-pollard-reportedly-to-be-released-in-aftermath-of-iran-deal/#more-92168 No country spies on the U.S. more than Israel. When a diplomatic thaw with Iran was arranged in 2015, it was reported that convicted spy Jonathan Pollard was being released -- in an attempt to placate Israel. Pollard had supposedly taken tens of thousands of classified U.S. documents and passed them over to heebland.]
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| ===The Mossad===
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| [[Image:mossad001.png|100px|left]]
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| What most of the world might describe as the [[Nazi|SS]] because they serve as Israel's stormtroopers and pretty much don't give a flying fuck when it comes to Human Rights.
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| They are Israel's attempt at a super secret spy agency like America's CIA or The Russian KGB but because they are notorious for not doing [[retard|their job well]] there are countless stories all over the internet about their Human Rights Violations.
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| They really came to prominance and made a name for themselves in the [[hippy|1960's]] when they were sneaking into foreign countries like [[Argentina]], [[Brazil]] and [[Chile]] to kidnap people that were accused of being Nazis and drop them off in Israeli Courts to defend their lives from charges that always ended in a death penalty.
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| It should be known that Israel was going on pictures that were over 20 years old and people's testimonies to convict these people, not hard science like genetics. Needing to sway [[idiot|popular opinion]], propoganda like THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL was published and made into films.
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| == The other [[Wikipedia Jews]] ==
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| Following the example of [[JIDF]], [[GIYUS]], and [[Megaphone Desktop Tool|Megaphone]], filthy Semites are immigrating en masse to [[Wikipedia]] in order to sway discussion and wikitruth to their favor. It comes as a surprise to absolutely no one that Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia that anyone can subvert, has become the world's foremost Zionist shill.
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| <center>{{frame|<youtube>7dGJDJoeAok</youtube>
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| ===TOW and Israel's secret weapon===
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| [[File:Jimmy savile in israel.jpg|220px|left|thumb|Read all about it]]
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| Fittingly for the world's most evil nation, the Jew Government '''{{archive|kaCTf|enjoyed cordial relations with the world's most evil man}}''', the Elvis Presley of kidfuckery and corpsefiddling, [[Jimmy Savile]].
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| However, the Jews of the Jew Wikipedia have been busy at their Jew business, '''{{archive|VzXuA|Jewing the entry on Israel of all references to Savile}}''' and therefore leading unsuspecting readers away from the unpalatable truth that the Jew Government played host to the stellar-scale sex offender.
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| Whether or not Savile took part in Jew rituals involving drinking the blood of sacrificed Christian babies remains unknown, but it's not unlikely given their Jew foulness and in any case, Savile would certainly have relished the opportunity to have [[Necrophilia|a fresh child corpse at his disposal]]. No doubt the Jews laughed and rubbed their sickly, greasy hands together as they watched.
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| [[Some argue|It is almost certain]] that the Jews' appalling record of managing to kill Arab children with their high-precision missiles provides further playthings for the late Savile's international paedo-ring.
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| ==Bibi Jugend==
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| The Bibi Jugend (see [[Hitler Youth]]) are an increasingly prevalent menace to free speech in this [[fascist]] fgtland called Israel.
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| <br><center>{{frame|{{quote|The people again chose a government that is based on intimidating people. They selected a racist that, on election day, told the media the Arabs are flocking to the polls like mice. What would you say if in Germany people said the Jews are flocking to the polls like mice?|[https://www.timesofisrael.com/yonatan-geffen-assaulted-at-netanya-home/ Geffen speaks da truth as is beaten for it.]}}|background=gold|border=gold}}</center><br>
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| == Hans Herzl, Son of Theodor Herzl, was a closeted Muslim ==
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| <center>{{frame|{{quote|I cannot be a member of a synagogue. It denies the messiahship of Jesus which to me is an indisputable historical fact. I cannot adhere to any Christian church since I do not hold that Jesus was God.|uncircumcised Hans Herzl was a Muslim}}|background=gold|border=gold}}</center>
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| <center>[https://quran.com/5?startingVerse=116][https://www.jta.org/archive/hans-herzl-son-of-theodor-herzl-commits-suicide-after-funeral-of-sister-paulina]</center>
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| ==Israel and flame wars==
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| [[File:Yitzhak rabin assassination - the final solution.png|right|thumb|230px|Being on Israel's side doesn't always help]]
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| If you get involved in a [[flame war]] relating to the Israeli-Palestine conflict and want some Zionists on your side, consider inviting the following people.
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| *[[Baruch Goldstein]]
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| *[[Breitbart]]
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| *[[Doc neuro]]
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| *[[Greville Janner]]
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| *[[Hitler]]
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| *[[Jesus]]
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| *[[Jimmy Savile]]
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| *[[Eminem]]
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| *[[Quasidan]]
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| *[[World War III]]
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| *Tell them how in 2018 Israel became a Jewish only state.
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| == Israel Becomes A Jewish-Only State ==
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| [[File:Obama and Netanyahu.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Obama knew who was buttering his bread]]
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| Deciding their best course of action was to piss off moderate and [[Leftard|Libtarded]] [[Jew|Jewish]] people while further igniting racial tensions with Palestinians and giving Anti-Semites such as [[Storm Front]] fodder to argue that Israel is the new [[Germany]], White race and [[Aryan|Nazi Power]], Israel has officially passed a law that declares itself ''"[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/19/world/middleeast/israel-law-jews-arabic.html The Nation state of the Israeli Jewish]"''
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| Looking to feed the fires of propaganda against them, this new law omits any mention of democracy or the principle of equality, in what critics called a betrayal of Israel’s 1948 Declaration of Independence, which ensured “complete equality of social and political rights for all its inhabitants” no matter their religion, race or sex.
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| For a people that works better in the recesses of the dark, pulling the strings to build and destroy nations this law makes it too obvious the goals of [[G-D]]'s one, true master race.
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| == How To Troll Israelis/Zionists ==
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| [[File:Trump and israel d.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Trump:Israel, we've got your back and won't forget the reach around</center>]]
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| [[File:Biden and israel 234.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Biden: I don't see anything in the Bible about Muslims. Israel should remain a Muslim free state.</center>]]
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| *Deny the [[Holocaust]].
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| *Call their country [[Palestine]].
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| *Remind them how a bunch of [[Arabs]] from Lebanon pwned and defeated their [[Shit|world class]] military in a month.
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| *Call Israel an [[fact|illegitimate state]].
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| *Ask them why they believe Israel is a "God-promised land", despite the fact that most of the countries founders were [[Atheists]].
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| *Call Benjamin Netanyahu a war criminal.
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| *Tell them that Israel would be nothing and would be unable to sustain itself without constant funding from daddy [[US]].
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| *Because the fact that the country have becomes a rapists and pedophiles haven, call them rapist and pedophile apologists.
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| *Tell them that Israel has no right to exist.
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| *When they accuse [[Muslims]] of doing [[Islam#Taqiyyah|Taqiyyah]], question them about Hasbara, which is just similar as Taqiyyah, proving how they are deceitful too, and more than Muslims.
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| *Ask them why IDF soldiers wear adult diapers to fight Palestinians.
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| *[[????]]
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| *"OY VEY, YOU'RE [[Anti-Semitism|ANTI-SEMITIC]]!1!!1!!"
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| ==Terminology==
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| *'''[[Anti-Semitism|Anti-Semitic]]''' - anyone that doesn't hate the Arabs as much as the Zionists, especially other Jews. [https://www.jewishpress.com/indepth/opinions/ralph-nader-linguistically-hijacks-anti-semitism/2015/07/17/ And they don't even know their own etymology] [https://www.webster-dictionary.net/definition/Semitic Merriam-Wester's Semitic]
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| *'''Hasbara''' - means explaining, and euphemism for [[propaganda]]. Zionists often use this technique to convince the world about their deceit. literally the Zionism equivalent of Muslim's [[Islam#Taqiyyah|Taqiyyah]].
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| *'''Free of Bias''' - {{wayback|https://electronicintifada.net/files/080421-camera-wikipedia.pdf|20130107154847|title=organized cabal on Wikipedia}}
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| *'''Peace''' - [https://theintercept.com/2015/07/15/israeli-special-forces-assassinated-senior-syrian-official/ covert assassination of foreign officials]
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| == Videos ==
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| <br>
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| {{center|
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| {{frame|
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| {{videoframe|israelivision|font-weight: bold;|
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| |<youtube>fopcX0ssr10</youtube>
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| ;Little known fact that even the Zionist state violates Jewish scriptures and Torah Law, therefore it is doesn't valid and have no right to exist.
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| |<youtube>7eHQKJTnBoY</youtube>
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| ;Israel's Hasbara (propaganda) is greater than Muslim's [[Islam#Taqiyyah|Taqiyyah]].
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| |<youtube>8GoqE11M45A</youtube>
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| ;A video of a Crow taking down the Kike Flag.}}
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| |border=gold|background=gold}}
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| |}}
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| <br>
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| ==Gallery==
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| <br>
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| {{cg|Golden Noses|cgble|center|<gallery perrow="6">
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| File:Benjamin Netanyahu.jpg|Current Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu caught "asking" for American help with Iran.
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| File:Openbordersisrael.png|Open Borders for Israel during [[The Current Year]] :3
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| File:Palestine loss.JPG|<center>[[PROFIT]]?</center>
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| File:Israel_pink.png|Awesome [[UN]] "Final Solution": Beige = Stolen land. Note: [[Irony]]
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| File:Booth.jpg|I love the smell of burning Habbibi in the morning; smells like...AUSCHWITZ
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| File:Nazi gold merchant.jpg|Relations with modern Germany
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="6">
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| <!>--------------NEW PICTURES GO BELOW THIS LINE FAGGOT!-----------------</!>
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| Image:New Flag of Israel.jpg|thumb|right|220px|The official flag of Israel
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| File:Israel's New Place.jpg|How to resolve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict as easily as possible
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| File:civilservice.jpg||Israel's foreign policy.
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| File:Israel.jpg|So TRUE! Israeli Jews 1; Palestinians:0
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| File:Zion.jpg| There`s no way the Jews were behind 911! No way MAN!
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| File:1942.jpg|The Jewish problem was discovered in 1942 but ignored until recently.
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| File:28jews jaws.jpg|Spielberg knew what a cancer his people are but decided to blame sharks instead.
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| File:Israelisacancer.jpg|Rabbi bribed by Arab oil money. [[Jew]]s hold money above nationalism.
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| File:Israel World Without.png
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| File:IDF are Human Rights Abusers.png
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| File:Israel Dictator bitch.jpg
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| File:Israel ISIS False Flag.jpg
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| File:Greater Israel Plan.jpg
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| File:Greater Israel Plan 2.png
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| File:Join the American Army.jpg| Yep, please remember this picture every time you support the American Army!
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| File:Jewrukhai_urukhai_closeenough.jpeg|Close Enough
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| File:ArielSharon.JPG|Former Prime Minister Ariel Sharon generated criticism for eating the Wailing Wall.
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| File:Israelis EVIL 184372.png
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| File:Jew Monstr.png
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| Image:Latuff Masturbating Dead Lebanese.jpg|[[Carlos Latuff|Latuff]] whacking off after the Lebanese massacre.
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| File:Germans1939and2006.jpg|History repeats itself...
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| File:MosheSparrow.jpg|How am I suppose to dig all this sand???
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| File:Jew spelunking nose.jpg|Do you really want to support a country with people who look like [[ugly|this]]?
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| File:lolocaustmk2.jpg|Always...
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| File:Ashkenazi.jpg|Typical Israeli soldier
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| File:Jimmy savile israel mossad agent.jpg|Jerusalem'll fix it
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| Image:mossadpwnage.jpg|[[special forces|Mossad]] security pimps prep some pretty-mouthed Palestinian boys for a traditional Hanukkah spit-roasting.
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| File:Swastikalebovic.jpg|Welcome to Israel!
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| File:Isburn.gif
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| File:Palestineprotest.JPG
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| File:Israel5MossadAgents.jpg
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| File:IsraelBenefitsFrom911.jpg
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| File:IsraeliNovelBan.png
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| File:IsraelCelebrates911.jpg
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| File:Israel9993898001.png
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| File:Pepeisrael.jpg
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| File:USS Liberty Rememberance.png
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| File:USS Liberty Israel.jpg
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| File:Israel9993898002.jpg
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| File:Israel9993898003.jpg
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| File:Israel9993898004.png
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| File:Israeldidisis.png
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| File:Israelconspiracy.jpg
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| File:Israelconspiracy2.jpg
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| File:USaidtoIsrael.jpg|Good goyim :D
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| File:Onceuponatimeinholyland.gif|Moshe Silman goes back in the oven
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| File:Israel degenerates paradise.jpeg|The '''worst''',most '''disgusting''' thing about israel, is the [[marijuana]] [https://nocamels.com/2014/01/how-israel-became-a-medical-marijuana-powerhouse/ use].
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| File:Jews eat popcorn cheering as people killed.jpg|Jews in Israel camp out, eat popcorn and cheer as people in Gaza are killed.
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| File:Only 4 kids they could have done better.jpg|Israelis [[OTI]] ask for more dead kids. Only 4 kids? They could have done better.
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| File:What gives jew women orgasms.jpg|Hooking up with a jewish girl and want to pleasure her? "Heard on the news that IDF killed 4 children in gaza yesterday......I was near orgasm hearing this....I enjoyed...."
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| File:Anonhu Akbar.jpg|Israel: Killing [[newfag]]s one airstrike at a time.
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| File:Kike-sniper-killing-children.png|Kike Sniper on [[Instagram]]: “i killed 13 childrens today and ur next fucking muslims go to hell bitches”
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| File:Israeli diapersoldier.jpg|The ceremonial israeli military uniform.
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| File:Flag of Israel.png
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| File:Youtube pornday most viewed israel.PNG
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| File:HUEGJEWFLAG.jpg
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| File:Israel_Coat_of_Arms.png
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| File:Israel Black Suit Nigga.jpg
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| File:Israel Open Borders NOW.jpg
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| File:Israel Europe Rapefugee Map.jpg
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| File:Israel Anti Africanism.jpg
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| File:Israel Gay Progressive Today.jpg
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| File:Israel 1000 Rabbis.png
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| File:Open Borders For Israel 1.jpg
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| File:Open Borders For Israel 2.png
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| File:Israel Is GAAAY.jpeg
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| File:Israeli Evil Timeline.png
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| File:Israeli Box Goyim.jpg
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| File:Open Borders For Israel 46.jpg
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| File:Open Borders For Israel Quote82.jpg
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| File:Open Borders For Israel WALL.jpg
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| File:Remember 1967.jpg
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| File:Israelcorrupt.png
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| File:TRUMP0000010000106.png
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| File:Israel_experience.jpg
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| File:Israeldog.jpg
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| File:Israeli_Doctor_Ebola-chan_Shine.jpg
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| File:Israelpalastine.jpg
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| File:Israelpeace.jpg
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| File:Israeltieto.png
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| File:Jewish Puppies.jpg
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| File:Gandalf Menorah.jpg
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| File:Israeli milk bags.jpg|in Israel milk often comes in bags
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| File:Idfbabes.jpg | IDF girls are HOT (no arabs or niggers plz)
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| </gallery>|border=gold|background=gold
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| }}
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| <br>
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| ==External Links==
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| [[File:Usa $bns foreign aid merchant.png|right|500px]]
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| [[File:Keeponrunninggoy.gif|right|360px]]
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| *[https://www.lemonde.fr/en/international/article/2023/10/30/hamas-attack-october-7-a-day-of-hell-on-earth-in-israel_6213560_4.html October 7 2023... Hamas had to slaughter 1200 or so illegal Jew picnic settlers because they organized settlers picnic without license SO THEY GAVE THEM HELL!]
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| * [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internment#/media/File:Buchenwald_Slave_Laborers_Liberation.jpg Perverted Wikipedia Jews ready to dance naked (strut their stuff) in order to vandalize fake, consored "encyclopedia"!!!]
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| *[https://www.learnreligions.com/bathsheba-king-davids-most-famous-wife-117306 King David's favorite bitch, he had to kill her husband first in order to fuck her, wow what leader, he liked when his bitches browsed naked around his stable of bitches]
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| *{{ytlink|jrpsByPdOTk|An unlisted AIPAC video for Israel}} - Give us your shekels goyim. Good goy.
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| *[https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/israeli-running-for-mayor-was-convicted-of-killing-palestinian-teen-in-1989 Israeli mayoral candidate murdered a child (and got whopping three months community service)] (Archived: {{archive|RjcAQ|1}} {{wayback|https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/israeli-running-for-mayor-was-convicted-of-killing-palestinian-teen-in-1989|title=2}})
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| *[https://twitter.com/AdyBarkan/status/1095052879763656704 "Don’t fall for their bullshit. AIPAC are doing terrible things in the name of Israel"] (Archived: {{archive|oRlr7|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/AdyBarkan/status/1095052879763656704|title=2}})
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| {{clear}}
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| {{Jewseries}}
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