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'''Twitter''' (AKA '''Shitter''', AKA '''Your account is currently suspended. For more information, please visit Suspended Accounts'''), or as former [[President Obama]] called it, '''Twitter's''', is an outrage machine where highly sensitive people spend all of their time so they can get [[Crybaby|offended by everything]] and bully people into silence with death threats. Basically it's some [[retarded]] website where [[liberalism|left-wing]] [[transtrender|nonbinary]] [[furfag|furries]] with [[dying alone|no life]] and [[nigger|black]] [[NORP|normie]] [[socialist|socialists]] come together to [[circlejerk|jerk off]] about how much they hate [[Donald Trump]], all within the limits of 280 characters.  
'''Pronouny''' is a website where [[tranny|troons]] change their pronouns, nouns, and names into whatever the fuck the [[dictionary|English dictionary]] <s>doesn't</s> have. It was set up in 2016 by [[North America|noa]], a student at the University of [[Canada|British Columbia]]. Pronouny.xyz serves troons and their allies, helping to normalize the usage of [[9/11|She/Sheself/Cockz/Penisself]], minimizing the misgendering, and lessen the need for an explanation of a faggot’s identity or changes therein. In fact, the website is actually a great idea to detect whether a biologically man with she/her pronouns in bio just wants to be an attention whore by changing pronouns everytime "she" feels in need of changing and [[trolling]] innocent people for the lulz.  


''Truth'': '''Twitter''' is a [[Web 2.0]] site for [[fags]]/[[16-Year-old girl|dykes]], [[Begging|e-beggers]]/[[failed]] [[DeviantART|artists]], [[preteens]] and [[Retard|dingdongs]] who are too stupid to use [[IRC]], and need turn-based [[chat]] to play oppression olympics on. Typical Twitter users subject each other to a relentless [[voraphilia|feed]] of minutia in their otherwise meaningless lives, known as [[SNCA|tweets]], 24/7/365. Got a new job? Just drank a glass of [[cum|milk]]? Took a big [[shit]]? '''Tweet''' it!
An alternative web for this kind of pronoun sperging is [[Autism|en.pronouns.page]], ''which has the same autism level as Pronouny''. Oh wait...turns out troons hated it because the owner is a "whatever-phobe". [[LOLWUT|Omg so shocking!!!11]]
 
{{center|'''[[Pronouny|(( THEY/THEM, ETC. ))]]'''}}
[[TL;DR]]: [[LiveJournal]] on [[crack]]. (No wait, LJ died years ago.) Or maybe: [[Slack]] on [[roids]]. Yeah, that's the ticket.
{{center|'''[[Twitter|(( BOUGHT BY ELON ))]]'''}}

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Featured Article - Pronouny

Pronouny is a website where troons change their pronouns, nouns, and names into whatever the fuck the English dictionary doesn't have. It was set up in 2016 by noa, a student at the University of British Columbia. Pronouny.xyz serves troons and their allies, helping to normalize the usage of She/Sheself/Cockz/Penisself, minimizing the misgendering, and lessen the need for an explanation of a faggot’s identity or changes therein. In fact, the website is actually a great idea to detect whether a biologically man with she/her pronouns in bio just wants to be an attention whore by changing pronouns everytime "she" feels in need of changing and trolling innocent people for the lulz.

An alternative web for this kind of pronoun sperging is en.pronouns.page, which has the same autism level as Pronouny. Oh wait...turns out troons hated it because the owner is a "whatever-phobe". Omg so shocking!!!11

(( THEY/THEM, ETC. ))
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