Elphaba Orion Doherty

	“	“If you can’t afford to gift, Tell someone else to gift”	„
	—Elphaba,29April24 - Professional financial groomer of minors and vulnerable people

Not To be confused with: Elphaba Thropp. Elphaba Orion Doherty aka Onion Dohurty is a wannabe trans creator on TikTok who live streams at all hours of the day. Elphaba, has made their way into dramaville after they were caught by many of her ex-followers for faking Tourettes, Seizures and other conditions such as autism.

Social media users began pulling many videos where they speculated that Elphaba was just pretending to have diseases, to gain more attention and followers. It's pretty clear the one condition Elphaba has, Foetal Alcohol Syndrome, is the one they denied having the most.

	“	“It's not the fucking Corona Virus, scabies cannot fucking kill you. Scabies is a very unpleasant thing to have, and no there was no one pregnant near me okay? No one was pregnant near me. I said to the people beside me I am recovering from scabies, I have the cream on!”	„
	—Elphaba - ScabiesGate

Elphaba is nothing more than a British lulzcow who buys her followers, likes and views. You may be asking, “How the fuck does one become like Elphaba on TikTok?” Well, it's quite simple. All you need is a smartphone or a web browser, some level of mental handicap, no ability to sing and then you can feast on all the vulnerable people's income that you can eat. If you want to create some TikTok's like Elphaba's, follow these steps:

1. Film yourself being as retarded as possible.
2. Do a shit on live or screech out a song or make a loud obnoxious sound at 2:34am
3. ???
4. PROFIT!

LolCow Behaviour

For some unknown reason, With only a few exceptions, Elphaba cannot break the cycle and regain their humanity. Some of the best examples of Elphaba are when they initially tried to set themselves up as a formidable internet entity, a singer and entertainer. Ironically, over extended periods of well deserved trolling, Elphaba start taking on the traits of those that torment them. Whether this is a coping mechanism, a side effect of spending too long on Tiktok, or because Elphaba lost all their real friends and only have the trolls to relate to is something that warrants further research.

Elphaba regularly likes to remind people on lives that they are "more pretty" than you, have more friends than you, is better at make up than you and more people like her and is way richer than you at the same time Elphaba in lives often realises that that no one gives a shit, and no one likes them, so decides to cry about it and lash out in some spectacular fashion all while on a live just to have someone to BAAAAAW to, about their problems.

If Elphaba had anywhere near as much money as they claimed they could easily afford a therapist weekly or every other week and wouldn't need to regularly go to A&E and demand to be seen sooner just because "I am Elphaba".

Transgender Queries

Elphaba has scammed many people on TikTok claiming the money is going to supposed surgery funds. Elphaba has claimed this for over five years now and still has not spoken to a private clinic for hormones and has not even legally changed their name. Elphaba has admitted they just want money and have no intention of transitioning on multiple occasions. They genuinely endanger women and other genuine transpeople but by filming in women's toilets which is fucked up and puts us at risk.

	“	“You can't just put on lipstick then go and shit in the women's bathroom.”	„
	—Joe Rogan - Burn The Boats.

Other Characters In The Elphaba Universe

Elphaba's Dad got out when the going was good and hasn't been with Elphaba growing up. He was largely an enigma until Elphaba dropped all his contact information one day in a livestream including his YouTube channel. He appears to indulge in metal detecting around the country. On his youtube channel and there are a few videos showing photos of him which appeared the a few days after Elphaba dropped his details on a live without his consent and without discussing it with him first and how he'd feel about that.

Maria, Elphaba's mother, is a conspiracy theorist of the highest degree. She believes that governments have a secret facility where they are breeding and cloning dinosaurs such as velociraptors which were then released. She posted it on her Facebook trying to convince friends and family of this too.

Scandals

Some of Elphaba's top ten scandals as ranked by Jake Baz:

1. Entering Autism's Got Talent and winning, without having autism.
2. Changing her subscriber fee from £5 to £50 which automatically billed people without notification.
3. Faking diagnosis of Autism, Tourettes and Seizures.
4. Contactless card payments for photos in nightclubs.
5. Begging for gifts, but only the big gifts not small payment gifts.
6. Not following through on charity work, not donating to food banks when promised.
7. Blatant racism and inappropriate use of AAV#
8. Elphaba getting ticks and fleas but owns no pets or animals.