Elphaba Orion Doherty

	“	“If you can’t afford to gift, Tell someone else to gift”	„
	—Elphaba,29April24 - Professional financial groomer of minors and vulnerable people

Elphaba Orion Doherty aka Onion Dohurty is a wannabe trans creator on TikTok who live streams at all hours of the day. Elphaba, has made their way into dramaville after they were caught by many of her ex-followers for faking Tourettes, Seizures and other conditions such as autism.

Social media users began pulling many videos where they speculated that Elphaba was just pretending to have diseases, to gain more attention and followers. It's pretty clear the one condition Elphaba has, Foetal Alcohol Syndrome, is the one they denied having the most.

	“	“It's not the fucking Corona Virus, scabies cannot fucking kill you. Scabies is a very unpleasant thing to have, and no there was no one pregnant near me okay? No one was pregnant near me. I said to the people beside me I am recovering from scabies, I have the cream on!”	„
	—Elphaba - ScabiesGate

Elphaba is nothing more than a British lulzcow who buys her followers, likes and views. You may be asking, “How the fuck does one become like Elphaba on TikTok?” Well, it's quite simple. All you need is a smartphone or a web browser, some level of mental handicap, no ability to sing and then you can feast on all the vulnerable people's income that you can eat. If you want to create some TikTok's like Elphaba's, follow these steps:

1. Film yourself being as retarded as possible.
2. Do a shit on live or screech out a song or make a loud obnoxious sound at 2:34am
3. ???
4. PROFIT!

Elphaba regularly likes to remind people on lives that they are "more pretty" than you, has more friends, is better at make up than you and more people like her and is way richer than you at the same time Elphaba in lives often realises that that no one gives a shit, and no one likes them, so decides to cry about it and lash out in some spectacular fashion all while on a live just to have someone to BAAAAAW to, about their problems.

If Elphaba had anywhere near as much money as they claimed they could easily afford a therapist weekly or every other week and wouldn't need to regularly go to A&E and demand to be seen sooner just because "I am Elphaba".

Elphaba's Dad got out when the going was good and hasn't been with Elphaba growing up. He was largely an enigma until Elphaba dropped all his contact information one day in a livestream including his YouTube channel. He appears to indulge in metal detecting around the country. On his youtube channel and there are a few videos showing photos of him which appeared the a few days after Elphaba dropped his details on a live without his consent and without discussing it with him first and how he'd feel about that.

Maria, Elphaba's mother, is a conspiracy theorist of the highest degree. She believed cloned dinosaurs were released (posted it on her Facebook).

Some of Elphaba's top ten scandals as ranked by Jake Baz are:

1. Contactless card payments for photos in nightclubs