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The '''Torah''' is some diarrhea that was sprayed out of some [[jooz]]' anuses onto some papyrus scrolls over 2500 years ago.
The '''Torah''' is some diarrhea that was sprayed out of some [[jooz]]' anuses onto some papyrus scrolls over 2500 years ago.
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Jews did Pearl Harbor

The Torah is some diarrhea that was sprayed out of some jooz' anuses onto some papyrus scrolls over 2500 years ago.
It's a mixture of some idiotic myths cribbed from the babylonians during the jooz' captivity and then modified (the first 10.4 chapters of Genesis); some highly distorted historical events; and a bunch of sociopathic laws that were written by some aggressive autotheistic alpha chimpanzee brains in human bodies, with names like 'Josiah' and 'Hilkiah'. They got the brilliant idea of turning sociopathic criminal behaviors (particularly murder, torture-murder, and baby penis mutilation) into laws, thus turning law onto its head.

Jewish Torah proselytizers then went on to inspire the creation of islamism by the arch-sociopath Mohammed, and all the evil shit that caused throughout the centuries and even to this day. The Torah is also the inspiration for all of the young-earth creationist retards. Those creationist abrahamtards do not even know, or acknowledge, the fact that the creationism account in Genesis is a relic from polytheistic times, which uses the hebrew word for 'gods' (elohim) rather than 'god' (el) or 'god' with an unclear epithet (el-shaddai), so that it actually says things like "the gods created the heavens and the earth", etcetera.