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[[File:Jade_Scholeck.jpg|right|thumb|Bluefolf is a Satanist noted.]]
'''Bluefolf'''{{trans}} (powerword: '''Caden Wayne Scholeck''' / '''Jade Scholeck'''{{trans}}) is a tranny [[zoophile|furfaggot]] with a [[scat]] fetish. He lives by [[attention whore|being the focus of twitter drama]] and is known to overshare on personal family matters and [[unwarranted self importance|to start shit with e-celebs on twitter]].
 
==Introduction to the Furry Fandom==
[[File:Protobluefolf.jpg|thumb|right|Before being a folf ([[fox]] + [[wolf]]), Caden was watever the fuck this is.]]
Caden joined the furry fandom on February 23rd 2017, when he was [[12-year-old boys|12 years old]] and joined [[FurAffinity]] in May 2017. From that point on, he probably developed a scat fetish and transsexual delusions as a result of grooming and [[sick fucks|EPI]]
 
==Relationship with his dad==
As you might expect, Bluefolf does not have a good relationship with his dad. In fact, his dad had completely disowned him.
 
==Assault==
[[File:BruisedFolf.jpg|thumb|right|BAWWWWWW!!!!!]]
Bluefolf alleges that he was [[shit noone cares about|attacked by a transphobe late at night for wearing a skirt]]. He uploaded pix of his wounds to prove it, but don't be too quick too give your sympathy because he probably faked it.
 
==The Scat Video Incident==
<center>[[File:Bluefolf_scat_video.mp4|600px]]</center>
Bluefolf films scat erotica. Probably intended for his fellow [[Discord|discord]] faggots.
 
==Fursodas==
Bluefolf collaborated with some retard to create a product called "fursoda" (AKA overpriced soda distilled with Bluefolf's shit water). They ended up pooling ~$8000 into the project and didn't even come close to breaking a profit because not even furfags (in spite of their conspicuously consumptuous nature) want to pay [[jew|$90 FUCKING DOLLARS]] for a fucking soda cup with furry stickers on it. Bluefolf probably ended up embezzling most of the funds to buy a new fursuit with massive tits.
 
==Gallery==
<gallery>
File:BluefolfACK.png|ACK!
File:Bluefolf and jesus.jpg|Bluefolf doesn't love Jesus :(
File:Bluefolf mothers portrait.jpg|At least his mother still loves him.
File:Bluefolf_loves_sniffing_shit_and_grooming_minors.jpg
File:Bluefolf_biohazard.jpg
File:Bluefolf Dad Wojak.png|"[[Son, I Am Disappoint]]"
File:BlueFolf_poster.jpg
File:Smellybluefolf.jpg
File:Bluefolf_full_suit.jpg|After enough swindling and embezzlement, Bluefolf could finally afford the rest of his fursuit.
</gallery>
 
==External Links==
* {{kf|aden-wayne-scholeck-jade-scholeck-bluefolf-blue.130776|KiwiFarms article}}
* [https://archive.md/73oIo Archival Expose]
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