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Slim shady is a | Slim shady is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed aryan overlord that keeps america from being taken over by [[Jews]] and [[Cultural Marxism]] by blowing peoples brainz out | ||
== Slim shady and eminem are NOT the same == | == Slim shady and eminem are NOT the same == | ||
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Despite the common fucking belief, eminem and slim shady are not the same fucking person. Slim shady is the all-seeing blonde-haired, blue-eyed, aryan master race version of the wigger eminem. Infact, Slim shadies ancestory DNA test classified him as 100% aryan. The ancestory dna test had such an extreme fucking error that slim shady harnessed the power from it and started flowing in the air with blue glowing eyes, and harnessed the electricty and become 291827373736839% aryan and started spitting sick bars, which the sick bars drove them insane beyond comprenhension and burned the motherfucking faces of the faggot scienticts figuring out the his ancestory like that one demon ghost burned the nazis face off in raiders of the ark. (This became the basis for the rap god msuic video, as slim shady is seen floating while rapping fast) They could not comprehend slim shadies strength and power. Later slim shady went rouge and started killing every [[Faggot]], [[Nigger]], [[Liberal]], [[Commie]], [[Tranny]], and [[Leftist]] [[Activist]] in existence with the power of the one thing leftists minorites hate the most: [[Guns]]. (see: the song "criminal") | Despite the common fucking belief, eminem and slim shady are not the same fucking person. Slim shady is the all-seeing blonde-haired, blue-eyed, aryan master race version of the wigger eminem. Infact, Slim shadies ancestory DNA test classified him as 100% aryan. The ancestory dna test had such an extreme fucking error that slim shady harnessed the power from it and started flowing in the air with blue glowing eyes, and harnessed the electricty and become 291827373736839% aryan and started spitting sick bars, which the sick bars drove them insane beyond comprenhension and burned the motherfucking faces of the faggot scienticts figuring out the his ancestory like that one demon ghost burned the nazis face off in raiders of the ark. (This became the basis for the rap god msuic video, as slim shady is seen floating while rapping fast) They could not comprehend slim shadies strength and power. Later slim shady went rouge and started killing every [[Faggot]], [[Nigger]], [[Liberal]], [[Commie]], [[Tranny]], and [[Leftist]] [[Activist]] in existence with the power of the one thing leftists minorites hate the most: [[Guns]]. (see: the song "criminal") | ||
due to this master genetic [[Slim shady]] is ranked far, far, far, far, far, above [[You]]. | due to this master genetic [[Slim shady]] is ranked far, far, far, far, far, above [[You]]. | ||
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Slim Shady is more racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, arophobic, antisemetic, islamophobic, hinduphobic, indophobic, judeophobic, acephobic, biphobic, panphobic, femboyphobic and bigoted than any edgy teenage emo kid on the internet could dream of. | Slim Shady is more racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, arophobic, antisemetic, islamophobic, hinduphobic, indophobic, judeophobic, acephobic, biphobic, panphobic, femboyphobic and bigoted than any edgy teenage emo kid on the internet could dream of. | ||
He has no phobia as in fear, all his phobias are in prejudice and hatred. | He has no phobia as in fear, all his phobias are in prejudice and hatred. | ||
== Blowing Brainz out == | |||
in 1997, slim shady met the vastly inferior nigger dr dre an | |||
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—Slim shady | ||
Slim shady is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed aryan overlord that keeps america from being taken over by Jews and Cultural Marxism by blowing peoples brainz out
Slim shady and eminem are NOT the same
Despite the common fucking belief, eminem and slim shady are not the same fucking person. Slim shady is the all-seeing blonde-haired, blue-eyed, aryan master race version of the wigger eminem. Infact, Slim shadies ancestory DNA test classified him as 100% aryan. The ancestory dna test had such an extreme fucking error that slim shady harnessed the power from it and started flowing in the air with blue glowing eyes, and harnessed the electricty and become 291827373736839% aryan and started spitting sick bars, which the sick bars drove them insane beyond comprenhension and burned the motherfucking faces of the faggot scienticts figuring out the his ancestory like that one demon ghost burned the nazis face off in raiders of the ark. (This became the basis for the rap god msuic video, as slim shady is seen floating while rapping fast) They could not comprehend slim shadies strength and power. Later slim shady went rouge and started killing every Faggot, Nigger, Liberal, Commie, Tranny, and Leftist Activist in existence with the power of the one thing leftists minorites hate the most: Guns. (see: the song "criminal")
due to this master genetic Slim shady is ranked far, far, far, far, far, above You.
Slim shady usally appears in eminems mirror every night to stalk him, hoping one day to posses him and bring back is former glory.
—Eminem | ||
Triggering liberals
Slim shady triggers the fuck out of liberals by casually commiting every macabre subject imaginable, from incest, child cannibalism, mass shootings, murder, assassinating the president, killing fags, microagressions, raping women and even moar. Slim shady is considered by liberal faggots to be "the alt-right embodiment of rape culture" as he has raped 198,928,726,546,769 women in existence, and has killed more five fucking times that amount (994,643,639,287,309 people!)
If your too fucking lazy to convert that to a number, let me do it for you. He has raped over one hundred ninety-eight trillion nine hundred twenty-eight billion seven hundred twenty-six million five hundred forty-six thousand seven hundred sixty-nine women, and had killed over nine hundred ninety-four trillion six hundred forty-three billion six hundred thirty-nine million two hundred eighty-seven thousand three hundred nine people.
Slim Shady is more racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, arophobic, antisemetic, islamophobic, hinduphobic, indophobic, judeophobic, acephobic, biphobic, panphobic, femboyphobic and bigoted than any edgy teenage emo kid on the internet could dream of.
He has no phobia as in fear, all his phobias are in prejudice and hatred.
Blowing Brainz out
in 1997, slim shady met the vastly inferior nigger dr dre an
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