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==How to Identify Manlets== | ==How to Identify Manlets== | ||
* | * They are under [[America|6'7"]]. | ||
* | * They are under [[Europe|200 centimeters]]; | ||
* | * The sight of them fill you with [[rage|an unexplainable urge to destroy all these disgusting little vermins in the most painful way imaginable]]. | ||
* | * They are [[asian]]. | ||
* | * They are compensating for their height by putting on large amounts of muscle. | ||
* | * They buy clothes at the children's section because nothing in the adult's section fits them. | ||
* | * They are just fucking disgusting. | ||
[[File:Real_manlet_height_chart.jpg|right|thumb|A simple guide to follow when identifying a manlet]] | [[File:Real_manlet_height_chart.jpg|right|thumb|A simple guide to follow when identifying a manlet]] | ||
==What to do When Confronted With a Manlet== | ==What to do When Confronted With a Manlet== | ||
* [[holocaust]] him | * [[holocaust]] him |
Revision as of 00:20, 28 January 2015
Manlets are a race of hominidae easily recognizable by their short and girthy stature. Unlike midgets, who are humans with a growth defect, manlets were created that way by God and have nothing to be ashamed of
When attempting to blend in with human society, manlets are always inferior at everything they do, they can be spotted trying to mate with human women, and usually end up with some 40-year-old trailer park whore who just jumped off the cock carousel, who they will fill with their inferior sperm and curse the world with MOAR manlets.
Some manlets will claim they are average by pointing at statistics, but what they don't know is that the average height for all 1st world countries is far above what the statistics say, but the government fear manlets will genocide themselves overnight should such a fact be released to the public.
How to Identify Manlets
- They are under 6'7".
- They are under 200 centimeters;
- The sight of them fill you with an unexplainable urge to destroy all these disgusting little vermins in the most painful way imaginable.
- They are asian.
- They are compensating for their height by putting on large amounts of muscle.
- They buy clothes at the children's section because nothing in the adult's section fits them.
- They are just fucking disgusting.
What to do When Confronted With a Manlet
- holocaust him
- bend down to make eye contact
- call him little guy
- just kick him in the fucking face
- tell him to an hero
- steal his lunch, he can't get it back anyway
Where to Find Manlets
- at the gym trying to compensate
- at school trying to make up for their lack of strength through intellectual means
- at the shoe shop ordering shoes with 8 inch soles
- at the hair salon getting an afro so they will look taller
- on reddit
- on 4chan
Famous Manles
- Hitler (1.72cm)
- Stalin (1.62cm)
- You (seriously, just kill yourself)