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Nikita Kahn is a well-known Ukrainian prostitute in Malibu and North California who got widely exposed for being a promiscuous slut across California, as well as being one of the mistresses of 70 year old Larry Ellison.
[[File:LarryEllisonHotDog.png|thumb|[[Krystal Can't Enjoy Her Sandwich|Larry can't enjoy his hot dog]].]]
Nikita Kahn’s real birth name is Iryna Osipova. She has had several aliases throughout the years as a sex worker and con artist.
There are several posts associated with her on the gossip website thedirty.com under the categories of Malibu and Chicago:


http://thedirty.com/2014/05/larry-ellisons-sugar-baby-nikita-kahn/
'''Larry Ellison''' is the [[Fact|bastard]] who once led [[Oracle Corporation]], destroyed Sun Microsystems, and became one of the richest men in the world. Forsaken by his mother, raised by evil stepparents, and uncommitted to his [[Jewish]] heritage, Ellison attempted to fill the void in his life with [http://thedirty.com/2013/10/malibus-own-nikita-kahn/ hookers], dough, and the charred remains of the companies absorbed or ruined by Oracle. He's also a big enough jackass to provoke [http://gawker.com/390837/oracle-ceo-larry-ellison-is-iron-man comparisons to Robert Downey Jr.'s Tony Stark] and even appeared in ''Iron Man 2''.


http://thedirty.com/2013/10/malibus-own-nikita-kahn/
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http://thedirty.com/2014/07/nikita-kahn-is-such-a-pathetic-fame-whore/
==External links==
*[[wikipedia:Larry Ellison|Larry Ellison at Wikipedia]]


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Revision as of 16:32, 7 February 2015

Larry can't enjoy his hot dog.

Larry Ellison is the bastard who once led Oracle Corporation, destroyed Sun Microsystems, and became one of the richest men in the world. Forsaken by his mother, raised by evil stepparents, and uncommitted to his Jewish heritage, Ellison attempted to fill the void in his life with hookers, dough, and the charred remains of the companies absorbed or ruined by Oracle. He's also a big enough jackass to provoke comparisons to Robert Downey Jr.'s Tony Stark and even appeared in Iron Man 2.

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